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im kinda shy dont get out much
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gling. somtimes known to play
RPG`s and DND to. feiraliera,
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looking for fun and interesting
conversations about everything
under or over the sun. mag-
minius, 40
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BETTER THAN BUFFY
Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes
the outdoors but also enjoys a
night in. Tamwyn, 22, g
no one else keeps me up so late.
no one else looks so good with
their hair in my fist. come over
and make my heart race When:
Saturday, July 28,
2012. Where: sunnydale.
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TIN CUP RUM
Two years ago on this day.
Known you forever; only just
about to meet. Bright flower
dress, brighter smile. Steelhead,
sushi, river walk, laughs. Love.
Keep climbing Linderkey. Happy
anniversary! When: Monday,
August 2, 2010. Where:
Cooking, singing, play-
ing, and puppeteering.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
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You stole a bottle of rum and
then stole my heart. Me jumping
off the zipline after you gave it a
running
start.
When:
Saturday, July 14, 2012.
Where: cg. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902550
REDHEAD ON 40
You sitting there beautiful red
hair skeleton tattoo. Me one seat
back red shirt, hat, shades, red
goatee and gauged ears. Just
wanted to say hi and your beau-
tiful! When: Tuesday, July
24, 2012. Where: the
40 bus @ 5. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
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15, 2012. Where: living.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
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At starlight Wednesday night,I
noticed you reading don’t know
if you noticed me I definitely
noticed your filthy mustache if
you’re interested I would like to
take a ride ;). When:
Thursday, July 19, 2012.
Where: Starlight lounge.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902547
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looking forward to meeting you
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Naneste’ “Bearsun” When:
Thursday, July 12,
2012. Where: personal
flirt. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902546
SUNDANCE
we have to stop meeting this
way..i really liked your smile..
your energy..your effervescent
personality..we ran into each
other three times in sundance
..would you care for a coffee and
conversation
When:
Wednesday, July 18,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902542
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Sunday, OCF, MainStage, Jerry
Joseph Show. Took a photo of
your awesome leather fanny
pack. You: hat, glasses, pin-
striped pants, sneakers. Me: yel-
low headband, grey dress. Tea?
When: Sunday, July 15,
2012. Where: Oregon
Country Fair. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902541
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BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The astrological omens suggest that
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve been making pretty good progress
you now have a lot in common with the legendary Most Interesting
Man in the World — adventurous, unpredictable, interesting, lucky,
one-of-a-kind. To create your horoscope, I have therefore borrowed a
few selected details from his ad campaign’s descriptions of him. Here
we go: In the coming weeks, you will be the life of parties you don’t
even attend. Astronauts will be able to see your charisma from outer
space. Up to one-third of your body weight will be gravitas. Your cell
phone will always have good reception, even in a subway 100 feet
underground. Panhandlers will give you money. You could challenge
your refl ection to a staring contest -- and win. You’ll be able to keep
one eye on the past while looking into the future. When you sneeze,
God will say “God bless you.”
in the School of Life. By my estimates, you’re now the equivalent of
a sophomore. You’ve mastered enough lessons so that you can no
longer be considered a freshman, and yet you’ve got a lot more to
learn. Are you familiar with the etymology of the word “sophomore”?
It comes from two Greek words meaning “wise” and “fool.” That’ll be
a healthy way to think about yourself in the coming weeks. Be smart
enough to know what you don’t know. Cultivate the voracious curiosity
necessary to lead you to the next rich teachings.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Psychologist Bruno Bettelheim said
the dreams we have at night are “the result of inner pressures which
have found no relief, of problems which beset a person to which he
knows no solution and to which the dream fi nds none.” That sounds
bleak, doesn’t it? If it’s true, why even bother to remember our
dreams? Well, because we are often not consciously aware of the
feelings they reveal to us. By portraying our buried psychic material
in story form, dreams give us insight into what we’ve been missing. So
even though they may not provide a solution, they educate us. Take
heed, Taurus! Your upcoming dreams will provide useful information
you can use to fi x one of your longstanding dilemmas.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When French composer Georges Auric
scored the soundtrack for Jean Cocteau’s movie Blood of a Poet, he
produced “love music for love scenes, game music for game scenes,
and funeral music for funeral scenes.” But Cocteau himself had a
different idea about how to use Auric’s work. For the love scenes he
decided to use the funeral music, for the game scenes the love music,
and for the funeral scenes the game music. In accordance with the
current astrological omens, Gemini, I recommend that you experiment
with that style of mixing and matching. Have fun! (Source: A Ned
Rorem Reader, by Ned Rorem.)
