T H U R S D A Y . M A Y 20. 1943
T IM E S . W IL L A M IN A . O R E G O N
E m ergency D octors, N ext B est T h in g , Do F in e J o b lo r U. S.
THE CHEERFUL
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T h e re » s o m e th in g good
in e v e r y t h in g — -
Shortage of Doctors
Puts Big Burden on
Pharmacists’ Mates
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K/hat ta Da
By PHYLLIS UKLMONT
By MISS ABBIE CONDIT
> 'a l l . e a t R « » r » « U .» A « * e » ia U » .-
—
There sim p ly are not enough doc-
to rs to go around in our arm ed
forces to da y; th a t is. i f every ship
in the navy and the coast guard is
to have its own doctor as w e ll as
the thousands of doctors req uired on
shore w ith the a rm y and in naval
shore stations. So the navy and
H ere are m e rry gam es fo r any
hrne c i the
r fo r f a n u iies o r club
groups:
w ith tw o toothpicks and tw o sh al
low paper cups. One cup is fu ll of
beans
A t a signal, players tra n s
fe r beans fro m one cup to the o the r
by m eans o f toothpicks and enter
on th e ir scores actual n um ber of
beans picked up.
Table Two. Needle threading con
test. Each p la y e r has a pack of nee
dles (v e ry large eyes) and a spool o f
th re ad . A signal is given, and each
p la y e r th re ad s as m any needles as
she can, ty in g knot in each s trin g .
In d iv id u a l p la y e r w rite s down num
ber o f needles threaded.
Table T hree. W ord guessing con
test. A page o f new sprint (sheet
o f new spaper o r large m agazine) is
passed around the table. Each p la y
e r is asked to w rite down the to ta l
n um ber o f w ords she guesses are
on the page. Score: nearest guess.
4; next. 3; next, 2; next, 1.
Table F ou r. P ig dra w in g contest.
T his gives the a rtis tic p layers a
chance. A ll p layers are asked to
shut th e ir eyes and draw a pig.
Score: m ost successful d ra w in g gets
4. the n ext, 3. and so on, as at T a
ble T hree. I f a t any tim e score-
keeper is in doubt, give two 4's and
tw o 3's.
T h u v t r v ill give ua
K nyvK y
A b r t , n d n e v c ro p oF
v e te re n »
To » p e t-k o n
D e c o ra tio n D e y
KTC*"”
Games.
Opening G am e. As guests a rriv e ,
give each person a s m a ll paper bag
containing ten beans. E ach person
is asked to chat w ith someone else,
changing p artne rs fre q u e n tly . Who-
W N U » .d u r e « .
ever can be caught saying “ y e s " or
••no” m ust fo rfe it a bean to the per
A man bought a canary from an
son w ith whom she is ta lk in g . T his
animal dealer.
game can be started when th ere are
'•You're »urc thia bird can (ing?”
o nly a few guests and continued un
he said, auspiciously.
t i l p la ying at tables begins.
D on't neglect yo ur house ju s t be
' He's a grand singer.”
Table Games. F o u r b rid g e tables—
cause yo u r husband, or sun. has
The customer left. A week later
num bered one to fo u r—are set fo r
gone to w ar. D usting and cleaning
he reappeared.
fo u r to p la y a t each ta ble . (N u m
m ay not seem too im p o rta n t when
"Say! Thia bird you sold me Is
bers m a y be cu t fro m old calen
the head o f the house w on 't be home
lame! ”
dars.) One o f the p ro g ra m c o m m it
to appreciate it, but it is v ita lly im
• Well, what did you want—a sing
tee stands beside each table to d i
p ortan t to yo ur m orale , and th a t of
er or a dancer?"
re c t p lay and keep score. T a llie s
yo u r c h ild re n , to see th a t the home
are given each p la y e r.
