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420 NERD
SHY AND GEEKY
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
jor, 24, g
TWO PRINCES
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
One would like to buy you flow-
ers.....you look great in my shirt
When: Saturday, August
4, 2012. Where: party.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902556
GIFT OF LETTUCE
iím so in love with you! you drive
me crazy every single day. i give
you leTTuce weekly and i give
you my hearT daily, please give
us anoTher chance. When:
Monday, August
6,
2012. Where: biking
away wiTh my leTTuce.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902555
g
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
g
LONELY N BORED
im kinda shy dont get out much
but want to with someone fun, i
like camping,kayaking,swimming
also movies popcorn and snug-
gling. somtimes known to play
RPG`s and DND to. leira, 32,
g
BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
HOTBUCK
I’m very outgoing and love to do
anything that includes a fun/
positive vibe. I’m from Iowa & I’m
looking to meet new people and
see what Eugene has to offer!
freehotbuck, 41, g
SINGLE AND LOOKING
I’m a shy, single, white female, 37,
full-figured. I’m looking for a guy
around my age to get to know
and see if we connect.
ang97478, 37, g
QUIRKY, COLORFUL, CERE-
BRAL
Come with me to think outside
the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi
classics, and imagine curious
facets of the astounding uni-
verse. Let’s have a picnic, play
frisbee, and bike around.
Bibliophage, 32, g
FUNWANTTODATE
REBOUNDER SEEKING HOOP
Me: Recently dissolute. LOVE to
belly laugh, give foot rubs, sing,
trombone, bike, bowl, golf. Very
left of left. You: accept who I am,
enjoy me enjoying you. but-
terfly, 66, g
OUTDOORSY MUSIC MAN
I’m a musician and an outdoorsy
guy looking to meet an active
and adventurous lady to spend
some time with and get to know
better! OFeWords, 24
WANDERING DREAMER
Im a sincere person thats a bit of
a romantic.I love the
outdoors,creating,and working
hard.Learning from and teaching
good people we find are the
most important things in life.
Nephthar, 34, g
ROMANTIC, EASY GOING,
sensitive & strong, good looking,
intellectual, financially secure,
creative, sensuous. Seeking a
bright, attractive, healthy, in
shape woman. Heart & soul con-
nection, trust, good communi-
cation, good intimacy. I’m loyal,
faithful. Eclectic, 48
LTRHALLPASS
lookin to find a discrete female
to honor hall pass as a balance
to LTR.25to48 independant or
copled. oneisthru, 40, g
I am a business owner that loves
my work and business. Seeking
a woman to enjoy shared activi-
ties, affection, humor and play.
funwantodate, 58
NEW TO EUGENE
I’ve recently moved here and am
looking for interesting people to
enjoy moments from time to
time with. lostJedi, 42, g
GEEKY OLD SOUL
Fantasy and sci-fi geek who’s
looking for fun and interesting
conversations about everything
under or over the sun. mag-
minius, 40
NO DRAMA!
kind of old fashioned, like to
cook, love movies, rock music,
looking for a nice woman, down
to earth who is happy being
herself. Ore1964, 47
I’m just looking for a cool chick
to spend some time with doing
geeky things and see what hap-
pens. And if you’re a ginger I
already love you. revfelix, 23,
g
g
HYPERACTIVE AND
AFFECTIONATE!
This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
active with glitter, rainbows, and
combat boots :). Flowcub, 25,
g
FUN AND QUIRKY
BIG SWEDE
CHINESE CHECKERS???
no one else keeps me up so late.
no one else looks so good with
their hair in my fist. come over
and make my heart race When:
Saturday, July 28,
2012. Where: sunnydale.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902552
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone
share many fun times and con-
versations. living consciously,
and cuteness are a plus. deh-
geek, 25, g
I missed you. I am glad our paths
finally led us home. I’m yours too
my love. Always. I’m not angry
any more. When: Thursday,
August 9, 2012. Where:
Twice this morning. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902559
We have played this game so
many times it never gets dull, is
it the game or is it the compan-
ionship? I think it is the compan-
ionship! Your moveÖ When:
Tuesday, August
7,
2012.
Where:
Mt.
Pisgah. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902558
CELEBRATION OF LIFE
REDHEADED WOMAN
HOMEDEPO
8-13, Green shirt you being
helped came around the corner
with pipe had to back up , You
drive suv i fell in love tell me you
are single. When: Monday,
August 13, 2012. Where:
homedepo. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902562
OH NO!!!!
you sitting in back me standing
with a friend. we looked at each
other and then I left. I would like
to look again When:
Tuesday, July 31, 2012.
Where: the arboretum.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902557
BETTER THAN BUFFY
CHANGED MY LIFE
Two years ago on this day.
Known you forever; only just
about to meet. Bright flower
dress, brighter smile. Steelhead,
sushi, river walk, laughs. Love.
