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WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage
I have a question regarding pornography usage and browser histories. As a matter of cour-
tesy to my wife (and anyone else who may use our devices), I always clear the browser history
on whatever device (computer/iPad) I may have used to view pornography. I have always just
assumed that she doesn’t want to see “Teen Anal Adventures” or “Lifestyles of the Deep and
Fisted” when she logs onto the browser history. However, the other day, she noticed a blank
browser history and berated me for “keeping secrets” from her regarding my masturbatory view-
ings. I thought I was following proper etiquette by erasing the browser history. Now I am not so
sure. Your thoughts?
Wondering Husband Always Clears Kache
If your wife enjoys porn, doesn’t smut-shame you for enjoying porn, and wants to check out
your browser history because she fi nds it titillating to review your recent porn picks, then stop
clearing your browser history.
But if your wife hates porn and smut-shames you for watching porn, WHACK, then keep
clearing your browser history. She’s not angry that you’re keeping secrets. She’s angry that
you’re watching porn and she’s trying to create a lose-lose scenario for you. Watch porn and
don’t clear your browser history? Get in trouble for watching porn. Watch porn and clear
your browser history? Get in trouble for watching porn. The only way you can avoid getting in
trouble? Stop watching porn.
And we both know that ain’t gonna happen, right?
So keep clearing your browser history, WHACK, which is the courteous thing to do. And
ignore the wife when she tries to make you feel guilty about watching porn because that kind
of inconsiderate, controlling, smut-shaming behavior shouldn’t be tolerated. (My response
presumes that your porn consumption is moderate, WHACK, and that you’re not neglecting the
wife’s needs for emotional and sexual intimacy in favor of alone time with your laptop. If your
habits are immoderate and/or you’re neglecting her, then your wife has every right to be furious
— at you, WHACK, not porn.)
I’m gay and so is my insanely attractive boyfriend. We have been dating for a year now. His
attractiveness isn’t a problem … until it is. You see, he enjoys getting compliments and he gets
them frequently from other gay guys. I love my boyfriend and I am happy when he’s happy, but
the frequency with which guys make passes at him has started to make me uncomfortable. I told
him this, and he tells me he isn’t going to tell them to stop because he doesn’t see what the prob-
lem is, and that it would seem standoffi sh to say anything negative about these passes. He tells
me that it’s not like he’s making passes back and most of the time he insists I’m misinterpreting
an innocent interaction. These guys are actively fl irting with my boyfriend, and he takes it as a
compliment! Am I being appropriately protective or am I being a jealous douche?
Scared And Protective
If your friends — yours and/or his — are making passes at your boyfriend, SAP, then you have
a right to be angry. Good gay etiquette dictates that friends either refrain from making passes at
insanely attractive guys who have boyfriends or that they make passes at the insanely attractive
guy and his boyfriend. If your friends are making the passes at your boyfriend only, or they’re
making passes at him and/or you when they know your relationship is exclusive, then you and
your boyfriend need to let your disrespectful and/or clueless friends know that they’re being
huge assholes.
But there’s not much you can do about strangers making passes at your boyfriend, SAP,
particularly if your boyfriend enjoys the attention — and it sure sounds like he does.
You’ve got a hot boyfriend, SAP, and that has its perks. But it has drawbacks, too. Putting
up with other people innocently hitting on your boyfriend — innocent because they don’t know
your boyfriend is partnered, SAP, and because your boyfriend isn’t exactly exuding a fuck off
vibe — is the price you’ll have to pay to be with this insanely attractive guy. Willing yourself to
take these passes and your boyfriend’s clear enjoyment of them in stride, SAP, is a wiser course
than allowing something that’s outside your control to become an ongoing source of confl ict in
your relationship.
Staying with friends of friends in their guest suite and discovered a “funnel gag” sitting on
the fl oor next to the bed. (I took a picture and did a Google Images search!) My best guess is that
it fell there after its last “use,” as it was on the side of the bed nearest the wall and it could have
been overlooked during “cleanup.” Do I say something? What’s the “etiquette” in a situation like
this? What do people use these things for?!?
Guest Asks Graciously
People don’t use them to “water” stubborn plants, GAG.
And the proper etiquette in a situation like this is to ignore the mislaid sex toy. Leave the gag
where you found it and say nothing about it to your hosts, your mutual friend, or any syndicated
sex-advice columnists. Whether your hosts stumble over the gag after your visit or realize it’s
missing and slip into their guest suite to retrieve it during your visit, GAG, your discretion will
allow your hosts to tell themselves that you didn’t discover it.
I’m a senior in college and a lesbian, and I have a question about strap-on etiquette. My
previous girlfriend and I bought one together, and I really enjoyed being on the receiving end of
it. When we broke up, she took it since she felt like she had “bonded” with it. My current GF and
I have been thinking of getting one, but I’m not sure how I feel about another joint purchase. I
like her a lot, but I don’t know if our relationship will last after I graduate next spring, and the
prospect of having to get a new toy every time I break up with someone isn’t appealing. Would
it be reasonable, as a generally receptive partner, to buy a strap-on that I can bond with and ask
future partners to use it? Is it selfi sh to be thinking of the eventual end of a relationship when
shopping for toys?
Seeking Toy-Related Advice Pronto
A strap-on isn’t a funnel gag, STRAP. By which I mean to say …
Even if a strap-on is a joint purchase, even if it was purchased for the pleasure of the person
“on the receiving end,” it’s not uncommon for the wearer of a particular strap-on — the person
on the giving end — to come to regard the strap-on as an extension of her body and bond with
it. Such was the case with your ex. And even if your ex had allowed you to keep that strap-on,
STRAP, odds are good that your new girlfriend would also have seen that old strap-on as an
extension of your ex’s body and insisted on it being replaced.
My advice: Go halfsies on a new strap-on — on the harness and the dildo — and one or two
other sex toys of comparable value and utility. If the relationship ends, your new ex-girlfriend
keeps the strap-on, you keep the funnel gag.
SATISFY YOUR FANTASIES!
NUDE
HOURS DAILY
Savage Love
Programming Note: “Chick-fi l-A” is an obvious synonym for “pegging.” I mean, obviously,
right? I shall now use Chick-fi l-A in a sentence: “Her boyfriend’s kinda homophobic, but I hear he
loves Chick-fi l-A.”
Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage.
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