FREE WILL
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ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E ZN Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The poet Charles Baudelaire prayed for help, but not to God — rather he prayed to
the writer Edgar Allan Poe. Novelist Malcolm Lowry sometimes pleaded with God to give him insight, but he also
prayed to the writer Franz Kafka. I really like this approach to seeking guidance, and recommend it to you in the
coming days. Which hero, dead or alive, could you call on to uplift you? What amazing character might bring you
the inspiration you need? Be brazen and imaginative. The spirits could be of more help than you can imagine.
Magic is afoot.
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MEN SEEK ING MEN
Looking for a mutually and joyous adven-
ture with a healthy optimistic woman who
is financially, emotionally, and otherwise
secure. Are you open to new ideas and like
to have fun? blueboy, 58
want to try new things, looking for a dis-
creet experience good looking and horny!
4good, 50
WOMEN SEEK ING MEN
KOOL KALLIPYGOUS KAT
Looking for one to love unconditionally. UL,
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AT THE BEACH
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): U.S. Confederate General Richard S. Ewell (1817-1872) sometimes experienced
episodes in which he truly thought he was a bird. Princess Alexandria of Bavaria (1826-1875) believed that
when she was young, she had eaten a glass piano. Then there was the Prussian military offi cer Gebhard Leb-
erecht von Blucher (1742-1819), who imagined he was pregnant with an elephant. Sad and funny and crazy,
right? And yet it’s my understanding that all of us have fi xed delusions. They are less bizarre than those I cited,
but they can still be debilitating. What are yours, Taurus? Do you secretly believe that a certain turning point in
your past scarred you forever? Are you incorrectly wracked with anger or guilt because of some event that may
not have actually happened the way you remember it? Here’s the good news: Now is an excellent time to shed
your fi xed delusions.
I run on the beach (weather permitting!)
and practice yoga. Singer, songwriter, per-
cussionist, dancer. Seals at sunset, travel
and hot springs. The natural world always
calls me to return. yaquinalady, 62, ☎, g
FINDING YOUR TREASURE
With maturity you find the most valuable
assets in the heart; greatest riches; Two,
with Gaia our mentor, Sun our nourisher,
Knowledge our Power. Offering: Beautiful
body, mind, spirit. Call. StarrBeorn, 58, g
DANCIN AND BLUES
Looking for someone to “hang out with”.
Open minded, likes to dance and debate.
Books/movies that make you think.
Irreverent humor. “Semi-home body”.
Long talks, no sports, art, travel. Family.
dancinlady, 62, g
RENAISSANCE MAN
Unique, out of the box type, beyond labels,
a hybrid of lifestyles, nice guy, intellectual,
sensitive, easy going, reserved at first,
seeks compatible long term partner, friend-
lover, soul mate. Maverick, 49
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Philosopher Eckhart Tolle suggests that “there may be one person who refl ects your
love back to you more clearly and more intensely than others.” For some of us, this numinous refl ection comes
from a special animal. Whatever is the case for you, Gemini, I urge you to devote extra time to your relation-
ship with this creature in the next 14 days. Meditate on how you could provide more nurturing and inspiration.
Brainstorm about the possibility of deepening your connection. What practical actions could you take to boost
your loved one’s fortunes?
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The Cancerian soprano Kirsten Flagstad was regarded as one of the great operatic
singers of the 20th century. Critic Desmond Shawe-Taylor said that “No one within living memory surpassed her
in sheer beauty and consistency of line and tone.” She specialized in the operas of German composer Richard
Wagner, whose master work, The Ring of the Nibelung, takes 15 hours to perform. Flagstad was asked to name
the single most important thing she needed in order to perform Wagner’s music with the excellence it demanded.
Her answer: comfortable shoes. Regard that as good advice for your own life and work, Cancerian — both literally
and metaphorically. It’s time to get really well-grounded.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Have you ever been in a social situation where you really didn’t care what anyone
thought of you and therefore felt absolutely free to act on your inner promptings? When was the last time you
lost all your inhibitions and self-consciousness while making love? Can you truly say that sometime recently
you have been totally responsive to your festive impulses? If you have experienced any blockages in express-
ing this type of energy, now is a perfect moment to fi x that. You have a date with robust, innocent self-expres-
sion.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Norwegian public television is experimenting with a phenomenon called Slow TV. In
one reality show, the main character built a fi re with logs and kept it burning for 12 hours. In another program,
patient viewers watched for fi ve days as a cruise ship made its way along the Norwegian coast. A third show
featured a woman knitting a sweater from start to fi nish. I wish you would get hooked on slow-motion activities
like those, Virgo. Maybe it would help you lower your thoughts-per-minute rate and infl uence you to take longer,
deeper breaths and remember that relaxation is an art you can cultivate. And then you would be in righteous
alignment with the cosmic rhythms.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’re smarter than you think you are, and soon you will be even smarter. Previ-
JEANS PARK LOVER
MEN SEEK ING WOMEN
PROFESSORIAL MIND CANDY!
