4 Brookings Harbor Pilot
TH U R SD A Y , NOV. 5, 1953
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HOMES
SIDE BY SIDE
EXTRA SPECIAL
T w o hom es lo r the price of
On< Y ear round good spring
w a te r can be had to both.
('lo se to school.
E lectric w iring in. E lectric
sto v e in one and wood cook
stove, bed, etc., in the other.
T h ese a re livable now. A ny
o n e w ith som e ab ility in c a r
p e n te rin g can m ake tw o very
d e sira b le re n ta ls ol these.
T h e best p art of this s o c i a l
o ffer is
O N L Y $450 D O W N for BOTH
R ent should pay these olT
If you a re looking for a real
sm all in v estm en t w ith excel
len t re tu r n s
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Agency
Box 2i i
Phone 2341
Residence Phone 2202
Notary Public C. 0 . Leonard
Brnokinirs. Oreeron
torney.
Neil is at hom e now and doing
very well.
SOUND MAN H E R E
M AKES T R IP TO PO R TLA N D
R ecent B rookings v isito rs wer-’
Mrs. E dith Ackley re cen tly re M r. and Mrs. Jam es M acD onald
♦ his week at th e H en ry K e rr
N EW F O R E IG N M AIL R A TE
tu rn e d from P o rtla n d w h ere she w ho to m e h ere from S o u th e rn
T he P ost Office has announced home.
atten d e d th e convention of th e C alifornia each y e a r to fish.
Rev H ughes spoke W ednesday G rand Tem ple of th e P y th ia n
this w eek th a t in te rn a tio n a l p ost
Mr. M acDonald is a sound e f
age ra te s increased N ovem ber I evening at th e B rookings Bible S iste rs of w hich she is a m em ber. fects expert w ith the W alt Disney
on le tte rs to foreign countries. C hurch and is scheduled to show
S tudios, and his p ictu re ap p ears
T h e ra te is now 8c for th e first sound m ovies and speak at th
HARBOR C A F E O P E N S
in th e N ovem ber 2 Life M agazine
ounce and 4c lo r each additional Yssembly of God C hurch at the
Mr. and M rs. A lbert M ault plan in an a rtic le on Disney.
’O O F H all S unday evening.
ounce.
to open th e ir new cafe in H arb o r,
A tim ely rem in d e r w ith the
S a tu rd a y , Nov. 7.
B R E E D IN G S VACATION
holiday season close at hand is MARTZ N O T GUILTY
Mr. and Mrs. R E. B reeding
th a t correct addressing is vital to
have just re tu rn ed from a tw o
V rn. A. M artz w as found not B URNS P E O P L E H E R E
prom pt delivery of packages It
Mr. and Mrs. J. L. M cCulloch w eeks vacation trip.
u ilty of reckless d riv in g in Ju d g e
is also im p o rta n t th a t all p ack
They spent som e tim e w ith
C harles S c h a a l’s J u s tic e C ourt of B urns w e re visito rs in B rook
ages be securely tied w ith tw ine
ings last w’eekend. Mr. M cCulloch th e ir d au g h ter, Elvis S ch u ltz, in
Wednesday.
and labeled w ith a parcel post
T he ch a rg e against Mr. M a rt/ has been doing som e fishing w hile O ntario, then drove down th ro u g h
label.
grew out of an accident in w hich re eu p erafin g from a recen t o p C arson City. V irginia C ity and
Reno to S o u th ern C alifornia.
his c a r and th a t of Mrs. C. L. eratio n .
H ighlighting th e trip w as th eir
C arv e r of M yrtle Point w ere in
S P E A K E R FROM ALASKA
visit to V irginia C ity, an old m in
T he Rev. and Mrs. K enneth volved Ju ly 21, 1953. T h e acci D A V IS E S E N T E R T A IN
and M rs. P au l D avis w ere ing town which has been re sto re 1
H ughes and d a u g h te r from T he d en t o ccu rred on the highw ay
Lazy M ountain C hildrens Home about five m iles so u th of B ro o k hosts S a tu rd a y evening for a ♦ o its original state.
in Palmer A1 uka will u guests ings. Mr. M artz w as re p resen te d j d in n er p a rty at S h a p ’s M ag c
K itchen in C rescent City honor-
,
ing
the b irth d a y s of H om er
B E R G E R ’S BULB DUGGERY
K essler and Mrs. M inna A kers.
YOUNG W’OM ‘ N w ould like po
O th e r gu ests w ere H om er K essler
By B E R N IC E SW ANSON
sition in oflee o r sto re. W rite
and Mr. and Mrs. Clive M anley.
Box 170. H arbor.
36-2*
T h e re ’s nothing th a t can give you the w illies
Like going out to w ork in the Lillies.
