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BREAKFAST
<( “Grunt, grunt,’’ said Brother Bacon,
“I do enjoy my breakfast and that’s
the truth.”
“Squeal, squeal,” said Miss Ham, “I
do enjoy my breakfast too and that is
also the truth.”
“Grunt, grunt," said Grandfather
Porky Pig, “breakfast is a most de
lightful meal.”
“Squeal, squeal,” said Mrs. Pink
Pig. “Squeal, squeal, I really love
breakfast.”
“Some creatures,” said Master Pink
Pig, “say that it is not right to speak
of loving food, but I do not think they
appreciate food when they speak that
way.”
‘‘They can’t if they say such things,"
said Pinky Pig, “for iove ;s so beauti
ful a thing and so beautiful a thing
should not be wasted on anything or
dinary.
“Love should be gi^en to food.”
“Yes,” said Sir Percival Pork, “I
believe in being generous in giving my
love to food.”
And so do I,” said Sir Benjamin
Bacon.
“Ah, what a pleasant sound has the
word food,” said Sammy Sausage. “I
can. think now of all sorts of good
things to eat.”
((. “The only thing,” said Miss Ham,
“is that I enjoy my dinner and supper
as well as my breakfast. All meals
to me are wonderful.”
“So they are to me, grunt, grunt,"
said Grandfather Porky.
“And so they are to me, squeal,
squeal,” said Mrs. Pink Pig. “I love
all meals.”
“I do, too, grunt, grunt,” said Mas
ter Pink Pig.
“And I agree,” said Pinky Pig.
“How nice it Is that we all agree,”
said Sir Percival Pork.
“We agree excellently about that
subject at any rate,” said Sir Benja
min Bacon.
“We don’t always agree about who
most deserves food,” said Sammy Sau
sage.
“Well, that is different, squeal,
squeal,” said Miss Ham.
“Very different, grunt, grunt,” said
Grandfather Porky.
“It’s something else again,” said
Mrs. Pink Pig.
“Of course it is,” said Mrs. Pinky-
Pig.
“To be sure,*’ said Master Pink Pig.
“Assuredly, grunt, grunt,” said
Pinky Pig.
“True, true,” said Sammy Sausage.
“Grunt, grunt, true, true,” said Sir
Benjamin Bacon. “We agree about
the subject of food as being a worthy-
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subject or object of our devotion but which-I always enjoy so much.
“And I’ve made up a poem in honor
as to who deserves the most fo o d -
of my coining breakfast.”
well, we don’t agree about that.”
So Brother Bacon recited his poem
“We shouldn’t agree about that.”
said Sir Percival Pork. “We wouldn’t in his best grunting voice and it would
have been longer only breakfast ar
be natural pigs if we did.
“And above. all things we must be rived before he had finished, This was
as much as he recited :
natural.”
“Not above all things,” said^Granrf- “Breakfast is food, and food is sweet,
father Porky. “As the oldest repre Goodness me, how 1 do love to eat !” '
sentative of the Pig Pen I will not al-
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Paul— O il. s a \ , 1 pulled off some
“Well, you know I didn’t really
mean just that,” said Sir Percival thing big last night.
Clarence—What was it?
Pork with a wink of the eye and a
Paul—My ‘ shoes
twist?! of his little tail.
“All right,” said Grandfather Porky.
“We’ll forgive you this time.”
H elm et W orn by Magellan.
“But,” said Brother Bacon, “I t A brass helmet worn by Magellan,
wanted to talk about breakfast. And In 1521, when he was killed in the
when I speak of my love for breakfast Philippines while making thè first
I do not mean that I do not. care for round-the-world voyage, has been dis- i
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“We didn’t think you meant that,” States army, according to advices re
said Miss Ham. “For we know how ceived by the copper and brass re
search association.
you enjoy your other meals.”
The helmet, dented from blows re
“I only meant,” said BrotherdBacon,
“that breakfast would be my next ceived in battle, but in good condition,
meal and I always think of one meal was purchased from a Moro chieftain,
ahead and look forward to it. I would by the officer, who ascertained its his
think of the meals fieyond that but I tory through tribal traditions.
like to pretend that I will just go on
Q uite Shakespearean.
having the next meal-—on and on and
Belie—You
and Jack seemed to be
on without any ^topping.
engaged in a sort of Romeo-and-Juliet
“I suppose it is because meals do
.affair-when I saw you last. How did
stop that I feel that way about them.
