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Happy Birthday, Cats! Black
Velvet Sunshine. Tiny Thunder,
you amaze me every day - thank
you for making it your job to
crack me up! Big humble grati-
tude to my pack.
P is for Pitty!! We love you so
much!
Hi Brutus! Thanks for always
being there little buddy. Daddy
loves you!
Zero-dog and Pim-cat, who live
with the Scully family along the
Leaburg Canal. We’re not sure
what kind of practical joke just
took place...but at least one of
them thinks it’s funny.
Pumpkin. You were my best
friend for 11 years. You gave me
so much more than I deserved.
Still miss you every day.
Jessi, You’re the greatest!
Anna & Tamara together forever!
Shout out to Wallingford
Bigglesworth! You bring so
much joy and energy to life.
Abbi...19 years and counting!
To chance, you make my life
worth living.
Hey Beavis, let’s go break some-
thing!
Rex & Corky Best Dog and a really
great Cat Forever in our hearts
Loves to Garrett!!!!
Moira and Rhoda
Mi’woz! Your mommy loves you!
Mr. Panochè and Rosie, two of
the most squishy luv muffins
ever! Mommy loves you forever
and always.
To Surgey-O, who journeyed with
us on the Oregon Trail
Mootzie our hearts will always
be entwined with yours. You
were simply the best cat ever. It
was always all about The Mootz.
Bye.
KCHELL, GREAT PHOTO!
I saved your phone message(s),
looking forward to meeting you
very soon.Phone again, and if
I’m not there, leave your # and
the best time to phone back!
Naneste’ “Bearsun” When:
Thursday, July 12,
2012. Where: personal
flirt. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902546
MADAM MACEY
Was a pleasure to have you
around, if even for a short time.
So I sent you a reminder of here.
Call me for help with the cross-
word When: Sunday, July
15, 2012. Where: living.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902543
IM HER YOKO
WHITE DRESS PEACH
You’re my Lennon. You are the
most beautiful kind hearted per-
son I have ever met. You had me
at hello with your crooked smile.
I love you. When: Tuesday,
July 17, 2012. Where:
Eugene. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902538
I can’t get you out of my mind.
You some how had a perfectly
white dress at the dusty Country
Fair. I liked it when you touched
my hair. When: Sunday,
July 15, 2012. Where:
on a bench cave thing.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902534
OCF, LEATHERFANNYPACK
GUY
Sunday, OCF, MainStage, Jerry
Joseph Show. Took a photo of
your awesome leather fanny
pack. You: hat, glasses, pin-
striped pants, sneakers. Me: yel-
low headband, grey dress. Tea?
When: Sunday, July 15,
2012. Where: Oregon
Country Fair. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902541
B STREET
I miss u crazy why...what is it that
u where tryin to have me as?...
cause if it was 4 love u succeded
if not well sad day When:
Thursday, July 5, 2012.
Where: ponds. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902540
LOVELY FAIR DANCER
Saturday night at the Main Stage.
Lost your friends and grooved
with me instead. Never saw you
Sunday, but I loved your roses
and smile. Could we dance
again? When: Saturday,
July 14, 2012. Where:
Oregon Country Fair.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902539
ECSTATIC FAIRE DANCERS
Topless or not, we loved you all,
beautiful ones. Your dancing
inspired us to drum better, and
harder. See you at the Saturday
Market Drum Circle. Love,
Babaloo & Jonjii. When:
Saturday, July 14, 2012.
Where: Oregon Country
Fair. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902537
STEAMPUNK GODDESS OCF
You: Corset with black fairy
wings standing under the prayer
flags by Chela Mela Me: Leather
pants with goggles by the stilts
benches Connection? When:
Saturday, July 14, 2012.
Where:
OCF.
You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902536
BEARDY BEER BOY
Hey you with the beard, talking
about beers all day! You are the
cutest! I hope you have the
most fantastic birthday ever!
When: Monday, July 16,
2012. Where: Market of
Choice. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902533
ICE CREAM ADVENTURE
We spenT The day dancing and
meandering and had sushi jusT
before we had To caTch The bus.