I f m ore
Subway F a c to ry
rem ain s a ttra c tiv e .
guests have been in v ite d than there
In a London suburb, a large fac
You preserve yo u r household a r t i
are places at the tables, fill up the
cles by keeping them clean and p ol to ry m a kin g e le c tric a l equipm ent
tables and begin. The games go
fo r a ir c r a ft is only 40 feet wide
ished. T herefore, when the w a r is
ra p id ly , and when the firs t group has
but seven m ile s long. I t occupies
over and yo ur m an comes home he
finished a second group s ta rts in.
an unused subway.
w ill find e v e ryth in g ju s t as he le ft it
O f i f you p re fe r, ru n nine tables,
—and ju s t as he rem em bered it.
using the e x tra gam es given here,
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or parchesi, sim p le puzzles, o r
Mother says:
Crossword Lexicon.
A t the end o f the firs t gam e the
high couple at each ta b le progresses.
B ut a fte r the firs t gam e the couple
* longest a t the table (re ga rd less o f
score) progresses. In th is w ay no
T h e r e * « <<x»d r r a e o K w h y F A Z O
S e c re ta ry H a ro ld L. Ickes o f the We have wom en ju n io r chem ists in
H H R I b a a S e r a u s e d by • » w e e y »AMA«««
one is em barrassed by being de d e p a rtm e n t o f the in te rio r has an the G eological Survey. To m eet w a r
• ( a u lV e re re f r a » f ' » F « « F ile a » *<•« .
A steady hand and a steady eye tained a t one table and e very p la y nounced an in te n sifica tio n o f his v ir demands in the va riou s bureaus we
F A Z O o i n l w r a l s a a t h r a i e f la m e d a r e a «
—> r e lie v e « « a m a a« i A K h ln g . M « « a « d .
are prim e requisites o f the p h a rm a er becomes acquainted w ith m ore of tu a l “ c ra d le to the g ra v e ” search are a lready re c a llin g men to serv-
F A Z O W R lw r i'l Iw b r tr a lr a b a rd e a e d .
cist in compounding and dispensing the o the r guests. A tim e lim it (5 fo r tra in e d personnel, exem pt fro m 1 ice who are 72 and 73 y e a r* old,
d r i e d « a r t a — b » l» a » r e v e a l r r a r b t a g a a d
» o r e n e s v T h i r d . F A Z O a ia i m r a « l e a d «
o
r
10
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in
utes)
is
announced
fo
r
each
m edicines.
m ilita r y service through age or and holding other men in service
l a r e d a r e e w e l l i a f a a d e b e r b b le e d in g .
game by the scorekeeper.
F e a r Ib . ||* a e a a y l a a a e
F A Z O a ia U
p h ysica l reasons, to c a rry on v ita l long past the legal re tire m e n t uge.
the coast guard have the n ext best
m r a t ' a p e r f o r a t e d F i l e F ip e a ta b e a a p
“
As
the
hea
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g
stream
o
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T here are no p a rtn e rs . Each p la y in te rio r w o rk on the home fro n t.
p
lic
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r
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T e a r d a r la r
th in g —the p ha rm acist's m ate —who e r keeps her own score o n 'h e r ta lly ,
f a n t e l l y a a a b a a l F A Z O a ta la ie a A .
“ The w o rk o f m y d e p artm en t has c rip p le d m en comes back fro m the
can p erform near m ira cle s in a ■ adding the scores m ade a t a ll fo u r
been c r itic a lly handicapped by the b a ttle fron ts, we intend to do our
t i t PAZO T»íiy» At Sratstens' '
pinch.
tables. H igh score w ins. F irs t, sec e n lis tm e n t o r induction o f 33 per best to find them positions fo r w hich
F o r instance, it is now h is to ry how ond and th ird prizes m ay be given, cent o f a ll m ale employees between they w ill be q ualified and in w hich
acist's
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p e rform
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an if U desired.
a a p p i ha
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13 and 37 ye ars of a g e ," the secre they are useful to the departm ent.