New to Corvallis. Would like to run/hike/
hang wherever with someone who has a
sense of humor. Witty, very active and fit
50ish male seeks similar woman. Peace!
IDIGHAFIZ, 55, g
GENTLE, HONEST, EASY
SWM, 49 years of age, 5’6”, 195 pounds,
brown hair and green eyes. never married,
no children. Am looking for SWF’s between
21 and 40 for friendship and dating. tallen-
lark63, 50, g
REALLY NOW
66 year male, yoga, hot tubing, entangle-
ment grappling, some meditation, undulat-
ing dance, 3 bedroom house, comfortably
pillows,where are you my slender dynamic
vital half of my circle. red_catipillar, 66, ☎,
JUST FRIENDS
UNKNOWNSOLDIER- WHAT IF?..
...I would tell you I feel the exact same way..
you never lost me, just seemed that way..I
love you like no other, ‘tis here to stay.. tell-
me-what-to-do-to-make-you come this
way. SCL, 42
EXPERINCE LIFE
Just starting over in life. Kids are grown, out
of a relationship, Ready to explore life.
snowhite, 39
DIRRRTY BASS DANCER
I’m deliciously delightful.I moved2 the area
recently and have been looking for more
friends to expand with. Ivanna grow learn,
do epic shitn make this world a better
place.....mmmmhmmm :-). lovely, 25
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and playing
guitar. wayler_zero, 29, g
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ously inaccessible wisdom is seeping up from the depths of your subconscious mind, making its way to your
conscious awareness. Your eyes are noticing more than they usually do. Your memory is working at peak levels.
And your enhanced ability to entertain paradoxical ideas is giving you special insight into the nature of reality.
What will you do with this infl ux of higher intelligence? I suggest you focus its full force on one of your knottiest
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The Paris Review interviewed Mexican poet Octavio Paz. “Just how much revising
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be right. But if there’s a danger in revising, there is much more danger in not revising. I believe in inspiration, but I
also believe that we’ve got to help inspiration, restrain it, and even contradict it.” I bring this up, Scorpio, because
I believe you are ripe for a phase of intense revision. Inspiration has visited you a lot lately, but now it will sub-
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Costa Rica will be closing its zoos in 2014. What will happen to the 400 or
so animals that are housed there? They will have to be rehabilitated at animal rescue centers and then released
into the wild. I suspect there will be a metaphorically similar process going on for you in the coming months,
Sagittarius. Parts of your instinctual nature will, in a sense, be freed from captivity. You will need to fi nd ways to
retrain your animal intelligence how to function outside of the tame conditions it got used to.
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Will fate kick your sweet ass sometime soon? Quite possibly. You may be
compelled to face up to the consequences of your unloving actions or unconscious decisions. I’m pleased to tell
you, however, that you might be able to dramatically minimize or even neutralize the butt-thumping. How? Go
over the events of the last 11 months, and identify times when you weren’t your very best self or didn’t live up to
your highest ideals. Then perform rituals of atonement. Express your desire to correct wrong turns. Give gifts that
will heal damaged dynamics.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Bill Withers became a big star in the 1970s
with hits like “Ain’t No Sunshine” and “Lean on Me.” But he hasn’t recorded a new album since 1985, nor has
he toured. What happened? In Still Bill, the documentary fi lm about his life, Withers says, “I watch other people
show off and I say, man, I used to want to show off. If I could just get, you know, moved to. I need a little injection
in my showin’ off gland.” I wish you could get an injection like that, too, Aquarius. I’d like to see you show off
more. Not in a contrived, over-the-top, Lady Gaga-esque way. Rather, the purpose would be to get more aggres-
sive in showing people who you are and what you can do. I want your talents and assets to be better known.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I have a feeling that your value will be rising in the coming weeks. An attractive
person you thought was out of your league may express curiosity about you. You could get an offer to do an in-
teresting job or task that you had previously considered unavailable. I bet your reputation will be growing, mostly
for the better. Who knows? If you put a half-eaten piece of your toast for sale on eBay, it might sell for as much as
if it were Justin Timberlake’s toast. Here’s the upshot: You should have confi dence in your power to attract bigger
rewards and more appreciation.
HOMEWORK : Forget all you know about gratitude. Act as if it’s a new emotion you’re tuning into for the fi rst
time. Then let it rip.
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