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N am es in M a in e
Athens, Rome, C arthage. Palm yra
and C anton ; Parla, Lisbon, D resden,
N aples, Palerm o and Vienna ; W ater
loo and O xford; and Denm ark,
Sweden, N orway, Poland, M exico
and Pern are all In the sta te o f
Maine. Por confirm ation see the at
las and the postal guide, not to m en
tion th e railroad schedules.
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P A R K E R ’S
H A IR B A L S A M
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I -a. f u r f C a te r a a d
B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir
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connection w ith Parker's H a ir Balaam, lla kaa tlx,
h a ir a o ft and flu ffy. 60 centa by mail or a t draw»
Stole. H ia c o z C hem ical W o rk a . F a t c b « u e , N . X.
S tr a w b e r r y B aths ia P a ris
Beauty-culture exp erts In P aris
are advising their clien ts to ta k e
baths In straw berry Juice for beau
ty. Many who cannot afford such
exp en sive treatm en ts are robbing
their fa ce s with large ripe straw ber
ries. One berry a day Is sufficient
for th is method.
Too “Worn-Out” to go
Another date broken
Belle— 1 told him he w as a slave
{ to me.
E stelle— And what did he say?
Belle— That w e w ere all in the
bond-age o f wealth.
Checkmate
THE FEATHERHEADS
In c o m p re h e n s ib ilitie s
"You have studied p olitics all your
fife,” said th e frank acquaintance.
“I have," answ ered Senator Sor-
;hum.
“Do you fully understand the sub-
lect?”
“No. 1 som etim es w ish 1 had taken
ip the Einstein theory Instead. You
-an admit at the start that you don't
jnderstand that, and don’t have to g<>
io bluffing.'’
The
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S u b W a t e r H e a te r
A w ater heater that uses th e
sun's rays only as a scurce o f heat
nas been built and used su ccessfu lly
in th e agricultural engineering de
partm ent at the U niversity o f F lor
ida. The solar heater has warmed
water sufficiently hot for household
purposes on practically every day in
the yes
C o m edy
The m anager o f a sm all touring
iompany, who played a farce In the
jig room o f a village Inn. mentioned
o the landlord the q uietness o f the
■rowd. which didn't even sm ile.
“Aye,” chuckled the landlord, “1 told
era I'd chuck out the first man that
nade a sound. 1 didn’t want good
icto rs like you laughed a t.”
D ra w in g th e L in e
Burglar B ill— W hat’s In de safe?
Burglus .llm — Som e m ining stock.
Burglar Bill— Leave It. We may be
burglars, but we're too hottest to ever
tell dat stuff.— Brooklyn Eagle.
WOULD LEARN LATER
''Why nol have,
A C lear S kin ?
f a t i r u r a S o a p used constantly
and C n t l e u r a O i n t m e n t occa
sionally will promote and maintain a
clear skin, free from pimples, black-
heeds, redness, roughness and other
unsightly eruptions.
Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c.
Proprietors: P o tte r D ru g & C h em ical
•
C orp., M ald en , M ass.
L ic e M u lt ip ly S w if t ly
B eliev e it or not. but the "bugol-
ogists" say that a pair o f lice or
n ite s under favorable conditions,
yecome great-great-grandparents I d
Tour w eeks during the hot summ er
weather. No hen can lay the m axi
mum am ount o f eggs with hundreds
j f little biting, sucking creatures
running over her day and night.—
Pacific Rural Press.
M ig h ty Is W e a lth
O valtine— Money talks.
A sperin— In th is country
only ta lk s; it votes.
It
not
D e lv in g In to U n k n o w n
“W hut Is a psychic bid?”
"Ordering hash In a
boarding house.”
P ro o f in H i t Success
T he local reporter w as Interviewing
a prosperous soap m anufacturer.
“It Is a w ell-known fact,” he said,
“that you made your fortune out of
soap, Mr Lather. Now, to what do
you attribute your success?”
“To clean living.” w as the reply.—
P earson’s.
C le w
to th e L o it
V isitor— W hat pretty hair you have.
Dorothy. You m ust get it from your
mother, don't you?
D orothy— No, I gu ess I get It from
father. Ills Is all gone.
LOVELY DISGUISE
H a d I t F ig u re d
A much married man had arrange«!
w ith his w iie thnt they should spem l
their holidays separately.
On the eve of the w ife's departure,
sh e asked, fussily, “When does my
train go exactly, John?”
A trifle tactlessly he answered. “In
three hours twenty-eight m inutes and
sixteen seconds.”
S h -h l
Proud F ath er— 1 Just received a tet
ter from my sm all son— the first he
ever wrote.
Friend— How much did he ask you
for?
O ld Recipe
Mary (at m asquerade boll) —You
have no Ulen now perfectly lovely you
looked In your disguise.
Maud— Do you think so?
Mary— Yes, Indeed ! 1 w as so sur
prised when you unmasked 1
A in ’t T h i» F r ig h t f u l?
C o m b in a tio n G am e
'Out at our country place w e go
horseback riding nnd play croquet."
"Oh, that's polo, Isn't It?”—Boston
TranscrlnL
T h a t Efficiency Sense
T here had been a new com er to the
club, and all the other m em bers were
felling each other about him.
“You see that man with the high
forehead and the sunken ey es? ” nsked
Akhurst of his friend Crombie.
“Yes." murmured the other. “They
tell me he's a new member. What ia
he?"
“lie 's an efficiency expert,” Informed
Akhurst.
“W hat on earth's that?"
Again Akhurst w as ready with at»
answ er.
“T he sort of man.” he replied, "who
doesn't enjoy a sea voyage because
all th e salt Is going to w aste.”
T eacher— lle n r y , why are you not
w riting like th e rest?
H enry— I ain't got no pen.
Teacher— W here’s your gram m ar?
H enry— She's dead.
“W hat is co be done with th e
Fruits o f Victory?" nsked the ardent
cam paigner.
"That’s another of th ese new prob
lem s.” answered Senator Sorghum,
"Some of the old-tim ers still In sist
that w e ought to cook 'em tip with
dough and serve 'em at th e pie coun
ter.”
M a rty rd o m
It Is the cau se and not the death
that m akes the m artyr.—N apoleon.
"Miss Strongm lnd Is going to uiuitj
Percy."
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"Why, I saw him today and he
didn't m ention It.”
"Oh, Percy doesn't know it y et!"
F resh B u tte r D a ily
"I've decided to make our own but- !
ter, dear. T he grocery butter Is so un
satisfactory." said Mrs. Youngbride.
“That so?” echoed hubby. “H ow ’re
you going to make It?"
“Oh. I bought a churn and have
ordered som e butterm ilk to be left
regularly. W on’t it be nice to have
really fresh butter?”— Capper's W eekly.
S a fe ty
F ir s t
Lady (in booking office)—Can you
recommend a sa fe ship? I am so very
nervous.
■ Clerk— W ell, madam, the Bremen i
has never sunk yet.
la x ly —Oh. I ant so relieved. P lease
book nte a berth on t h a t — D as Bunte
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mankind ere traceable to one common cause.
Eiminat» the cause and ye« repain • normal,
healthy body . , . trae from suttarinq and
dleeaae. Star« now an thw road « • health wHfc
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Thousands ot parsons her« car+ified to the
effocthmneas ot «kit wonderful, natural «onia.
CeStro com baS disease in a natural way with»
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H a r d ly
Blinks— They say he drinks lik e a
fish.
Jin ks— Yes, but not w hat a fish
drinks.—C incinnati Enquirer.
W . N . U , P o rtla n d , No. 40--1932.