FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E ZN Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Big opportunities are coming up for you. Even if you cash in on them, though, they
aren’t likely to make an immediate practical impact. They are subtle and deep, these prospects. They have the
potential of catalyzing monumental shifts in your long-term unfolding, but will take a while to transform your
day-to-day rhythm. So what are these openings? Here are my guesses: 1. You could root out a bad seed that
got embedded in your subconscious mind before you knew any better. 2. You could reinterpret the meaning of
certain turning points in your past, thereby revising the fl ow of your life story. 3. You could forgive yourself for
an old sin you thought you’d never let go of. 4. You could receive a friendly shock that will diminish some sad-
ness you’ve carried for a long time.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This would be a good time to get introspective and meditative about your urge
to merge ... to think objectively about the way you approach togetherness ... to be honest with yourself about
what strengths and weaknesses you bring to the art of collaboration. The most important question you can ask
yourself during this inventory is this: “How do I personally contribute, either knowingly or unconsciously, to the
problems I experience in relationships.” Here’s another query you might consider: “How hard am I willing to work
to create the kinds of intimacy and alliances I say I want?”
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Dear Rob: I seem to be marooned in an interesting limbo. The sights and sounds
are not exactly pretty, but they keep me perversely entertained. I’m sampling tastes that are more sour than
sweet, thinking that sooner or later the sweetness will start to prevail — but it never does. Sometimes I feel
like I’m in a trance, unable to do what’s best for me. Can you offer any help? Like maybe give me a password
that would break me out of the trance? — Meandering Gemini. Dear Meandering: This is one of those rare times
when you have cosmic permission to favor what’s calming and reassuring rather than what’s amusing and
stimulating. Your password is sanctuary.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): On Sept. 22, the San Francisco Giants played a baseball game against the San
Diego Padres. In the fourth inning, Giants’ third baseman Pablo Sandoval sprinted to the edge of the fi eld, then
hurled himself over a railing and into the crowd in order to snag a foul pop-up. The fact that he landed upside
down but perfectly unhurt wasn’t the most impressive aspect of his feat. Nor was his improbable ability to wield
such precise concentration while invoking so much raw force. Even more amazing was the pink bubble that
Sandoval blew with his chewing gum nanoseconds before he dived. It was a supremely playful and successful
Zen moment. That’s the spirit I hope you will bring to your efforts in the coming days.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your unconscious mind will be more accessible than usual in the coming weeks. It will
reveal its agendas more clearly and play more of an active role in your life. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? It
will depend on how open-minded you are toward the surprises your secret self will reveal. If you try to ignore or
repress its eruptions, they’ll probably wreak chaos. If, on the other hand, you treat this other part of you as an
unpredictable but generous ally, you may be able to work out a collaboration that serves you both.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Urbandictionary.com defi nes “Skymall solution” as “an absurdly single-purposed
tool or solution that solves a problem you don’t actually have.” The term is derived from the famous Skymall
catalog, which sells unusual specialty products. According to my analysis of the current astrological omens,
you should be wary of any attraction you might have to Skymall solutions. Do you really need a King Tut tissue
box cover or an ice cube tray that makes ice in the shape of dachshunds or a stencil set for putting messages
on your bundt cake? I doubt it. Nor do you need their metaphorical equivalents.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Right before I woke up this morning, I had a dream that one of my teeth fell out. As
I lay there groggily in bed, my mind searched for its meaning. “What does losing a tooth symbolize?” I asked
myself. “What is its psychological meaning?” I promised myself that when I got up, I would Google that ques-
tion. But my rumination was interrupted by a dull ache in the back of my mouth, and it was only then that I
remembered: Yesterday, in actual waking life, I had a real tooth yanked out by a real dentist. The moral of the
story, Libra: Be wary of making up elaborate stories and mythic assumptions about events that have simple,
mundane explanations.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is an excellent time to explore the frontiers of wise foolishness. I’m hoping
you will take full advantage of learning opportunities that might require you to shed your excess dignity and
acknowledge how much you don’t know. Are you brave enough to disavow cynical thoughts and jaded attitudes
that muffl e your lust for life? Are you smart enough to understand how healthy it would be to go out and play
like an innocent wild child? Make yourself available for delightful surprises.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Zombies used to be terrifying. But then they became a featured motif in pop
culture, often in humorous contexts, and now there’s a growing acceptance and even affection for them. Here’s
the view of Max Brooks, author of The Zombie Survival Guide: “Eventually rock and roll morphs from Sid Vicious
to the Jonas Brothers. Same thing with vampires: We went from Dracula to Twilight to make them peachy and
G-rated. I guarantee you someone is working on a way to take the fear out of zombies and market them to
children.” Your assignment, Sagittarius, is to do to your personal fears what the entertainment industry has
done to zombies: Turn them into amusing caricatures that don’t trouble you so much. For example, visualize an
adversary singing a duet with Justin Bieber.
WOMEN SEEK ING MEN
LAIDBACK,OUTGOING,FUN TO HANG,
HI
Im a go getter love to have a good time
walking havin a fun on the beach an sittin
at home watching movies at night with a
bag of popcorn. ladysman217, 25, g
Hey, hate to be alone! Ekanka, 29, g
KIND, COZY, CREATIVE
Sweet, intelligent, bookish, beautiful,
grounded, imaginative woman looking for a
remarkable, sexy, talkative, kind compan-
ion. bright_july, 36, g
I AM
i am a nice looking girl from a humble back
grand, i am 25 years old still single never
been married. altaff002, 25, g
PRETTY, CURVY, FABULOUS
I am amazing, driven, pretty, curvy & fabu-
lous. Also,recently unattached,with a posi-
tive attitude. Seeking casual dating that
can fit in with a busy schedule.
