FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E Z S N Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The next four weeks could potentially be a Golden Age of Friendship … a State of
Grace for Your Web of Connections … a Lucky Streak for Collaborative Efforts. What can you do to ensure that these
cosmic tendencies will actually be fulfilled? Try this: Deepen and refine your approach to schmoozing. Figure out
what favors would be most fun for you to bestow, and bestow them. Don’t socialize aimlessly with random gad-
abouts, but rather gravitate toward people with whom you share high ideals and strong intentions.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): On a clear day, if you stand at the summit of Costa Rica’s Mount Irazú, you can see
both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. It’s not hard to get there. You can hop a tourist bus in the nearby city of San
José, and be 11,200 feet high two hours later. This is a good model for your next assignment: Head off on a stress-
free jaunt to a place that affords you a vast vista. If you can’t literally do that, at least slip away to a fun sanctuary
where you’ll be inspired to think big thoughts about your long-range prospects. You need a break from everything
that shrinks or numbs you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A filmmaker working on a major movie typically shoots no more than four pages of
the script per day. A director for a TV show may shoot eight pages. But I suspect that the story of your life in the
near future may barrel through the equivalent of 20 pages of script every 24 hours. The next chapter is especially
action-packed. The plot twists and mood swings will be coming at a rapid clip. This doesn’t have to be a problem as
long as you are primed for high adventure. How? Take good care of your basic physical and emotional needs so
you’ll be in top shape to enjoy the boisterous ride.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The city of Paris offers formal tours of its vast sewer system. Commenting at an on-
line travel site, one tourist gave the experience five stars. “It’s a great change of pace from museums full of art,” she
wrote. Another visitor said, “It’s an interesting detour from the cultural overload that Paris can present.” According
to a third, “There is a slight smell but it isn’t overpowering. It’s a fascinating look at how Paris handles wastewater
treatment and clean water supply.” I bring this up, Cancerian, because now is a favorable time for you to take a
break from bright, shiny pleasures and embark on a tour of your psyche’s subterranean maze. Regard it not as a
scary challenge, but as a fact-finding exploration. What strategies do you have in place to deal with the messy,
broken, secret stuff in your life? Take an inventory.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “When I look at a sunset, I don’t say, ‘Soften the orange a little on the right hand corner, and
put a bit more purple in the cloud color.’” Pioneering psychologist Carl Rogers was describing the way he observed
the world. “I don’t try to control a sunset,” he continued. “I watch it with awe.” He had a similar view about people.
“One of the most satisfying experiences,” he said, “is just fully to appreciate an individual in the same way I appre-
ciate a sunset.” Your assignment, Leo, is to try out Rogers’ approach. Your emotional well-being will thrive as you
refrain from trying to “improve” people — as you see and enjoy them for who they are.
I Saw You
I T ’ S F R E E T O P L AC E A N I S AW YO U ! E M A I L : I S AW YO U @ E U G E N E W E E K LY.C O M
GAD
PEEK-A-BOO
Have we grown to where we can resume talking
by phone, e mail, or in person-on a new level?
(I’, tuned in to your at any distance; but it could
be wonderful to be closer.) If so, may I invite
you/share how I can? XGS
I saw you on the EmX, you saw me, too. It takes
a confident soul to dance to music no one else
can hear, thank you for brightening my eve-
ning. It’s nice to see another smile when there
are so many frowns.
D AT I N G S E R V I C E S
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I S AW YOU
EMX TO SPRINGFIELD
Jeremy, that was a lovely chat. Incredibly
pleased to meet you. Until our paths cross
once again, take care.
I SAW YOU
(UFO SPOTTED OVER LONE PINE DRIVE).
tearing someone else down, to make yourself
feel better. I heard you say mean things just to
get a laugh. You were a bully. It hurt my heart
because I know you are a better human than
that
Hey everyone, better hold on to your pinael
glands, King William and his cannibalistic
Anunaki motorcycle gang are hyped up on
amphetamines again! Rumor has it someone
broke the lock on their freezer&stole all the
meat!