Keep climbing Linderkey. Happy
anniversary! When: Monday,
August 2, 2010. Where:
Cooking, singing, play-
ing, and puppeteering.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902551
REDHEAD ON 40
You sitting there beautiful red
hair skeleton tattoo. Me one seat
back red shirt, hat, shades, red
goatee and gauged ears. Just
wanted to say hi and your beau-
tiful! When: Tuesday, July
24, 2012. Where: the 40
bus @ 5. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902549
STARSHINE SWEETIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! You are my
disco-dancing sparkle-tastic
robot of love and you make me
smile every day! Here’s to many
more, you sexy rockstar! When:
Wednesday, August 1,
2012. Where: Superlove-
Wonderland. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902548
STARLIGHT READER
At starlight Wednesday night,I
noticed you reading don’t know
if you noticed me I definitely
noticed your filthy mustache if
you’re interested I would like to
take a ride ;). When:
Thursday, July 19, 2012.
Where: Starlight lounge.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902547
KCHELL, GREAT PHOTO!
I saved your phone message(s),
looking forward to meeting you
very soon.Phone again, and if
I’m not there, leave your # and
the best time to phone back!
Naneste’ “Bearsun” When:
Thursday, July 12, 2012.
Where: personal flirt.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902546
MADAM MACEY
Was a pleasure to have you
around, if even for a short time.
So I sent you a reminder of here.
Call me for help with the cross-
word When: Sunday, July
15, 2012. Where: living.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902543
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The game of tic-tac-toe is simple. Even
young children can manage it. And yet there are 255,168 different
ways for any single match to play out. The game of life has far more
variables than tic-tac-toe, of course. I think that’ll be good for you to
keep in mind in the coming weeks. You may be tempted to believe that
each situation you’re dealing with can have only one or two possible
outcomes, when in fact it probably has at least 255,168. Keep your
options wide open. Brainstorm about unexpected possibilities.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Let’s turn our attention to the word
“mortar.” I propose that we use it to point out three infl uences you
could benefi t from calling on. Here are the defi nitions of “mortar”: 1.
a kind of cannon; 2. the plaster employed for binding bricks together;
3. a bowl where healing herbs are ground into powder. Now please
meditate, Gemini, on anything you could do that might: 1. defl ect your
adversaries; 2. cement new unions; 3. make a container — in other
words, create a specifi c time and place — where you will work on a
cure for your suffering.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Nirvana’s song “Smells Like Teen
Spirit” was a mega-hit that sold well and garnered critical acclaim.
But it had a diffi cult birth. When the band’s leader Kurt Cobain fi rst
presented the raw tune to the band, bassist Krist Novoselic disliked
it and called it “ridiculous.” Cobain pushed back, forcing Novoselic
and drummer Dave Grohl to play it over and over again for an hour
and a half. In the course of the ordeal, the early resistance dissolved.
Novoselic and Grohl even added their own touches to the song’s riffs. I
foresee a similar process for you in the coming week, Cancerian. Give
a long listen to an unfamiliar idea that doesn’t grab you at fi rst.
(July 23-Aug. 22): One of history’s most notorious trials took
place in Athens, Greece in 399 BCE. A majority of 501 jurors convicted
the philosopher Socrates of impiety and of being a bad infl uence
on young people. What were the impious things he did? “Failing to
acknowledge the gods that the city acknowledges” and “introducing
new deities.” And so the great man was sentenced to death. This is
AUGUST 16, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
FLUFFY FRIENDLY FOLF
SECRETLY JOSS WHEDON.
(March 21-April 19): These days you have a knack for
reclamation and redemption, Aries. If anyone can put fun into what’s
dysfunctional, it’s you. You may even be able to infuse neurotic
cluelessness with a dose of erotic playfulness. So be confi dent in your
ability to perform real magic in tight spots. Be alert for opportunities
to transform messy irrelevancy into sparkly intrigue. By the way, how
do you feel about the term “resurrection”? I suggest you strip away
any previous associations you might have had, and be open to the
possibility that you can fi nd new meanings for it.
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LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 49,
My Heart, My Spirit, Iím Yours.
My Life, My Love, Yours Alone.
When: Monday, August
6, 2012. Where: Forever
In Love.. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902554
I think her name is Glueton! ahh-
hhhh i’m going to cry. Can you
make me one that tastes good.
When: Thursday, August
2, 2012. Where: dairy
mart. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902553
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
28, g
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
in. Tamwyn, 22, g
AMELIA
SKINNY FEST
spent the night dancing on
“happy” never did wake from the
tent.Shook up our small commu-
nity. Could have been me or a
pal.Hope life is treating you well
up there. When: Tuesday,
August 14, 2012. Where:
Rooney. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902561
g
SPIRITED BLOND LOVER
Wanted Sexual goddess.
