Thursday, March 22,1956
— PAGE FIVF
BROOKINGS-HARBOR PILOT — BROOKINGS, OREGON
Sale
FOOLS DAT
EASTER
FRANK‘S Pharmacy 1st Anniversary
E BEGINS MARCH 2.3 rd .... and
RUNS THROUGH APRIL 1 st
BUBBLE BATH
3
OUK DRUGGIST
STATIONERY
Regular Ji.oo
Special . .
BOX PACK
*1 .0 0 Plus Tax
PLASTIC — Regular fi.oo
MOCASSINS
Special
69c
M c K esson
ASPIRIN TABLETS
TW O BOTTLES of ioo
There once was a time when OUR DRUGGIST sold pills
Potent and pungent to cure our ills
Quinine and Ipecac, camphor and oils
To fix up our sniffles and open our boils
But now he’s a dealer in hobbies and fancies
Bathing caps, Kewpie Dolls, cute rubber panties
Candy bars, cameras, gaudy junk jewelry,
Cigarettes, hair-nets, and other tom-foolery
Post-cards and souvenirs, gum drops and bubble gum,
Comic books, magazines, sexy and troublesome
Fountain pens, razor blades, lipsticks and powders.
Coffee and sandwiches, ice-cream and chowders,
Novelty items of every description;
But druggists must eat. If he wants to eat hearty
He’ll sell all the items for giving a party,
Place-cards and score-cards for bridge and canasta
They’re better than pills to make money come faster,
So, back of the counter of perfumes and charm-acy,
You’ll still see a sign that says it’s a Pharmacy
If you pass up the bargains in jellies and smellies,
You can still get cathartics to blow up your bellies.
POCKET WATCH
* 1 . 5 9 Plus Tax
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POCKET KNIVES
Aly Druggist
ELECTRIC
HEATING PADS
Guaranteed for One Year
«3.98
HOT WATER BOTTLES
\ly druggist who kills my ills with little pills
Tones up my aches with Hormone makes
Cures my ulcers well with Gooey Jells
Soothes my nerves the morning after
with special potions and much laughter,
Satisfies my every whim
Listens to the confession of my sins
Offers cures for Love and Sex
('ashes all my Phoney checks.
I le’s my keeper in sickness and in health
My counseller in poverty or in wealth
'fbe head conspirator in Fun and Trickery
Adding Motives to my Chicanery
He’s with me thru life’s span
He‘s my Druggist, What A Man.
RUBBER GLOVES
3 9 c Pair
AIRWAY
PLAYING CARDS
Pinochle or Playing Cards
IOHNSONS HOME TREAT
YES
ECONOMY PACK
MIXED NUTS
CLEANING TISSUE
ENVELOPES
300 Count
$ 1.19
Pound
LAURA BARKER
NADINE HYATT
FRANK HYATT
Wish to Thank You for
Making Our First Year
A Tremendous Success
3boxes 49c
3 9 < Deck
70 count
29c
★ FOR EASTER THE FOLLOWING ITEMS
TOY MUSICAL
★
SOCIETE and HOFFLER'S BOX CHOCOLATES
from 5 1 - 50 to 5 5 ° °
PREPARED EASTER BASKETS
at 49c - 59c - 69c - 79c - 89c - 98c
FRANK' S PHARMACY
EASTER EGG
59c Each
9:00 to 9:00 DAILY
9:00 to 6:00 SUNDAY
PHONE 4444
Gold Arrow Stamps