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deadlines. So here we go…
I’m a 31-year-old genderqueer in Brooklyn with a large family on Long Island. My only sister
got engaged 48 hours ago, and she’s moving fast on planning the wedding. I have two ques-
tions.
Number one question: I texted my sister the only date I wasn’t available in the next two years,
which is Columbus Day weekend 2013. I have my 10-year college reunion, which I’ve been or-
ganizing. My sister texted me back that they picked this Columbus Day weekend for the wed-
ding even though they have no idea if the places they want will be booked up. It quickly came
out that they didn’t check with anyone about potential confl icts. She wants me to be the maid
of honor, and I’m not sure what to do. She’s really upset with me. Columbus Day weekend is of
no signifi cance to them (it’s not the anniversary of the date they met or anything), and I can’t
reschedule the reunion.
Number two question: I was born female but do not identify that way. I’m genderqueer and do
not look like a girl. I have not worn a dress in 10 years and feel like I’m in drag in one. In the past,
my sister said she would consider putting me in a pantsuit-ish kind of thing at her wedding,
which would be great, but I am worried that now I’m rocking the boat too much with this Colum-
bus Day thing and I don’t know if I should just leave it alone. My girlfriend, who is very pretty
and feminine, said if I had to wear a dress, she’d go in a suit and bow tie.
Dan, help! If for some reason my sister can’t get her weekend, it will be because they’re rush-
ing and everything is booked, but I have already caused trouble! Is it worth it to fi ght for the
pantsuit thing, or should I just leave it alone and do what she wants?
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Number one answer: If your sister didn’t check with anyone—not members of her immediate
family, not members of her bridal party—about potential confl icts, then your sister should’ve
anticipated that some of the folks wouldn’t be able to attend. Folks who aren’t getting married
have lives and commitments of their own, which means they can have confl icts, and your sister
could’ve worked around those confl icts if she had cared to ask about them. But she didn’t care
to ask, because she seems to be one of those brides-to-be who think an engagement ring on her
fi nger puts her ass at the center of the universe. Here’s hoping your sister can’t get the venue she
wants and has to reschedule. If that doesn’t happen, TYSM, tell your sister you’ll be with her in spirit
and send a gift.
Number two answer: The fact that your sister has been engaged for 48 hours and is already furi-
ous with her maid-of-honor-elect is a bad sign. You’ll be doing yourself, both families, and your
sister a service if you stand up to her now. A little pushback now will either prevent your sister
from going Bridezilla or get you dropped from the wedding party. You literally can’t lose. So tell
your sister now that you’re delighted to be her maid of honor, if scheduling allows, and that you
look forward to shopping for a pantsuit that matches her dress and the dresses of her bridal party.
If she tells you that you have to wear a dress to be her maid of honor, TYSM, then it’s clear that the
dress is more important to your sister than the person wearing it, and you should tell her to fi nd
someone else to model it at her wedding.
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A gay friend of mine is getting married in Seattle, and we’re hoping to throw him a most excel-
lent bachelor party. However, as a straight dude, I’m fairly clueless about gay strip clubs in the
Seattle area. Can you please recommend one or two good ones?
Straight Best Man
There are no gay strip clubs in Seattle, SBM, I’m sorry to say. You can blame the Washington State
Liquor Control Board for that sad fact. Adults in Seattle can look at naked people or they can have a
drink, but they can’t have a drink while looking at naked people. While there’s enough demand for
naked ladies in Seattle to make non-booze-servin’ straight strip clubs economically viable, there
isn’t enough demand for naked boys to make gay strip clubs economically viable. (And people
have tried.) There is, however, a great gay strip club in Portland, Oregon, called Silverado. If gay
strippers are a must, plan a road trip as well as a bachelor party.
My boyfriend and I are talking about getting married, and I am incredibly excited about marry-
ing this awesome dude. My problem is that my ideal engagement ring is something that looks
nice but is cheap. Seriously, a $50 ring would be perfect. I don’t want something expensive
because (A) it’ll make me paranoid about losing it/having it stolen, and (B) I’d rather use the
money for something else, like a house. However, my guy wants to spend about a grand on an
engagement/wedding ring set. Given his income, this is far from an outrageous expense, but
I’d still rather have my $50 cubic zirconia. I’ve talked with him about this, and we joke about
how the stereotypical roles are reversed here, with me being the one who wants to go cheap
and him wanting something more. But he’s holding fast. Any ideas how I might be able to get
my way and make him see that he’s my prize, not the jewelry?
Not A Ring Girl
The difference between the engagement ring you’d prefer and the ring set your fi ancé wants to
buy—$950—ain’t nothin’, NARG, but it’s not enough to buy a fucking house. I could see digging in
your heels if your fi ancé wanted to spend twenty grand on a ring, as that kind of money would go a
long way toward a down payment; I could see going to war if he was planning to go into debt to buy
you a rock. But learning to pick your battles is the secret to a happy, successful marriage, NARG,
and the difference between a $50 ring and a far from outrageous $1,000 ring set isn’t worth fi ght-
ing about. You want to make him see that he’s your prize? Let him have his way on this.
My brother and his new wife had a three-way with a male hotel receptionist while on their hon-
eymoon. I don’t have a problem with three-ways in theory, but I think it’s wrong to have one on
your fucking honeymoon. I was their best man. What am I supposed to do now?
Disgusted Big Bro
You’re supposed to shut the fuck up and mind your own business—now and always.
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