WHAT’S
HAPPENING
THURSDAY
DECEMBER 20
S U N R I S E 7: 4 5 A M ; S U N S E T 4 : 37 P M
AV G. HIGH 45 ; AV G. LO W 33
COMEDY Brickwall Comedy Club
Amateur Competition, $500 prize,
8:30pm, Brickwall Comedy Club. $5.
FOOD/DRINK The Corner Market,
noon-6pm today, tomorrow, Tues-
day, Wednesday & Thursday, Dec.
27, 295 River Rd., 513-4527.
Park Blocks Farmer’s Market,
1-5pm today & Thursday, Dec. 27,
11am-3pm Tuesday, Park Blocks.
Wine tasting, 5-7pm today &
Thursday, Dec. 27, Supreme Bean
Coffee Co., 2864 Willamette St.
FREE.
GATHERINGS Group Acupuncture
Clinic, 10am-noon, Trauma Heal-
ing Project, 2222 Coburg Rd., STE
300, 687-9447.
Eugene Metro Business Network-
ing International, 11:30am,
Downtown Athletic Club, 999 Wil-
lamette St., http://wkly.ws/159
$12 lunch.
Springfi eld City Club meeting:
How Healthy is our Community?
11:45-1pm, Willamalane Center,
250 S. 32nd St. $10 non-mem.,
mem. FREE.
New Zone Gallery Holiday Gift
Store, noon-6pm today through
Saturday & Tuesday through
Thursday, Dec. 27.
Wii Bowling for Seniors, 1-3pm,
Petersen Barn Community Center,
870 Berntzen Rd., info at 682-
5521, pre-reg. FREE.
LGBQT Community Open Mic,
6pm, Cozmic, info & sign up at
darylboon@efn.org. Donat.
‘80s Night, 9pm, John Henry’s.
$3, females FREE before 11pm.
A Celtic Holiday, music & song
& reading of Dylan Thomas’ “A
Child’s Christmas in Wales,”
9:30pm today, 3pm Saturday &
Sunday, Cafe Soriah, 382 W. 13th
Ave., RSVP at 342-4410. $10.
Doc’s Pad Drag Queen Bingo w/
DJ Fallon Love, 8pm today &
Thursday, Dec. 27, Doc’s Pad, 710
Willamette St. FREE.
KIDS/FAMILIES Wonderful Ones
Storytime, 1-year-olds w/caregiv-
ers, 10:15am & 11am, downtown
library, info at 682-8316. FREE.
Posada, 6pm, Oak Hill School,
86397 Eldon Schafer Dr. FREE.
LECTURES/CLASSES “How Long
Term Care Insurance Works,” 5-6pm,
333 W. 10th Ave., RSVP at 222-9020
Snowshoes.com - Get Going!
workshop, 7pm, REI, 306 Law-
rence St. FREE.
ON THE AIR “Merry Beatles, A
Cool Yule w/the Fab Four,” 9pm-
midnight, 89.7 KLCC.
OUTDOORS/RECREATION Athletic
League Registration, 9am-5pm
through Jan. 4, 9am-5pm,
Amazon Community Center, 2700
Hilyard St., info at 682-5409.
Walk with Us, weekly self-led
neighborhood walking group,
ages 50 & up, 9:30-10:30am to-
day & Thursday, Dec. 27, meet at
Petersen Barn Community Center,
870 Berntzen Rd. FREE.
Yoga for Relaxation, 12:30-
1:30pm, Trauma Healing Project,
2222 Coburg Rd., 687-9447.
Mahjong for Seniors, 1-4pm,
Campbell Community Center, 155
High St. $0.25.
Gentle Yoga, 5:30-6:30pm,
Trauma Healing Project, 2222
Coburg Rd., STE 300, 687-9447.
Kundalini Yoga Mixed Levels w/
Siri Kirin (Kathe Forrest), 5pm,
address & info at 512-934-1725 or
255-3372. Donat.
Prenatal Yoga, 5:30-6:45pm today
& Thursday, Dec. 27, RiverBend
Medical Center, 3333 Riverbend
Dr., Spfd., 222-7074. $11, $40 for
4 classes.
Aqua Yoga, 5:45-6:45pm today &
Thursday, Dec. 27, Tamarack Well-
ness Center, 3575 Donald St. $11.
