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C ounterfeit Aspirin!
IS hair turned white lu Just one
n
night."
They say, nnd sigh with sympathy.
•‘Ills hair grew gray In Just one day” —
Well, he Is better off than me.
One night of trouble changed his hair;
Just look at mine, there's plenty there.
Yes, white and gray they seem to
run.
But I got my hulrs one by one.
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One night of grief and like a leaf
His hair was altered In its shade.
One day of pain, of sorrow's rain.
Yes, so It was the change was made.
One night, nnd white or gray he grew.
One Joyless day, and he was through.
He had a night he couldn't smile,
But my white hair took quite a
while.
See this one here? That took a year
Of trouble when the times were bail.
See that one there? I got that hair
With months of worry thnt 1 hud.
If sympathetic you must be.
Then why not sympathize with me?
Some get them suddenly, but I'm
Still getting mine—-one at a time.
NAbLE to send cash to cover taxes on land that he owns In Detroit. Lorens
Sauer, a native of Mississippi, sent along 500 pounds of pecans from his
own orchard. The city treasurer managed to sell the nuts in five-pound bags
fo r $150, leaving a surplus of $15 to return to Sutler after the taxes and freight
charges bad been paid. Here is one of the clerks weighing the nuts for sale.
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OUR BEDTIME STORY
says that habits always
make him think of burrs—they
tick and are mighty hard to get rid
f. Of course there are some kinds
f habits you don’t want to get rid of
-good habits. Then ther»'are some
abits which are neither good nor
ad, and it doesn’t really matter
.hether or not you get rid of them,
.astly, there are bad habits, the kind
ou DO want to get rid of as quickly
s possible, and these stick tighter
han either of the others. They never
hake off; they have to be pulled off
r cut off.
Now one of Peter Rabbit’s habits
s to run in circles, a perfectly harm-
ess habit usually, and yet one which
ometimes gets him into trouble. You
ee hunters know of this habit, and
then they have set a dog to chasing
’eter they Just stand near where they
irst started Peter, knowing that soon
er or later he Is almost sure to come
ack there and give them a chance to
hoot at him. Peter has run in circles
look for Peter. Was It some one who,
like himself, was following the tracks
of his neighbors Just out of Idle curi
osity, or was It an enemy? With all
his heart Peter wished he knew. One
thing was very plain to see, and that
was that whoever was following him
had found his tracks, and Peter didn't
like that. It made him uneasy.
What should he do? He didn’t dare
sit still and he didn’t know where to
go. If only he knew who It was!
Suddenly he thought of a plan. Per
haps If he followed those tracks back
before they Joined his own he might
learn something. Peter wasted no
more time. He hurried along that
back track straight to the brush pile.
The tracks went all around It and in
and out under It. Peter didn’t like
that a bit. He was beginning to get
suspicious. Then he found where the
tracks had first come to the brush pile
from the direction of an old fallen log.
He hurried over to this. The tracks
were all around and over the log.
Whoever had made them had peeped
into every hole, no matter how small.
Then Peter knew.
“ It's Shadow the Weasel I” he cried
with a frightened gasp. “ No one but
Shadow would look Into every hole
this way and run all around and In
and out of the brush pile. It's Shadow
the Weasel, and now he’s after me!
Oh, what shall I do?”
<© bv J. O. Lloyd. 1— W X C Service
EVENING SANDWICHES
lu h !”
he Chuckled. “ Here I Am
Chasing Myself."
at way so much that she seldom
inks anything about it. So it was
t surprising that as he ran about In
e Green Forest this moonlit night,
jking for tracks of his neighbors,
should gradually make a circle, and
come upon his own tracks made
len he first started out.
A t first he didn't know that they
•re his own, and started to follow
em. Then, happening to look hack
the footprints he had Just made, be
ddenly realized that tn<v were ex-
tly like the ones he was following,
iter can always see a Joke even if It
on himself. “ Huh!” he chuckled.”
»re I am chasing myself! I am
raid it would be a long, long chase
catch up. I guess I'll run over to
e pond of Paddv the Beaver and
e what I can find there. Hello!”
Peter sat up very straight and stared
raight ahead at the tracks he had
ide earlier In the evening. Ills eyes
sre round with surprise, and then a
rubied look crept over them. Reme
dy had been following him Just as
had followed others! There were
a tracks plain to see. Who could
ve made them? Peter hurried for a
>ser view of them. But this told
n nothing. He never had seen any
e them before, and so of course he
uldn’t tell who had made them,
istily he looked around and saw
ere the tracks had Joined his own.
ey came from the direction of an
t brush pile, and when they reached
own turned and followed his. It
s qulle clear that whoever had
de them had been going In another
ectlon until he came on Peters
cks. Then he had at once turned to
B ut H e Does That W ell
Once In a while you meet a man
whose only function apparently Is to
Serve as n mooring mast for a nickel
cigar.—Lafayette Journal and Courier.