LIGHTING STRIKES
Butterflies in my stomach Watching you dance
Charming Sweet Sexy I think Yes let’s give this
try. Ask me again RJJ xo
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The future is headed your way in a big hurry. It may not be completely here for a few
weeks, but even then it will have arrived ahead of schedule. Should you be alarmed? Should you work yourself into
an agitated state and draw premature conclusions? Hell, no! Treat this sudden onrush of tomorrow as a bracing
opportunity to be as creative as you dare. Cultivate a beginner’s mind. Be alert for unexpected openings that you
assumed would take longer to appear.
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): More than one-third of all pregnancies are unintended. The two people involved aren’t
actually trying to make a baby, but their contraceptive measure fails or isn’t used at all. According to my analysis,
you heterosexual Libras are now more prone to this accidental experience than usual. And in general, Libras of
every sexual preference must be careful and precise about what seeds they plant in the coming weeks. The new
growth you instigate is likely to have far-reaching consequences. So don’t let your choice be reckless or uncon-
scious. Formulate clear intentions. What do you want to give your love to for a long time?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I was a rock musician for years, which meant that I rarely went to bed before dawn. I
used to brag that my work schedule was from 9 to 5 — 9 pm to 5 am, that is. Even after I stopped performing regu-
larly, I loved keeping those hours. It was exhilarating to be abuzz when everyone else was asleep. But two months
ago, I began an experiment to transform my routine. Now I awake with the dawn. I spend the entire day consorting
with the source of all life on earth, the sun. If you have been contemplating a comparable shift in your instinctual
life, Scorpio — any fundamental alteration in your relationship to food, drink, exercise, sleep, perception, laughter,
love-making — the next few weeks will be a favorable time to do it.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You Sagittarians are often praised but also sometimes criticized for being
such connoisseurs of spontaneity. Many of us admire your flair for unplanned adventure, even though we may
flinch when you unleash it. You inspire us and also make us nervous as you respond to changing circumstances
with unpremeditated creativity. I expect all these issues to be hot topics in the coming weeks. You are in a phase of
your cycle when your improvisational flourishes will be in the spotlight. I, for one, promise to learn all I can from the
interesting detours that result from your delight in experimentation.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn world-changer Martin Luther King Jr. was arrested and sent to jail
on 29 different occasions. His crimes? Drawing inspiration from his Christian faith, he employed nonviolent civil
disobedience to secure basic civil rights for African Americans. He believed so fiercely in his righteous cause that
he was willing to sacrifice his personal comfort again and again. The coming months will be a favorable time to
devote yourself to a comparable goal, Capricorn. And now is a good time to intensify your commitment. I dare you
to take a vow.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The birds known as mound-builders are born more mature than other species. As
soon as they peck themselves out of their eggs, they are well-coordinated, vigorous enough to hunt, and capable
of flight. Right now I see a resemblance between them and many of you Aquarians. As soon as you hatch your new
plans or projects — which won’t be long now — you will be ready to operate at almost full strength. I bet there won’t
be false starts or rookie mistakes, nor will you need extensive rehearsal. Like the mound-builders, you’ll be primed
for an early launch.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You are not purely and simply a Pisces, because although the sun was in that
astrological sign when you were born, at least some of the other planets were in different signs. This fact is a good
reminder that everything everywhere is a complex web of subtlety and nuance. It’s delusional to think that anyone
or anything can be neatly definable. Of course it’s always important to keep this in mind, but it’s even more crucial
than usual for you to do so in the coming weeks. You are entering a phase when the best way to thrive is to know
in your gut that life is always vaster, wilder, and more mysterious than it appears to be on the surface. If you revere
the riddles, the riddles will be your sweet, strong allies.
HOMEWORK: Embark on a week-long crusade to raise the level of well-being everywhere you go. Be inspiring!
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