We never did find ThaT Ice
Cream! Thanks for The fun daTe.
When: Sunday, July 15,
2012. Where: Oregon
Country
Fair.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902532
YOUR FOREVER
WOAH
I give to you my forever. You are
my love, my light, my calm. I’m
yours. When: Friday, July
13, 2012. Where: in our
home making up. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902535
is that right? this needs to end
before something goes terribly
wrong When: Sunday,
July 15, 2012. Where:
...... You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902531
SABRA THE ACTOR S
poke at HH you busing to OCF,
gracious, me polite. I should
have proffered ph number. Sun
July 15, Horsehead Contact me
541-543-4314
This is my sweet girl Miko.
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In your personal chart, the planet Uranus
symbolizes those special talents you have that are especially useful to
other people. Which aspects of your soulful beauty are potentially of
greatest service to the world? How can you express your uniqueness
in ways that activate your most profound generosity? If you learn
the answers to these questions, you will make great progress toward
solving the riddle that Uranus poses. I’m happy to report that the
coming years will provide you with excellent opportunities to get to
the bottom of this mystery. And now would be a good time to launch a
concerted effort.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the coming weeks, I’m afraid there’s
only a very small chance that you’ll be able to turn invisible at will,
shapeshift into an animal form and back, or swipe the nectar of im-
mortality from the gods. The odds of success are much higher, though,
if you will attempt less ambitious tasks that are still pretty frisky and
brazen. For example, you could germinate a potential masterpiece
where nothing has ever grown. You could legally steal from the rich
and give the spoils to the poor. And you could magically transform a
long-stuck process that no one thought would ever get unstuck.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Are there are any weaknesses or prob-
lems in your approach to communication? They will be exposed in the
coming weeks. If you’re even slightly lazy or devious about express-
ing yourself, you will have to deal with the karmic consequences of
that shortcoming. If there’s more manipulativeness than love in your
quest for connection, you’ll be compelled to do some soul-searching.
That’s the bad news, Gemini. The good news is that you will have far
more power than usual to upgrade the way you exchange energy with
others. In fact, this could be the time you enter into a golden age of
communication.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you narrow your focus now, the
world will really open up for you in the second half of October and
November. To the degree that you impose limitations on your desire
to forever fl ow in all directions, you will free up creative ideas that
are currently buried. So summon up some tough-minded discipline,
please. Refuse to let your moodiness play havoc with your productiv-
ity. Dip into your reserve supply of high-octane ambition so you will
always have a sixth sense about exactly what’s important and what’s
not.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Th e state of Maine has a law that prohibits
anyone from leaving an airplane while it is fl ying through the air. This
seems like a reasonable restriction until you realize how badly it dis-
criminates against skydivers. Legal scholars will tell you that examples
JULY 26, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
STARLIGHT READER
At starlight Wednesday night,I
noticed you reading don’t know
if you noticed me I definitely
noticed your filthy mustache if
you’re interested I would like to
take a ride ;). When:
Thursday, July 19, 2012.
Where: Starlight lounge.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902547
Sweetpea, my soft cat. Your fur
is unparalleled. Thanks for being
you.
Free Will Astrology
34
It’s been a year since Mikey our
orange cat died. We still talk
about the way he would follow
us from room to room, play
fetch, or follow a sunbeam
across the floor. We’ll always
love you, Mikey—you were one of
a kind.