Happiness as You T ra v e l
emergency appendectomy on a sa il- , Ja b Ie ()ne P ic k in g up
w lth ta ry said. “ I have a dm itted to the I have asked the se cre tary of the
Happiness is not a station you
or aboard a subm arine subm erg
toothpicks. Each p la y e r is provided house m ilita r y a ffa irs co m m itte e navy and the se cre ta ry of w a r to
a rriv e At. but a m anner of tra v e l
in enemy waters, using o rdinary' ta
th a t I e rre d in the a d m in is tra tio n of m ake recom m endations fro m this
ing.—M a rg a re t Lee Runbeck.
ble spoons and knives fro m the g al- — ------------------------------------------------------ a d e fe rm e n t p olicy in the d ep a rtm e n t group. We are doing our absolute
ley in lieu of the re g u la r s u rg ic a l (
of the in te rio r. I le t these m en go. best to c le a r m anpow er fo r the
tools. The navy and coast guard
W ith the w isdom of hin dsig ht. I see i w a r.”
get m any of th e ir p h a rm a cis ts ’
th a t fe w e r in te rio r employees in u ni
mates from the c o m e r drugstores |
m 5 » O M ltM a t lU u b * . m o a n h a d l
fo rm w ould have been m ore in the
W ften evreoa •to m o rh a n t aaueoe pa in ful •u ffo e a t-
of the nation. B ut there a re n ’t
pub lic interest.
|n< g . i nour r to a w 'h aa«i h e artb u rn (to rto fi uouaJly
enough corner drugstores to supply
Lre^ritM» th e fa o le -’ aettn « m « I >«-!.-• know n foe
“ I t does not m ake sense to p e rm it
orm pt.Mantle rettef taariUHnaa Hba th— e In tw it ana
the demand, e ith e r. So selected
lo b k d a N o laa a ttv e Mall ano brtn«v rsw«f»«et la a
the d ra in in g away o f tra in e d p e r
t i f f y a» dooMo /m a r nan- - f barb oa return o f b o ttle
groups of re g u la rly enlisted men
sonnel needed fo r v ita l bchind-the-
to ua 3 c a l a ll d ru *« to U
M E R C H A N T M A R IN E
are sent to school to lea rn p h a rm a - ■
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line service. W ith 4.788 in te rio r e m
cy and physiology and m in o r sur- •
ployees on m ilita r y service as of
‘ Moo’ and ‘Squeal’
gery to fit them fo r berths aboard
Today, w ith e very L ib e rty ship de- M arch 1, we have had to m ake
In
a
rm
y slang "m o o ” is m ilk and
S
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,
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s
tra
lia
,
n
o
r
w ar c ra ft th a t have no m ed ica l of- liv e re d into service, 41 o r m ore ex- e x tra o rd in a ry e ffo rts to fill th e ir
“ sq ue al" is pork.
m a lly a food e xpo rtin g co un try, now
ficers.
perienced m e rch a n t seamen are places.”
The college of p h a rm a cy a t Co- needed to tra n s fo rm it into a moy- ! The in te rio r d e p a rtm e n t has em- has a surplus in only tw o m a jo r
crops—w heat and wool. There are
z YOU WOMEN WHO SUFFER R U k
lum bia u n iv e rs ity is sponsoring one 1 ing, liv in g lin k in o u r v ita l supply I ployed over 1,000 m ore women than m any shortages. F o r exam ple, o r
lines.
Increased
a
c
tiv
ity
on
a
ll
our
it
had
a
t
the
s
ta
rt
o
f
the
w
a
r
and
tra in in g p ro g ra m w hich has been
fro n ts and the dem ands o f to ta l w a r put m an y of them in positions fo r anges, as com m on before the w a r
placed upon our ships c a ll fo r m ore m e rly held by m en, S ecretary Ickes in A u s tra lia as in C a lifo rn ia , now
are a lm ost unobtainable in shops.
experienced seamen than e ver be declared.
If you suffer Iron. Ixit ILvaheg, dlzxl-
Tw o m a in fa cto rs are responsible
fore. Ocean-going ships are being
n«w . dlsuriHi of Mlrregula»1Ue«''. »re
“ We are now h irin g wom en en
fo
r
shortages
of
th
is
kind.
F
ru
it
weak,
nervou*. Irritable, blu e at
produced at the ra te o f fo u r a day. gineers and we’ re going to have
t im e « —d u e t o t b e f u n c t i o n » !
c
u
ltiv
a
tio
n
m
akes
heavy
dem
ands
M ore th an 15 hundred w ill s trik e m ore i f we can get th e m ,” he said.
