FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E Z S N Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you feeling as daring about romance as I suspect? If so, I’ve composed a
provocative note for you to give to anyone you have good reason to believe will be glad to receive it. Feel free to
copy it word-for-word or edit it to suit your needs. Here it is: “I want to be your open-hearted explorer. Want to be
mine? We can be in foolishly cool drooling devotion to each other’s mighty love power. We can be in elegant sol-
id-gold allegiance to each other’s genius. Wouldn’t it be fun to see how much liberation we can whip up together?
We can play off our mutual respect as we banish the fearful shticks in our bags of tricks. We can inspire each
other to reach unexpected heights of brazen intelligence.”
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You still have a wound that never formed a proper scar. (We’re speaking metaphor-
ically here.) It’s chronically irritated. Never quite right. Always stealing bits of your attention. Would you like to
do something to reduce the distracting power of that annoying affliction? The next 25 days will be a favorable
time to seek such a miracle. All the forces of nature and spirit will conspire in your behalf if you formulate a clear
intention to get the healing you need and deserve.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In his poem “The Initiate,” Charles Simic speaks of “someone who solved life’s
riddles in a voice of an ancient Sumerian queen.” I hope you’re not focused on seeking help and revelations
from noble and grandiose sources like that, Gemini. If you are, you may miss the useful cues and clues that
come your way via more modest informants. So please be alert for the blessings of the ordinary. As you work on
solving your quandaries, give special attention to serendipitous interventions and accidental luck.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): For many years, the Tobe Zoological Park in China housed a “praying panther”
named Ato. The large black feline periodically rose up on her hind legs and put her paws together as if petitioning
a higher power for blessings. I suggest we make her your spirit ally in the coming weeks. I hope she’ll inspire
you to get your restless mind out of the way as you seek to quench your primal needs. With the praying panther
as your muse, you should be able to summon previously untapped reserves of your animal intelligence and
cultivate an instinctual knack for knowing where to find raw, pristine satisfaction.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do you really have to be the flashy king or charismatic queen of all you survey? Must
all your subjects put on kneepads and prostrate themselves as they bask in your glory? Isn’t it enough for you
to simply be the master of your own emotions, and the boss of your own time, and the lord of your own destiny?
I’m not trying to stifle your ambition or cramp your enthusiasm; I just want to make sure you don’t dilute your
willpower by trying to wield command over too wide a swath. The most important task, after all, is to manage
your own life with panache and ingenuity. But I will concede this: The coming weeks will be a time when you can
also probably get away with being extra worshiped and adored.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Dear Hard Worker: Our records indicate that you have been neglecting to allot your-
self sufficient time to rest and recharge. In case you had forgotten, you are expected to take regular extended
breaks, during which time it is mandatory to treat yourself with meticulous care and extreme tenderness. Please
grant yourself an immediate dispensation. Expose yourself to intensely relaxing encounters with play, fun, and
pleasure — or else! No excuses will be accepted.
I Saw You
I T ’ S F R E E T O P L AC E A N I S AW YO U ! E M A I L : I S AW YO U @ E U G E N E W E E K LY.C O M
I S AW YOU
2 CUBS AT CAMP PUTT
7/18: Both with collared blue shirts: one
solid, one plaid. Couldn’t help but be dis-
tracted by your positive energy. No expec-
tations, but wouldn’t mind a couple lovely
new friends.
DONATIONS FOR WHITE BIRD
Still being accepted at the EW Office.
Hygiene products needed.
Thank you to those who have given!
MPL
Blueberries Fields Forever!
Have I told you lately?
Never rise too early!
Got salt?
I SAW YOU
On bench w your two boys. Taking break.
Bike trail. Summer day. Nature, wildlife on
all sides. Delta Ponds Park. Sunshine sprin-
kling down between leaves from trees.
Birds calling, turtles warming their shells
on logs. Your children: pointing, looking to
you sharing this experience. You: missing it
all- head down, pulled in by cell phone. How
do you want your children to remember
you? When you look back 20 years from
now, will you remember the screen, or
something beautiful? Choice is yours.
Break the addiction. Get your life back.
K.E.S. 4/17/65 - 12/8/15
Was a unique, mercurial Shakespearean
unicorn-chameleon composed of electrified
uranium; He now resides in the mountains
& forests of eternal soul after commanding
the center stage of my circus like life in his
last 5 survivalship years. Rising from his
ashes and beginning to transcend the
quagmire of mourning I find myself a soli-
tary rock- not yet an island: missing him
more than I could have ever supposed or
known. No one comforts me as I cry.
OH DEARY,
I hope your liquor run was as refreshing as
seeing you was. Hah! Glad you still have
freedom... And my book...
