Illustrations by Craig Winzer for Eugene Weekly
Y
ou thought you hated all those political posts. You’ve
unfriended or unfollowed all your liberal friends on
Facebook. But Halloween is drawing near, and now is
the time to embrace being horrified and terrified.
President Donald Trump and those who love him: Welcome to
the House of Horrors, where all your liberal nightmares come to life.
To get in, you must first pass former President Barack Obama.
That man has always been after your guns, and just as you face
the biggest threats to your life and country, he’s finally taking them
away. If you want to continue this downward spiral into terror in the
Trump House of Horrors, you must hand him your firearms.
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Now weaponless, you enter the realm of antifa and special snowflakes.
These lefty snowflakes need their trigger warnings and safe spaces. But
this particular safe-space is defended by antifa thugs.
Take off the swastika armband or get decked.