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TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON THURSDAY, FEB. 2, 1939 fi '¿ ju n n K i. ./K n u t /lu u ,//! - Those D e a r G a ls M A ID E N EEECRT W AUTHOR By SAMUEL HOPKINS ADAMS OF 'IT HA PPENED O N E N IG H T ' O SAMUEL HOPKINS ADAMS ’ WNU SERVICE —v — O M tN used to blush when they were ashamed; now they’re ashamed when they blush. Ever noticed that the g irl friend’s watch is just like her self? I t ’s expensive, has a nice face and pretty hands—and it ’s never on time. Many women stop in front of shop windows merely to reflect. Some girls smile because they have a sense of humor; others because they have dim ples. Some women are sorry they have but one man to lay the law down to. ' tiling I ever tackled, and a win by the unexpected windfall of Uncle dies,” intoned a voice. Every one would put me where 1 want to be. Peckett’s fortune. The effect of the stood up as the great man entered millions was to inspire in him a lofty in a rush. Kelsey H a re , young architect convalaactng Only I won’t w in." from a breakdow n, m eats M a rtin Holmes« Everyone but Number 3245—D. if not wholly logical opinion of him "Why not?" struggling author. In a storm on a lake near She sat still, regarding with mildly self as a man of large affairs. He M o ldavia N Y Caught In a downpour they "Because you w ill," seek shelter at Holmes estate. Holmes- aspired to be glorified as an indus astonished interest the figure that "B ut it ’s too absurd," cried the tria l leader, and also to shine social bounced energetically in. Her first h o lm .” which by Its air ol decay gives evl* dence ot Its ow ner’s financial em barrass other. "Look at those girls in there. ly, and to his Innocent soul the mo untutored thought was that this was m ent Kelsey suggests renting a io -m and What possible show would I have—” tion picture business seemed to some actor who had come, fresh settles down there Finding Holmes study ing a newspaper picture of a P ark avenue "You got this far, didn’t you?” combine these opportunities. So he from a costume performance. He O u r Need deoutante. Kelsey learns that a story by "On my photograph. And that bought a moribund minor company, wore an open-neck shirt, a pinch- My neighbor is the man who Holm es has been rejected In a SIS.000 con test run by P urity Pictures A l-e<»n Sny- was an accident.” re n a m il it, and with the sublime bottle coat with a yellow orchid in needs me, or whom I need, which d a rk e r, president, for a novel suitable for "Mebbe. Now lissen, kid. Until courage of complete ignorance, the lapel, and swung with commend is in the end the same thing.— plcturixatlon. In which the w inner of a M ys able nonchalance a polo mallet. He Joseph Ernest McAfee. you busted into the game I figured made himself producer-president. te ry Beauty contest w ill star Kelsey buys the m anuscript from Holmes and rents his was lean, twitchy, and glossily hand myself a right smart bet. This field Three constant principles moti some. bouse One of the conditions of the deal la ain’t so hot." th at Kelsey adopt Holmes pen nam e. 'T e m vated the start of his career: speed, “ Now-now-now-now-n^w!” he de pleton Sayles ” After Holm es departs on a "1 thought they were lovely. Of sensation, and publicity, and the trip , a te leg ram arrives for Sayles which tonated. “ Which is which? Come— course, you’re lovely, too." Marne Kelsey leaves unopened G lu nk odd m an greatest of these was publicity. His come! Which is which, I say.” servant, places the debutante’s picture on hastily amended. mental processes were rapid, vio Ar this was a difficult question, the m antel The Park Avenue va n S trat- "Mebbe," allowed the other dis lent, and beyond all human calcula tens, at breakfast with th eir niece M arlon, piritedly. "B u t you got something tion. One of his few practical nobody answered it, a re horrified to find her picture In the paper “ Whut-whut-whut! Whut-whut- as one of ten rem aining contestants for the none of the rest of us has got. That’s moves was to pick up Moby Dick- P u rity P ictures aw