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TIMES. WILLAMINA. OREGON
Dairy Farmers Learn Ski nhned
Milk Is Now a ‘’Money’ Product
\ i s h t C lu b P a tr io t:
M a c A rth u r w asn't the only hero
on Bataan Peninsula, as th is sto ry,
ju s t a rriv e d , reveals. In the e a rly
days of the cam paign, M a c A rth u r
summ oned an engineer and asked:
"H o w long w ill it take to th ro w a
bridg e across this s tre a m ? "
“ Three d a y s ." was the rep ly,
"G o o d ,”
snapped
M a c A rth u r.
"H a v e your d ra ftsm a n m ake d ra w
ings r ig h t a w a y ,"
Three days la te r, the G eneral sent
fo r the engineer and asked h im how
the bridg e was com ing.
“ It's a ll re a d y ," was the answ er.
"Y o u can send yo ur m en across
now, if you don 't have to w a it fo r
them pictures. They a in 't done y e t ! ”
D ried ‘R efuse’ Is Found to
Re Roth H ealthful and
Eeonoiuieal.
Inn ing Down a Smoke Screen
T h is s p ira l o f m a ln u tritio n hus
been noticed, and c o n tin u a lly c o m
m ented upon, by n u tritio n is ts , social
w o rk e rs , und physicians in close
c o n ta c t w ith the poor and th e ir
c h ild re n .
D rie d , sk im m e d m ilk —now being
w asted by the A m e ric a n d a iry fa r m
e rs—when sold th ro ug h ou t the na
tio n w ill not o nly m ean m ore m oney
in the pockets o f the fa rm herd o w n
ers, but also keep th is n ation in the
best o f h ea lth , i t w ill also b uild a
h e a lth y yo un ge r generation upon
w hich the n a tio n has a lw a ys depend
ed.
C H IC A G O — D a iry fa rm e rs in ev
e ry sta te o f the U nited States are
fa cin g the prospects of re c e iv in g tw o
p ay checks fo r th e ir m ilk , instead of
the usual one.
And th a t, to any d a iry fa rm e r, is
w elcom e new s!
The reason fo r this s ta te m e n t of
a tw o-for-one deal? T his is it: Since
the n ation began sending m illio n s of
pounds o f pow dered m ilk to the B r it
Federal Departments Active.
ish Isle s a fte r the Lease-Lend pro
So im p o rta n t is the g ro w in g p ro
g ra m was in s titu te d , pow dered m ilk g ra m o f d e h y d ra tio n th a t the U nited
has been hailed as fillin g , n u tritio n a l,
States d e p a rtm e n t o f a g ric u ltu re ,
p ra c tic a l, econom ical, and shipping
P u b lic H e a lth se rvice, and a rm y
dem ands.
have been q u ie tly w o rk in g on the
The n u tritio n a l and econom ical
v a rio u s aspects of the process.
angles on the use of pow dered m ilk
M eow ! A ca tty actress visite d the
The a rm y is now sending m illio n s
a re w h a t has been causing extensive
"N o w , V o yag e r” set in H ’wood and
o
f
pounds o f not only deh ydrated
—and som ew hat in te n s iv e —in v e s ti
co n g ra tu la te d Ilk a Chase on h e r re
s k im m e d m ilk to its soldiers in lands
gations
here
in
the
U
n
ite
d
States
so
cent book. " I enjoyed i t , ” she said.
th a t a g re a te r co nsum ption o f the th ro u g h o u t the w orld, but also such
"W h o w rote it? "
foodstuffs as potatoes, onions, c a r
“ D a rlin g ,” clawed Ilk a , “ I ’m so p ro d u ct w ould result. A young c ru ro ts, cabbages, beets, ruta ba g as and
sader
in
W
ashington,
D.
C.,
by
the
glad you lik e d it.
Who read it nam e o f C arlos Van L e e r J r ., see-^
Pl>3 a t?.eS'
to you?”
