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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1932)
Pase TIMES, WILLAMINA, OREGON MercolizedWax LIFE’S LITTLE JESTS Keeps Skin Young O « * M «1XMW M k j « M w d lr M te tf. F U e p a rtic i— of •k i a p o i o fl n o tti a ll 4 «i« eio oueb m ptmpJ— b * « r •p o to . t * o and frwcklw» 4 i M p t * v Rku» io « a 4 v i r v t y . Y o w I t o looko re a ro jr o ia « « r *iwnoo«jRs W a s W a g s o u t tbo hidden U a a t y o f F o u r akka. T ® N am es in M a in e Athens, Rome, C arthage. Palm yra and C anton ; Parla, Lisbon, D resden, N aples, Palerm o and Vienna ; W ater loo and O xford; and Denm ark, Sweden, N orway, Poland, M exico and Pern are all In the sta te o f Maine. Por confirm ation see the at las and the postal guide, not to m en tion th e railroad schedules. o " P A R K E R ’S H A IR B A L S A M te n « .«idrwff Stops H air raffia« I -a. f u r f C a te r a a d B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir «te aad 11 M a l Drv««t«a. H « o s C te p W M ."F M ci^ao«.B ,T, •»£ fL U K U IU H J M A M r U U — loasu lo r uac in connection w ith Parker's H a ir Balaam, lla kaa tlx, h a ir a o ft and flu ffy. 60 centa by mail or a t draw» Stole. H ia c o z C hem ical W o rk a . F a t c b « u e , N . X. S tr a w b e r r y B aths ia P a ris Beauty-culture exp erts In P aris are advising their clien ts to ta k e baths In straw berry Juice for beau ty. Many who cannot afford such exp en sive treatm en ts are robbing their fa ce s with large ripe straw ber ries. One berry a day Is sufficient for th is method. Too “Worn-Out” to go Another date broken Belle— 1 told him he w as a slave { to me. E stelle— And what did he say? Belle— That w e w ere all in the bond-age o f wealth. Checkmate THE FEATHERHEADS In c o m p re h e n s ib ilitie s "You have studied p olitics all your fife,” said th e frank acquaintance. “I have," answ ered Senator Sor- ;hum. “Do you fully understand the sub- lect?” “No. 1 som etim es w ish 1 had taken ip the Einstein theory Instead. You -an admit at the start that you don't jnderstand that, and don’t have to g<> io bluffing.'’ The . Couldn't »tay * 1 Sa S u b W a t e r H e a te r A w ater heater that uses th e sun's rays only as a scurce o f heat nas been built and used su ccessfu lly in th e agricultural engineering de partm ent at the U niversity o f F lor ida. The solar heater has warmed water sufficiently hot for household purposes on practically every day in the yes C o m edy The m anager o f a sm all touring iompany, who played a farce In the jig room o f a village Inn. mentioned o the landlord the q uietness o f the ■rowd. which didn't even sm ile. “Aye,” chuckled the landlord, “1 told era I'd chuck out the first man that nade a sound. 1 didn’t want good icto rs like you laughed a t.” D ra w in g th e L in e Burglar B ill— W hat’s In de safe? Burglus .llm — Som e m ining stock. Burglar Bill— Leave It. We may be burglars, but we're too hottest to ever tell dat stuff.— Brooklyn Eagle. WOULD LEARN LATER ''Why nol have, A C lear S kin ? f a t i r u r a S o a p used constantly and C n t l e u r a O i n t m e n t occa sionally will promote and maintain a clear skin, free from pimples, black- heeds, redness, roughness and other unsightly eruptions. Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c. Proprietors: P o tte r D ru g & C h em ical • C orp., M ald en , M ass. L ic e M u lt ip ly S w if t ly B eliev e it or not. but the "bugol- ogists" say that a pair o f lice or n ite s under favorable conditions, yecome great-great-grandparents I d Tour w eeks during the hot summ er weather. No hen can lay the m axi mum am ount o f eggs with hundreds j f little biting, sucking creatures running over her day and night.— Pacific Rural Press. M ig h ty Is W e a lth O valtine— Money talks. A sperin— In th is country only ta lk s; it votes. It not D e lv in g In to U n k n o w n “W hut Is a psychic bid?” "Ordering hash In a boarding house.” P ro o f in H i t Success T he local reporter w as Interviewing a prosperous soap m anufacturer. “It Is a w ell-known fact,” he said, “that you made your fortune out of soap, Mr Lather. Now, to what do you attribute your success?” “To clean living.” w as the reply.