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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 5, 1933)
DISCONTENT OF USE TO WORLD WAS HIS FACE REDI The reporter had Just submitted his manuscript to the editor. Leav ing the editorial room, he began to reflect upon what he had written, and decided to go back and change something In I t “ I have a few changes to make In that copy 1 submitted." be said. The editor reached Into the waste- paper basket and fished out the great work. "A ll rig h t but make It snappy; the waste-paper baskets will be emptied In five minute.”— Kansas City Star. STUDY AHEAD A t Least Miss Print—Then you won’t have A Now York lawyer tolls of a con versation that occurred In bis pres a garden wedding? Miss Prune— No; I ’ll take no ence between a bank president and bis son wbo was about to leave for chances on having my wedding called the West to engage In business on bis on account of rain. own account Banker Father—Son, on this, the IT’S DONE EVERY DAY threshold of your business Ufa, 1 de sire to Impress one thought upon your mind. Honesty, ever and a l ways. Is the policy that Is best Son— Yes. father. Banker Father—And. by the way. I would advise you to read up a lit tle on corporation law. It will a mare yon to discover how many things you can do In a business way and still be honest—Border Cities Star. No Rain Chock* Waitress (sm ilingly)—You might find a pearl In that oyster stew. Patron—Yes, but I'd be satisfied to flat; an oyster. DISTINCTLY CLUBLIKE “One can't know too much." “No, but one can say too much." N o In d u c e m e n t "This watch, though so tiny, keeps perfect time." the clerk remarked. "That doesn't make any differ ence," replied the man. " I’m buying It for my wife and correct time means nothing In her life. A wrist watch Is Just a bracelet to her.” / T h e U » n a l B e g in n in g "How are things at the wife's club?" "All rig h t Everything they under take Is thoroughly misunderstood and disagreed upon." No "Did you know that I have taken up story-wrltlng as a career?” “No; sold anything yet?” “Yes, my watch, my saxophone and my overcoat,” W h a t M a k e * M e n P a id “You admit tearing a handful of hair from your husband's head?" "Yes. I wanted It for my locket. Reason Parent—W hat reason have you for marrying my daughter? “No reason at all, sir; I ’m In love with her.”— Pathfinder Magazine. The Right Place “Is this a second-hand store?” "Yes." “ Well. 1 want one for my watch.' f WE'RE CARRYING _ OUR E N D / I SPEARMINT r M-tse « C e r it i Man Wholly Satisfied Makes Little Progress. EGG-GRADING LAW TO AID PRODUCER Colorado Plan Intended to Improve Quality. Colorado’s new egg-grading law will benefit poultry producers of the state by standardising and Improving the quality of eggs sold, says O. Ufford, extension poultryman for the Colorado Agricultural college. Improved standards will create demand for quality eggs, for which producers should be paid accordingly, be adds. At present there Is no restriction against selling eggs of any quality, grade or condition. The dumping of low-grade eggs Into Colorado from surrounding states, causing sudden breaks In market prices, will be prevented by the new law, which specifies that eggs shipped Into the state “must be candled and meet at least the quality and grade of 'standards.' ” Grades to be used un der the law Include “Specials,” “Ex tras." “Standards," “Trades,” and "Checks.” Grocers, dealers and wholesalers, are required to obtain licenses from the office of the director of markets, Denver. It Is unlawful to sell Inedible eggs. All eggs sold to consumers must be candled and graded. Producers sell ing eggs direct to consumers must can dle and grade them and may get their licenses free of charge If they are selling only their own eggs. I f selling direct to dealers. It Is not necessary for producers to candle and grade or have licenses. I f a producer buys eggs to sell with his own he must secure a dealer's license. C. a Range Best Place for the Health of Pullets The range Is still one of the best places for the growing of sturdy, healthy pallets. In the opinion of Prof. W. C. Thompson, poultry has- handman at the New Jersey Agricul tural Experiment station. Fresh air, sunshine, protection from excessive summer heat, green food and working space are essential to the efficient development of good poultry, while overcrowding of the ranges Is the most frequent cause of trouble. The desirable conditions can be pro vided on farms where not more than 300 pullets need be ranged on an acre and rotation of crops practiced. Col ony houses for growing pullets should be movable so that they may be shifted at least twice during the season. I f the ranges are so managed that they have a green crop growing on them they will probably be In a sanitary condition. Professor Thompson recommends a four-year rotation plan, In which any given range Is used but once during the period for the pullet crop. In the year following the use of the land for birds, some cultivated crop should be grown such as corn, potatoes or cab bage. In the second year, wheat, oats, barley, rye or some other small grain crop can be planted in the early part of the season and after the harvest ing alfalfa may be sown. In the third year the alfalfa Is managed as a mon ey crop and In the fourth