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Free Will Astrology
I was a guest on San Francisco radio station KFOG. For a while, the
host interviewed me about my book and astrology column. Then we
moved into a less formal mode, bantering about psychic powers, lucid
dreams, and reincarnation. Out of nowhere, the host asked me, “So
who was I in my past life?” Although I’m not in the habit of reading
people’s previous incarnations, I suddenly and inexplicably had the
sense that I knew exactly who he had been: Savonarola, a controver-
sial 15th-century Italian friar. I suspect you may soon have comparable
experiences, Aries. Don’t be surprised if you are able to glean new
revelations about the past and come to fresh insights about how his-
tory has unfolded.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Tease and tempt and tantalize, Taurus.
Be pithy and catchy and provocative. Don’t go on too long. Leave ‘em
hanging for more. Wink for dramatic effect. Perfect your most enig-
matic smile. Drop hints and cherish riddles. Believe in the power of te-
lepathy. Add a new twist or two to your body language. Be sexy in the
subtlest ways you can imagine. Pose questions that no one has been
brave or smart enough to ask. Hang out in thresholds, crossroads, and
any other place where the action is entertaining.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): American political leaders who have
never been soldiers tend to be more gung-ho about sending U.S.
fi ghting forces into action than leaders who have actually served in
the military. So said former Marine captain Matt Pottinger in TheDai-
lyBeast.com. I recommend that you avoid and prevent comparable
situations in your own life during the coming weeks, Gemini. Don’t put
yourself under the infl uence of decision-makers who have no direct
experience of the issues that are important to you. The same standard
should apply to you, too. Be humble about pressing forward if you’re
armed with no more than a theoretical understanding of things. As
much as possible, make your choices and wield your clout based on
what you know fi rsthand.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let’s hypothesize that there are two
different kinds of freedom possible for you to pursue. One is simplistic
and sterile, while the other is colorful and fertile. The fi rst is character-
ized by absence or emptiness, and the second is full of rich informa-
tion and stimulating experiences. Is there any doubt about which is
preferable? I know that the simplistic, sterile freedom might be easier
and faster to attain. But its value would be limited and short-lived, I’m
afraid. In the long run, the tougher liberation will be more rewarding.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Some people believe that a giant sea serpent
lives in a Scottish lake. They call it the Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie
JULY 12, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
ANTHONY, MARKET SANDAL
BRIGHT ANGEL
WILLAMETTE RIVER WALK
Anthony, you bought custom
huarache running sandals from
me at the Saturday Market. I
mistook you for someone else
and gave you their sandals.
Please contact me to trade back.
When: Saturday, July 7,
2012. Where: Saturday
Market. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902521
Your Spirit shines so brightly
some must shield themselves
from your radiance, I choose to
bask in the beauty that is your
light.. SHINE ON ANGEL!! When:
Friday, July 6, 2012.
Where: our shared world.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902518
Think you caught me staring
dumbly at you, you smiled. You
had short orange hair and a
sleeve on your left arm. Maybe
we can walk together next time?
When: Wednesday, July
4,
2012.
Where:
Willamette River. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902515
OAKLAND? SMITH FAMILY...
You’re totally adorable. I’m so
glad you migrated here. I love
playing house with you, even if
your tinctures make me puke.
Take out the recycling, please?
Happy early birthday. When:
Friday, January 20,
2012. Where: OkCupid/
BHM Arrivals. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902517
COUNTRY BOY
Im a good hearted man but just
got messed around to much and
dont wanna fall into a slumber of
sadness.i like to cuddle and be
romantic. lonelyman30, 30
Self-employed Male - Enjoys the
outdoors, active, funny, gardener
- OMMP friendly, spontaneous
sometimes, likes animals, enjoys
good conversation, and looking
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Shy, chubby, silly guy (22) who
loves coffee seeking a similar
guy, maybe thinner who likes the
outdoors but also enjoys a night
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THREE WORD LIMIT
I want to meet someone with
interests that parallel mine -
very active, non-conformist,
seeking beauty, sensual/erotic,
and very disturbed by global
change processes. A sense of
humor
is
essential.
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Crossed paths @ Smith Family for
the FIRST time this afternoon-
me: working with a kiddo. You:
remembering me from an
Oakland airport. Stunning hair
and smile! Get in touch! When:
Monday, July 9, 2012.
Where: Smith Family
Bookstore. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902520
WHAT IF?
T-If today was my last, I would
spend it with you. ìI cant believe
that we would lie in our graves
dreaming of things that we
might have beenî DMB. When:
Monday, July 2, 2012.
Where: east 34th ave-
nue. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902513
Estate sale. You sold me a
gnome. Made myself look as I
drove away to see if you were
watching, and you waved. Why
on earth did I drive away?
When: Saturday, July 7,
2012. Where: 28th and
Chambers. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902519
SASSAFRASQUATCH?
