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VIVACIOUS GOOFY REDHEAD
Seeking friend and lover who is
confident and secure in them-
selves not needing constant
affirmation of my affection,
should also have identity out-
side of ‘US’ & enjoys their own
space. Gypsy68, 44, g
SHY AND GEEKY
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
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BUSY BEE
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torey, 33
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LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
MISS YOU MAKALAN
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 49,
I think about you with each
breathe I take, hear your laugh-
ter on the wind. Two years on
9/2/12.. I LOVE YOU MAKALAN, WE
ALL MISS YOU SO MUCH.. When:
Thursday, September 2,
2010. Where: In Heaven.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
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CARPENTER JOSH
FROMFLORIDA
EGGMAN, WALRUS, GOO-
GOO-G’JOOB
Eccentric, but in fun ways. Shy,
yet warm-up to folks quickly. I’m
fashion unconscious, but my
socks match. Make me laugh and
you’ll win my heart. cheeky-
munky, 39
HONEST LONELY ARTIST
ARE U HER?
im 22 years old I have tattoos
and piecings I skate im down to
earth lookin for a girl who is
honest and wont cheat.
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I’m honest and direct. Seeking
girlfriend or monogamous lover.
I ride a bike. I’m a live in care-
giver. We need to kick it at your
place. I’m not a bum.
eugeneartist, 31
SEEKING MY SUNNMOON
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
I’m just me and most people
seem to like it. Attractive and
very sexual. Funny and very
inquisitive. There has to be an
animal attraction or it won’t
work. Injunjay, 39
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
in. Tamwyn, 22, g
OPEN HEARTED LOVER
OPEN MINDED AUTHOR, MEDIATOR,
CARING, THOUGHTFUL, AWARE,
GENTLE LOVER WHO LIKES
TANTRA, MASSAGE, BODYWORK,
HEALING ARTS. GREAT COOK WHO
ENJOYS BOATING, FISHING,
SWIMMING, CHESS, FOOTBALL,
HOCKEY, HISTORY, LEARNING
READING,
LAUGHING,.
LONGSLOWKISSER, 51,
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ODIES, T-SHIRTS, MUGS, STICK
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
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Boy you look soo good, i dont
wanna let go and even tho i
should i can’t leave u alone lets
talk baby? When: Sunday,
August 19, 2012. Where:
Forest. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902580
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(March 21-April 19): I’m afraid your vibes are slightly out
of tune. Can you do something about that, please? Meanwhile, your
invisible friend could really use a Tarot reading, and your houseplants
would benefi t from a dose of Mozart. Plus — and I hope I’m not being
too forward here — your charmingly cluttered spots are spiraling into
chaotic sprawl, and your slight tendency to overreact is threatening
to devolve into a major proclivity. As for that rather shabby emotional
baggage of yours: Would you consider hauling it to the dump? In
conclusion, my dear Ram, you’re due for a few adjustments.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Is happiness mostly just an absence of
pain? If so, I bet you’ve been pretty content lately. But what if a more
enchanting and exciting kind of bliss were available? Would you have
the courage to go after it? Could you summon the chutzpah and the
zeal and the visionary confi dence to head out in the direction of a new
frontier of joy? I completely understand if you feel shy about asking
for more. You might worry that to do so would be greedy, or put you
at risk of losing what you have already scored. But I feel it’s my duty
to cheer you on. The potential rewards looming just over the hump are
magnifi cent.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’ve got some medicine for you to try,
Gemini. It’s advice from the writer Thomas Merton. “To allow oneself
to be carried away by a multitude of confl icting concerns,” he wrote,
“to surrender to too many demands, to commit oneself to too many
projects, to want to help everyone in everything, is to succumb to the
violence of our times.” It’s always a good idea to heed that warning, of
course. But it’s especially crucial for you right now. The best healing
work you can do is to shield your attention from the din of the outside
world and tune in reverently to the glimmers of the inside world.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I dreamed you were a magnanimous
taskmaster nudging the people you care about to treat themselves
with more conscientious tenderness. You were pestering them to raise
their expectations and hew to higher standards of excellence. Your
persistence was admirable! You coaxed them to waste less time and
make long-range educational plans and express themselves with more
confi dence and precision. You encouraged them to give themselves
a gift now and then and take regular walks by bodies of water. They
were suspicious of your efforts to make them feel good, at least in the
early going. But eventually they gave in and let you help them.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the spirit of Sesame Street, I’m happy to
announce that this week is brought to you by the letter T, the number
2, and the color blue. Here are some of the “T” words you should put
extra emphasis on: togetherness, trade-offs, tact, timeliness, tapestry,
AUGUST 30, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
You smiled at my reflection on
the last 51 bus friday night. You:
red hair, twenty-ish, petite. Me:
bigger guy with buzzed hair,
sweat shorts and a blue tank
top. When: Friday, August
24, 2012. Where: the
bus. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902584
“BEFORE SHE CHEATS”
You stabbed me in the back, lied
to my face. You gathered your
things, left our place. All Iím left
with is a title to a sad country
song.
Thanks!