year the poultry ranges over the second year alfalfa growth. Eleven Breeds of Ducks There are eleven breeds and fifteen varieties of ducks. White Pekin and Indian Runner are two of the most nu merous and popular breeds. The Pekin, Aylesburv, Rouen and Muscovy are the heaviest breeds. The Cayuga and East India breeds lay black, or almost black eggs. When ducklings and gos lings are hatched they don’t need to be fed until they are one and a half to two days old. The first feed may be made up of two parts rolled oats, or corn meal, two parts bread crumbs and one part hard-boiled egg, with 3 per cent sand by weight. This Is mixed with milk or water and fed moist four times a day. Ducks have no crops, like chickens, so their feed must be moistened, as It goes at once to the gizzard—Wisconsin Agriculturist. 4 Poultry Chatter Yes. ma’am—greasy dirt sticks, But you get an added grease- S ^ W o ik in g handShand^the Page 3 TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON Thursday, October 5, 1933 good golden soap and naptha give you a sweet, snowy wash Feb-Naptha is gentle t/h a n d s. change to FELS-NAPTHA «jjg An egg canning plant at Norfolk, Neb., Is operating at full speed filling orders of eastern candy, mayonnaise and baking manufacturers. The aver age dally output Is 6,000 to 7,000 pounds of eggs. • • • Normally the Barred Rocks and sim ilar breeds lay at six months. It Is dangerous to have them lay any soon er ns the eggs will be smaller and the birds are liable to cease turning out 14* tnn QIY4YY1. at all Improbable that making the best of a bed Job will make it a bet ter Job. There Is undoubtedly too much discontent In the world, but the evils of discontent result from Its quantity, quality and distribution, and not from Itself. Its complete elimination would be a misfortune because It has no small part In mak ing the world move forward and get better. Buck works bard, serves bis patients well and Is unable to collect a considerable percentage of bis bills for medical attention. I won dered how he felt about It. “ •Buck,* I asked h im , ’are you contentedT " 1 should hope not I* he ex claimed. T should hope not. even at my age, for a man quits accomplish ing anything when be quits being discontented.’ "— Indianapolis News. “All of us some of the time, and some of us all of the time, I suspect, no matter what may be our circum stances, have a feeling that we have not bad that share of the world's good fortune to which we are en titled," said Mr. Cato Nlnetalls. “Those wbo are graced with some modesty and discretion do not pro claim such a feeling to the public, because they know better; but those who are more self-centered than modest or discreet do a good deal of talking about It, and so create the opinion among their reluctant hear ers that they’ve bad a good deal more than they deserve. "Whether or not It be a question of deserts. It Is certain that some people are endowed with more bless ings— material, or immaterial, or both—than other people. Why this is so, nobody has ever been able to explain, but there Is no doubt that it not only la so. but that as fa r as anybody Is able to foresee It always w ill be sc. notwithstanding the usu ally well-meant, but generally foot less, proceedings of the reformers. The condition la so invariable that it must seem to many of us that It la as much a part of the Intentional way of the world as the nights and days, and the beat and cold, and the storm and calm. "All this does not seem to be so much the effect of competence or In competence as of Inexplicable cir cumstances. Competence and Incom petence have a powerful Influence, to be sure, and go far toward de termining how, when and where many of ns will do our part of the world's chores, and what wlU be the reward of our labor; but. on the other hand, others of us manage to make our way through life as round peg- In square holes with more or less success and com fort; and still others of us, through a combination of circumstances, muddle along with out ever being called on to show whether we have any ability or not. "Whether the world has been gen erous to ns or not, whether we live on the sunny side of Easy street or In the gloom of Toll »alley, we can not ease our situation by complain ing mentally or orally of Its Injus tice. Comparisons here as elsewhere are odious. The defects that we see in our neighbor that should preclude his prosperity may be there or may be only In our Imagination; and It might be worth while to consider that he may see even greater defects In us that should make our place In the world less desirable than It Is. So while toiling upward through the night It Is wel’ to make the climb as unenvlously as possible; for It is not T heir Salary Cheek Men are “paid” for what they know by simply knowing It. Why Hospitals Use a Liquid Laxative Hospitals and doctors have always used liquid laxatives. And the pubuc is fast returning to laxatives in liquid form. Do you know the reasons? The dose of a liquid laxative can be measured. The action can be con trolled. It forms no habit; you need not take a “double dose” a day or two later. Nor will a mild liquid laxative irritate the kidneys. The right liquid laxative brings a perfect movement, and there is no discomfort at the time, or after. 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