Attractive man seeks an attrac-
tive friend with benifits. No head
trips-honesty is a must! Nothing
too serious just great sex and
friendship. High sex drive
required. ezryder, 50, g
Free Will Astrology
LEO
POSITIVE PASSIONATE MAN
Spiritual tall attractive humor-
ous fun fellow who wishes to
create something grand with a
lady who harbors a great
smile,keen mind, and the sense
of adventure. Earthman, 31,
TIN CUP RUM
You stole a bottle of rum and
then stole my heart. Me jumping
off the zipline after you gave it a
running
start.
When:
Saturday, July 14, 2012.
Where: cg. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902550
a good reminder that just because many people believe something
is true or valuable or important doesn’t mean it is. That’s especially
crucial for you to keep in mind. You are in a phase when it might be
wise and healthy to evade at least one popular trend. Groupthink is
not your friend.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): With all the homework you’ve done
lately, you’ve earned a lot of extra credit. So I’m thinking you’ll get
a decent grade in your unoffi cial “crash course” even if you’re a bit
sleepy during your fi nal exam. But just in case, I’ll provide you with a
mini-cheat sheet. Here are the right answers to fi ve of the most chal-
lenging test questions. 1. People who never break anything will never
learn how to make lasting creations. 2. A mirror is not just an excellent
tool for self-defense, but also a tremendous asset in your quest for
power over yourself. 3. The less you hide the truth, the smarter you’ll
be. 4. The well-disciplined shall inherit the earth. 5. You often meet
your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Hubble Space Telescope has taken
700,000 photos of deep space. Because it’s able to record details that
are impossible to capture from the Earth’s surface, it has dramatically
enhanced astronomers’ understanding of stars and galaxies. This
miraculous technology got off to a rough start, however. Soon after
its launch, scientists realized that there was a major fl aw in its main
mirror. Fortunately, astronauts were eventually able to correct the
problem in a series of complex repair jobs. It’s quite possible, Libra,
that you will benefi t from a Hubble-like augmentation of your vision in
the next nine months. Right from the beginning, make sure there are
no signifi cant defects in the fundamentals of your big expansion.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To some people, sweating is regarded
as an indelicate act that should be avoided or hidden. But there are
others for whom sweating is a sign of health and vigor. In Egyptian
culture, for example, “How do you sweat?” is a common salutation. In
the coming weeks, Scorpio, I encourage you to align yourself with the
latter attitude. It won’t be a time to try to impress anyone with how
cool and dignifi ed you are. Rather, success is more likely to be yours
if you’re not only eager to sweat but also willing to let people see you
sweat. Exert yourself. Extend yourself. Show how much you care.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Whatever I take, I take too
much or too little; I do not take the exact amount,” wrote poet Antonio
Porchia. “The exact amount is no use to me.” I suggest you try
adopting that bad-ass attitude in the coming days, Sagittarius. Be a
bit contrarian, but with humor and style. Doing so would, I think, put
you in sweet alignment with the impish nature of the vibes swirling in
your vicinity. If you summon just the right amount of devil-may-care
jauntiness, you’ll be likely to get the most out of the cosmic jokes that
will unfold.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What is the longest-running lie
in your life? Maybe it’s a deception you’ve worked long and hard to
hide. Maybe it’s a delusion you’ve insisted on believing in. Or perhaps
it’s just a wish you keep thinking will come true one day even though
there’s scant evidence it ever will. Whatever that big drain on your
energy is, Capricorn, now would be a good time to try changing your
relationship with it. I can’t say for sure that you’ll be able to com-
pletely transform it overnight. But if you marshal a strong intention,
you will be able to get the process underway.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may have heard the theory
that somewhere there is a special person who is your other half — the
missing part of you. In D. H. Lawrence’s version of this fantasy, the two
of you were a single angel that divided in two before you were born.
Personally, I don’t buy it. The experiences of everyone I’ve ever known
suggest there are many possible soulmates for each of us. So here’s
my variation on the idea: Any good intimate relationship generates
an “angel” — a spirit that the two partners create together. This is an
excellent time for you to try out this hypothesis, Aquarius. As you
interact with your closest ally, imagine that a third party is with you:
your mutual angel.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the coming weeks, you’ll be wise
to shed your emotional baggage and purge your useless worries and
liberate yourself from your attachments to the old days and the old
ways. In other words, clear out a lot of free, fresh space. And when
you’re fi nished doing that, Pisces, don’t hide away in a dark corner
feeing vulnerable and sensitive and stripped bare. Rather, situate
yourself in the middle of a fertile hub and prepare to consort with new
playmates, unexpected adventures, and interesting blessings. One of
my readers, Reya Mellicker, sums up the right approach: “Be empty,
not like the bowl put away in the cupboard, but like the bowl on the
counter, cereal box above, waiting to receive.”
HOMEWORK:
Is there a belief you know you should live without,
but have not yet gotten the courage to banish? FreeWillAstrology.com
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