"mldtlle-aice" perVxl In » w om an’»
the w a te r thi3 y e a r. These ships | “ R ecently we hired a 72-year-old fo r on seasonal m anpow er reserves
life --tr y Lydia F P lu k h .m '» Vege
w
hich
no
longer
exist.
B
u
t
the
table Com pound— the beat-know q
dem and m en. A t th is tim e th ere is m e r vice president o f a bank as a
m edicine you c»n buy today th a t1»
a severe •shortage o f firs t, second stenographer. N o rm a lly , to do the g re a tly increased c o m m itm e n ts in
m ade etprciaH y lo r w om en.
and th ird assistant engineers, firs t nim ble rough w o rk incid en t to s u r the supply of food fo r A m e rica n
Plnkham '« Com pound ha» helped
troops
in
A
u
s
tra
lia
under
re
c
ip
ro
c
a
l
thousand« upon thounand» of w o m
and second m ates, and able-bodied veying, we h ire rodm en about 18
en to relieve euch an n oying sym p
seamen. O ur m e rc h a n t ships need years old, but we re c e n tly w ere lend-lease and fo r export to U nited
tom« Follow lab el direction«. P ln k -
h am ’» Com pound I» w o rth try in g /
the experience w hich these m a rin e forced to em ploy th re e •youngsters’ N ations is perhaps the m ost im p o r
engineers, m ates, and A .B .’s have of 62, 67 and 71 years o f age, re ta n t fa cto r.
I t is estim ated th a t or.lv three
so th a t a ll our ships can s a il on sp ectively, as rodm en on a job near
a g ric u ltu ra l w orke rs re m a in to do
tim e . The W ar Shipping a d m in is ; M edia, Pa.
tra tio n has re c e n tly issued a n atio n
“ We have crip ple d geologists in the w o rk done by five before the
w ide c a ll fo r on-shore seamen hold wheel ch a irs, who can and do m ake w ar.
In answ er to these problem s the
ing u n lim ite d licenses or c e rtific a te s th e ir c o n trib u tio n to the w a r e ffo rt.
A u s tra lia n fa rm e r has come up w ith
to re tu rn to ship e m p lo ym e n t in o r
w hat observers—a fte r n n . c than a
der to m eet the shortages.
y e a r's t r ia l—concede m ay be a so
To m eet the dem ands o f record-
lu tio n - g ro u p fa rm in g . The e n tire
b re a kin g production of m e rc h a n t
Afinuta
A
ia
ia
-
Ujai
state o f New South Wales has set
ships, and th is to ta l w a r p ro g ra m ,
an exam ple w hich is being copied
the W ar Shipping a d m in is tra tio n is
i
By G A B R IELLE
by a ll o th e r states o f the com m on
also conducting an inten sive tr a in
w ealth. T his involved the org an iza
ing p ro g ra m to pro vid e the neces
tion o f 31 D is tric t W ar A g ric u ltu ra l
sa ry personnel. T w o basic schools
B|ack?
co m m itte es
W ith th e ir help over
and the U nited States M e rc h a n t M a-
the la s t s ix m onths, absolute co
OK FOR THI IBAF/
« M . g ra in m ore nr Iran m i; h . ä » “
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o rd in a tio n of a g ric u ltu ra l production
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deck and engine officers in 16 m onths
change the whole com plexion of a
has
been
attained.
instead of the c u s to m a ry three
m ed icin al compound, so the busi
Founded to organize a ll a va ila b le
years. P a rt o f th e ir tra in in g takes
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ness of w eighing ingredients fo r a
la b o r in the va riou s d is tric ts , the
place aboard m e rc h a n t ships in ac
p re scrip tion is one th a t calls fo r u t
co
m
m
itte
es
consist
o
f
fa
rm
e
rs
,
rep-
tu a l o peration. F iv e state m a ritim e
I resented of the m anpow er a u th o rity ,
m ost care and accuracy.
academ ies are also tra in in g o fficers.