PURPLE PRINCESS
Near the green raspberries, wild
mullein and purple flowers with a
cat. I called your name but you
were stuck in the brambles. I
miss and love you too. Always.
When: Wednesday, July
4,
2012.
Where:
Springfield. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902516
SHIFTY UNICORN/
LEPRECHAUN?
Romance neverending, Ecstasy
abounds. Minds ever-bending,
Enveloped by our sounds. Time
spent with you, Never grows old.
I am madly in love with you, you
are my pot of gold! When:
Sunday, July 1, 2012.
Where: Martin Rapids
McKenzie River. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902514
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for short. The evidence is anecdotal and skimpy. If the creature actu-
ally lurks in the murky depths, it has never hurt any human being, so
it can’t be considered dangerous. On the other hand, Nessie has long
been a boon to tourism in the area. The natives are happy that the
tales of its existence are so lively. I’d like to propose using the Loch
Ness monster as a template for how to deal with one of your scary de-
lusions. Use your rational mind to exorcise any anxiety you might still
be harboring, and fi gure out a way to take advantage of the legendary
story you created about it.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The soul should always stand ajar,”
said 19-century Emily Dickinson poet in one of her poems, “That if
the heaven inquire/ He will not be obliged to wait/ Or shy of troubling
her.” Modern translation: You should keep your deep psyche in a
constant state of readiness for the possible infl ux of divine inspiration
or unexpected blessings. That way, you’re likely to recognize the call
when it comes and respond with the alacrity necessary to get the full
benefi t of its offerings. This is always a sound principle to live by. But it
will be an especially valuable strategy in the coming weeks. Right now,
imagine what it feels like when your soul is properly ajar.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Some people wonder if I’m more like a
cheerleader than an objective reporter. They think that maybe I mini-
mize the pains and exaggerate the gains that lie ahead. I understand
why they might pose that question. Because all of us are constantly
besieged with a disproportionate glut of discouraging news, I see it
as my duty to provide a counterbalance. My optimism is medicine
to protect you from the distortions that the conventional wisdom
propagates. Having said that, I’d like you to know that I’m not coun-
terbalancing at all when I give you this news: You’re close to grabbing
a strategic advantage over a frustration that has hindered you for a
long time.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Life always gives us exactly the
teacher we need at every moment,” said Zen teacher Charlotte Joko
Beck. “This includes every mosquito, every misfortune, every red light,
every traffi c jam, every obnoxious supervisor (or employee), every
illness, every loss, every moment of joy or depression, every addic-
tion, every piece of garbage, every breath.” While I appreciate Beck’s
advice, I’m perplexed why she put such a heavy emphasis on lessons
that arise from diffi cult events. In the weeks ahead, you’ll be proof
that this is shortsighted. Your teachers are likely to be expansive,
benevolent and generous.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A lathe is a machine that grips
a chunk of metal or wood or clay and rotates it so that someone wield-
ing a tool can form the chunk into a desired shape. From a metaphori-
cal point of view, I visualize you as being held by a cosmic lathe right
now. God or fate or whatever you’d prefer to call it is chiseling away
the non-essential stuff so as to sculpt a more beautiful and useful
version of you. Although the process may be somewhat painful, I think
you’ll be happy with the result.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’m hoping you will take maximum
advantage of the big opportunity that’s ahead for you, Capricorn: an
enhancement of your senses. That’s right. For the foreseeable future,
you not only have the potential to experience extra vivid and memo-
rable perceptions. You could also wangle an upgrade in the acuity and
profundity of your senses, so that your sight, smell, taste, hearing, and
touch will forevermore gather in richer data. For best results, set aside
what you believe about the world, and just drink in the pure impres-
sions. In other words, focus less on the thoughts rumbling around
inside your mind and simply notice what’s going on around you. For
extra credit: Cultivate an empathetic curiosity with everything you’d
like to perceive better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What kind of week will it be for you?
It will be like you’re chewing gum while walking down a city street
and then suddenly you sneeze, catapulting the gooey mess from your
mouth onto the sidewalk in such a way that it gets stuck to the bottom
of your shoe, which causes you to trip and fall, allowing you to fi nd a
$100 bill that is just lying there unclaimed and that you would have
never seen had you not experienced your little fi t of “bad luck.” Be
ready to cash in on unforeseen twists of fate, Aquarius.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Having served as executive vice-
president of the Hedonistic Anarchists Think Tank, I may not seem like
the most believable advocate of the virtues of careful preparation,
rigorous organization, and steely resolve. But if I have learned any-
thing from consorting with hedonistic anarchists, it’s that there’s not
necessarily a clash between thrill-seeking and self-discipline. The two
can even be synergistic. I think that’s especially true for you right now,
Pisces. The quality and intensity of your playtime activities will thrive
in direct proportion to your self-command.
HOMEWORK: Even if you don’t send it, write a letter to the per-
son you admire most. Share it with me at http:///freewillastrology.com
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