FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E ZN Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In old Christian and Islamic lore, the dove was a symbol of the holy spirit. The
bird was considered so pure and sacred that the devil, who was an expert shapeshifter, could not take on its
form. The dove had a different meaning in other traditions, however. Among the ancient Greeks, it had a special
relationship with Aphrodite, the goddess of love. In Rome, its eggs were regarded as aphrodisiacs. Drawing on all
these meanings, I’m nominating the dove to be your power animal in the coming week. You will have an excel-
lent chance to intensify your connection with divine truths through the power of love and eros — and vice versa.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your next assignment is to deepen and refi ne your relationship with your tempta-
tions. That doesn’t mean you should shed all caution and simply give in to them. Rather, I’m suggesting you
escape the bind that makes you feel like you have to either ruthlessly repress your complicated longings or
else thoroughly express them. Is there an in-between position you can fi nd? A way you can appreciate the
mysterious gift that the temptations confer and not be miserably obsessed by them? A perspective in which
you’re neither tormented by guilt nor driven to compromise your integrity?
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’re a bit like a professional jet pilot who is operating the pirate ship ride at an
amusement park. You have resemblances to a top chef who’s shopping for gourmet ingredients in a seedy con-
venience store. In other words, Gemini, you may feel slightly off-kilter or dispossessed, even though you have
a lot going for you. Here’s the best possible thing you could do while you wait for the fates to show you how to
make a correction: Make it your intention to feel centered, poised and at peace exactly as you are right now.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Contrary to conventional wisdom, there is currently enough food available to feed
everyone on the planet. The problem is, it’s not distributed effi ciently. Some people get far more food than they
need, and even waste a lot of it, while less fortunate folks go hungry. I invite you to think about whether you
might have a metaphorically comparable situation in your own life, Cancerian. Is there a part of your psyche
that’s well-nurtured but a different part that receives meager shares of love and support? Are you overstuffed
in one way but starved in another? The coming weeks would be an excellent time to correct such an imbalance.
(More on food: tinyurl.com/HungryWorld.)
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): This horoscope is not an advertisement for ceremonial shovels. I am receiving no
payment from a ceremonial shovel company for suggesting that you procure a customized engraved gold
digging tool for your own personal use. And I will feel fi ne if you don’t actually get a real one, but instead merely
imagine yourself wielding a pretend version. The fact is, Leo, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to do a
groundbreaking ritual: to dig up the fi rst scoop of metaphorical dirt in the place where you will build your future
dream house, masterpiece or labor of love.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I don’t think you’re fully aware of the game you’ve been immersed in. You may even
be in denial that you’re playing it. If I’m right about this, please make it a priority to acknowledge what’s going
on and identify the exact nature of the game. You can’t afford to be innocent about the subterranean forces that
are in motion. It’s especially important not to be too nice and polite to see the complicated truth. Please note:
There’s no need to be a cynical shark — that would be as inappropriate a response as being a sweet little lamb.
But you should defi nitely activate your jungle senses.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): On Reddit.com, someone asked members of the community the following: What is
your best unanswerable question? Among the more serious offerings were “What is love?”, “What is magic?”,
“Why is there something as opposed to nothing?”, and “What is the meaning of life?” Then there were more
avant-garde possibilities: “Where do squirrels go during hurricanes?”, “Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot
that he himself could not eat it?”, and “If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?” After evaluating the current astrological omens, Libra, I urge you to pose your own
best riddle — a query that will provide maximum stimulation as you meditate on it during the next four months.
PRETTY, CURVY, FABULOUS
I am amazing, driven, pretty, curvy & fabulous.
Also,recently unattached,with a positive atti-
tude. Seeking casual dating that can fit in with a
busy schedule. QUEENOFTHEPARADE, 39
VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is confident and
secure in themselves not needing constant
affirmation of my affection, should also have
identity outside of ‘US’ & enjoys their own space.
GYPSY68, 44, g
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves coffee
seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner who likes
the outdoors but also enjoys a night in. TAMWYN,
22, g
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
ESOTERIC ECLECTIC PHILOSOPHICAL
Intelligent, handsome, fit, compassionate,
accomplished, left, green, ambisexual, unde-
fined, dedicated, eternally young. Seeking intel-
ligent, strong, sexually liberated leftist woman.
Easy to make friends with. Not interested in nor-
mal “dating.” STEELHEAD, 36, g
SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/talk at the same
time. Bird checkin for mate,wishing for substi-
tutes till the real thing comes. Dance with me
slowlike, let what unfolds unfold. open to out-
comes. 444ALMA, 56
I’m just me and most people seem to like it.
Attractive and very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an animal attraction
or it won’t work. INJUNJAY, 39
LET’S GO HIKING!
sensitive & strong, good looking, intellectual,
financially secure, creative, sensuous. Seeking
a bright, attractive, healthy, in shape woman.
Heart & soul connection, trust, good communi-
cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal, faithful.
ECLECTIC, 37
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking my life of cre-
ativity and friends, but would sure like to add a
honey to the mix. Looking for intelligence,
humor, compassion and creativity. MAGNOLIA,
63, g
DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY
Coast to Coast AM long time listener. Ready for
the dimensional shift. i love plants, animals,
trees, water, nature, humans, extraterrestrials,
beer. watch only a little tv. conscious omnivore.
Namaste. Q123ROBIN, 57, g
TAKING A BREAK
Outline on site. 3JOSEY90, 60, ☎, g
ROMANTIC, EASY GOING,
GEEKY OLD SOUL
Fantasy and sci-fi geek who’s looking for fun and
interesting conversations about everything
under or over the sun. MAGMINIUS, 40
NO DRAMA!
kind of old fashioned, like to cook, love movies,
rock music, looking for a nice woman, down to
earth who is happy being herself. ORE1964, 48
SECRETLY JOSS WHEDON.
