Jeff W. Ryder
White
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Clinic
Dental
Rolfi ng ® Structural Integration
Chiropractic • Cranial & Visceral
Manipulation • Acupuncture
541-344-8302 • 1400 Mill st, Eugene
EMERGENCY & ON-GOING DENTISTRY
for Low/No income residents of Lane County
Accepts OHP +Under Insured
Tawnya Madsen , J.D.
Cell 541.729.2350
Principal Broker/Attorney
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“You Say You Want a Revolution”
ACROSS
Sandberg
“galore”
31 Six-pointers, briefly
32 Saloth ___ (Pol Pot’s birth
DOWN
1 Name in men’s watches name)
33 Secondary result of a
2 Made amends
chemical reaction
3 Zeno’s followers
34 Film director Kazan
4 “Girl, Interrupted” char-
35 The last U.S. president
acter?
with a prominent mustache
5 Blue matter
36 X, of Twitch’s “Mister
6 Quality of voice
Rogers’ Neighborhood”
7 Enclosed in
8 Labor leader Jimmy who marathon, e.g.
mysteriously disappeared 37 “Frizzle ___” (1990 Prim-
9 ___ on thick (exaggerate) us album)
38 Electric can openers and
10 Extravagant
11 Portuguese, by default pencil sharpeners, e.g.
12 “The Real Housewives of 42 Guilty feeling
43 Nostalgic time, perhaps
Atlanta” star Leakes
13 “___ Yes!” (1970s political 46 Like porcelain dolls you
just know are staring right
placard)
at you
21 Way out there
47 Fly guys
22 Angler’s spear
48 Compared with
27 Break apart
50 “L’Absinthe” painter
28 “Oops! ... ___ It Again”
29 Disco-era term meaning 51 Lagoon surrounder
53 “Return of the Jedi”
moon
54 Afrobeat composer Kuti
55 “Quién ___?” (“Who
knows?”)
56 “Call Mr. ___, that’s my
name, that name again is
Mr. ___” (jingle from one of
Homer Simpson’s business
ventures)
57 Unspecified philoso-
phies
58 It might cover the
continent
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
40 “Back in the ___” (Beatles
tune)
41 Did some birthday prep
work, maybe
44 Bicycle shorts material
45 Sacred promise
46 Trucker’s compartment
49 Civic’s make
52 Like theremin noises,
usually
54 Toys that are making the
rounds in 2017 news?
58 Waitstaff’s handout
59 Crowdfunding targets
60 Moore of both “The Scar-
let Letter” and “Striptease”
61 Baldwin with a recent
stint on “SNL”
62 “The Five People You
Meet in Heaven” author
Mitch
63 Page for pundit pieces
64 Prior
65 Huge amounts
66 Cubs Hall of Famer
76
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7TH ANNUAL WHITEAKER GARAGE SALE SUN.
WELLNESS
SS Disability and SSI Representation and
Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell 132 E
Broadway #718, Eugene 541-343-9341
Acupuncture
GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
RELIEVE STRESS & PAIN AFFORDABLY Wise
Turtle Acupuncture offers community acu-
puncture Sliding scale $15-35. 500 Main
Suite
C1,
Spfd
541-731-1466
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S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop.
Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT!
871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm.
541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org
LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT .
Adoption/Family
Services
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call us
first. Living expenses, housing, medical,
and continued support afterwards. Choose
adoptive family of your choice. Call 24/7.
877-362- 2401
FOR SALE
Lawn & Garden
PLANNING YOUR NEXT HERB GARDEN? One of
the allowed exemptions in Oregon’s Water
Code for irrigating commercial marijuana
crops is rainwater harvesting. We have
3000 gallon polyethylene water storage
tanks in stock and local delivery is avail-
able. Deiss Feed & Seed, 5590 West 11th.
Eugene (541) 343-5007
Attorney/Legal
AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships,
Pets
Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p,
closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689-
1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr
10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970
W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See
our Pet of the Week!
PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
Insurance
UNINSURED? WE CAN HELP! Enrollment for
OHP (Oregon Health Plan) is open year-
round. For more information, Call Planned
Parenthood at 541-543-5484.
Medical Marijuana
OMMP PATIENTS with qualifying conditions.
Call Roni to check medical records/set up
appointment time 541-729-3913
Wellness
HEMP CBD PRODUCTS now in stock at Kickit
Vapors 9th and Main in Springfield. We have
gummies, vape pens, oils and isolate priced
affordably. Stop in and check us out
Monday through Saturday 10am to 8pm
and Sunday 10am to 5pm.
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for
Low/No income residents of Lane County.
Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-
8302
Yoga
SWEATY GANESH YOGA
15HP, RUNS WELL, LOADER WORKS WELL.
Price:$2500. Call: 5038774727
Hot and non-heated classes for all levels,
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M U S I C / E N T E R TA I N M E N T
HOME SERVICES
DIVORCE $155. Complete preparation.
Includes children, custody, support, proper-
ty and bills division. No court appearances.
