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& SEX
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Get yourself some weed lubricant
V
alentine’s Day is right around
the corner, and given the
state of affairs in this coun-
try, you might not be feeling
as happy as you should —
even if you’ve got a wonder-
ful significant other.
But weed lube might
help make up for this happi-
ness deficit by spicing things up in the bedroom, and
at a minimum, should help you briefly forget that one of
our president’s nicknames is “Cheeto.”
Cannabis lube does more than provide easy entry.
At the People’s Wellness Center on Centennial Loop,
Manager Jillian Mithun says the lubes are primarily a
“female lubricant,” and that the weed-infused lube
“moves blood to the clitoris and makes the whole
area a little more sensitive. Usually when a woman is
aroused a swelling in the clitoral area occurs. It will help
to aid this.”
And while we all know that this product is a lubricant,
don’t tell that to the Federal Drug Administration.
BY MIKE BIVINS
In order to legally market your weed lube
as lube it needs the FDA’s stamp of approval.
Sacred Herb Medicinals owner Erin McClas-
key says she ran into this roadblock, and has
since adjusted the labels for her Bend-based
company’s lubricant to say “intimate oil.”
Because the federal government is not
pot friendly, don’t expect this to change
anytime soon.
Though marketed for females, this oil
is very versatile. McClaskey, who says she
first saw weed lube made during her days
as a Deadhead 20 years ago, has heard
positive reports of men using weed lube
on solo missions, as well as positive re-
ports about use from same-sex couples.
But does it get you high? That’s where
things get hazy, because, similar to when
smoking weed, your mileage may vary.
“A lot of people do get a psychoactive
effect,” McClaskey says. “A lot of people
feel a little high or euphoric.”
Seattle’s The Stranger reported in 2015 on a can-
nabis lube that “gets you high as fuck” during anal sex.
On the other hand, Eugene OG’s manager, Alex
Traylor, who says he has used weed lube, says that,
“In no way, shape or form are there any psychoactive
effects. It creates a euphoric effect, heat in the area,
and just kinda gets into your system. But you don’t get
a body high.”
The mystery of the experience might make you
more eager to try the intimate oil. But going
back to its versatility, weed lube also ap-
pears to have a therapeutic effect.
Both McClaskey and Traylor say that if
women put the weed lube on the end of a
tampon before use it can help to ease men-
strual cramps.
If you’re convinced weed lube is for you,
you’ll have to take what you can get in
stores, because, like so many other can-
nabis companies, Sacred Herb Medici-
nals has been impacted by the new and
strict Oregon recreational marijuana rules.
McClaskey says that after being out of
business for three months in order to sat-
isfy the Oregon Liquor Control Commis-
sion’s licensing requirements, her latest
line of weed lube should be hitting weed
shops just in time for Valentine’s Day. The
one-ounce containers should retail for
around $30.
And remember, these are oils, and if
sex
ed. classes taught us anything it’s that
PHOTO BY
DANIELMROBBINS.COM
oil breaks down condoms. So be mindful. ■
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