WOMEN SEEK ING WOMEN
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): An environmental organization in New Zealand found that the local fi shing indus-
try wastes about 70 percent of its haul. In contrast, Iceland manages to use 96 percent of every fi sh caught.
For example, New Zealand companies throw away most of the liver, roe and heads of the fi sh, while Iceland has
come up with ways to take advantage of all that stuff. Judging from your current astrological omens, Scorpio, I
conclude that it’s crucial for you to take your cue from Iceland rather than New Zealand in the coming weeks. Be
inventive, effi cient, and thorough in harnessing the power of all your raw materials.
i like camping rodeosgood food movies romance
family and friends coast and walks spending
time to get to know each other cooking with
each other or for a drive somewhere. SHERRY-
BEARY, 49
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “They will say you are on the wrong road,” said poet Antonio Porchia, “if it is
MEN SEEK ING WOMEN
your own.” I suspect you may have to deal with wrong-headed badgering like that in the coming weeks, Sagit-
tarius. In fact, you could experience a surge of discouraging words and bad advice that tries to shoo you away
from the path with heart. Some of the push may come from enemies, some from friends or loved ones, and
some from deluded little voices in your own head. I hope you won’t be demoralized by the onslaught, but will
instead respond like a brave hero who uses adversity as a motivating force.
ARTIST, MUSICIAN, LOVER.
Kind, passionate, attentive. Lover of what is.
Funny, sardonic, Looking for fun, casual fling.
Foreplay and lots of kissing. Romantic, and
attractive. No commitments or obligations. Just
here now! JUBAL, 30, g
WOMEN SEEK ING MEN
COUNTRY GIRL WANTED
I’m just looking for a cool chick to spend some
time with doing geeky things and see what hap-
pens. And if you’re a ginger I already love you.
REVFELIX, 24, g
POSITIVE PASSIONATE MAN
Spiritual tall attractive humorous fun fellow who
wishes to create something grand with a lady
who harbors a great smile,keen mind, and the
sense of adventure. EARTHMAN, 31, g
MEN SEEK ING MEN
TREE HUGGER
Nice, thoughtful guy looking for a honey: some-
one to share life with, someone to hike with,
someone to cuddle up with, someone to laugh
with. STAGEHAND, 52, g
RECENTLY MOVED HERE
Looking for guys to hang out with. Movies, cof-
fee, restaurant, road trips. Personality more sig-
nificant. Let’s connect and see! SILVERBELT, 51,
JUST FRIENDS
SILLY GAMER GIRL
Lonely shy girl, Seeks the same for friendship,
and hanging out.. Someone who actually wants
to stick around and get to know me. Is that you?
Let’s find out. :). WILDLANDDREAMER, 18, g
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARAOKE-MASTER
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.games, RPG,
Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-than normal, a
good sense of humour. Someone to have
420-adventures with! LEELAMB, 21, ☎, g
I S AW Y O U
ON THE BUS
You: Aaron, 31 with dark hair and beard. Me:
Shelby, 20 with blue eyes We talked a lot, and
couldn’t stop smiling at each other. Find me on
Facebook please! WHEN: MONDAY, NOVEMBER
12, 2012. WHERE: ON THE 43 BUS. YOU: MAN.
ME: WOMAN. #902660
HEY GOLDEN MAN
I was walkin the dog and saw you on your cool
bike w/your cool bike outfit on So. Willamette.
When did you loose your dreds? You smell like a
dream! WHEN: SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2012.
WHERE: SOUTH WILLAMETTE ST.. YOU: MAN. ME:
WOMAN. #902659
WELLS FARGO GUY
You & a coworker came to the winery. Great chat-
ting with you about UGeorgia,work & other stuff.
Would love to hang out & talk more over coffee or
wine. WHEN: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2012.
WHERE: WINERY. YOU: MAN. ME: WOMAN.
#902657
Kannabosm-Kahlee
Baby Gurl (mastiff) and I miss your smile and
cheer. We both would like to see you again cof-
fee? You:Lady Me:male.You pick time and place
just feel safe! WHEN: THURSDAY, AUGUST 23,
2012. WHERE: KANNOBOSM. YOU: WOMAN. ME:
MAN. #902655
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’m sure you’ve got thousands of practical details to attend to. Your schedule
may be as busy as it has been in months. But I hope you will fi nd time to do what I consider essential to your
well-being, and that is to wander and wonder. In fact, let’s make that your motto: to wander and wonder. Even if
it’s just for a few stolen moments between your serious appointments, allow yourself to meander off into the
unknown and marvel at all the curious things you fi nd. Be on the lookout for high strangeness that thrills your
imagination, for exotic pleasures that titillate your lust for novelty, and for fertile chaos that blows your mind in
all the right ways.
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): James Joyce was a great novelist but not much of a fi ghter. He picked a more
imposing and athletic buddy to go drinking with, though: Ernest Hemingway. If the two men encountered any
alcohol-induced trouble, Joyce would slink behind his friend and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway, deal with
him!” I don’t anticipate that you’ll be in the vicinity of any bar scuffl es in the coming week, Aquarius. But I do
think you would benefi t from having a potent and persuasive ally on your side. It’s time to add some heft and
clout to your arsenal of resources.
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Is it possible that you have been too receptive and empathetic for your own
good lately? I mean, I love how attuned you are to the ebb and fl ow of subtle energies — it’s one of your most
winsome and powerful qualities — but I fear you may be going too far. As heroic as it might seem to be the most
sensitive and responsive person in a ten-mile radius, I’d rather see you work on being more self-contained
right now. That’s why, for a limited time only, I’m recommending that you turn the full force of your touchy-feely
solicitude on yourself.
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