ard, and learn that L ig what’s going to count. You got stein, ex-camera-man, ex-director, w h u t!" he ejaculated. Marne re gett Morse, a d m ire r, has entered M arlon's lcture on a Ix-t She is threatened with class. I ’ve heard about this bird, and ex-general-utility man, and en sisted a temptation to warn him taken abroad until the ’’scandal" dies E ring Snydacker. He's a sucker for class. dow him with the title of Personal that one of his cylinders was miss down, and decides adventurously to go ing. He romped over and towered Class’ll smack him down every Assistant to the President in charge above her. She lifted cool and in through with the contest time. He'll spot you the length ol of Press Functions and Publicity. quiring eyes. the room. You wait and see. But "You were late." "Gotta get back to the Big Boy," 1 wish I could figure out which way C H A P T E R 111—Continued “ I ’m afraid I was, a little . . .** the wheels go 'round in that nut said he, setting down his empty "A little ! Nearly an hour.” glass and yawning. "See you later, The Inte arrival found herself n house." "S orry,” said the g irl with less Pretties.” "Ask me, girls." chair and made her first survey of evif’ er.ce of contrition than the Pres In his luxurious sanctum A. Leon Beside them stood a fattish young a world as new to her as the Desert ident of Purity Pictures, Inc., felt Snydackcr awoke from the confer man with pouchy, piggy eyes and a of Gobi. to be due to the occasion and him The equipment of the room was dormant expression which they ence which he always took just after self. heavily ornate. Opposite her, a "People do not keep ME wait glazed door bore in gilt legend a ing." message of aid to the suffering. " I said I was sorry,” returned Marne discouragingly unimpressed. PECKETT’S PEKSUASIVE PILLS "Whut-whut-whut-whut-whut?" He FOR THAT PAIN tried to stare her down. It failed to Try a Little Persuader work. Before Breakfast “ Anyway," she remarked, with a It seemed quite out of line with glance at the clock, “ you’ve kept us anything she had heard of the mo all waiting. So that rather evens it tion picture world until she remem Neutralize excess atomach up, doesn’t it? " bered Liggy's explanation of the "Sweet cheese'n’ crackers!” acids to wake up feeling like Snydacker fortune. The Snydackcr breathed Miss Gloria Glamour. name, in small lettering, formed the a million A. Leon Snydacker crossed his bottom line. It also appeared upon To relieve the effects of over-indul feet and stood gracefully leaning another door, in a display which, by gence — escape “ acid indigestion” upon his implement of sport and comparison, seemed nlmost modest: next day — do this: Take 2 table- class, in an attitude of pensive re spoonfuls of Phillips* M ilk of Mag I ’ l ’ HITY PICTURES. INC. gard. “ 1 would have waited longer nesia in a glass of water — AT A. Leon Snydacker. President than this," said he in a solemn BEDTIME. From this strange conjunction of tone, "fo r you. D a rr-lin g!" he con While you sleep, this wonderful the medical with the pictorial the cluded. ogling her with the confi alkalizer will be sweetening your girl's interested gaze wandered to dent eye of the conquering male. stomach . . . easing the upset-feeling a clock which at once, as if awaiting “ Who? Me?” said Marne, upon and nausea . . . helping to bring that incitement, struck twelve back a "normal” feeling. By morn whom the florid endearment pro "A m I late?" she inquired per ing you feel great. duced much the effect of a bomb, functorily. Then — when you wake — take bursting in air. 2 more tablespoonfuls of Phillips’ "Only an hour," said a sweet lit "You, indeed. Who else? You, Milk of Magnesia with orange juice. tle voice. you, you, you! The type I was pre That is one of the quickest, sim- pared to spend years and millions "Cool as a hog on ice," grumpily lest, easiest ways to overcome the • in seeking. And here you are. commented somebody. ad effects of too much eating, smok fallen right into my arms.” A rounded young thing rose and ing or drinking. Thousands use it. "N ot exactly,” protested Marne slouched