Contact Juggling, 7:30-8:30pm,
Academy of Artistic Gymnastics,
1205 Oak Patch Rd., 344-2002.
$10 Drop-In, $80 for 10 class
punchcard. First class FREE.
Contact Staff w/Brandon, 7:45-
8:45pm, Academy of Artistic
Gymnastics, 1205 Oak Patch Rd.,
344-2002. $10 Drop-In, $80 for
10 class punchcard. First class
FREE.
Drop-in Kayaking, bring equip-
ment, no instruction provided,
ages 12 & up, 8-10pm today &
Thursday, Dec. 27, Echo Hollow
Pool, 1655 Echo Hollow Rd. $5
Hot Mamma’s Club, 8:15pm, All
That! Dance Company, 855 W. 1st
Ave., info at 688-1523 or allthat-
dance@hotmail.com $10.
SPIRITUAL Reiki Tummo Healing
Clinic, 5:30-7:30pm, 2550 Portland
St., call 914-0431 for appt. Donat.
Winter Solstice Yoga Retreat (all
levels) w/Dave Curtis continues.
See Monday.
THEATER A Christmas to Remember,
7pm today & tomorrow, Red Cane
Theatre, 1077 Chambers St., info &
tix at 556-4524. $14-$18.
Willy Wonka, 8pm today tomorrow &
Saturday, 2:30pm Sunday, Cottage
Theatre, 700 Village Dr., Cottage
Grove, info & tix at cottagetheatre.
org or 942-8001. $19-$21.
VOLUNTEER Care for Owen Rose
Garden, bring gloves & small
hand-weeding tools, instruction
provided, noon-3pm, end of N. Jef-
ferson St., 682-5025.
FRIDAY
DECEMBER 21
S U N R I S E 7: 4 5 A M ; S U N S E T 4 : 37 P M
AV G. HIGH 45 ; AV G. LO W 33
BENEFITS EGAN Warming Centers
Benefi t Dinner, 6pm, Cowfi sh
Dance Club, 62 W. Broadway Ave.
Donat.
DANCE MEDGE, 8:30pm, Cozmic.
$5 sug. donat.
FOOD/DRINK Eugene Food Not
Bombs, 2-4pm, 8th & West Park.
FREE.
Marketplace@Sprout, indoor
farmers’ market, 3-7pm, First
Christian Church, 418 A St., Spfd.
Vegan Potluck, 7pm, McNail-Riley
House, 601 W. 13th Ave.
The Corner Market continues. See
Thursday, Dec. 20.
GATHERINGS Kesey Square
Revival: Creating vibrant public
space downtown that focuses on
community inclusion, art vendors
welcome, noon-5pm, Kesey
Square. FREE.
Teen Gaming, board, card &
role-playing games, 3:30-5:30pm,
Sheldon Branch Library, 1566
Coburg Rd., info at 682-8316. FREE.
Homeless Memorial, 4pm, WOW
Hall. FREE.
Weekly Bank of America protest,
4:30-5:30pm, 11th & Pearl. FREE.
Aloha Friday: Holiday Party No Ka
‘Oi, 6-8pm, Hodgepodge, 2190 W.
11th Ave. FREE.
OE General Assembly, 6pm, Grow-
ers Market.
Shelton McMurphey Johnson
House Candlelight Tour, 6-9pm,
SMJ House, 303 Willamette St.
$6, $3 kids.
Star Party w/Eugene Astronomi-
cal Society, weather permitting,
6pm, College Hill Reservoir, 24th
& Lawrence St. FREE.
Winter Solstice Celebration,
6-10pm, Holywell Elixir Bar, 347
W. 5th Ave. $7.
Game Night, bring board game
or use house game, 7pm, Divine
Cupcake, 1680 W. 11th Ave. FREE.
Trivia Night, 8pm, Rogue Public
House, 844 Olive St. FREE.
Poker Tournament, 9pm,
Goodfellas, 117 S. 14th St., Spfd.,
726-9815.
New Zone Gallery Holiday Gift
Store continues. See Thursday,
Dec. 20.
KIDS/FAMILIES Breakfast w/
Santa & Mrs. Claus, 9am, Flor-
ence Events Center, 715 Quince
St., Florence. $20, $10 ages 6-12,
kids 0-5 FREE.
Baby Storytime, ages 0-1 w/
caregivers, 10:15am & 11:15am,
downtown library. FREE.
