Thursday. April 13, 1933
TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON
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Gay Prince Carnival Reigns at Maini
season. Mis well and spread on but
tered bread. A layer of thinly slice«:
sour pickle will add to the sandwich
Liver Sandwiches.— Hub cooked Us
er while hot through a sieve, season
with sal* and pepper nnd mix with
three-fourths the amount of thinly
slices olives. Spread on buttered rye
bread.
Shrimp and Liver Sandwiches.—
Take one cupful of cooked shrimps,
one cupful of cooked chicken livers,
one bermuda onion nnd one green
pepper. Remove the seeds from the
pepper and grind with all the other
Ingredients; mix with a little mayon
naise or chill sauce. Dse on buttered
white bread for filling.
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CR IBB AGE
By DOUGLAS M A L LO C H
ALF Of the game 1* wbat you
throw away.
And what you keep, before you star»
to play.
And life's the eame.
H
Same sort of game—
Count up your cards, not after but
before.
Keep what will likely make th«
largest score.
Some Joy denied
And thrown aside
May. at the finish, make you even
more.
KEEPS WEtSM-T
BACK O N
nee
BALL NOT
TOO
PAK A WAV.
H E gayest of all monarchs. Prince Carnival, has been crowned and thou
sands of citizens of Mainz. Germany, are enjoying the happy days of the
carnival. The picture shows part of a carnival procession.
JO
WEIGHT ON HEELS AIDS
PROPER STROKE
BEDTIME STORY FOR CHILDREN
that he had been wrong In the first
place. Of course, no one feeling that
way could be In a very happy frame
O HNNY CHUCK was stiff and sore
of mind.
It was the day after the great
But what made him most unhappy
fight Johnny sat on his doorstep and
of all was the fact that he was hun
he was In anything but a happy state gry and all the time growing hungrier.
of mind. In the first place, each sep
He didn't go far enough away from his
arate wound made by the teeth of Red
doorstep to get his breakfast, and he
dy Fox had a separate and distinct
hadn't had much to eat the day before,
ache. No one who aches all over can
nothing at all after the great fight
be in a very happy state of mind.
With longing eyes he looked over to
Then, toe Johnny was nervous. He
the distant clover patch. After his ex
kept turning his head every two or
perience of the day before he didn t
three minutes to make sure that all
dare go so far from his house. If he
was safe behind him. That stone wall
had been feeling all right he wouldn't
which had seemed such a splendid pro
have dared to. Stiff and sore as he
tection when he built his house in the
was it was out of the question. He
corner of it now seamed a constant
couldn't run and he couldn't fighL
danger. Johnny imagined he heard
He tried to eat some of the grass
enemies creeping up on the other side
near his .doorstep. It was thick with
of i t He expected to see the head
dust and so gritty and unpleasant to
of Reddy Fox or Mrs. Reddy bob up
the taste that he managed to swallow
over the top of that wall any minute.
only a little of IL So the morning
No one as nervous as that can be In a
passed and afternoon came. With ev
very happy frame of mind.
ery passing minute Johnny grew hun
Also Johnny was beginning to be
grier. The hungrier he grew the more
quite honest with himself and to ad
he thought of the delicious sweet clo
mit that he wished he never had
ver which grew so close to his old
thought of leaving his fine home in the
heme in the far corner, and the more
fa r corner of the Old Orchard. He
he thought of this the more he thought
w'shed he was back there. He knew
about going home.
n w that it was the very best place
Late In the afternoon Sammy re
in all tin Great World. Ai least, it
turned to see how Johnny was getting
was the very best place for him. But
on. An idea came to Johnny. He
he was still too obstinate to make up
would ask Sammy Jay to keep watch
his mind to go back there. If there
while he hurried over to that patch of
had been no one there he wouldn't
clover and get a bite or two. Sammy
have minded. But Polly Chuck was
agreed at once. But Sammy is Just
there and Johnny Just couldn’t make
brimming over with mischief, as you
up his mind to go back and confess
know. Johnny was only half way to
the patch of clover when Sammy
screamed.
Back scrambled Johnny
Suspenders Go Feminine
Chuck as fast as he could. When he
found it was Just a Joke he scolded
as only he can scold. This tickled
Sammy Jay and he flew away laugh
ing. l'ou see, Sammy didn’t know how
very, very hungry Johnny Chuck was.
