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There are gay men who watch football—hell, I have it on good authority that some gay men play
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a smaller number of gay-identified bisexual men, and a tiny handful of bisexual-identified football fans.)
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If you were talking about marriage after a month, HF, odds are good this relationship is doomed any-
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Two friends can hook up with a girl or two girls from a bar and have a threesome or a foursome.
But can two brothers—with opposite sexual preferences—hook up with a girl and a guy from a bar?
Would this be considered wrong? No touching between siblings would occur.
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I dropped out of the forming-opinions-about-porn game—far too busy consuming porn these days,
PP. It’s the only way to keep myself sane here in Trumpsylvania.
I’m a 26-year-old woman. I started dating a fantastic guy a month ago, blah blah blah, we’ve
already talked about marriage. The problem is that his dick isn’t up to par size-wise or staying-hard-
wise. He was aware of this before I came along, and it made him an enthusiastic and skilled oral
performer to make up for it. So for now everything’s great, plenty of orgasms, and we’re lovey-dovey.
But eventually I’ll need that filled-up feeling and I’ll have to ask for some dildo/extender/strap-on
action. The question is when to ask. He’s a secure guy, and we’ve both been honest about our flaws.
If I wait too long to ask, it might make him think I’ve been faking the whole time. And if I ask too soon,
I could scare him off or make his performance anxiety worse! How do I know when the right time is?
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explanation. Do you have an opinion on the effect of porn on men?
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It would be considered wrong by some—but those people aren’t you, your brother, or the girl and guy
you hope to pick up together. Personally, BB, I can barely get an erection if one of my siblings is in the
same zip code; I can’t imagine getting one with a sibling in the same room. But if you’re comfortable doing
opposite-sexual-preferencey things in close proximity to your brother, go for it.
I am a bisexual man and recently divorced my wife of 30 years. I am currently seeing a very beau-
tiful lady. I satisfy my bisexual desires by going to sex clubs and I always practice safe. I don’t have
an issue, I just wanted to tell you I remember one time when you had a column about two guys per-
forming fellatio on another man at the same time. I found it to be such a turn-on and even fantasized
I was doing it to you. Hope that doesn’t offend you.
Loving Life
Um, thanks for sharing?
I’m having an extremely difficult time getting intimate with my boyfriend of four years. I’m in
recovery for an eating disorder, and part of my treatment is Prozac. It’s working great and helping
me make healthier choices. However, the Prozac is severely affecting my sex drive. I have little to
no desire to have sex. And when we do have sex, I rarely orgasm. This is frustrating and, frankly,
harmful to my recovery process. I’m already dealing with my shitty eating disorder telling me that
I’m fat, ugly, and not good enough for anyone, anything, or even a decent meal. Now it’s taking sex
away from me, too? I also feel terrible for my boyfriend, who is endlessly patient and understanding
but wants to have sex. I’ve suggested opening up the relationship for his sake, but he doesn’t want
to do that. I feel guilty and sad and frustrated. Any thoughts?
Prozac Lover/Healer
If the benefits of Prozac (helping you make better choices and aiding your recovery process) are
canceled out by the side effects (leaving you so sexually frustrated, it’s harming your recovery process),
PLH, you should talk to your doctor about other options—other drugs you could try or a lower dose of
Prozac. If you doctor dismisses your concerns about the sexual side effects of the drug they’ve got you
on, get a new doctor.
I have only one concern about Donald Trump getting impeached: Do we get Mike Pence? Is he not
just as bad? Or worse? On a more personal note: I don’t think I’ve gotten a good night’s sleep since
Trump got elected. I wake up every morning next to an avid, Fox News–watching Trump supporter. I’m
married long-term (35 years!) to a man who pulled a political one-eighty. This is about to make me
crazy. Really. I’m not kidding. Do you have any suggestions for me? I don’t want to DTMFA. Although
after a most nauseating discussion over dinner, I did actually give it some thought.
Liberal Grandma
Mike Pence, as awful as he is, oscillates within a predictable band of Republican awfulness. The
reason no one is getting any sleep these days—not even folks who don’t wake up next to Trump sup-
porters—is because no one can predict what Trump will do next. Not even Trump. That’s what makes his
presidency such an existential nightmare.
As for your husband, LG, your choices are binary and rather stark: Either you divorce his ass and spare
yourself the grief of listening to his bullshit, or you stay put, learn to tune out his bullshit, and cancel out
his vote in 2018 and 2020.
What’s the best dating site for a slightly cynical, tattooed, fortysomething woman looking for a guy?
Tattooed Lady
It depends on the kind of guy you want. Closet case? ChristianMingle. Fuck boy? Tinder. Trump voter?
Farmers Only. Compulsive masturbator? Craigslist. Unfuckable loser who is now and will always be a so-
cially maladapted virgin? Return of Kings.
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