MOVIES
BY RICK LEVIN
IN SPACE,
NO ONE CAN
HEAR YOU YAWN
Director Ridley Scott turns
the face-hugger on you
with the wretched,
cynical Alien: Covenant
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wants to repopulate the universe with perfect aliens, using
the human crew of the Covenant as big fleshy incubators,
but Walter, the more evolved android, has feelings.
To answer the question whether it’s better to serve in
heaven or reign in hell, David and Walter have a kick-ass
ninja fight right out of the X-Men movies. Who wins? Who
cares? (Spoiler alert: there will be a sequel.) Of course, the
film also wants to paint Walter as a kind of android-Jesus,
leading to a theological confusion that is silly at best.
Alien: Covenant is the cinematic equivalent of a me-
diocre man in mid-life crisis purchasing a red Corvette to
compensate for his waning vitality and diminishing rel-
evance. That Scott opts to rev his exhaust in our face for
two and a half hours should be grounds for a class-action
lawsuit.
Lest you think my objections to Alien: Covenant are
merely of the twee intellectual variety, I submit for your
perusal a sampling of the moral, technical and narrative
sins of this commodified bummer of a movie:
The violence of Covenant is vulgar, sadistic and as
languorously served up as a slo-mo money shot. During
the film’s one completely arbitrary sex scene, which looks
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onderous, pornographic and unforgivably dull,
Alien: Covenant proves once and for all that Rid-
ley Scott is the single biggest hack in contempo-
rary Hollywood — a director of such ignominious
bad faith that, faced with the morally bankrupt op-
tion of playing pimp or whore to his own reputation, he
simply chooses both.
Let us not dither here over tedious details like plot, be-
cause if you’ve seen one Alien rehash, you’ve now seen
them all: A big, clunky cargo ship with a crew in deep sleep
suddenly pops awake, only to receive a mysterious alien
transmission that it simply must investigate, against the
objections of certain lesser officers.
Draped over this musty skeleton of a story is a man-
gled and tendentious re-envisioning of the Judeo-Christian
myth of creation, which Scott and his six screenwriters
work over like drunken monkeys thumbing through the
Pentateuch.
At the center of it all stands poor Michael Fassbender in
the dual role of the androids’ David (get it?) and of Walter.
They stand in for God and Satan in this insipid retelling
of Milton’s Paradise Lost. The fascist devil android David
like something brother Tony Scott (Top Gun) might have
directed, two inexplicably showering crewmembers (Re-
ally? Erotic showering in the aftermath of a massacre?) are
gutted when the alien’s phallic tail slithers up the woman’s
leg.
Every single character is a bad stand-in for a previous
character in a previous Alien film.
The film is utterly lacking in suspense.
Instead of suspense, or even sense, it relies on cheap
scares and one-liners that culminate in Fassbender actually
saying, as he does his best Hannibal Lecter, “Night, night,
don’t let the bedbugs bite.”
After a protracted and incredibly absurd battle to the
death with an alien while cabled to the surface of a hov-
ercraft in swirling, tilting lift-off, Daniels — played by
Katherine Waterston in the butch Ripley role, right down to
nipples poking through her tank top — is approached from
behind by David/Walter. When he taps her on the shoulder,
she doesn’t so much as flinch.
The nonsense just goes on. There isn’t a thing about this
movie that doesn’t insult the intelligence of the audience,
right down to its trailer, a cobbled-together bit of consumer
fraud that should inspire a second class-action lawsuit.
With the original Alien, released in 1979, Scott some-
how managed to concoct a masterpiece of slow-broiling
horror and paranoia — a sci-fi thriller about a ragtag crew
of blue-collar workers in deep space, all of them remorse-
lessly sold out by an evil corporation that wants to cart
home the perfect weapon, an indestructible biological kill-
ing machine. The movie is gritty, artsy, excruciatingly sus-
pense and loaded with implication.