By the time Jolly, round, red Mr.
Sun went to bed behind the Purple
Hills, hunger and fear had quite cured
Johnny Chuck of obstinacy. He would
start for home the first thing in the
morning.
A CURE FOR OBSTINACY
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Black Postage Stamps
A black postage stump Is Issued only
when a Vrealdeut dies In office, as In
the case of President Harding.
Japanese
Discard the useless from your heart
and mind.
The plans unworthy and the thoughts
unkind.
Old hurts, old hates.
And selfish traits.
And winning will be easy, you will
find.
Book
U s c o itr Old Roman Bridge
Workers In Llttleborough, Englund,
uncovered a Boman bridge.
For they will win who wisely will
discard
The useless actloD and the useless
card.
Watch life the same,
»
Then play the game—
And you will find the winning not to
hard.
Agents Wanted
Fell our beautiful sllk-llned ties
at 25c and double your money.
1‘aramount Neckwear Co., Raleigh
llld g ., Portland. Oreg.
1»>1 t> o a < la * M a llo c h .— W N U S c rv le »
AFTER 4 0
bowel trouble
Henry said, “Beware ot the Brides
of March."
B O N E R S are actual humorous
tid-bits found in examination pa
pers, essays, etc., by teachers.
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What was an outstanding achieve
ment of Pasteur.
When a cow «lied he cut II open and
discovered It died of silk worms The
worms got Into the cows stomach
and tickled her to death.
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Caesar, being comph-tel.v bald. Ilkeo
best Of all privileges the present ot a
wreath which he wore 1« cover lip his
top. as he found hair ionics unavail
hie. because they were Invented cen
furies later.
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Gideon Is a traveling man who or
ganized the Sons of Gideon.
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1913
Constipation may very easily becotnt
Chronic after forty. And any continued
Constipation at th at time ot life may
bring attacks of piles and a host ol
other unpleasant disorders.
Watch your bowels al any age.
Guard them with particular rare oftex
forty. Whenever they need any help,
remember a doctor should know what
is best for them.
“ Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin”
is a doctor's prescription for the botvels.
Tested by 47 years' practice, it has
been found thoroughly effective in
relieving constipation and its ills lor
men, women and children of nil ages.
I t has proven perfectly safe even for
babies. Made from fresh laxative
herbs, pure pepsin and other harmless
ingredients, it cannot gripe; will not
sicken you or weaken you; can be used
without harm as often as your breath
is bad. or when your tongue is coated;
whenever a headachy, bilious, gassy
condition warns of constipation.
Da. W. B . C A i o w t u ' l
SYRUP PEPSIN
A Doctor's Family Laxative
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A yokel Is a part of an egg.
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1933. B ell S y n d ic a te .— W N l l S e rv ice .
I
I N T H E spring and early summer
I green foods—fresh vegetables and
fruit—are more appealing than more
complicated foods. There are some
roughage foods that are needed all
the year round and an occasional use
of bran in food, or taken in water as a
drink, will keep the elimination good.
For the children the bran may be
given in small cakes, cookies and
macaroons.
Bran Date Muffins.—Break two eggs
into a mixing bowl and boat with an
egg beater for two minutes; add two-
thirds of a cupful of milk, one-halt
teaspoonful of salt, one-fourth cup |
ful of sugar and one fourth cupful ot
softened shortening.
Add two tea
spoonfuls of baking powder to one
cupful of flour, add one cupful of bran
one half cupful of dates cut fine
and one-half cupful of nutmeats cm
fine. Mix ail as usual and beat well
Bake in well greased muffin pans for
twenty-five minutes.
Calf’s Liver Sandwich Spread.— Rub
cooked liver with hard-cooked eggs
through a sieve, using to one pound
of liver three hard cooked eggs. Add
one grated onion, salt and pepper to
in tko Hand
Uncle Ab saya that a book In the
hand is worth two dozen on the shelf.
A cortpge Is whal you buy your girl
when you take her to a dance.
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S in g e r
T ra in Sisks in Quicksand
Identify Dido.
Dido means the same, and usually
represented by Dido marks.
"Two hour* in his arms, seems like
only two minutes," says lovesick Lou.