— P earson’s. C le w to th e L o it V isitor— W hat pretty hair you have. Dorothy. You m ust get it from your mother, don't you? D orothy— No, I gu ess I get It from father. Ills Is all gone. LOVELY DISGUISE H a d I t F ig u re d A much married man had arrange«! w ith his w iie thnt they should spem l their holidays separately. On the eve of the w ife's departure, sh e asked, fussily, “When does my train go exactly, John?” A trifle tactlessly he answered. “In three hours twenty-eight m inutes and sixteen seconds.” S h -h l Proud F ath er— 1 Just received a tet ter from my sm all son— the first he ever wrote. Friend— How much did he ask you for? O ld Recipe Mary (at m asquerade boll) —You have no Ulen now perfectly lovely you looked In your disguise. Maud— Do you think so? Mary— Yes, Indeed ! 1 w as so sur prised when you unmasked 1 A in ’t T h i» F r ig h t f u l? C o m b in a tio n G am e 'Out at our country place w e go horseback riding nnd play croquet." "Oh, that's polo, Isn't It?”—Boston TranscrlnL T h a t Efficiency Sense T here had been a new com er to the club, and all the other m em bers were felling each other about him. “You see that man with the high forehead and the sunken ey es? ” nsked Akhurst of his friend Crombie. “Yes." murmured the other. “They tell me he's a new member. What ia he?" “lie 's an efficiency expert,” Informed Akhurst. “W hat on earth's that?" Again Akhurst w as ready with at» answ er. “T he sort of man.” he replied, "who doesn't enjoy a sea voyage because all th e salt Is going to w aste.” T eacher— lle n r y , why are you not w riting like th e rest? H enry— I ain't got no pen. Teacher— W here’s your gram m ar? H enry— She's dead. “W hat is co be done with th e Fruits o f Victory?" nsked the ardent cam paigner. "That’s another of th ese new prob lem s.” answered Senator Sorghum, "Some of the old-tim ers still In sist that w e ought to cook 'em tip with dough and serve 'em at th e pie coun ter.” M a rty rd o m It Is the cau se and not the death that m akes the m artyr.—N apoleon. "Miss Strongm lnd Is going to uiuitj Percy." i "Why, I saw him today and he didn't m ention It.” "Oh, Percy doesn't know it y et!" F resh B u tte r D a ily "I've decided to make our own but- ! ter, dear. T he grocery butter Is so un satisfactory." said Mrs. Youngbride. “That so?” echoed hubby. “H ow ’re you going to make It?" “Oh. I bought a churn and have ordered som e butterm ilk to be left regularly. W on’t it be nice to have really fresh butter?”— Capper's W eekly. S a fe ty F ir s t Lady (in booking office)—Can you recommend a sa fe ship? I am so very nervous. ■ Clerk— W ell, madam, the Bremen i has never sunk yet. la x ly —Oh. I ant so relieved. P lease book nte a berth on t h a t — D as Bunte BlatL < ^S i Ì f Ì strange rì NG/ Ninety par cant o t the >s diet prvy «pee mankind ere traceable to one common cause. Eiminat» the cause and ye« repain • normal, healthy body . , . trae from suttarinq and dleeaae. Star« now an thw road « • health wHfc NAffiiEtoNlC Thousands ot parsons her« car+ified to the effocthmneas ot «kit wonderful, natural «onia. CeStro com baS disease in a natural way with» out dope or d ra ft. K yew « rhaumaXtm; er skin diso-ders . , . mail coupon at ossea (or «donnation ot real »« to you. «y— ip'orwa ena — w- •f T*r t n-»«A Why FREÇÿ w1 Sy —veiwf . ça-xtuiwq wet» mer MOW «. «U W HcA.ljkk «U ____________ « t m & d v it e - m a il coupon C A L IFR O PRODUCTS 162« T a U jrap k A v e , Oakland. C a H . Please sand FREE information M y troubla b Iekaak) □ Anemia □ Arthit« □ Rheumatism O Skin Troubles □ _________________________________ H a r d ly Blinks— They say he drinks lik e a fish. Jin ks— Yes, but not w hat a fish drinks.—C incinnati Enquirer. W . N . U , P o rtla n d , No. 40--1932.
