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33 “No you didn’t!”
35 Guns N’ Roses frontman
Rose
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thetized
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Fidelity”
39 Highest-ranked tourna-
ment player
41 Facepalmworthy
44 ___-TASS (Russian press
agency)
45 “The Five People You
Meet in Heaven” author
Mitch
47 Plumb of “The Brady
Bunch”
48 Drops in on
51 Mr. Hoggett’s wife, in
“Babe”
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53 Italian writer Umberto
54 “Top ___ mornin’ to you!”
56 “___ the Great Pumpkin,
Charlie Brown”
58 Historical medical book,
or literally what’s happening
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in “Othello”
10 Taqueria dessert, maybe
11 Cruet contents
12 Wildebeest
13 “Stay With Me” Gram-
my-winner Smith
21 Infuse (with)
22 Sch. that’s home to the
Wildcats in Durham
25 American competitor
26 Trap liquid?
27 Sean played by Melissa
McCarthy
28 Local
29 Far from drab
30 Texas city across the
border from Ciudad Juarez
DOWN
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1 Tattle
2 ___ avis (uncommon find) 34 Traffic sign warning
37 BBQ entree
3 Pig noise
40 ___ Lanka
4 Fine equine
5 Sports-channel-themed 42 They fall in line
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restaurant
wives”
6 Nair rival, once
7 “My package has arrived!” 46 Area sheltered from
the wind
8 September flower
49 “High ___” (Maxwell
Anderson play)
50 Period of inactivity
55 “The Lion King” meanie
57 Typhoon, e.g.
58 Toothpaste types
59 Analogous (to)
60 A little bit of everything
61 Sound-barrier word
62 “Z” actor Montand
63 Pikachu’s friend
64 Charlotte of “The Facts
of Life”
65 Sn, in chemistry
in this grid?
63 Johnson of TV’s “Laugh-
In”
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“exquisite” or “success” in
Japanese
67 Norwegian royal name
68 Spinnaker or jib
69 ___ Rock Pete (Diesel
Sweeties character)
70 Sushi ingredient
71 Coop denizens
72 “Carnival of the Animals”
composer Camille Saint-___
73 Eponymous developer of
a mineral scale
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5 30-ton computer intro-
duced in 1946
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15 ___ precedent
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17 Obama education secre-
tary Duncan
18 Exterminator’s targets
19 Reunion invitee
20 Harden, like adobe
23 Neutral area between N.
and S. Korea
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Julia Roberts
25 Battleship initials
28 ___ Lambert (recent
viral answer to the pub
quiz question “Who played
Skyler White?” where the
cheating team misread
Anna Gunn’s Wikipedia
entry)
31 Hog, wild?
--from parts unknown.
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