QueenoftheParade, 39
VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is confident
and secure in themselves not needing con-
stant affirmation of my affection, should
also have identity outside of ‘US’ & enjoys
their own space. Gypsy68, 44, g
ESOTERIC ECLECTIC PHILOSOPHICAL
Intelligent, handsome, fit, compassionate,
accomplished, left, green, ambisexual,
undefined, dedicated, eternally young.
Seeking intelligent, strong, sexually liberat-
ed leftist woman. Easy to make friends
with. Not interested in normal “dating.”
steelhead, 36, g
SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
I’m just me and most people seem to like it.
Attractive and very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an animal
attraction or it won’t work. Injunjay, 39
ROMANTIC, EASY GOING,
sensitive & strong, good looking, intellec-
tual, financially secure, creative, sensuous.
Seeking a bright, attractive, healthy, in
shape woman. Heart & soul connection,
trust, good communication, good intima-
cy. I’m loyal, faithful. Eclectic, 37
MEN SEEK ING MEN
WOMEN SEEK ING WOMEN
i like camping rodeosgood food movies
romance family and friends coast and
walks spending time to get to know each
other cooking with each other or for a drive
somewhere. sherrybeary, 49
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who loves cof-
fee seeking a similar guy, maybe thinner
who likes the outdoors but also enjoys a
night in. Tamwyn, 22, g
JUST FRIENDS
LOVES THE OUTDOORS
looking for hiking, backpacking friends,
with the possibility of romance. I’m 69, in
fair health, love to play bass guitar with
friends, and participate in causing social
change. Mountaineer, 69
ARTIST, MUSICIAN, LOVER.
Kind, passionate, attentive. Lover of what
is. Funny, sardonic, Looking for fun, casual
fling. Foreplay and lots of kissing.
Romantic, and attractive. No commitments
or obligations. Just here now! Jubal, 30,
g
Lonely shy girl, Seeks the same for friend-
ship, and hanging out.. Someone who actu-
ally wants to stick around and get to know
me. Is that you? Let’s find out. :). wildland-
dreamer, 18, g
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and playing
guitar. wayler_zero, 28, g
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARAOKE-MASTER
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.games, RPG,
Nature, strange humor & reading I.S.O.
Karaoker-lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of humour.
Someone to have 420-adventures with!
Leelamb, 21, %, g
MY BABY LOVES
A foxxy lady black toyota.She likes movies,
hiking,Eugene Raptor center. her black shirt
blue jeans great ass.Me black outfit with
huge heart cause my baby still loves u lots
dubs. When: Monday, October 22, 2012.
Where: Willamette St. LTD. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902649
YOUR MAMASAN
Missa Annasun. Baby love you long time.
Muah! When: Thursday, October 25, 2012.
Where: my heart. You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902648
You-navy sweater, aqua shirt, jeans. You
were with your 2 guy friends. You go to
UofO? Me-denim shorts, fishnets, black
loose tanktop, red bandana Where-
Macklemore 10/20. you left too soon When:
Saturday, October 20, 2012. Where:
McDonald Theatre (Downtown). You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902647
Beautiful, blond, crossdresser getting
flogged while wearing fishnets. You made
my night! Me: in the crowd, mezmorized. If
you like short, athletic, dominant women
hit me up for coffee sometime. When:
Saturday, October 27, 2012. Where:
Diablos Fetish Ball. You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902652
AMAZON SHOE THEFT
Sorry you lost your shoes. Find solace in all
your future good decisions and great
achievements! Purple-haired bitch’s life will
be full of drugs, crime & lies. Peace & Love!
When: Thursday, October 18, 2012. Where:
Amazon bus station. You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902646
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “You must learn from the mistakes of others,” said humorist Sam Levenson.
Let Your Imagination
“You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” That’s excellent advice for you right now, Cap-
ricorn. In order to glean the teachings you need most, you won’t have to bumble through a single wrong turn or
bad decision yourself. There will be plenty of blundering role models who will be providing you with the precise
inspiration you need. Study them carefully.
Go Wild?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Every November, thousands of writers participate in National Novel Writing
Month. They pledge to compose at least 50,000 words of a new novel in that 30-day period. In accordance with
the astrological omens, Aquarius, I propose that you commit yourself to a comparable project in your own fi eld.
Is there a potential masterpiece on which you could get a substantial amount of work done? Is there a major
transformation you’ve long wanted to undertake but have always had some excuse to avoid? I predict that you
will attract unexpected help and luck if you summon the willpower to focus on that task.
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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t believe the climate is changing? Go ask the birds what they think. Sixty per-
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cent of all the feathered species in North America have moved north in the past 46 years. Scientists are pretty
sure their migration is a response to the warming trend that’s afoot. I like the idea of tuning in to how animals
behave in order to get accurate information about the state of the world. Would you consider doing more of that,
Pisces? According to my astrological analysis, the coming months will be a time when you can learn a lot from
non-human intelligences.
HOMEWORK: It’s easy to see fanaticism, rigidity and intolerance in other people, but harder to acknowledge
them in yourself. Do you dare? Tell all at Freewillastrology.com.
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GOLDEN MAN AGAIN
Will I see u long enough to exchange more
than a greeting? Saw u at memorial again
Looking 4 me? 10/25/12 10:30am. When:
Thursday, October 25, 2012. Where: willa-
mette memorial. You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902650
FETISH BALL
SILLY GAMER GIRL
MEN SEEK ING WOMEN
‘LOVES ON PURPOSE’
Maggie, You were fishing, but decided it was
not quite right...but left before I could give
you my address. I would still like to. When:
Sunday, October 28, 2012. Where: Fishing.
You: Woman. Me: Man. #902651
AND WE DANCED
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
COUNTRY GIRL WANTED
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