M r. A m e ric a n D a iry F a rm e r is
in g the g re a t value o f d eh ydrated
m ilk fo r M r. A m e ric a n F a rm e r, and beginning to see th a t the d eh ydrated
In M oore's the other d in n e r-tim e
food p ro g ra m is d e fin ite ly p u ttin g
E d die C antor, Lou H oltz and C hico M r. and M rs. A m e ric a n P u b lic and h im on the fro n t line of A llie d de
M a rx were w ondering about Ben F a m ily , is doing a ll he can to push fense and offense fo r V ic to ry .
its use.
B e rnie.
" A re things a ll rig h t? ”
M r. A m e ric a n D a iry F a rm e r, be
S O M E W H E R E A T S E A .—A C anadian d e s tro y e r Is shown la yin g down
The skim m e d m ilk residue
one o f us queried.
sides doing h is p a trio tic d u ty , is go a sm oke screen to hide behind. The c irc u m sta n ce s su rrou nd ing the ta k
fro
m
b
u
tte
r
m
a
k
in
g
,
ice
crea
m
"D o n ’t w o rry about B e rn ie ,” said
ing to be paid fo r a p ro du ct he fo r ing of the p ic tu re and the location of the vessel at the tim e the p ic tu re
and bottled m ilk d is trib u tio n
an eavesdropper. “ I happen to know
was taken have been w ith h e ld by w a r censors.
m
e rly w asted !
am ounted to over 22,000.000.000
th a t w hether he w orks o r not, he
(22
b
illio
n
)
q
u
a
rts
in
1939—
the
has an incom e o f $22,000 a y e a r.”
la s t y e a r in w hich fig ures w ere
“ Is th a t enough—the w ay he
a v a ila b le .
The d e p a rtm e n t o f
bets?” asked Chico.
C halk U p D ecisio n
a g ric u ltu re e stim a ted th a t such
"T hose w h o 'll su ffe r,” gagged a
sk im m e d m ilk is about 92 per
For the P edestrian
w ag, " w ill be his re la tiv e s .”
cent w asted when fed to hogs,
W A R E, MASS —An autom obile
and about 98 per cent w asted
F ro m V a rie ty : "O n ly three p ic
cam e o ff second best in c o llisio n
when fed to p o u ltry .
tu re s have played five-w eek engage
w ith a p edestrian here.
<_<■«■ « 4 <.W < 4 4 4 4 4 _ < •<-« I « « « t l l / s <
L 4 .A 4 4 - 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 4 4 4 4
4 4 . 4 - A 4 . 4. 4 4 . S
E x c e lle n t Food Value.
m ents at the M usic H a ll before
C larence P o tte r, u n h u rt, picked
I t is th is d rie d , s k im m e d m ilk
‘Reap the W ild W ind.’ They w ere
h im s e lf up, doffed his hat, bowed
GRANDFATHER
FROG
AND
OLD
O ld M r. T o a d 's eyes snapped, fo r
‘Snow W h ite ,’ ‘R ebecca,’ ‘P h ila . w hich has a food source o f c a lc iu m
p o lite ly and said to the d riv e r :
you know h is s u it is v e ry p la in and
MR. TOAD DISPUTE
not even closely riv a le d by any o the r
S to ry ’ and ‘W oman of the Y e a r.’ ”
" M y apologies fo r bending y o u r
rough.
I t is also
Is n ’t show business bad enough food in p o in t o f cost.
fe n d e r.”
Z ~ \L D M R . T O A D was in d ig n a n t,
"P
e
o
p
le
w
ho
do
honest
w
o
rk
fo
r
capable o f being used in enorm ous
w ith o u t a rith m e tic like that?