across the room. She was But — never ask for “ m ilk of and suffered a severe dig from Glor a little fluffy, a little flashy, a little magnesia” alone — always ask for ia’s admonitory elbow. untidy, and distinctly beautiful. She *‘Phillips’"i>lilk. of Magnesia Still rapt in his vision, A. Leon •H’s ail over, stooges,'’ she remarked. “ We re licked." appraised the newcomer with sleepy •vS&X stalked across to the mounted pho eyes In the depths of which were PHILLIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA later discovered to be a deceptive a heavy luncheon, rose, stretched, tographs. “ I knew you were the golden gleams. * IN LIQUID OR TABLET FORM mask for the quick and jaunty wriggled out of his orange silk type the minute I set eyes on this "Hello, kid ." mind within. He had been lunching dressing gown and pressed a button. photo. One ir. a million. One in a "H ello," with a smile. Moby Dickstein was there at once. hundred millions. The type pre On the end wall ten photographs at the table back of them. “ Afternoon, Bwana," said he, us eminent, only a thousand times F a te of E x tre m es "Who might you be. stout-fella- were set in a large frame. The gold The fate of all extremes is such, en g irl examined them. "Y ou're me-lad?” inquired Gloria, with a ing the honorific title which he had more so. Darr-ling,” he appended I men may be read, as well as 3245—D ," she identified. —What's welcoming smile, for she had in bestowed upon his principal, what in afterthought. stinctively recognized a kindred time the young millionaire had re “ Would you mind not calling me books, too much.—Pope. the name?" turned from a week's stop in Cairo, that?” said Marne. sp irit. "M arion Van Stratten." bringing with him an almost life- "D on't you remember me, Glor “ Why not?” he asked, and there “ Pretty good name. G >es with size photograph of himself in a t r i could be no doubt of the genuine ia?” -your type.” "N ot with that Clark Gable mus umphal attitude, surrounded by ness of his surprise. "I'm glad you think so," smiled “ I just don’t happen to care for tache and those plush clothes. Why dead (and stuffed) lions. Its owner. " It's the only one I've A. Leon smiled benignly. "Has it.” _why—why, I believe it’s Moby got.” She liked the candid, steady that tenth beauty got here yet?" "Whut-whut-whut - whut - whut?” look of the other g irl and the quirk Dickstein!” "Sure. Bwana. They’re all here.” Did she really mean it? Couldn’t "Like lemons, Luden's "The same." He presented him at the corner of her mouth. contain a factor that "How late was she?” she appreciate what a compliment self to Marne. "O fficially Mr. Dix "Oh? 1 thought it might be a mon helpscontributeto your "About an hour.” she was being paid? He shook a de on Moberley, hired henchman of alkaline reserve. I pre ik e r. Mine’s Gloria Glamour. Eng The magnate frowned. "T hat’s spairing head, unable to understand President A. Leon Snydacker of fer Luden’s.” lish fashion, with a u.” Number 3245—D, ain’t it? The g irl this, but yielding to it. “ I t is in Purity Pictures, Incorporated, until E d n a R iggs , A worried-looking man popped In tended," said he stiffly, “ in a pro fired. Moby to you, sisters, since on horseback?" L u tvn r, Lu A»gt)u and said hurriedly: "Ladies, report "Right-o, Bwana.” fessional sense. Purely profes. on- back at 2 p. m. Mr. Snydacker is we may be working on the same “ She looks like she’d have her al.” lo t.” , , , detained in conference." A blonde goddess edged forward He sat down and ordered drinks. nerve with her,” mused the mag “ But my notice said eleven "Who, what, and why is this Sny nate of Purity Pictures. "Take-it-or- tim idly. "M r. Snydacker." MENTHOL COUGH DROPS o'clock,” protested Marne to the re “ Shush!” The magnate turned his dacker person and how did he bust leave-it sort. Her name is Miss tiring and unhearing official rear. Marion Norman Van Stratten. I back on her and beckoned to Marne. the game?” queried Gloria. A ll the rest maintained the glum into "This way, Miss Van Stratten." Moby Dickstein surveyed his en had the photograph traced.” AU fo r A ll silence of pessimism. "W hat'd I tell you!” G loria’s "Snappy work, Bwana. She’s a vironment for possibly interested No man for himself, but every "You got here at noon," pointed ears before he replied in a lowered humdinger, all right.” whisper tickled her ear. man for all.