Family Storytime, 11:15am,
Bethel Branch Library, 1990 Echo
Hollow Rd.; 11:15am, Sheldon
Branch Library, 1566 Coburg Rd.,
FREE.
ON THE AIR The De’Ampy Soul
Hama Show, 10pm, Comcast
Channel 29.
“The Sunday Morning Hangover TV
Show,” 11pm, Comcast channel 29.
OUTDOORS/RECREATION Obsid-
ians: Hike Mt. Pisgah, 3 miles,
sign up obsidians.org
Walk ‘n’ Talkers, weekly self-led
neighborhood walking group,
9-11am, meet at Campbell Com-
munity Center, 155 High St. FREE.
Bridge Group for Seniors, 12:30-
3:30pm, Campbell Community
Center, 155 High St. $0.25.
Pinochle for Seniors, 12:30-3pm
today & Monday, Petersen Barn
Community Center, 870 Berntzen
Rd. $0.25.
Sunset Tree Climb, 5-8pm, Slad-
den Park. $30.
Tree Climbing Drop-In, ages 6 &
up, 6-8pm, NE corner of Washburn
Park. $10.
By now, you’ve probably heard the hubbub about Dec. 21, 2012. If you’ve been hiding under a rock — excluding big slabs of stone with the
Mayan Calendar carved into them — then you might want to put your coffee down. The world is going to end or may have ended on Friday,
depending on when you’re reading this. Don’t worry, though, it’s probably just another Y2K/rapture/dark day type of thing. If you hit the blogo-
sphere, there’s a plethora of literature about Friday’s apocalypse to be read, including a second-by-second countdown and information on
possible forms the apocalypse could take. Honestly, though, why would you want to waste your last hours on earth surfi ng the internet? Grab
your loved ones and hold them close — it maybe probably won’t be the last embrace you ever share.
The world ends at 11:11am GMT Friday, Dec. 21. See ’ya.
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Pool Hall continues. See Thursday,
Dec. 20.
SOCIAL DANCE Friday night Drop-
in, Waltz, 8:30-10pm, StaverDanc-
eSport, 41 E. 6th Ave. $5.
Salsa Dancing w/Jose Cruz,
8:30pm, Vet’s Club Ballroom,
1626 Willamette St. $7.
SPIRITUAL Yoga Attunement w/
Dave Curtis, all levels, 6:45-8am,
Saraha Nyingma, 447 E. 40th Ave.,
info at yogawithdave.com or 515-
3614. $10 pre-reg., $12 door.
Spiral OM for Unity Consciousness
w/Tibetan bowls & gongs, 7:30pm,
Saraha, 477 E. 40th Ave. Donat.
THEATER Christmas: The Most Won-
derful Time of the Year, 8pm today,
7:30pm tomorrow, Actors Cabaret,
996 Willamette St., tix at actorscaba-
ret.org/tickets $16-$41.95.
A Christmas to Remember contin-
ues. See Thursday, Dec. 20.
Willy Wonka continues. See Thurs-
day, Dec. 20.
SATURDAY
DECEMBER 22
S U N R I S E 7: 4 5 A M ; S U N S E T 4 : 3 8 P M
AV G. HIGH 45 ; AV G. LO W 33
ART/CRAFT Last Minute Art Stop,
last minute shopping opportunity
sale, 11am-5pm, 224 E. 11th Ave.
BENEFITS Emerald Grove Inten-
tional Community Eclectic Fund-
raiser, 7-11pm, Cozmic. Donat.
FOOD/DRINK Hideaway Bakery
Farmers’ Market, 9am-2pm, Hide-
away Bakery 3377 E. Amazon.
Lane County Farmers Market
Holiday Market, 10am-5pm today,
11am-5pm tomorrow, Lane Events
Center, 796 W. 13th Ave. FREE.
GATHERINGS Birth 2012 Celebra-
tion, 11am-4pm, Unity of the
Valley, 3912 Dillard Rd.
Holiday Market, 10am-6pm:
10:30am Linda Yapp; 11:30am
Sweet River; 12:30pm Sacred
Harp Singers; 1:45pm LCC Faculty
Jazz Band; 3:15pm Dreamdog;
4:45pm To the Bridge;; Lane
Events Center, 13th & Jefferson,
www.holidaymarket.org. FREE.