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Monogamous couples have one rule about fucking other people—“don’t fuck other people”—but
nonmonogamous couples have all sorts of different rules, TOP, and sometimes a particular cou-
ple’s particular rules make it hard for a third to verify that the partnered person he’s sleeping with
is, in fact, in an honest and healthy open relationship.
That said, most couples with a “don’t want to know about the other people you’re fucking” rule—
and that’s a pretty common rule—also have a rule against getting emotionally involved with the
other people they’re fucking. So if it’s against the rules for the guy you’re seeing to introduce his
boy-on-the-side to his boyfriend, TOP, odds are good that swapping “I love yous” with his boy-on-
the-side is against the rules, too.
Someone is being lied to here. Either this guy is lying to you about being in an open relationship
or he’s lying to his boyfriend about not getting emotionally involved with the other guys he fucks.
Whichever it is, TOP, I don’t see a future for you with this guy—or much of a future for him and his
boyfriend, frankly.
But to answer your question: No, TOP, don’t relax. DTMFA.
I’m a feminine, submissive dyke. My girlfriend is absolutely amazing, and our sex life is awe-
some and really kinky. The problem is two of my friends. I’ve formed a pretty tight trio with two
hot, funny tops. I’ve got tiny, manageable crushes on them both. My girlfriend knows, but she’s
secure enough in our relationship that she isn’t bothered by it. The problem? My friends are
fucking each other. They’re also in happy open relationships with other women. Sounds great,
right? Even though they’re great friends most of the time, they defi nitely leave me feeling like
the third wheel once in a while. How can I gently remind them that, even though they’re not
sleeping with me, I’d like a little more platonic attention friendship-wise?
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I just started an intense relationship with a guy who has a boyfriend. This guy and I love each
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we’re in love, and he said yes. So why the secrecy? My lover’s only explanation is that his boy-
friend doesn’t want to know about the guys he fucks around with. The whole situation is starting
to make me uneasy. I can’t fi gure out why I want to know more about his boyfriend. Is it so I can
verify that he’s not cheating, or that jealousy is an issue for them and that’s why I can’t meet
him? I do know that I wish my lover would be more open with me. Should I just relax?
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I suppose you could sit your friends down and say, “Hey, when you two move out of your friends-
in-open-relationships-with-benefi ts honeymoon phase, I could use a little more friends-without-
benefi ts attention.” But there’s almost no way to say that without coming across like a jealous,
controlling bag of dykenuts, SUB. So I would urge you to hang back and trust that this honeymoon
phase, like all honeymoon phases, will eventually pass, and these two friends will have more time
for you in the future.
In the meantime, fuck your girlfriend lots and hang out with other friends. And remember: When
you’re feeling like the third wheel, SUB, it’s because you’re probably functioning as the third wheel.
While fi rst and second wheels can make an effort to prevent thirds from feeling like the thirds they
are, thirds that make a decision to roll elsewhere generally wind up feeling better.
You are so fun! My hubby is 62 and I am 52. We are empty nesters now and we love it! We are
experimenting sexually, but my blowjobs don’t do it for him. I’ve watched videos, read articles,
and fi nally bought some fl avored lube. He loves having his balls licked while I jerk him off. But
what can I do about my blowjobs?!? Any advice would be great!
Ho Ho Ho
My advice: Lick your hubby’s balls while you jerk him off.
Your husband either can’t get off from a blowjob alone—and there are men out there who can’t—
or your blowjobs just don’t do it for him. In the interest of marital harmony, HHH, let’s give your
blowjobs the benefi t of the doubt and assume that your husband is one of those guys who can’t be
gotten off by blowjob alone.
If you love sucking dick and your blowjobs are in no way traumatizing—if they don’t leave your
husband curled up on the fl oor sobbing—then go ahead and blow your husband. Telling him the
blowjobs are for you, HHH, will take the pressure off him and—who knows?—he may relax and
enjoy the blowjob more. He might even get off.
Bonus pro tip: You know that fl avored lubes don’t do anything for the person being blown, right?
They’re for people who don’t like the taste of dick, HHH, and it doesn’t sound like you’re one of those
people. Until they come out with Chord Overstreet–fl avored or Cheyenne Jackson–fl avored lube,
there’s no reason you should be slathering your hubby’s dick with artifi cial fl avorings and aspar-
tame.
I’m a Canadian 25-year-old gay man in a four-year relationship with a 22-year-old. Over the
course of our relationship, we’ve explored each other’s kinks and been very understanding and
GGG. The sex is amazing and varied. The problem: He has this fantasy that I’m having trouble
pulling off. He wants me to piss in his ass. But peeing while erect is not my forte. I’ve tried, but I
have to concentrate on peeing to actually go, and that just resulted in my going soft while I was
inside him. By the time the urine was actually fl owing, my dick was so soft that his sphincter
was actually pinching my urethra closed, making it impossible for me to pee. He hasn’t bot-
tomed in a couple of years, since I realized how much I love it, so I’m assuming his tightness
isn’t helping. I just can’t think of what more I can do to fulfi ll this fantasy for him. Do I need to
just learn how to pee while erect or is there an easier way? I’m stumped and worried I won’t be
able to make this happen for him.
Dripping Out Urine Confounds His Enema
I’m going to assume that you two are in a committed relationship, that you’ve both been tested
and have either no STIs or the same STIs, that neither of you is having unprotected sex with anyone
else, that you rarely eat asparagus or beets, that you don’t plan on doing this in front of your pets,
etc.
Okay, DOUCHE, I feel like Santa Claus right now because I have the perfect toy to put under your
tree. (Your tree is still up, right?) Go to forttroff.com, click “Enter,” search “ass tunnel,” then watch
the video demo. It’s an after-Christmas miracle. (For the idiots in my readership, that link is NSFW.
And, yes, I’m assuming DOUCHE and his BF celebrate Christmas. But only because all the piss-in-
assers I’ve ever known were homeschooled Liberty University graduates.)
Happy holidays, everybody!
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