—W illiam Booth. out Miss Glamour. "Where do you " D ’you think I ’d better go?" "There’s a big game hunter , named Van Stratten," said A. Leon have a kick coming? Not used to voice: "Sweet cheese ’n’ crackers! Go? "Bust in is right. Ever hear of waiting for ’em, huh? Make ’em Peckett’s Persuasive Pills?” Snydacker reverently. "Scoopy Van Leap to it, kid.” She fairly yanked wait for you. Swell, If you can get "Nope." said the beauty girl. Stratten. An—er—acquaintance of the other out of her chair and pro away with it. Let’s eat." mine. Met him at the—er—inter pelled her through the door. "Don’t need ’em.” Gloria extracted and lighted a cig Marne assented, and followed her "O r Peckett’s Painless Pacifier?" national matches. Polo, you know. arette. " It's all over, stooges,” she Do you feel so nervous you want to scream? companion to a near-by restaurant This g irl looks as if she might be It was Marne who answered this Are you cross and irritable? Do you scold remarked. “ We're licked." where a number of people stared of that fam ily.” those dearest to you? If your nerves are on edge and you feel (TO BE CONTINUED) at them. Until the luncheon was time, "A re n 't those the names I Moby Dickstein instantly decided ju need a good general system tonic, try over, her opposite merely chattered. read on the door?” that she should be. " I ’ll see what C ydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, "Sure. Well, A. Leon is the more made especially for women. At the end, she leaned across the 1 can turn up in the files about Why It Is ‘Nickel Plate’ Road For over 60 years one woman has told an or less legitimate offspring of those table. her," said he. other how to go “smiling thru” with reliable The Norwalk (Ohio) Chronicle of Pinkham’s Compound. It helps nature build "W hat’ll you take to bow off, two. He’s what you might call a In the time which it took him to April 14, 1881, in speaking of the up more physical resistance and thus helps blend.” kid?" calm quivering nerves and lessen discomforts smoke two cigarettes he had com glittering prospects of the New “ I thought he was a big motion piled a satisfactory, even a brilliant York, Chicago & St. Louis railroad from annoying symptoms which often ac "Bow off?” company female functional disorders. "You got me. Do you need this picture expert,” observed Marne in social record for his subject, which and the gilt-edge character of its Why not give it a chance to help YOU? Over one million women have written in nocently. job?” financial backing, referred to it as lost nothing by being largely a work reporting wonderful benefits from Pinkham’s Moby snorted. " I f he's a motion “ No-o-o. I don’t know that I ex Compound. of the imagination. Mr. Snydacker the Nickel Plate road. Another ver picture expert, I'm a Bulgarian gar actly need it." sion is that when in 1882 the Vander read it with approval. “ Well, I do. To keep ahead of bage collector." bilt interests acquired control of the Back in the human exhibit room He rounded out the character the sheriff. This has been a bum railroad, William H. Vanderbilt, on there was another period of waiting, season for the beauty business and sketch of his employer. A. Leon was this time forty minutes beyond the being informed of the price demand These Advertisements thirty-five years old, when he was I ’m a beauty g irl.” ed by the owners, derisively in Are a Guide Book lifted out of the routine of being appointed hour, after which another quired if the road were nickel- "Yes; I can see that." worried official peered in, said, "A ll something obscure in the mixing de to Good Values "W hat I mean Is. beauty contests here?” and vanished. "Ready, la- plated. are my line. But this is the biggest partment of the Persuader factory 8YNOPS18 NEVER SLEEP ONAN'UPSEr STOMACH C TRUE! L U D E N 'S 5* NERVOUS?
