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I’m a 31-year-old gay male. I’ve been with my fiancé for three years, and we are getting married
in the fall. I’ve got a question about initiating sex in my sleep—I read somewhere that “sexsomnia”
is the “medical” term, but maybe the internet invented that? According to my fiancé, I have initiat-
ed or performed some kind of sex act in the middle of the night and then gone right back to sleep.
The next day, I don’t remember anything. This freaks me out for a couple of reasons: My body doing
things without my mind being in control is concerning enough, but it feels kinda rapey, since I doubt
I’m capable of hearing “no” in this state. My fiancé doesn’t feel that way; he finds it sexy. The other
thing—and maybe I shouldn’t have read so much Freud and Jung in college—is that I’m worried my
body is acting out desires that my conscious mind doesn’t want to acknowledge. According to my
fiancé, the last time I did stuff in my sleep, I rimmed him and told him how much I wanted to fuck
him. Rimming isn’t a typical part of our sex life (although I’d like it to be), and my fiancé has never
bottomed for anyone (I’ve topped guys in prior relationships, but in our relationship I’ve only bot-
tomed). Is my body doing things that my mind won’t admit it wants to do? Is there a way to prevent
it from happening?
Sexsomniac Hoping Eventually Eager Trysts Stop
Sexsomnia is a real and sometimes troubling phenomenon, SHEETS, and not something the inter-
net made up like Pizzagate or Sean Spicer. The American Academy of Sleep Medicine says sexsomnia
is real—a real clinical condition—but they prefer the fancier, more “medical” sounding name: sleep re-
lated abnormal sexual behaviors. Dr. Michel Cramer Bornemann, a lead researcher at Sleep Forensics
Associates (sleepforensicmedicine.org), describes sexsomnia as “sleepwalking-like behaviors that have
sexualized attributes.” And sleep-rimming your delighted fiancé definitely counts.
“Sexsomnia may be expressed as loud, obscene vocalizations from sleep (that are typically unchar-
acteristic of the individual while awake), prolonged or violent masturbation, inappropriate touch upon the
genitals, buttocks, and breast of a bed partner, and initiation of sexual intercourse,” said Dr. Bornemann.
“The vast majority of sleep disorders are not reflective of a significant underlying psychiatric condition.”
So your unconscious, late-night gropings/initiatings/rimmings don’t mean you secretly desire to be
an ass-eating top. And there’s no need to drag poor Sigmund or Carl into this, SHEETS, since you’re not
doing anything in your sleep that you don’t desire to do wide awake. You wanna rim your fiancé, you’ve
topped other guys and would probably like to top this one too—so neither of the examples you cite qual-
ify as desires your “conscious mind doesn’t want to acknowledge.” (Unless you wrote me in your sleep.)
Like all sleep disorders, sexsomnia is just something that happens to a very small number of people,
SHEETS, there’s no need to endow it with deeper meaning. Take it away, Dr. Bornemann…
expert,
“The brain is made of approximately 100 billion neurons, or electrical connections that allow effective
confidential
communication between brain subunits. As with all electrical systems, errors in transmission may oc-
care.
cur—these are called ‘switching errors.’ In sleep, switching errors may activate previously quiescent ar-
• Pregnancy
eas of
the brain while other areas remain off-line. In sleep-related behaviors, it is thought that deep-seat-
testing near the sleep-wake generating center become triggered, which activate primal automatic
ed subunits
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control
behaviors.
stated, electrical switching errors in sleep may unleash the animal that actually lies
within
us all—sometimes
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testing and to an extent that may have unintended criminal or forensics implications.”
In treatment
most cases, sexsomniacs will hump a pillow or jerk themselves off. The sexsomniacs who tend to
make • Emergency
the news—the ones we hear about—are the “unintended criminals” Dr. Bornemann alluded to, i.e.,
people
who’ve sexually assaulted someone while asleep. Luckily for you, SHEETS, your fiancé is okay
contraceptives
with • your “primal automatic behaviors.”
Annual wellness
But
you might wanna watch Sleepwalk with Me, an autobiographical film by Mike Birbiglia, a come-
exams
dian with a sleep disorder. Birbiglia wasn’t initiating sex in his sleep—he was jumping out of windows. A
danger to himself and others, he sought treatment and is no longer jumping out of windows in his sleep.
You’re not a danger to yourself or others currently, SHEETS, but if you got a new partner or your current
partner’s feelings about surprise, middle-of-the-night rimjobs were to change, you could be a danger. So
you should chat with a doctor now about drugs and/or other interventions.
“My catch-all advice is to read this book called The Promise of Sleep by Dr. William C. Dement,” said
Birbiglia in an e-mail after I shared your letter with him. “He’s sort of the father of sleep medicine. He talks
about sleep hygiene extensively, i.e., how to have the best night’s sleep possible by avoiding TV, eating
heavily, drinking, etc., a few hours before bed. I know this isn’t exactly an answer to SHEET’s specific
question, but getting a better night’s sleep could probably help him across the board in ways that he
doesn’t even realize.”
WE ARE
My boyfriend wants to visit a private gay sex dungeon in Europe this summer but we want to play
only with each other. Any tips on getting to play in an actual dungeon without having to put out for
the guy whose dungeon it is?
Requests A Curious Kinkster
Put Berlin on your itinerary, RACK, google “SM Apartments” or “Hoist Basements,” break out your credit
card, splurge, and send pics.
I’m a straight married male. My wife has a very close male FRIEND who happens to be in a poly
marriage. Recently, my wife said she would like us to be able to date others, have sex, romance,
etc., but still remain a married couple. She specifically wants to date her friend. I am struggling. I am
not closed off to having a conversation about nonmonogamy, but I struggle with the thought of her
having a boyfriend. I want to be able to give this to her, but I feel like my mind and body are not letting
me. Any advice is so much appreciated.
Help Understanding Spouse’s Blunt And New Demand
“Introducing nonmonogamy into an existing monogamous relationship can be tough, especial-
ly when it wasn’t your idea,” said Cunning Minx, host of the Polyamory Weekly podcast, who has been
providing poly news, advice, and insights to the masses since 2005 at polyweekly.com. “It’s even more
stressful when there is a potential partner waiting in the wings! Yikes!”
While Minx is a poly activist and advocate, HUSBAND, she thinks both parties need to be on the same
page before going poly. And before you take that step—if you take that step—Minx thinks you need to
ask yourself some questions. “HUSBAND should do a fear inventory,” said Minx. “What is he afraid of?
What would it mean to him if his wife had a boyfriend? What if she wanted to love a woman—does the
penis make a difference? If so, why? Then he should sit with his wife and take stock of the health of their
current relationship.”
You can say no to opening up your marriage, HUSBAND, but your wife may decide she wants out of the
marriage if no is the answer—basically, this is a circumstance where one of you is going to have to pay
a pretty steep price of admission. Either you’ll have to accept polyamory, or your wife will have to drop it.
There isn’t really a middle ground here—or is there?
“It’s perfectly acceptable for HUSBAND to self-identify as monogamous while his wife practices poly-
amory,” said Minx. “It’s a difficult path, and will require a high level of internal security and self-awareness
on his part, but ultimately your self-identity is your own decision.”
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