“but to wait for him on a street cor
ner for two minutes seems like two
hou ra.”
G ood
In 1875 a locomotive and train sank
BO feet Into a quicksand bed and were
never recovered.
Yea, keep the right and throw the
wrong aside.
The Utile Jealousies, the foolish pride.
Consider, too.
The things yon do.
The evil habits from the good divide.
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R o b in
The .lapar.eoe robin Is most gener
ous with his music. He whistles every
month In the year.
What Colors Can You Wear
H electlnK colo r« to b rin g o u t on»*« bent
p o in t« A co lo r c h a r t s h o w in g co lo r« a n d
c o m b in a tio n « t h a t a re cc m pi» n ien t a ry to
B lo n d e *. B ru n e tte * , and A u b u rn «. . . .
G iv in g In fo r m a tio n a * to w h a t c o lo ra you
c an w e a r and w h a t colo ra to a v o id . T h ia
c h a r t ih o w .t c o lo r* a nd t e ll* h o w to e n
h a n c e y o u r b e a u ty . E v e r y w o m a n *h o u ld
h a v e th»* « h a r t. Send 6«»c to C o lo r Myntein
C o.. 461 N o . YVewtern A v e ., l«oa A n g rlc a ,
C a l if , C h a r t w ill be sen t to y ou p re p a id .
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P A R K E R ’S
H A IR B A L S A M
1933. by T . W . B urgess.— WTNU S ervice.
appetizing dishes
Ajustable slide lasteners on the
shoulder straps shorten the frock io i
active sports and lengthen It for cam
pus or general wear.
An elbow,
length separate cape of the shade of
the Jumper completes the ensemble
for street wear.
EEP the weight back on the
heels is the advice handed out by
MacDonald Smith. Thia allows the
body to turn Just enough to prevent
retarding the arm movement as the
clubhead Is swept down and through
with the arms.
The shoulders are
held back Instead of coming around
to the left ruining control and power.
To offset too rigid legs In this posi
tion the knees should be bent slight
ly.
A slight give here also keeps
the golfer from stooping over too far.
A fault of golfers In general Is that
they bend forward too far with the
weight on the toes, a position In which
it is difficult to pivot properly. One
reason for this Is that the ball is
often too far awuy. necessitating
leaning forward to reach IL
With
the body back on the heels, a bet
ter balance Is maintained and the
weight can be transferred smoothly
Be sure the weight is back on the
heels at the start of the swing and
that foot which bears the weight dur
lug different stages of the stroke
should be firmly planted on the
ground.
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By THORNTON W. BURGESS
L io a Cabs' Eyes Opaa at B irth
Although most members of the cat
tribe are born with their eye* closed,
lion cub* are born with theirs open.
Much ltke a hand of cribbage that
you play.
MAC SMtTW
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U . S. M all Is Heavy
The United State* handles aa mirrb
mall as the nations of Great Britain,
Germany, Franc* and Russia com
bined.
Remo»« « Dandruff Stop« H a t r V alii ng
I m p a r t * C o lo r a n d
B e a u t y t o G r a y a n d F a d e d H a if
0 * and $1 00 a t Druggist«
Trawler Breasting Stormy North Sea
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F L O R E S T O N S H A M P O O — Id ea l f o r uae In
connection w ith F a r k e r ’ji H a ir Balaam . M ake« t ho
h a ir * o f t and flu ffy . 60 cents by m ail o r a t d ru g
gists. H i»co x C hem ical W o rk s . Patchogue. N . Y .
P olitical Speeche,?
Silence may he golden hut a lot of
tnlk savors of brass.
Pains and Cramps
Salem, Oregon —
“When I was thir
teen years old I be
came delicate, h a d
many nervous head
aches, poor appetite,
felt sick and weak,
and had bearing pain»
and cramps at month-
ly periods so that I
would be in bed two and three days,”
said Mrs. Thelma Daily of 1028 High
land Ave. “Mother gave me Dr.
Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. I took
two bottles of it and grew stronger
and healthier and was relieved of all
feminine weakness.” All druggists.
N IM PRESSIVE picture of
weather In the North
Lowestoft sailing trawler during stormy
W r it e to O r . Pierce*« C lla le ,
H . Y ^ f o r f r e e m e d ic a l a d vies.
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