HEAVY- PETTING
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If extraterrestrial beings land their space ship on my street and say they want to
meet the creatures who best represent our planet, I will volunteer you Libras. Right now, at least, you’re nobler
than the rest of us, and more sparkly, too. You’re dealing smartly with your personal share of the world’s suffer-
ing, and your day-to-day decisions are based more on love than fear. You’re not taking things too personally or
too seriously, and you seem better equipped than everyone else to laugh at the craziness that surrounds us.
And even if aliens don’t appear, I bet you will serve as an inspiring influence for more human beings than you
realize. Does being a role model sound boring? I hope not. If you regard it as an interesting gift, it will empower
you to wield more clout than you’re used to.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): During the four years he worked on painting the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo
never took a bath. Was he too preoccupied with his masterpiece? Modern artist Pae White has a different rela-
tionship with obsession. To create her fabric art pieces, she has spent years collecting more than 3,500 scarves
designed by her favorite scarf-maker. Then there’s filmmaker James Cameron, who hired an expert in linguistics
to create an entire new language from scratch for the aliens in his movie Avatar. In accordance with the astrolog-
ical omens, Scorpio, I approve of you summoning this level of devotion — as long as it’s not in service to a transi-
tory desire, but rather to a labor of love that has the potential to change your life for the better for a long time.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions that have been hidden by
the answers,” wrote author James Baldwin. Even if you’re not an artist, I encourage you to make that your pur-
pose in the coming weeks. Definitive answers will at best be irrelevant and at worst useless. Vigorous doubt and
inquiry, on the other hand, will be exciting and invigorating. They will mobilize you to rebel against any status
quos that have been tempting you to settle for mediocrity.
Chase! You are a good dog. Chase, you are a
bad dog… Chase you are good dog. Either
way we all love you.
Moonshine, Little Chinner, Shine-Shine, Rat-
Cat. Light of our lives.
Zip, the sweetest girl
Loyal & sweet Mocha Jane
Surprise the Cat: You can bite us all you
want, but deep down we know you’re a
good kitty.
Meet hazel! Hazel likes to destroy things,
nap in the sun, and sit by the window. She's
the best
Mrs. G 4EVER
Misty is a lab mix whose favorite activities
include digging, jumping through grass, and
chasing bugs. She is 6 months old.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re in a phase of your cycle when the most useful prophecies are more lyr-
ical than logical. So here you go: three enigmatic predictions to help stir up the creative ingenuity you’ll need to
excel on your upcoming tests. 1. A darling but stale old hope must shrivel and wane so that a spiky, electric new
hope can be born. 2. An openness to the potential value of a metaphorical death will be one of your sweetest
assets. 3. The best way to cross a border is not to sneak across bearing secrets but to stride across in full glory
with nothing to hide.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian novelist James Joyce had a pessimistic view about intimate connec-
tion. Here’s what he said: “Love (understood as the desire of good for another) is in fact so unnatural a phenome-
non that it can scarcely repeat itself, the soul being unable to become virgin again and not having energy enough
to cast itself out again into the ocean of another’s soul.” My challenge to you, Aquarius — in accordance with the
astrological omens — is to prove Joyce wrong. Figure out how to make your soul virgin again so it can cast itself
out into the ocean of another’s soul. The next eight weeks will be prime time to achieve that glorious feat.
Benito, I miss you and hate that you’re so
far away. Thanks for being the sweetest
kitty, and I hope you get well soon. Love,
Corinne (Mom)
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Years after he had begun his work as a poet, Rainer Maria Rilke confessed that he
was still finding out what it took to do his job. “I am learning to see,” he wrote. “I don’t know why it is, but every-
thing enters me more deeply and doesn’t stop where it once used to.” Given the current astrological omens, you
have a similar opportunity, Pisces: to learn more about how to see. It won’t happen like magic. You can’t just sit
back passively and wait for the universe to accomplish it for you. But if you decide you really would like to be
more perceptive — if you resolve to receive and register more of the raw life data that’s flowing towards you —
you will expand and deepen your ability to see.
HOMEWORK: Make a prediction about where you’ll be and what you’ll be doing on January 1, 2020. Testify
at Freewillastrology.com.
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Rudy! The best, kindest most joyful pup. We
love you!
This is Blaze. I love her, but she's kind of a
snot. Her sister, Velcro, is a lot nicer.
Poko! You’re a scamp and love eating things
you shouldn't, but we love you so much
anyways. You’re one good pup.
Everyday is a Misha day or what else would
it be?!
Fancy & Rollo My Sweet Cherubs. Love,
Mom
#novathewunderdog She’s not my dog but I
love her so much. She can make a sad day
happy. Always full of spirit and playful ener-
gy. I’d share space with her any day. Thanks
for being such a cool dog, Nova. - Love,
Carrie