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DRUMTOWER DANCER
DRUMMER
SHY AND GEEKY
GEEKY OLD SOUL
A little awkward, a little socially
inept. I play WoW, read, write (or
attempt to at least), draw, and
hope to someday be a licensed
tattoo artist. starvinartma-
jor, 24, g
Fantasy and sci-fi geek who’s
looking for fun and interesting
conversations about everything
under or over the sun. mag-
minius, 40
LONELY, NEEDS COMPANY
kind of old fashioned, like to
cook, love movies, rock music,
looking for a nice woman, down
to earth who is happy being her-
self. Ore1964, 47
Smart, attractive student on the
rebound and hurting. ISO cuddly,
understanding guy to hold me on
the cold nights and be my friend
during the day. Herb friendly.
MissMariGold88, 23, g
POSITIVE VIBESN’ SUNSHINE!
Independent,attractive, hard-
working, fun loving girl looking
for the same in a laid back guy
who wants to take some time
and get to know each other in
the sunshine. humdrop, 34,
g
BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
HAWAIIAN SEA TURTLE
NO DRAMA!
SECRETLY JOSS WHEDON.
I’m just looking for a cool chick
to spend some time with doing
geeky things and see what hap-
pens. And if you’re a ginger I
already love you. revfelix, 23,
BEARDY BEER BOY
WOAH
WEST 11TH FREDDIES
Hey you with the beard, talking
about beers all day! You are the
cutest! I hope you have the
most fantastic birthday ever!
When: Monday, July 16,
2012. Where: Market of
Choice. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902533
is that right? this needs to end
before something goes terribly
wrong When: Sunday, July
15, 2012. Where: ......
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902531
I don’t know your name, but you
called me at work to ask if I had
a boyfriend. Please come back
through my line. Me-Black hair
with red bangs. You-? When:
Thursday, July 12, 2012.
Where: West 11th Fred
Meyer. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902529
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ICE CREAM ADVENTURE
SICK OF SINGLE....
Love to have fun,. Shimmy, 35,
g
COUNTRY BOY
Im a good hearted man but just
got messed around to much and
dont wanna fall into a slumber of
sadness.i like to cuddle and be
romantic. lonelyman30, 30
DANCE WITH ABANDON
You: grey goatee, glasses, drum-
mer, straw hat. Tall, powerful.
Dancing w/a gong, circling me.
My hand slid down your back.
Me: short purple dress, brunette,
bellydancer. Thinking of you.
When: Saturday, July
14, 2012. Where: Oregon
Country Fair, Drum
Tower, 6:00 Friday.. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902528
WHITE DRESS PEACH
I can’t get you out of my mind.
You some how had a perfectly
white dress at the dusty Country
Fair. I liked it when you touched
my hair. When: Sunday,
July 15, 2012. Where: on
a bench cave thing. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902534
We spenT The day dancing and
meandering and had sushi jusT
before we had To caTch The bus.
We never did find ThaT Ice
Cream! Thanks for The fun daTe.
When: Sunday, July 15,
2012. Where: Oregon
Country
Fair.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902532
ALIVE....AND SO IS
the big Gemini, who protected
me and made me feel small, who
played on the football team and
worked construction and who
broke my heart....and is now dat-
ing a man When: Sunday,
July 15, 2012. Where:
........... You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902530
PRETZELS
Nickoli the pretzel guy!
Delivering delicious dough daily.
Your smile makes me smile. Bike
ride sometime? When:
Wednesday, July 11,
2012. Where: Red Barn.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902527
Broken down on the road, you
gave me a lift to my husband
and back. Really appreciated it,
thank you so much, you made
my night! When: Tuesday,
July 10, 2012. Where:
Roosevelt and Danebo.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902524
IN 3 MINUTES
I saw all of that goodness which
runs through you....and I surren-
der everything to that which
animates this love, these hands,
worships that skin, and thirsts to
touch that soul. When:
Sunday, June 17, 2012.
Where: In the light. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902526
saw you dancing down charnel-
ton at 13th.. loved the view..would
love to see you dance again...
would love to dance awhile with
such a free spirit..take a shot..
you wont regret it.. When:
Friday, June 15, 2012.
Where: charnelton at
13th street. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902525
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
It does not have to be over my
love. Like you I am still in love.
This weekend I felt you again and
it was beautiful. Come back to
me. When: Sunday, July
8, 2012. Where: In bed in
OUR home. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902523
DREAMING OF TACOS
T-I saw you in my dreams at first,
then we met and made little
tacos and now you are in my
dreams again. I hope this dream
comes true. When: Tuesday,
July 10, 2012. Where: E
34th Ave Eugene. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902522
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cal discipline. According to a description I read on a fl yer in Santa
Cruz, it “blends the spiritual wisdom of yoga, the loving kindness
of massage, and the dynamic power of acrobatics.” I’d love to see
you work on creating a comparable hybrid in the coming months,
Aries — some practice or system or approach that would allow you to
weave together your various specialties into a synergetic whole. Start
brainstorming about that impossible dream now, and soon it won’t
seem so impossible.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Unless you grow your own or buy the
heirloom variety at farmer’s markets, you probably eat a lot of taste-
less tomatoes. Blame it on industrial-scale farming and supermarket
chains. They’ve bred tomatoes to be homogenous and bland — easy
to ship and pretty to look at. But there’s a sign of hope: A team of
scientists at the University of Florida is researching what makes
tomatoes taste delicious, and is working to bring those types back into
mainstream availability. I think the task you have ahead of you in the
coming weeks is metaphorically similar, Taurus. You should see what
you can to do restore lost fl avor, color, and soulfulness. Opt for earthy
idiosyncrasies over fake and boring perfection.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It’ll be a humming, murmuring, whisper-
ing kind of week — a time when the clues you need will most likely
arrive via ripplings and rustlings and whirrings. Here’s the complica-
tion: Some of the people around you may be more attracted to clangs
and bangs and jangles. They may imagine that the only information
worth paying attention to is the stuff that’s loudest and strongest. But
I hope you won’t be seduced by their attitudes. I trust you’ll resist the
appeals of the showy noise. Be a subtlety specialist who loves nuance
and undertones. Listen mysteriously.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Most change is slow and incremental.