and an o ffic ia l of the d ep a rtm e n t of
planned in association w ith the coast They receive fe d e ra l aid and are
a g ric u ltu re . The DWACs cam e out
closely
co-ordinated
w
ith
the-
fed-
guard m edical officers and is based
o f the v o lu n ta ry and spontaneous
on the navy m anual. The c u rric u - e ra l tra in in g p ro gram ,
organization in the G uyra d is tric t,
And Y our S tr e n g th nnd
lu m gives the men a background
In a d d itio n , m an y apprentice sea-
w hich is situated in northeast New
E nergy 1» Below I’nr
and w orking knowledge of anatom y, m en, ra d io operators, cooks, bakers,
South Wales w here production was
I t may be canned by disorder of k id
physiology, ch e m istry, m in o r sur- and corpsm en are being tra in e d at
in danger o f being h a rd -h it by the
ney function th a t permits poisonous
gery, nursing and p ha rm acy. Upon ’ seven tra in in g stations
pn
w a it* to accumulate. For tru ly many
m anpow er shortage. T his d is tric t
people feel tired, weak and miserable
com pletion of the course, trainees the A tla n tic , P a cific and G u lf Coasts.
was zoned, and a c a re fu l survey
when the kidneys fail to remove excess
acids and other waste m atter from the
are elig ib le fo r the ra tin g of p ha r
These men are the fu tu re m e r
m ade o f m en, m ach in e ry, horses,
blood.
m a cist's m ate th ird class, and are chant m a rin e “ heroes in dunga
seed and tra n s p o rt. E q u ip m e n t was
You may Buffer nagging backache,
rheum atic paina, headaches, diaaine««,
Just
a
m
inute,
m
y
la
d
y!
Do
you
qualified as m e d ica l aides to re n rees.” They w ill become the brains,
used w here m ost needed, irre sp e c
sotting up niphta, leg paina, swelling.
der em ergency tre a tm e n t pending nerves, and m uscles th a t guide and know —th a t e ig ht glasses o f w a te r a tiv e o f ow nership. H arvesters and
S om tU m pi frequent and scanty urina
tion with sm arting and burning la an
atte ntio n fro m a m edical o fficer. co ntrol cargo vessels along the sea day are a source o f skin beauty! team s w ere d river, by th e ir owners,
other sign th a t aomething ia wrong with
There are tim es when em ergencies lanes of the w o rld . W ithout them , T ha t e a rly w rin k le s are u sually the and pooled lab or was paid on ex
the kidney» or bladder.
There should be no doubt that prom pt
arise w h ile a ship is in a s ile n t w a r supplies would pile up on A m e r re s u lt o f too-dry skin? A m in ute a change basis. O bjections raised by
treatm ent la wiser than neglect. Da«
zone, w here she can not use her ra ican w harves and the A llie d offen day to a pply crea m keeps w rin k le s some fa rm e rs th a t “ the la s t m a n ’ s
Doan’s Pill». U la better to relv on •
medicine th a t baa won countrywide ap-
dio, and at such tim es the “ em ergen sive a t the fro n t would be stalled. a w a y! Do you know th a t a lig h te r crop to be harvested runs m ore ris k
roval than oa something U*a favorably
cy doc” is on h is own, as in the The m en o f the m e rch a n t m a rin e shade o f foundation cream on a re of s to rm dam age” were overcom e
nown. Doan't hnv« been tried anti te a ^
E
ed many years. Are a t ail drug store«.
case of the youngster who rem oved bind A m e ric a ’ s production lines to ceding chin w ill g ive the illu sio n of when it was discovered th a t under
G et l)oan'» today.
the fa r-flu n g b a ttle lin e s of the w o rld g re a te r prom inence? Do you know the group plan, the crops o f the en-
a com rade’s appendix.
th
a
t
p
ickin
g
up
m
arbles
w
ith
your
as
th
ey
in
tre
p
id
ly
wage
th
e
ir
own
The above photos show you tw o
i tire d is tric t were brought in in a few
m em bers of a class o f coast guards u nrestin g s trug gle on the va st bat- toes is a good w ay to re lie v e foot i days w here it had taken weeks un-
strain?
m en in tia in in g as p h a rm a c is ts ’ tle fro n t of the sea.
■ der the in d iv id u a l plan.
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