The a u to m o b ile was u m id ge t
v e ry in d ig n a n t. Indeed, he was th e ir liv in g have no tim e to s it about
q u a n titie s . The U. S. P u b lic H e a lth
d e liv e ry c a r. P o tte r weighs 250.
so in d ig n a n t th a t fo r a m in u te he in fine clothes a d m irin g th e m
H a rry Hopkins is supposed to S e rvice sta te d in a b u lle tin : "T h e re
c o u ld n ’t find his tongue. You see he selves,” he re p lie d s h a rp ly . “ I ’ve
have asked a Soviet big-shot: "H o w is no question o f the g re a t food value
had m ade a long jo u rn e y across the lea rn e d th is m uch out in the G rea t
is i t you purged so m an y Generals— o f separated m ilk , and d rie d sep
G reen M eadow to the S m ilin g Pool W orld, th a t la zy people come to no Ice Plant* A re F indin g
ye t y o u 're doing so w e ll? ”
a ra ted m ilk m ade fre e ly a v a ila b le
to c o n g ra tu la te G ra n d fa th e r F ro g , good end. I know enough not to
T hat B usiness Is G ood
" I n R ussia,” was the answer, “ we w ould be of considerable im p o rta n c e who, you know , is his cousin, on h a v
choke m y s e lf to death. I ’ ve noticed
in
p
re
v
e
n
tin
g
some
o
f
our
w
id
e
executed the F ifth C olum nists. In
BOSTON.
— A lth ou g h e le c tric ity
in g escaped ch o kin g to death by t r y th a t those who s it around doing noth
F ra n ce th ey put them in the Cab spread m a ln u tr itio n .”
and gas have replaced the icem an in
ing to sw a llo w a fish when his stom ing are u s u a lly the g re e d ie st.”
W ith the g ro w in g in te re s t o f the
in e t!”
h a lf the n a tio n ’s homes d u rin g the
ach w as a lre a d y fu ll. When he got
G ra n d fa th e r F ro g a lm o st choked past tw o decades, the n u m b e r o f ice-
And over here they get on the s ta ff n atio n in d rie d sk im m e d m ilk , d a iry th e re he found G ra n d fa th e r F ro g in
again, he was so a n g ry . You see, pro du cing p lants and th e ir o u tp u t
fa rm e rs o f the n atio n are again see
o f the hate sheets.
a bad te m p e r because a ll day long
in g how th e y can, and w ill be able
i p a ra d o x ic a lly is not fa r fro m peak
. . . .
. .
.
, . .
i he had been teased and m ade fun o f ;
” r ? . T 'l
because of his fool,si, „re e d .
j
¡ p roduction figures.
John G unther, the co m m en ta tor-
w a r correspondent, was in te rv ie w about V ic to ry fo r the U. S. and A l
T oday ice is not o nly used m ore
V e ry fo o lis h ly old M r. Toad had
ing the head o f a gov’t bureau, who lie s, b ut also th e stopping o f a ris in g to ld G ra n d fa th e r F ro g th a t if he had i
e xte n sive ly in re frig e ra to r tra in s
was co m p la in in g about the confu s p ira l o f n a tio n a l m a ln u tritio n .
and tru c k s , but it cools co ncrete , fo r
been o ut in the G re a t W orld he |
sion, red tape, etc.
¡ co nstructio n , m akes a rtific ia l s k i
w ou ld have know n b e tte r than to
"W h a t do you re a lly th in k o f
ju m p s and fu rn ish e s snow ice fo r
have trie d to s w a llo w th a t fish, and
W ashington?” G unther asked.
i the H ollyw ood film in d u s try .
G ra n d fa th e r F ro g had re p lie d th a t
" I th in k ,” he said, “ i t is an insane
I he ought to le a rn to m in d his own
In a su rve y o f the ice business,
y lu m !”
the Technology R eview re p o rts th a t
I a ffa irs . When old M r. Toad did find
"O h, come now ,” G unther ribbed,
■ m a n u fa c tu re rs now produce "s iz e d ”
By G a b r ie lle
;? ' h is voice he said some v e ry un
" t h a t ’s a tim e -w o rn phrase.”
ice to m eet consum er dem ands. Re
p le a sa n t th in g s and rig h t aw ay be
"Y o u don’t und ersta nd ,” said the
fle cting the connection between th is
gan a d ispute w h ich G ra n d fa th e r
m an. “ T his is the m ost d iffe re n t kin d
business and coal, the "s iz e d " ice is
F ro g and M r. Toad have e v e ry tim e
o f an insane asylu m . I t is ru n by
known as "s n o w ,” " r ib b o n ," " r ic e , ”
th ey m ee t—w h e th e r i t is best to
the in m a te s !”
