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36 -
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signals / dissent
38 Tattoos, / in slang
41 & 42. Tonight
42 -
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young ‘un
45 & 46. WWE Hall / of Fam-
er / who’s now / “The Body ...
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46 -
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slang
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51 Lyle who / was seen / on
old TV / sitcoms
55 Star who / is not as /
notable
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once
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vroom in / neutral
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by in / “Twister”
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chorale, / perhaps
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chips in
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perhaps
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casket
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“grandma” / moniker / (i.e.,
as per / Sheldon)
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facts
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on / a keypad
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January
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forest
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Withers
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and on, / on and on ...
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crime
13 Eye sore?
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boxer / expects
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on!”)
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moment ...”
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hybrids / that are / usually
/ flakier
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boxy / display
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“-peptics”
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boss man / Michael
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40 It bears / nuts now /
used in a / limited / variety
/ of Pepsi
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50 Nervous
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53 Pacific / plus all / the rest
54 Care for
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58 Run into
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