SUNDANCE
we have to stop meeting this
way..i really liked your smile..
your energy..your effervescent
personality..we ran into each
other three times in sundance
..would you care for a coffee and
conversation
When:
Wednesday, July 18,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902542
like this are not at all rare. Laws tend to be crude, one-size-fi ts-all
formulations. And as I’m sure you’ve discovered in your travels, Leo,
one-size-fi ts-all formulations always squash expressions of individual-
ity. In the coming weeks, be extra alert for pressures to conform to
overly broad standards and sweeping generalizations. Rebel if neces-
sary. You have license to be yourself to the tenth power.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I propose that you try to accomplish
the following clean-up projects in the next four weeks: ten bushels of
weeds yanked out of your psychic landscape; 25 pounds of unused
stuff and moldering junk hauled away from your home; 10 loads of
dirty laundry (especially the metaphorical kind) washed free of taint
and stains — and not blabbed about on social media; at least $5,000
worth of weird fi nancial karma scrubbed away for good; a forgotten
fence mended; and a festering wound tended to until it heals.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Philosopher William Irwin Thompson says
that we humans are like fl ies creeping along the ceiling of the Sistine
Chapel. We literally cannot see the splendor that surrounds us. As a
result, we don’t live in reality. We’re lost in our habitual perceptions,
blinded by our favorite illusions, and addicted to beliefs that hide the
true nature of the universe. That’s the bad news, Libra. The good news
is that every now and then, each of us slips into a grace period when
it’s possible to experience at least some of the glory we’re normally
cut off from. The veil opens, and previously undetected beauty
appears. The weeks ahead will be the closest you’ve come to this
breakthrough in a long time.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Can you guess which European coun-
try has the best military record in the last eight centuries? It’s France.
Out of the 185 battles its soldiers have engaged in, they’ve won 132
and lost only 43. Ten times they fought to a draw. Of all the signs of
the zodiac, Scorpio, I think you have the best chance of compiling a
comparable record in the next 10 months. Your warrior-like qualities
will be at a peak; your instinct for achieving hard-fought victories
may be the stuff of legends years from now. But please keep in mind
what the ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu said in his iconic
text The Art of War: The smart and powerful warrior always avoids
outright confl ict if possible, and wins by using slyer means.
title until the period between Aug. 9 and 14, when the Perseids meteor
shower will be gracing the night skies with up to 170 streaks per hour.
The peak fl ow will come on Aug. 12 and 13.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may have to travel far and
wide before you will fully appreciate a familiar resource whose beauty
you’re half-blind to. It’s possible you’ll have to suffer a partial loss of
faith so as to attract experiences that will make your faith stronger
than it ever was. And I’m guessing that you may need to slip outside
your comfort zone for a while in order to learn what you need to know
next about the arts of intimacy. These are tricky assignments, Capri-
corn. I suggest you welcome them without resentment.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My daughter Zoe has been writing
some fi ne poetry these last few years. I regard it as professional-grade
stuff that has been born of natural talent and developed through
discipline and hard work. You might ask, quite reasonably, whether
my evaluation of her literary output is skewed by fatherly pride. I’ve
considered that possibility. But recently, my opinion got unbiased cor-
roboration when her school awarded her with the “All-College Honor”
for her poetry manuscript. I predict you will soon have a comparable
experience. Your views or theories will be confi rmed by an indepen-
dent and objective source.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The critic Dorothy Parker didn’t think
highly of Katherine Hepburn’s acting skills. “She runs the emotional
gamut from A to B,” said Parker. I realize that what I’m about to sug-
gest may be controversial, but I’m hoping you will be Hepburn-like in
the coming week, Pisces. This is not the right time, in my astrological
opinion, for you to entertain a wide array of slippery, syrupy, succulent
feelings. Nor would it be wise to tease out every last nuance of the
beguiling vibes rising up within you. For the time being, you need to
explore the pleasures of discerning perception and lucid analysis. Get
lost in deep thought, not rampant passion.
HOMEWORK:
Each of us has a secret ignorance that’s burning a
hole in our soul. What’s yours, and what are you going to do about it?
Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): After consulting the astrologi-
cal omens, I’ve concluded that during the next three weeks, you will
deserve the following titles: 1. Most Likely to Benefi t from Serendipi-
tous Adventures; 2. Most Likely to Exclaim “Aha!”; 3. Most Likely to
Thrive While Wandering in Wild Frontiers and Exotic Locales; 4. Most
Likely to Have a Wish Come True If This Wish Is Made in the Presence
of a Falling Star. You might want to wait to fully embody that fourth
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