FREE WILL
ASTROLOGY
BY R O B B R E ZN Y
ARIES (March 21-April 19): When Spanish conquistador Francisco Pizarro laid waste to Peru in 1532, his sol-
diers found green stones on the land. Were they emeralds? A priest who was traveling with them gave them bad
advice. He said that the way to determine whether they were merely colored glass or else precious gems was to
test their hardness by pounding them with hammers. In this manner, many actual emeralds were shattered into
fragments. Learn from this mistake, Aries. Make sure you recognize treasures for what they are. And don’t force
them to submit to unwise tests that misconstrue their true nature.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Someone at Reddit.com posted a question to the community: Could anyone help
him recreate the aroma of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? He said he loved that smell. It was a
blend of damp earth, rotting wood, and gunpowder. It had musty overtones, a hint of chlorine, and a tantalizing
freshness. If only he could get that fragrance to permeate his house, he testifi ed, he’d always be able to work at
peak effi ciency. You might want to follow his lead, Taurus. It’s a good time to identify and gather all the ingredi-
ents you would need to make sure your environment inspires you to the max.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you asked me to be your personal advisor, I would prescribe supplements and
herbs to build up your immune system. I’d insist that you eat nothing but healthy food and get at least eight
hours of sleep every night. I’d suggest that you meditate daily on images that symbolize your most inspiring
desires. For fun, I might even advise you to do a ritual in which you create a big circle around yourself using
violet yarn and then do a series of playful acts to pump up your freedom, like dancing as wildly as you know how
and chanting “love is my creator.” Finally, Gemini, if you sought my counsel, I’d urge you to use your exuberant
imagination in concert with your disciplined intellect as you design a long-term plan to charge up your well-
being.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Dear Free Will Astrologer: I found your website by accident today and was drawn
in fast and hard. No matter what I did I could not escape and get back to my work. Your messages were too inter-
esting for my own good. You gave me too many answers to questions I’ve had for too many years. I felt like I was
being cured of problems I didn’t even know I had. Many hours went by until fi nally I was able to pull myself out
of the vortex. How did this happen? — Freaked Out. Dear Freaked: I was born under the sign of Cancer the Crab,
and it so happens that the people of my tribe are currently emanating an intriguing and inscrutable aura. We’re
at the peak of our ability to attract and seduce. Many of us are using our power benevolently, but our mysterious
mojo could still be a bit unsettling.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The past is headed your way bearing gifts, Leo. I recommend that you make yourself
available for its blessings, which may be delivered to you in unexpected ways. For example: The spirit of a dead
loved one could impart an enigmatic but useful tip in the middle of the night. An abandoned dream you assumed
was gone forever might return from limbo to grant you a wish. A favor you did for someone long ago could fi nally
be repaid. Are you ready to let history reward you in its own unique style?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Just for you, it is Shark Week. During this dicey holiday, you should be wary of all
sharks, especially the kind that look like human beings. Don’t get in their way, and don’t underestimate them. On
the other hand, I’m not opposed to you getting to know some sharks better. They could teach you some valuable
lessons on how to get what you want. Not that you would ever be as cold-blooded and predatory as they are, of
course. But it might be energizing to your ambitions if you add just a bit of shark-like thinking to your repertoire.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Visualize yourself heading out on a high adventure with interesting people — but all
the while being distracted by the memory of a trivial insult you experienced earlier that day. Picture yourself get-
ting intimate with a lover who inspires you to lose your self-consciousness -- up until the point when you decide
to interrupt your fun by answering a phone call from some random person. Imagine toning yourself down and
holding yourself back because of misplaced politeness or unnecessary guilt or delusional fear -- even though
you’re feeling a rushing instinct to surge and soar and overfl ow. Finally, Libra, understand that in getting you to
envision these parodies of your current inclinations, I’m hoping to shock you into making sure that nothing like
them happens.
WOMEN SEEK ING MEN
MEN SEEK ING WOMEN
I AM
ARTIST, MUSICIAN, LOVER.
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i am a nice looking girl from a humble back
grand, i am 25 years old still single never
been married. altaff002, 25, g
Kind, passionate, attentive. Lover of what
is. Funny, sardonic, Looking for fun, casual
fling. Foreplay and lots of kissing. Romantic,
and attractive. No commitments or obliga-
tions. Just here now! Jubalee, 30, g
i like watching the simpsons and playing
guitar. wayler_zero, 28, g
PRETTY, CURVY, FABULOUS
I am amazing, driven, pretty, curvy & fabu-
lous. Also,recently unattached,with a posi-
tive attitude. Seeking casual dating that
can fit in with a busy schedule.
