The Willamina times., October 06, 1932, Page 7, Image 7

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TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON
Thunulny, October ß, 1932
OUR COMIC SECTION
Events in the Lives o f Little Men
Pare 7
WON IN THREE
BABY SHOWS
Mother gives credit
to Eagle Brand
THE FEATHERHEADS
Oh, those Minutes
• Little Boss M*are H aogeott of Pueblo, Colo., at J year, 7 monttu.
TeSz B u T
i
T o u t? Y o u
I M IG H T
BE PVE
o« TEN
M IN U T É S
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L A T E 'I r
A d v a n c e P re c a u tio n *
“My wife threw a cup of bulling
tea nt tne yesterday—could that po»-
•ibly hnppen to you?'*
“No— we don't drink tea.”— File-
gentle Blnetter (Munich).
“He lost money by not buying
stocks before they went up again."—
Pathfinder.
Not
W hat Daddy M e a n t
Mother— You have been told not to
pick daddy's flowers without leave,
Jack.
Jack— Yes. mummy; but all these
Mowers have leaves.
Im p o r ta n t
Then She Snubbed Him
" I had a pleasant surprise this
morning. 1 put on a last-year's suit,
and in one of the pockets I found a
roll of bills I had forgotten about.”
“ Were any of them receipted?”
“You look simply charming tonight.
G ertie!"
“F la tte re r!”
“Honestly, 1 didn't recognize you at
first.”
S to ry
W ith o u t
W ord»
First Wuitress—And Nan asked him
of the grapefruit was Juicy.
Second Waitress— Did he answer?
First Waitress— No, but she read
the answer In his eyes.
Bad
fo r
B o y * and
B a c h e lo r*
"Freddy," said the schoolmaster,
“what does leap year mean?"
“One extra day in school," nnswered
Freddy, sadly.—Boston Transcript.
T he T ra d e r*
"Who are those two glum looking
men over there?"
"W ell, one lost money whea his
stocks went down."
“Yes, and the other’ ”
“ T X 7 E STARTED our baby on Eagle Brand at three
V V months,” writes Mrs. W. F. Haggerty, 1016
Carterette Ave., Pueblo, Colo., “and she is perfect
now. She has won in three baby shows, and I think
Eagle Brand ought to have the credit. She is 1 year,
8 months old now, and has never been sick, not even
a cold—and I will send our family doctor’s statement
if you wish.
“ The texture of her skin is just like velvet. I sure
have praised Eagle Brand, for I think it has made
her beautiful.
“ The other day, I was visiting at the hospital and
one of the men called a doctor to see her and he asked
was she bottle fed and when I told him Eagle Brand,
he said, ‘Well, Eagle Brand ought to see her’ so th at
is why I am sending the picture.”
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If your baby is not thriving on his present food we
suggest th at you and vour doctor consider Eagle Brand.
Send for free booklet. The new and complete edition
of “ Baby’s Welfare” contains practical feeding in­
formation and suggestions for supplementary foods—
orange juice, cereals, cod-liver oil, etc.—advised by
doctors.
C h ec kin g O v e rp ro d u c tio n
New Wed—A wife ts a gift from
heaven. We get the sunlight and the
gentle rain from heaven.
Obi Wed—And also the thunder­
storms.
W h e n D a d * D is a p p o in t
Tommy—That problem you helped
me with lust night was all wrong.
Daddy.
Father— All wrong, was it?
Well.
I'm sorry.
“Well, you needn’t exactly worry
nbout It. because none of the other
dnddles got It right, either."— Utica
Ubacrver-DispatcU
Mrs. Galibins—Here is an interest
ing article on "What a Woman Should
Weigh."
Husband— Poes It. by any chance,
mention her words?—London Opinion
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(Every picture and letter published by The Borden Company
i t voluntarily sent us by a grateful parent or other relative.)
FREE!
Wonderful baby booklet!
No W onder
“And did he have the dentist take
an X-ray of his wife's Jaw?"
“ He tried to. but all they could get
was a
moving picture."— Smith's
Weekly (Sydney).
T he B orden C ompany . Dept. WN.9,
Borden Building, 350 Madison Avenue, New York, N. Y.
Please send me—free—the new and complete edition of
“ Baby'* Welfare.”
Bams_______________________________________________________ _
And Size 8 Shoe*
“I want a couple of pillow cases."
“Yes, sir. what size?"
“I'm not sure, but I wear a size
seven bat." Everybody's (London).
AtMratt
City—
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