FO R SALE 33 ft. L ib erty tra ile r
N E IL M A R TIN HOM E
i ; excellent condition. Ce 1 he
Though som e m ay th in k it very funny
Neil M artin, B rookings, su s
financed by bank for reliab le
W e all adm it we do it for m oney
tained a broke n hack last week
people. Inquire Shell S ta tio n <
W e even s e ttle for Daffodils
when he fell w hile p ain tin g his
gee U l?nn on Dodg»’ Ave. 3 0 -1 ’
If they will help us pay o u r bills.
roof.
But you never h eard such goofy stuff
L ate m odel w hite
Mr. M artin w as tak en to Sea- FOR SALE
As goes on un d er th a t B ulb-shed roof.
enam el wood range, $35. Lyle
view H ospital by th e local am b u
W hy, som e who don’t know black from w h ite
Sm ith. 2 m iles up n o rth hank
lance, w here he w as a tte n d e d by
W ere down th e re grading y earlings by sight
Chetco.
36*1*
Dr. R onniger.
And tho they trie d all they w ere able
T hey couldn’t keep all th e d irt u n d er th e tab le.
You never saw a goofier bunch
U ntil B rita show s up w ith th e lunch.
She explained th e confusion up at the house
W as only caused by a little mouse.
ev e r offered in the C ity of
B rookings.
A 6-unit Motel
w ith o w n e r’s new’ home. Also
3 larg e lots. One co rn e r busi
ness lot.
On H ighw ay 101
w ith best in O cean views.
Show s ap p ro x im ately $5,000
y ea rly profit plus new borne
to live in.
T w o w ells. W orlds of w a te r
w ith p re ssu re system . Stoves,
w a te r h e a te r and o th e r eq u ip
m ent included Must lx* shown
to he ap p reciate d $10,000 will
handle. T his is a
W e a re
LOCAL NEWS HAPPENINGS
ABOUT FOLKS YOU KNOW
by Ed F. Ackley, Brookings at
Too Late to Classify
"FOR EVERY WALK OF LIFE"
T he endless g rad in g w as finally done
And th e little crew m arched out one by one,
And trip p in g in th e grandest style
H eaded s tra ig h t for th e B ulhlet pile
W here we tried in various and sundry w ays
To m ak e th e pile last several days.
W hen we w ere all bored w ith each o th e r and looking d ag g ers
O ut cam e B rita and th a t peppy N elly Ja g g e rs
T hey brought lunch and d idn’t coax
T hey sat and ta lk e d about lots of folks.
T hen H a rrie t used m ost every trick,
To keep from falling in th e C reek
And a m an such as you have never seen
C am e out th e re looking for Irene.
But th e th in g th a t really provokes
Is to get out of earsh o t of A nn’s gtxxi jokes.
W hile th e re w as scarcely ev er a noise
F rom those big handsom e, bashful boys.
And B erger ran around in a re g u la r tizzy
J u s t seeing th at m an would m ake you dizzy.
W hen som eone said it w as gonna rain
He got into th a t field and just raised C ain.
It co uldn’t help hut m ake us sm ile
As we viewed him from th e B ulhlet Pile.
VELYET-EEZ
Air Cushioned Shoes
For Mason
Shoes Call
Irene Beyer
Box 843
BROOKINGS, OREGON
H»‘ really did th a t field up brow n
And th en he got about every gal in tow n
And you never did h ear people rave and ra n t
As w hen they all got th e re to plant.
T h ere w as so m uch trouble th a t we h ea rd H a rrie t
Say the Cat cam e out and tried to b u ry it
A little rain is all it tak es
F or us to forget o u r pains and aches
But vou never saw any m ore action
T h an Ken and K eith on th a t F e rtiliz e r co n tra p tio n .
They kept racing w ith a guy nam ed Cecil who
B egan to look like he w as run n in g on diesel.
B erg e r cam e over to see w h a t’s the m a tte r.
Whv some of the gals refused to sc a tte r.
The reason for it all nobody knows
Whv they w a n n a d rag boxes down those long rows.
But to stay out ot tro u b le aw ay he will w alk
M um bling > »mething about “W om en T a lk “
He knows d a rn well, and you can bet.
H e’s got the best crew a m an can get.
W hv, you ju st w atch th a t E thel H annon
l a k e otT across th a t field like a shot out of a cannon.
I t ’s not even tunny how she and L aR ue
M ake som e of us look like M onkeys in a Zoo
T h is is all in fun. but you c a n ’t deny.
T h ey don’t grow as well w ith th e ir roots to th e sky.
T his thing h ad b e tte r com e to an end
B e fo re som e gal I really otTend
Ann’s got a backache and B e rth a s sh o u ld ers
M ake h e r act a whole y e a r older
Aggie's neck and R ita's knees
But nolxxlv com plains m ore th an th a t B erneese.
T h a n k gotxiness I can
nd this rhym e
Somebody veiled "It’s q u ittin g tim e "
Amen
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