14 - Brookings-1 iarbor Pilot us to do it. oOo An em ergency is a good tim ? to test w h at fibers a person is m ade of. W e had w h at you m ight call such a situ atio n happen to us last w eek and I am m ighty proud to re p o rt o u r staff IT illu s tra te d th e ir tru e colors by pitching in by doing double w ork and o th e r jobs By BUD P IS A R E K th a t som e of us knew little about. It is am azing to see w hat you can do if you have to All it ta k e s is T h a t w as a m ig h ty fine dedica m aking up your m ind you m ust, tion cerem o n y M is. A kers p la n n ed for th e P IL O T building S a t and you CAN, do it. oOo urday. Mr. Ackley, Mr. W eidem an, I and Mr. K e ssle r said som e in sp ir M any re a d e rs will be glad to ing w ords ab o u t th e fo u n d er of h e a r th a t Bill Phelps, fo rm e r th e paper, D ew ey A kers. It will e d ito r of th e PILO T, is doing very be q u ite a challenge to fill th e ' w ell at Mill Valley, C alifornia. W e shoes of a m an th e likes of D ew have received tw o p ap ers from ey. I am glad th e re a re tw o of ' him and plan on sending him cop THURSDAY, DEC. 2, 1954 SKETCH BOOK MEN'S FLEECE LINED SPO RT JA C K E T S • S o n FLEECED INSIDE • EASY WORKING FULL ZIPPER • LARGE SLASII POCKETS • KNITTED NYLON RE-INEORCED COLLAR . , COLORS SIZES $3.29 Navy Cold Green ies of th e local p ap er th is week. iately ju m p for cover into th e side for us to m ak e co n tac t w ith th e pocket of a conveniently placed outside w orld. oOo oOo pool tab le, cau sin g th e eight ball B ill’s colum n w as "Off th e to roll down th e rack, sc a tte rin g H onestly, I hope th e re p a ir m an R eef.” Now he calls it, ‘‘On the th e o th e r balls and cau sin g a fixed th a t bell th is tim e for good R ecord.” fam iliar sound to J o e ’s ears, w hich M idgets a re h ard to find th ese oOo in tu rn w ould aro u se his suspic days. F o r th e past fo u r o r five days ions th a t a gam e of b illard s was o u r phone has been very tem p er- in session. Joe in tu rn w ould reach R E T U R N S TO F L E E T m ental. It seem s persons calling for his cue stick, knocking over Don E. B inford, SN, Left M on can h e a r th e bell signal, but w? th e em p ty coke b o ttle s into my day, Nov. 29 for S an Diego, w h ere on this en d d ie a r nothing. So m any b o ttle of d raw in g ink, which be , he will board an A tta c k C argo people com e ru n n in g up to us and sides leaving a m ess, would cause ship for P acific fleet d u ty . T he I baw l us out for not being in th e m e to scream bloody m urd er. 1 ship is th e U. S. S. E le c tra . Don office when we should. Blood cu rd lin g scream s is all ■ and his wife, M arie, ju s t re tu rn - oOo ' o u r office g irl w ould need. She • cd from a th re e w eek trip v isit- I ing P o rtlan d , V ancouver. Bengen. One tim e I happened to be im m ed iately would ju m p up to W hite S alm on and o th e r places. touching the ph o n e and felt a vibration so I picked up th e re call Bud Cross, th e re b y picking Iris W a lk e r accom panied them on ceiver and su re enough som eone up th e phone m ak in g it possible the trip . w as calling. I am su re th a t is not the w ay it is supposed to w ork. If th e com pany would have sent along a m idget ju st to sit on th e phone w aitin g for th e v ib ratio n . S om eth in g like th a t rem inds m e COQUILLE AUTO CO. of th e old R ube G oldberg c a r toon on inventions. These m a s terpieces w ere usu ally concocted to illu s tra te how to do things th e h ard way. oOo To f u r th e r illu s tra te this G old berg conception let m e explain how a m idget could help us in o u r phone delim a.; T he m idget, lazy a t h e a rt, would 1 m ? aro used from his slu m b er when th e rin g in g vi b ra tio n s ta rte d . T h in k in g It w as an e a rth q u a k e he w ould im m ed OLDSMOBILE - GMC TRUCKS See MhMNG Keep your Hone Furnishings Safe from^Sun Fading! . . . still enjoy daylight and visibility IN *** CwtM 1$ *«D( ONli • » iH *a t co. e* cos a n s il o w a n s * « * ( nt Small . Medium Large • y M O O R E 'S Variety and Apparel Shop COST... g»l a f m We Give S and H Green Samps i i t i m a f from H. J. WEIGEL 5 ■i PHONE 3138 A 7 OU SHOULD SEE OUR LARGE ASSORTMENT OF GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS ntertainment at its best thru records , sheet music , radio , E L PHONOGRAPHS 00K AT OUR MANY HOBBY CRAFTS AND ART SUPPLIES r T , -V, RCA AND CAPEHART o N FFICE MACHINES. DESK CHAIRS, FILES, TYPEWRITERS, FORMS, STATIONERY EVER WAS OUR STOCK SO COMPLETE I I 1