QueenoftheParade, 39
VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is confident
and secure in themselves not needing con-
stant affirmation of my affection, should
also have identity outside of ‘US’ & enjoys
their own space. Gypsy68, 44, g
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/talk at the
same time. Bird checkin for mate,wishing
for substitutes till the real thing comes.
Dance with me slowlike, let what unfolds
unfold. open to outcomes. 444alma, 56
LET’S GO HIKING!
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking my life of
creativity and friends, but would sure like
to add a honey to the mix. Looking for intel-
ligence, humor, compassion and creativity.
magnolia, 63, g
LAIDBACK,OUTGOING,FUN TO HANG,
Im a go getter love to have a good time
walking havin a fun on the beach an sittin
at home watching movies at night with a
bag of popcorn. ladysman217, 25, g
SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN
I’m a loner, looking for more friends and a
special someone. I like reading,, yoga, bik-
ing, working out, and gaming. I’m a good
listener, but a semi-awkward conversation-
alist. Full-time student. FitNerd420, 20,
Andrew is all I know about you. So much
fun! If you want to dance again before the
next opera, I’d love to! When: Saturday,
October 6, 2012. Where: WOW Hall. You:
Man. Me: Woman. #902638
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SWEET SATURDAY NIGHT
ARE U HER?
im 22 years old I have tattoos and piecings
I skate im down to earth lookin for a girl who
is honest and wont cheat. Magnon, 22, g
ESPN
Bite Me?
www.ctv29.org
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Everyone has some kind of power. What’s yours? In the coming days, I
suspect there will be some crisis and opportunity regarding how you use it. Maybe you will be invited to assume
more authority or exercise greater infl uence. Maybe your ability to wield your particular clout will be questioned
or doubted, and you will be challenged to either stand up and express it with more integrity and purpose, or
else relinquish it. For best results, take a moment right now to visualize the precise power you would love to
command.
from writer H.P. Lovecraft, and captures the essence of your astrological omens. “Pleasure to me is wonder,”
said Lovecraft. “It’s the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks
behind superfi cial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the
present; the infi nite in the fi nite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” Now get out there, Pisces,
and gather up all the mysterious marvels you have coming to you -- all the bracing encounters with uncanny
grace.
SWEET SATURDAY DANCE
ESOTERIC ECLECTIC PHILOSOPHICAL
the light of the clouds. That’s your dreamy oracle, Sagittarius. What does it mean? Well, the work you do to fi gure
it out is essential to activating its potential, so I don’t want to give away too much. But here are three further
hints to inspire you on your quest. 1. Be willing to go a long way to fi nd a secret you don’t even know you’re look-
ing for. 2. Consider the possibility of cultivating faith in a goal that you don’t quite yet grasp in its entirety. 3. Rely
on shadows and refl ections to give you accurate information you can’t get directly from the thing that’s casting
shadows and being refl ected.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’ve got just the right message to set the tone for you in the weeks ahead. It comes
SANDWICH LEAGUE GODDESS
Sitting outside, looked tired and sad. Asked
if you were alright. We met again last week.
I work across the way. Take a break for
lunch? Ill cook! :) When: Friday, October 5,
2012. Where: Ninkasi Food Court. You:
Woman. Me: Man. #902640
Intelligent, handsome, fit, compassionate,
accomplished, left, green, ambisexual,
undefined, dedicated, eternally young.
Seeking intelligent, strong, sexually liberat-
ed leftist woman. Easy to make friends
with. Not interested in normal “dating.”
steelhead, 36, g
g
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): As you cross the great water in search of the unknown treasure, navigate by
never met. When I try to picture what you’re like, I keep getting a vision of you as being fat, short, and bald with
a strawberry blond moustache. Am I right? — Curious Aquarius. Dear Curious: It’s great that you’ve decided to do
a reality check. This is an excellent time for all you Aquarians to see if what you imagine to be true is a match for
the world as it actually is. To answer your question, I am in fact tall and thin, don’t wear a moustache, and have
an abundance of long silver hair.
I S AW Y O U
“Andrew” is all I know about you. So much
fun! If you’d like to dance again before the
next opera, I’d love to! When: Saturday,
October 6, 2012. Where: WOW Hall. You:
Man. Me: Woman. #902639
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sometime soon you may dream of being naked at a public event like a class at
school or a committee meeting. I think this would be an excellent omen, so I hope it comes to pass. It would sig-
nify that you’re ready to shed the disguises that have been making it problematical for you to reinvent yourself.
Who is the New You? Stripping down to the bare essentials in your dreams will help you see raw truths about
your waking life.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Dear Rob: I really enjoy reading your horoscopes. You feel like a friend I’ve
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