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Piglet was so excited at the idea of
being useful that he forgot to be frightened any more,” wrote A. A.
Milne in his kids’ story Winnie-the-Pooh. That’s my prescription for
how to evade the worrisome fantasies that are nipping at you, Can-
cerian. If no one has invited you to do some engaging and important
labor of love, invite yourself. You need to be needed -- even more than
usual. P.S. Here’s what Rumi advises: “Be a lamp, or a lifeboat, or a
ladder.”
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! You are my
disco-dancing sparkle-tastic
robot of love and you make me
smile every day! Here’s to many
more, you sexy rockstar!
When:
Wednesday,
August 1, 2012. Where:
Superlove-Wonderland.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902548
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A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
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working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A few years ago, a Malaysian man named
Lim Boon Hwa arranged to have himself “cooked.” For 30 minutes, he
sat on a board covering a pan full of simmering dumplings and corn.
The fact that no harm came to him was proof, he said, that Taoist
devotees like him are protected by their religion’s deities. I advise you
not to try a stunt like that, Virgo — including metaphorical versions.
This is no time to stew in your own juices. Or boil in your tormented
fantasies. Or broil in your nagging doubts. Or be grilled in your self-
accusations. You need to be free from the parts of your mind that try
to cook you.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): On a spring day in 1973, an engineer
named Martin Cooper debuted the world’s fi rst cell phone. He placed a
call as he walked along a New York City street. The phone weighed two
and half pounds and resembled a brick. Later he joked that no one
would be able to talk very long on his invention, since it took a lot of
strength to hold it against one’s ear. Think of how far that amazing de-
vice has come since then, Libra. Now imagine some important aspect
of your own life that is in a rather primitive state at this moment but
could one day be as natural and fully developed as cell phones have
become. Are you willing to work hard to make that happen? Now’s a
good time to intensify your commitment.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming week, you will lose some
clout and self-command if you’re too hungry for power. Likewise, if
you act too brazenly intelligent, you may alienate potential helpers
who are not as mentally well-endowed as you. One other warning,
Scorpio: Don’t be so fi ercely reasonable that you miss the emotional
richness that’s available. In saying these things, I don’t mean to sound
as if I’m advising you to dumb yourself down and downplay your
strengths. Not at all. Rather, I’m trying to let you know that the best
way to get what you really need is to tailor your self-expression to the
unique circumstances you fi nd yourself in.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For a while, French writer
Honoré de Balzac (1799-1850) was very poor. He lived in a place that
had no heat and almost no furniture. To enhance his environment, he
resorted to the use of fantasy. On one of his bare walls, he wrote the
words, “rosewood paneling with ornamental cabinet.” On another, he
wrote “Gobelin tapestry with Venetian mirror.” Over the empty fi re-
place he declared, “Picture by Raphael.” That’s the level of imaginative
power I encourage you to summon in the coming weeks, Sagittarius.
So much of what you’ll need will come from that simple magic.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s an excellent time to overthrow
false gods and topple small-minded authorities and expose fraudulent
claims. Anyone and anything in your environment that do not fully
deserve the power they claim should get the brunt of your exuberant
skepticism. When you’re done cleaning up those messes, turn your at-
tention to your own inner realms. There might be some good work to
be done there. Can you think of any hypocrisy that needs fi xing? Any
excessive self-importance that could use some tamping down? Any
pretending that would benefi t from a counter dose of authenticity?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In old China, people used to cool
themselves by sipping hot drinks. After taking a bath, they buffed the
excess water from their skin by using a wet towel. When greeting a
friend, they shook their own hand instead of the friend’s. To erect a
new house, they built the roof fi rst. You’re currently in a phase of your
astrological cycle when this kind of behavior makes sense. In fact, I
suspect you’re most likely to have a successful week if you’re ready to
reverse your usual way of doing things on a regular basis.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’m really tired of you not getting all
of the appreciation and acknowledgment and rewards you deserve. Is
there even a small possibility that you might be harboring some re-
sistance to that good stuff? Could you be giving off a vibe that subtly
infl uences people to withhold the full blessings they might otherwise
confer upon you? According to my analysis of the astrological omens,
the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to work on correct-
ing this problem. Do everything you can to make it easy for people to
offer you their love and gifts.
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