The shifts happen so gradually that they are barely noticeable while
you’re living in the midst of them from day to day. Then there are
those rare times when the way everything fi ts together mutates pretty
quickly. Relationships that have been evolving in slow motion begin to
speed up. Long-standing fi xations melt away. Mystifying questions get
clear answers. I think you’re at one of these junctures now, Cancerian.
It’s not likely you’ll be too surprised by anything that happens, though.
That’s because you’ve been tracking the energetic build-up for a while,
and it will feel right and natural when the rapid ripening kicks in.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Lately you’ve been spending time in both the
off-kilter parts of paradise and the enchanting areas of limbo. On one
notable occasion, you even managed to be in both places simultane-
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BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Acro-Yoga is a relatively new physi-
LEO
in our July 26 Pet Issue
ously. How’d you do that? The results have been colorful but often
paradoxical. What you don’t want and what you do want have gotten a
bit mixed up. You have had to paw your way out of a dead-end confu-
sion but have also been granted a sublime breakthrough. You explored
a tunnel to nowhere but also visited a thrilling vista that provided
you with some medicinal excitement. What will you do for an encore?
Hopefully, nothing that complicated. I suggest you spend the next few
days chilling out and taking inventory of all that’s changed.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The painter Philip Guston loved to
express himself creatively. He said it helped him to get rid of his cer-
tainty, to divest himself of what he knew. By washing away the backlog
of old ideas and familiar perspectives, he freed himself to see the
world as brand new. In light of your current astrological omens, Virgo,
Guston’s approach sounds like a good strategy for you to borrow. The
next couple of weeks will be an excellent time to explore the pleasures
of unlearning and deprogramming. You will thrive by discarding stale
preconceptions, loosening the past’s hold on you, and clearing out
room in your brain for fresh imaginings.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Nineteenth-century author Charles Dick-
ens wrote extensively about harsh social conditions. He specialized
in depicting ugly realities about poverty, crime and classism. Yet one
critic described him as a “genial and loving humorist” who showed
that “even in dealing with the darkest scenes and the most degraded
characters, genius could still be clean and mirth could be innocent.”
I’m thinking that Dickens might be an inspirational role model for you
in the coming weeks, Libra. It will be prime time for you to expose
diffi cult truths and agitate for justice and speak up in behalf of those
less fortunate than you. You’ll get best results by maintaining your
equanimity and good cheer.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): For many years, ambergris was used
as a prime ingredient in perfumes. And where does ambergris come
from? It’s basically whale vomit. Sperm whales produce it in their
gastrointestinal tracts to protect them from the sharp beaks of giant
squid they’ve eaten, then spew it out of their mouths. With that as
your model, Scorpio, I challenge you to convert an inelegant aspect of
your life into a fi ne asset, even a beautiful blessing. I don’t expect you
to accomplish this task overnight. But I do hope you will fi nish by May
of 2013.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Interruption” will be a word
of power for you in the coming days. No, really: I’m not being ironic,
sarcastic or satirical. It is possible that the interruptions will initially
seem inconvenient or undesirable, but I bet you will eventually feel
grateful for their intervention. They will knock you out of grooves you
need to be knocked out of. They will compel you to pay attention to
clues you’ve been neglecting. Don’t think of them as random acts of
cosmic whimsy, but rather as divine strokes of luck that are meant to
redirect your energy to where it should be.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You don’t have to stand in a
provocative pose to be sexy. You don’t have to lick your lips or radi-
ate a smoldering gaze or wear clothes that dramatically reveal your
body’s most appealing qualities. You already know all that stuff, of
course; in light of this week’s assignment, I just wanted to remind you.
And what is that assignment? To be profoundly attractive and alluring
without being obvious about it. With that as your strategy, you’ll draw
to you the exact blessings and benefi ts you need. So do you have any
brilliant notions about how to proceed? Here’s one idea: Be utterly at
peace with who you really are.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I brazenly predict, my dear
Aquarius, that in the next 10 months you will fall in love with love more
deeply than you have in over a decade. You will fi gure out a way to ex-
orcise the demons that have haunted your relationship with romance,
and you will enjoy some highly entertaining amorous interludes. The
mysteries of intimacy will reveal new secrets to you, and you will have
good reasons to redefi ne the meaning of “fun.” Is there any way these
prophecies of mine could possibly fail to materialize? Yes, but only if
you take yourself too seriously and insist on remaining attached to the
old days and old ways.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be alert for fake magic, and make
yourself immune to its seductive appeal. Do not, under any circum-
stances, allow yourself to get snookered by sexy delusions, enticing
hoaxes or clever mirages. There will in fact be some real magic mate-
rializing in your vicinity, and if you hope to recognize it you must not
be distracted by the counterfeit stuff. This is a demanding assignment,
Pisces. You will have to be both skeptical and curious, both tough-
minded and innocently receptive. Fortunately, the astrological omens
suggest you now have an enhanced capacity to live on that edge.
HOMEWORK: Make two fresh promises to yourself: one that’s
easy to keep and one that’s at the edge of your capacity to live up to.
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