When:
Tuesday, August 21,
2012. Where: Park
Laying Under The Stars.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902581
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3-4 years ago? sitting by the
river at Mt. Pisgah. I made you a
leather lighter sheath. Welcome
to the Machine. Hiking. You left
Eugene. Have you since
returned? When: Sunday,
March 4, 2007. Where:
Eugene. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902585
RIVER ROAD BUS
FUN AND QUIRKY
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 26, g
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Things that say ‘meow’ and
swim, maybe fly? Our heads in
the sky, we will paint the world
red. Excited to be your muse
again,
when?
When:
Saturday, August 18,
2012. Where: The man-
cave. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902582
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for
substitutes till the real thing
comes. Dance with me slowlike,
let what unfolds unfold. open to
outcomes. 444alma, 56
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Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUN-
SHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
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testability, thoroughness, teamwork and Themis (goddess of order
and justice). To bolster your mastery of the number 2, meditate on
interdependence, balance, and collaboration. As for blue, remember
that its presence tends to bring stability and depth.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the creation myths of Easter Island’s
native inhabitants, the god who made humanity was named Make-
make. He was also their fertility deity. Today the name Makemake
also belongs to a dwarf planet that was discovered beyond the orbit
of Neptune in 2005. It’s currently traveling through the sign of Virgo.
I regard it as being the heavenly body that best symbolizes your own
destiny in the coming months. In the spirit of the original Makemake,
you will have the potential to be a powerful maker. In a sense you
could even be the architect and founder of your own new world.
Here’s a suggestion: Look up the word “creator” in a thesaurus, write
the words you fi nd there on the back of your business card, and keep
the card in a special place until May 2013.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): When novelist James Joyce began to
suspect that his adult daughter Lucia was mentally ill, he sought
advice from psychologist Carl Jung. After a few sessions with her,
Jung told her father that she was schizophrenic. How did he know? A
telltale sign was her obsessive tendency to make puns, many of which
were quite clever. Joyce reported that he, too, enjoyed the art of pun-
ning. “You are a deep-sea diver,” Jung replied. “She is drowning.” I’m
going to apply a comparable distinction to you, Libra. These days you
may sometimes worry that you’re in over your head in the bottomless
abyss. But I’m here to tell you that in all the important ways, you’re
like a deep-sea diver. (The Joyce-Jung story comes from Edward
Hoagland’s Learning to Eat Soup.)
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): No false advertising this week, Scorpio.
Don’t pretend to be a purebred if you’re actually a mutt, and don’t
act like you know it all when you really don’t. For that matter, you
shouldn’t portray yourself as an unambitious amateur if you’re actu-
ally an aggressive pro, and you should avoid giving the impression
that you want very little when in fact you’re a burning churning throb
of longing. I realize it may be tempting to believe that a bit of creative
deceit would serve a holy cause, but it won’t. As much as you possibly
can, make outer appearances refl ect inner truths.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In Christian lore, the serpent
is the bad guy that’s the cause of all humanity’s problems. He coaxes
Adam and Eve to disobey God, which gets them expelled from
Paradise. But in Hindu and Buddhist mythology, there are snake gods
that sometimes do good deeds and perform epic services. They’re
called Nagas. In one Hindu myth, a Naga prince carries the world on
his head. And in a Buddhist tale, the Naga king uses his seven heads
to give the Buddha shelter from a storm just after the great one has
achieved enlightenment. In regards to your immediate future, Sagit-
tarius, I foresee you having a relationship to the serpent power that’s
more like the Hindu and Buddhist version than the Christian. Expect
vitality, fertility and healing.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In Lewis Carroll’s book Through
the Looking Glass, the Red Queen tells Alice that she is an expert at
believing in impossible things. She brags that there was one morning
when she managed to embrace six improbable ideas before she even
ate breakfast. I encourage you to experiment with this approach,
Capricorn. Have fun entertaining all sorts of crazy notions and unruly
fantasies. Please note that I am not urging you to actually put those
beliefs into action. The point is to give your imagination a good work-
out.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I’m not necessarily advising you
to become best friends with the dark side of your psyche. I’m merely
requesting that the two of you cultivate a more open connection. The
fact of the matter is that if you can keep a dialogue going with this
shadowy character, it’s far less likely to trip you up or kick your ass
at inopportune moments. In time you might even come to think of its
chaos as being more invigorating than disorienting. You may regard it
as a worthy adversary and even an interesting teacher.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You need more magic in your life,
Pisces. You’re suffering from a lack of sublimely irrational adventures
and eccentrically miraculous epiphanies and inexplicably delightful
interventions. At the same time, I think it’s important that the magic
you attract into your life is not pure fl uff. It needs some grit. It’s got
to have a kick that keeps you honest. That’s why I suggest that you
consider getting the process started by baking some unicorn poop
cookies. They’re sparkly, enchanting, rainbow-colored sweets, but with
an edge. Ingredients include sparkle gel, disco dust, star sprinkles
-- and a distinctly roguish attitude. Recipe is here: tinyurl.com/Uni-
cornPoopCookies
HOMEWORK: Forget about “less is more” for now. How are you
going to apply the principle of “more is more”? Freewillastrology.com.
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