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Eugene Fencers Club
DC, LAc, Certifi ed Rolfer™
Roosevelt Middle School
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30 Roman numeral
that almost spells a
man’s name
31 Reed evoked
in “Eats, Shoots &
Leaves”
35 Bridges in Holly-
wood
37 Hebrew song
whose title is a
repeated name
38 Dove
42 “When ___ Lies” (R.
Kelly single)
43 Corrupt person
45 Drab
46 Support system?
47 51-Across player
48 Wide-bottomed
glass
50 Island castle on
Lake Geneva
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GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p,
closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689-
1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr
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Bicycles
“American Horror
Story”
11 Oscar-winning role
for Julia
12 CX-5 or CX-9, e.g.
13 IUD component
14 Some ceremonial
DOWN
dinners
1 Some hotels
25 Shipmate of Her-
2 Company that
mes and Fry
burns down at the
end of “Office Space” 26 Analog computers
once used for trigo-
3 Country on the
nometry
Strait of Gibraltar
28 Ester found in
4 1968 hit for the
vegetable oils and
Turtles
5 Photoshop feature animal fats
that remedies some 30 Strong position
until 2014
flash effects
31 “Hell if I know”
6 Table linens
32 Fact-finder’s
7 Go over
volume
8 A few pointers to
33 Friend’s address in
check during an
Acapulco?
exam?
34 Nestle Purina
9 Tripping
Petcare line
10 McDermott of
35 Org. that recogniz-
es the Ricoh Women’s
British Open
36 “If You’ll Let This
Fool Back In” singer
Greenwood
39 Perform perfectly
40 Part of a late-night
noise complaint,
maybe
41 Lamented loudly
44 Longtime NHL left
wing Bob
49 Reunion de la
familia attendee
50 300
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53 Science that may
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“One 800”
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
1 Versifier, archaically
6 Pharisee whose
meeting with Jesus
inspired the phrase
“born again”
15 Florida lizard
16 Still
17 Not going any-
where
18 Docked
19 Right a wrong
20 Comedian with an
eponymous show on
Adult Swim
21 Trap bait
22 Busted
23 Show on Show-
time, for instance
24 Officially approved,
as a campus
26 Numerical IDs
27 Shape-saving
inserts
28 Bond maker
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