But now I’m thinking of mv. br.ithkfast it to ri out?
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OTT9 W. HEIDER
Attorney at Law
At Willamina
A little girl named Melly was taken
Monday
for a long automobile ride.
of
each
week
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T h e y started
Remainder
of
week
at
Sheridan office
early, early in
the morning, and
the dew was then
covering e v e r y - yards they passed by.
Melly saw a lady looking after her
thing. Oh, how
fresh and lovely garden and it seemed as though she
the country did must have asked the earth to be par
ticularly helpful, for such lovely flows
look.
It iseemtejj go ers were growing in this garden.
riel), and the trees
And when Melly saw the lady dig
looked their very ging around a plant it seemed to her
best. There were that the earth and the lady were in
many birds to be /partnership to make beautiful flowers.
seen, and the very
She patted the earth as though she
first one of all were fond of it for being so good to
she saw was an her flowers.
indigo bird.
They passed Sheep and in 'a field
Melly loved the they went by was a white horse. The
“ In the Barnyard.” pretty old houses horse seemed to be enjoying the air
they went by.
They went along roads through' some from the way he sniffed at it with
such pleasure.
mountains. On either side of them
There were pink and purple and red
and all about it seemed as though
there were great mountains and hills. and white columbines growing along
They seemed to be peeping above railway tracks and they seemed to
each other as though to say: “I can say, “It’s not very pretty along here
so we thought we would try to im
see farther than you.”
prove the looks of this part of the
And then another still higher moun Country!”
tain would be seen, and it seemed to
And indeed they
be saying: “I’m closer to Mr. Sky than d id ! -
any of you are. Yes, I’m a tall moun
There were cow
tain. You’d never call me a little slips and all kinds
thing!”
of flowers, and
The mountain ridges, the deep butterflies
flew
gorges, the lovely country itself—oh, happily about.
how beautiful it all was. What a
Birds twittered
wonderful mother w as Mother Nature. and chatted and
She knew how to dress her children sang.
so that they wore the most becoming
Melly wondered
costumes.
if some of the
Sometimes the mountains drew birds didn’t think
about themselves the loveliest of misty it was curious
capes and shawls. Oh, how pretty that people didn’t
stop to hear, their
they were.
And before long Mr. Sun came out songs instead of
and shone so that the dew left say tooting and honk
ing, “We’ll have to go now. But we’U ing their horns
“ M e lly Saw a
and going straight
be back again.”
Lady.”
Melly saw pretty waterfalls and along the road!
They passed rushing brooks, and
quiet green pools. And there were
when they stopped, later on, for
blue iris flowers which grew in ponds.
lunch, Melly saw a pale green bug
She saw cbws wno lazily ate grhss with six legs and something over its
and some of them walked through back which looked like a little green
fields of buttercups as though to say, cape.
“Although we don’t shout with delight
It crawled over Melly’s lap as
we enjoy these buttercup walks of
though
to see if there was anything
ours!”
about for it, and then it went to a
One cow lazily flicked a fly off her branch of a nearby shrub and later
ear and looked so very, very lazy as jumped down again to Melly’s lap.
though she would admire the beauty
And oh, what a beautiful ride it
about her but it really was too much
was! Yes, Melly said to herself,
trouble.
Meliy saw horses with coverings on Mother Nature certainly knew how to
look after her children.
their ears to keep off the flies.
Some of the mountains she passed
C a ttle Raising in A fric a .
now looked almost like pictures of
Southeast Africa; that part included
mountains rather than real ones!
in the British possessions, is jjeportPd
They were blue and purple and to he as rich in natural grasses as any
misty while some seemed aglow with choice part of the world. It is too
dazzling sunlight, while others had valuable for the rearing of cattle for
slaughter; but it is predicted that in
such lovely shadows over them.
Melly saw a thrasher bird and then ! the next generation Africa will be the
a big meadow lark, and many baby 1 greatest eattle-produeing country in
the British dominions and in 50 years
chickens were-Jo ht>
one of the greatest in the world.