Divorced in 1-5 weeks possible. 503-772-
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Film/Video/Photography
COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel
29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field
& Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616
or info@ctv29.org
Professional Services
WARP GRAFIX CUSTOM DECAL SHOP
115 N. Seneca Rd, Eugene, OR 97402
541-688-1152
Tax Preparation
ACCOUNTANTS ON THE GO! Affordable tax
preparation services. Specializing in small
business returns. 1040EZ’s as low as $50.
541-337-8120, Kim Johnson
R E A L E S TAT E
Realtors
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B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com)
1 Like “der” words, in Ger.
5 “48 Hours Investigates”
host Lesley
10 Bus route
14 Palindromic Italian digit
15 Jason who will play
Aquaman in 2018
16 Ride-sharing app
17 “Va-va-___!”
18 Bring together
19 “Hercules: The Legend-
ary Journeys” spinoff
20 Character on a cel
23 “Unleaded” drink
24 Maker of Centipede
25 Takes much too serious-
ly, for short?
26 “Carmen” highlight, e.g.
30 Some Italian models
33 Third-generation actress
who co-starred in “Jackie
Brown”
36 “The Secret ___ Success”
39 “Fences” star Davis
Moss Removal Free Est. Gutter Cleaning avg
home $85. Window cleaning, Same day
service. Moving hauling & more ALL OTHER
WORK $15-$25/HR Sr discounts Nate 541-
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mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on
Employment Opportunities, then on
Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program
Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702.
JUNE 4TH 9-2pm. Multiple households. Cool
stuff, free stuff. Maps for the sale will be
available at 1224 W. 4th Ave
SATOH BEAVER S370 4X4 COMPACT TRACTOR,
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R E N TA L S
Shared Housing
Building/Remodel
Lessons
“PUTTING THE ‘PLAY’ IN PIANO” Have you
always wanted to play piano? Or, perhaps
you played when you were young and are
yearning to play again? Our 10-week group
adult piano lessons have returned. Learn
theory, composition, improvisation,
sight-reading, performance, and more. New
York Times writer, Dena Kleiman, declares,
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BUILDING PLANS & PERMIT DRAWINGS
Remodeling? Need Permits?
www.crowdesignsolutions.com
OREGON STATE LAW requires anyone con-
tracting for construction work to be licensed
with the Construction Contractors Board. An
active license means the contractor is
bonded & insured. Verify CCB licenses at:
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Cleaning
EMPLOY MENT
Help Wanted
$DANCERS$ Tired of your current club!
SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts
available. No experience, can train.
Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517-
7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY!
RECEPTIONIST , part time Tues, Thurs-Sat,
9:45a-4:15p, Lane Co. Historical Museum.
$11.50/hr. Cash register/POS experience
required, history interest. Resume + cover
letter.
officemanager@lchm.org
541.682.6766
SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT
LOST YOUR JOB? Place a free line ad here
(up to 4 lines, 160 characters) for 2 weeks.
Briefly list your skills/experience & contact
info. Email to: office@eugeneweekly.com or
call 541-484-0519
QUIET, CLEAN smoke-free home. $400 mo.
Includes cable, TV, hi-speed Internet, W/D
and all utils. 541-515-2445
AUTOS
Cars
CASH FOR JUNK VEHICLES . Farm & metal,
etc. No title-Not running. Pay $$$ Cash.
541-517-6528
CONNIE’S CLEANING 1 time, monthly, week-
ly/bi-weekly. 26 yrs experience. Excellent
references, reasonable rates. 541-222-
0060
Hauling
THE RECYCLERS SINCE 1989 Jim Calhoun
541.953.6675 Gus Ramirez 541.514.4283
SPRING CLEAN UPS. Save on dump runs,
yardwork, bark delivery, chainsaw work,
hottubs, scrap removal
Recycling
FREE RECYCLING, FREE REMOVAL Unwanted
appliances, batteries, scrap metal, mowers,
bottles, cans. Tom 541-653-4475.
Yard & Garden
EARTHSCAPES PLUS
Spring cleanups weeding pruning weekly or
biweekly maintenance Senior dis 22yrsExp
Makeovers are our specialty 541-510-4333
LEGAL NOTICES
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE STATE OF
OREGON COUNTY OF LANE In the Matter of the
Estate of: NORMA LEE LORING, Deceased. Case
No. 17PB04033 NOTICE TO INTERESTED
PERSONS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
Cheryl A. Mitchell has been appointed Personal
Representative of the above estate. All per-
sons having claims against the estate are
required to present them, with vouchers
attached, to the Personal Representative at
the law office of Robert K. Naslund, 2295
Coburg Road, Suite 201, Eugene, Oregon
97401, within four months after the date of
first publication of this notice, or claims may
be barred. All persons whose rights may be
affected by the proceedings may obtain addi-
tional information from the records of the
court, the Personal Representative or the
attorney for the Personal Representative,
Robert K. Naslund, 2295 Coburg Road, Suite
201, Eugene, Oregon 97401. Dated and first
published: May 25, 2017. Robert K. Naslund,
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