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\ IT 'H A T can be more appealing to
’
the appetite on a cool night than
hot, appetizing sandwiches. They may
be made as dainty ns an afternoon tea
sandwich or as substantial us a main
dish.
Hot Egg Sandwich.
Cook six eggs In the shell until hard,
remove the shells and chop fine. Add
o n ljr I h i» bo».
Ih f "Bo y r " n t*rl*l tobtot
Dr. II. B. Marls, of the United States
navul research laboratory, who w ill bt
the scientific director of the Arctic ex
pedltlon which w ill sail for the Fat
North next June. Accompanied by
Capt. F. 11. Williams of the naval re
serve. the (tarty w ill make Its base
and erect a radio station at obi Fort
Conger, a lonely out (tost on Ellesmere
Island. From there, (XK) utiles from
the North pole. dally rejiorts ns to the
Arctic weather drifting down to the
temperate zones w ill be radioed to
the weather bureau. T ills advance In
formation w ill enable the United
States to prepare Its weather reports
far In ndvunce.
Britain's Greatest JFar Monument
By THORNTON W. BURGESS
5 ETER
I® . ttJ Z . Dougin« M a llo c h .)— W N U Service
housands of boxes <4
counterfeit aspirin have
been p u t on th e m a rke t.
Waith oul. Take no chances
and tlatly refuse to accept
any l>ox not marked “ Genuine
Bayer Aspirin." Don't put any
tablet not marked " lla y e r "
{n yaur itomaeh. T e ll yo u r
fa m ily and yo u r frle n d a of
this. Refuse any preparation
offered you as the "same'’ or
“ like" Genuine Bayer Aspirin.
DOES N O T H A R M THE HEART
HELPFUL DURING
MIDDLE LIFE
Kelley, Mont.
—" I have used
Dr. Fierce's Fav
orite P re s c rip
tion for years
and feel that 1
cannot live with
out it," said Mrs.
O ra
D reitbach.
” 1 don’t take it
all the time but
whenever I feci nervous or miserable
I take it for awhile. I am going thru
the change of life without any of Ihe
pains and aches that most women
have. I have almost perfect health
and give the ‘ Prescription’ credit (or
i t ” Fluid or tablets. All druggists.
F«r
fr» »
s m s s ltra l
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w r lle
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P i e r r e ’ s < I» r I s Is» I l i t * els», N. Y-, seeing
et p i n res b l a n k « s h ir k Is * r s p | i s i l w ills
D r.
U te
S r. Pierce’s Prescription
Gave H im the Works
Magistrate— Witness says you cel
’.her slowed down nor tried to avoid
’ be pedestrian.
Motorist—I took all precautions
I blew my horn and cursed him.—
tnswora (London).
STOPl'HflT COLD
istressing »id in chest or
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T IEW of the gigantic memorial to British heroes of the World war, which
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Is rapidly nearing completion nt Thlepvnl In the Somme. The monument
w ill bear the names, rank and regiments of 73,3(17 World war heroes and com
mands a fine view of battlefields of the Somme. The prince of Wales nr.d a
distinguished group of fellow Britons w ill take purt In the dedication of this,
Britain's greatest monument to her soldier dead.
pepper and salt and a teasi«M>nful each
of chopped parsley and capers, a table-
Spoonful of butter, a teaspoonful ot
cornstarch mixed In four tablespoon
fuls of light cream. Cook until slight
ly thickened. Have ready slices ol
buttered and toasted bread on hot
plates, fill the sandwich and cover with
the egg nnd drawn butter or cream
sauce. Garnish with sprigs of parsley.
Add half a teaspoonful of curry pow
der to the creamed mixture if desired.
Mock Crab Sandwich.
To one-half cupful of grated cheese
add one-fourth cupful of creamed
butter, one-half teaspoonful of made
mustard, two teaspoonfuls of anchovy
paste, a few drops of lemon Juice and
a tablespoonful of chopped olives.
Spread on slices of tonsted bread and
place In the oven until very hot. Gar
nlsh with pnrsley and narrow strips ol
canned sweet plmlenloes. Serve w ilt
celery.
Prune Sandwiqh, Fried.
Cook prunes after soaking well, pout
o f f the sirup, stone, put through thf
food chopper nnd ndd sugar and eln
nnmon to taste. Cut the crust off ol
sandwich bread, slice thin nnd spread
with Ihe mixture and cover with an
other slice. Dip the sandwiches In «
plain pancake batter anil fry like
french toast or In deep fat. These
make a delightful breakfast toast.
<©. 1932. W iwtvrtl N e w ir s t s r U nion. t
Briefly Told
K illing time Is a good way to end
life ’s aspirations.
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OIt more thnn Ion years the Hebrew university
on Mount Scopus, in Palestine, has been strug
gling for Its existence, and now, especially, It needs
help. 'Tlie depression throughout the world has cost
the Institution much of the support It would receive
in normal times. Our Illustration shows the Science
building of the university and part of the campus,
and at the right I)r. Judah L. Magnes, chancellor.
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