"c h e s tn u t,” " w a ln u t,” and "e g g .”
spend one’s life in one place or go
o ut into the G re a t W orld.
N ew est of a ll the ice p ro du cts is
A m e ric a ’s Assem bly Line.
"W h a t good are you to anybody
a n tis e p tic ice used by P a c ific fish e r
A m e ric a ’s assem bly line is com
b ut y o u rs e lf, n eve r seeing a nyth ing
m en to reduce b a c te ria am ong fish,
plete. I t runs s tra ig h t fro m the g re at
o f the G re a t W o rld and not know ing
thus a llo w in g them to be stored
h e a rt o f a free people to the hearts
a n y th in g about w h a t is going on o r
longer.
o f th e ir fearless fighters.
The
w h a t o th e r people are doing ? ”
" O h ! ” rep lie d Old M r. Toad, ‘ I ’ m
m oney stre a m in g in to our w a r bonds
asked old M r. Toad.
not a fra id .”
is a lre a d y s tre a m in g out o f the
“ I ’m m in d in g m y own a ffa irs and
m outh of the cannon.
not m e d d lin g w ith th in g s th a t don’t old M r. T o a d ’s re m a rk s w ere v e ry
The ca p ita ls of the enemy are pan
c o n c e rrf me, as seems to be the personal, and nobody lik e s personal
ic k y . D o lla r fo r d o lla r—wheel fo r
w a y out in the G re a t W o rld you are re m a rk s when th ey are unpleasant,
I
w heel—and ta nk fo r ta n k —the en
BY PHYLLIS BELMONT
so fond o f ta lk in g a b o u t,” reto rte d e spe cia lly if th ey happen to be true.
em y is losing the b a ttle o f the fa c
J
G ra n d fa th e r F ro g . “ Wise people Old M r. Toad s m ile d , fo r he saw
tories. W hich m eans th a t m an fo r
kn ow enough to be co nte nt w ith th a t he had h it G ra n d fa th e r F ro g ’s
m an the enem y m ust give final ac
T his
w h a t they have. Y ou’ ve been out feelings in a te nd er place.
count on his own b attlefield.
m
ade
G
ra
n
d
fa
th
e
r
F
ro
g
a
n
g
rie
r
than
H e re ’s an easy recipe fo r a good in the G re a t W orld e ve r since you e ve r, and he was tr y in g his best to
He knows th a t m ore goes into a
defense sta m p th an the 25 cents it bleaching hand lotio n. To a q u a rte r could hop, and w h a t good has it th in k o f som ething sharp to say in
costs. And th a t our men w ith th e ir of a cup of ru b b in g alcohol add a done you? T e ll me th a t! You haven’t re p ly , when M r. R edw ing, s ittin g in
h a m m e rs are d riv in g home m ore q u a rte r cup o f g ly c e rin e and a h a lf even a decent s u it o f clothes to yo u r the top of the big h ic k o ry tre e , shout
than riv e ts . The m oney pouring into cup of fresh lem on juice . M ix thor- j b a c k .” G ra n d fa th e r F ro g patted his ed, “ H ere com es F a rm e r B ro w n ’s
the U nite d States T re a su ry m eans oughly. M assage th is into yo u r w h ite and y e llo w w a is tc o a t as he B o y !”
A m e rica n s have no price on th e ir hands d a ily . A fte r a few days yo u r spoke and looked a d m irin g ly at the
G ra n d fa th e r F ro g fo rg o t his anger
re fle c tio n o f his handsome green
lib e rty . B illio n s fo r defense m eans hands w ill be n otice ab ly lig h te r.
and began to look anxious. He
coat
in
the
S
m
ilin
g
P
ool.
(L
edger
S
y
n
d
icate—WNU
Service.l
tanks against ty ra n ts and bullets
m oved about u neasily on his big
fo r bullie s .