Almost four decades later, and Scott himself has be-
come that evil corporation, foisting a face-hugging beast
of prey on Hollywood audiences. Oh well: As they say,
there’s a sucker born every second. Alien: Covenant is an
amusement park run by a jaded barker who can’t confront
his own nihilism because it keeps paying the bills. (Broad-
way Metro, Cinemark 17, Regal Valley River) ■
ART WHITE LOTUS CELEBRATES
TALK A QUARTER CENTURY IN EUGENE
BY B O B K E E F E R
O
An artistic marriage creates a leading art gallery
ne day in 1984, a young Taiwanese woman spotted
an older American man standing at a traffic
intersection in Taipei. He looked confused. “He
looked like he was lost,” recalls Hue-Ping Lin. “I
asked if I could help him.”
Rather than trying to give complicated directions to
a foreigner, Lin ended up walking him the few blocks
to his destination. “I asked where he was from. He said
‘Oregon,’” Lin says. “I said, ‘I just got admitted to graduate
school at the University of Oregon.’”
She and Dick Easley, a former U.S. Navy officer turned
stockbroker turned art collector, were married on Jan. 2,
1985. Lin was 26; Easley was 50. Their marriage would
produce one of Eugene’s most prominent art galleries, the
White Lotus Gallery.
On Saturday, May 27, Lin and her staff at White Lotus
will open a show that celebrates a quarter century of
exhibiting fine Asian and Northwestern paintings, prints
and sculpture in Eugene. The exhibition will include work
by a range of artists the gallery has shown. Sadly, Easley
won’t be able to join the party; he died April 22 at the age
of 82.
In 1992, just a couple years before I decided to swerve
my newspaper career from news into art writing, I wandered
into the original White Lotus, soon after it opened — it
was at 2636 Willamette Street, in what is now a Mini Pet
Mart — and began what would become a slow, delicious
mentorship in Asian art from Lin and Easley.
In its early years, the gallery showed works from Easley’s
collection of mid-20th-century Japanese ukiyo-e prints,
which were as foreign and enticing to me as comic books
from another planet. Dick was always happy to introduce
work to a beginner, the way you might take someone to a
new restaurant that serves interesting but unfamiliar cuisine.
Soon White Lotus was also showing contemporary
paintings and prints collected by Lin on her regular trips to
Taiwan and China. Lin never went for flashy or expensive
work. “I wasn’t looking for what people wanted,” she
says. “I was looking for good, not-well-represented artists,
particularly female artists. I still feel pretty strongly that
they are under-represented. A lot of times we didn’t sell that
much.”
Lin would bring little-known Asian artists to Eugene to
attend their own shows. Most of them didn’t speak English,
and I soon found myself doing interviews in translation
with people like Wang Gongyi, Miao Hui-Xin and Su
Xing Pin — artists who have since gone on to international
acclaim.
The early days were slow. Few people found their
way to the tiny, out-of-the-way gallery. Then a strange
and unexpected thing happened: “Something called ‘the
internet,’” Lin says.
She and Easley built a website. “Then somebody called
one day from Minnesota,” she says. “I had to say we are a
very small gallery. ‘But you have exactly the kind of work
I’m looking for,’ the buyer said.” Soon they were selling
Asian art around the country.
The gallery’s reputation spread. In 1996 Lin and
Gordon Gilkey, Oregon’s most prominent print collector,
co-curated a show at the Portland Art Museum of
Contemporary Chinese Prints with work from more than
50 artists.
Gradually Easley and Lin began to include non-Asian
art at the gallery. The first Westerner to show there was
Gary Tepfer, with his photographs of Mongolia; another
was painter Jon Jay Cruson, whose work has always shown
a strong Asian influence.
One of the most spectacular non-Asian shows at the
gallery came in 2013, when it presented work by Morris
Graves, an Oregon native nationally known in the 1950s
as one of four Northwest mystic painters (the other three
were Guy Anderson, Kenneth Callahan and Mark Tobey).
It is perhaps fitting that one of Graves’ paintings, from
1945, is simply titled “Lotus.” ■
Twenty-five Years of the White Lotus Gallery opens with a reception from
1 pm to 5 pm Saturday, May 27, and runs through July 8 at the White Lotus
Gallery, 767 Willamette Street.
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