. A m e rica n w o rkin g
green lily -p a d and got rea dy to dive
men are too busy to look up, but the
into the S m ilin g Pool, fo r he was
sm oking ch im n e ys of th e ir fa cto rie s
a fra id th a t F a rm e r B ro w n ’s Boy had
mean the sm oking ruins of B e rlin
a
p ocke tfu l o f stones, as he u sua lly
and Tokyo.
did have w hen he cam e o ver to the
The A m e ric a n a rm a m e n t p ro
The easiest w ay to be p op ular is
S m ilin g Pool. O ld M r. Toad d id n ’t
g ra m , w hich includes 185,000 fig h t
to
fo rg e t yo u rse lf. M a n y g irls have
look
troubled
the
least
b
it.
He
d
id
n
't
ing planes, was called “ fa n ta s tic ”
even look around fo r a h id in g place. spoiled th e ir chance o f p o p u la rity
by H itle r in a ra d io speech. T his
by assum ing a blase a ttitu d e , and
He ju s t sat s till and g rinn e d.
is to re p o rt th a t o u r plane produc
“ Y o u'd b e tte r w atch out o r you’ ll ! some th in k they show poise and as
tion w ill be even g re a te r than H itle r
n eve r v is it the S m ilin g Pool a g a in ,” surance by being cold and a rro -
fears.
j gant.
ca lle d G ra n d fa th e r F ro g .
N e ith e r pose w ill get you fa r.
M idtow n M e lo d ra m a :
The col-
“ O h ,” re p lie d old M r. Toad, " I ’m
;
Y
our
best bet is to be unaffected
y u m ’s spy o ve r a t B. A ltm a n ’s de
not a fra id . F a rm e r B ro w n 's Boy is
p a rtm e n t sto re o verhe ard th is d i
a frie n d of m in e . I help h im in his and put the o th e r person at ease.
| I f you are w o rry in g , w ondering and
alogue the o th e r afte rn oo n:
garden. How to m ake frie n d s is one
L ad y P a tro n — Please charge it.
o f the th ing s the G re a t W orld has fid ge ting about the im p ression you
[ are m a k in g , o r i f y o u r h a ir is neat
S a lesgirl — W hat is the nam e,
ta u g h t m e .”
! and tid y , and y o u r lip s tic k s tra ig h t,
please?
“ C h u g a ru m !”
said G ra n d fa th e r you are not going to m ake o thers
L a d y —L illia n Gish.
F ro g . “ I ’d have you know th a t—” feel co m fo rta b le . When you don’t
S a lesgirl—W ould you please spell
B u t w h a t i t was th a t he was to m ake o thers feel a t ease, th e y a re
it?
know old M r. Toad n eve r found out,
not going to be a ttra c te d to you,
fo r ju s t th en G ra n d fa th e r F rog and i f they don’t lik e you, th ey w on ’t
In F e w e r W ords:
V audeville is
ca u g h t s ig h t o f F a rm e r B ro w n ’s Boy
w an t to see you a g a in and you
d e fin ite ly m a k in g a com eback.
A t the C orpus C h ris ti, Texas, n a v a l a ir sta tion a seaplane gets a and w ith o u t w a itin g to even say w on’ t be popular.
The showm en obviously fig ured :
fre sh w a te r show er to wash off the b rin e . Planes o f th is ty p e are ca ta good-by he d ive d into the S m ilin g
So, g irls , fo rg e t y o u rs e lf and th in k
I f i t ’s so successful in Congress p u lte d fro m b attleships and c ru is e rs fo r scouting and o bse rva tio n . C alled Pool.
about the re st o f the w o rld .
it oughta be a cinch fo r B roadw ay. the "e y e s ” of the navy, they are a va lu a b le p a rt of a n a v a l p ilo t’s tra in in g .
(Associated Newspaper»—WNU Service.)
(Ledger Syndicate—WNU Service.)
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N a vy’s ‘Eyes' Get a Shower