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Self-employed Male - Enjoys the
outdoors, active, funny, gardener
- OMMP friendly, spontaneous
sometimes, likes animals, enjoys
good conversation, and looking
for phone contacts only! Email
for phone #. emvalleypete,
66, g
Girl searching for wine at the
Kiva. Dark hair, black shirt, black
bandana, black converse, many
rings. I didn’t work there. Know
where I work? Come find me.
When: Wednesday, June
20, 2012. Where: The
Kiva. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902508
BUSY BEE
no time for serious.... likelys-
torey, 33
HOTBUCK
I’m very outgoing and love to do
anything that includes a fun/
positive vibe. I’m from Iowa & I’m
looking to meet new people and
see what Eugene has to offer!
freehotbuck, 41, g
CURIOUS CAUTIOUS
ADVENTURE
Curiously seeking new friends,
benefits of laughter, play and
spontaneous adventure with
caution LOL Looking for some-
one to play with and enjoy
moments that we find together.
crzyvalentine, 48, g
THREE WORD LIMIT
I want to meet someone with
interests that parallel mine -
very active, non-conformist,
seeking beauty, sensual/erotic,
and very disturbed by global
change processes. A sense of
humor
is
essential.
Naturelover1, 72, g
HEALTHY-WEALTHY-WISE
This Taurus appreciates the
world, embracing our true
nature as stewards of life. Rocky
Mountain High? Share my all
natural exuberance whether
snuggled, conversing or adven-
turing, I am always light.
RobinoftheLakes, 51, g
WENDY!!
Your love’s a permanent distrac-
tion, a perfect interaction A feel-
ing so extreme, I lost my appe-
tite-to-eat, I barely get to sleep
Cause you’re even in my dreams.
I’ll miss you When: Monday,
June 25, 2012. Where:
at the start of some-
thing special. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902512
DUTCH BROTHERS-11TH
You knocked on my door and i
saw you standing there. In my
hands i had purple roses. Time
stopped when we kissed. I knew i
loved you then mami. When:
Wednesday, June 25,
2008. Where: Happy
anniversary, our first
kiss/meeting.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902507
You,(red top, white pants) walk-
ing to Dutch Brothers about
7:00pm Friday June 28th. Me,
turning onto High in little red
pickup. I looked at you, you con-
tinued to look back. When:
Thursday, June 28,
2012. Where: Dutch
Brothers on 11th. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902511
We never went, I’m ready. Give
change a chance. “Only those
who will risk going too far can
possibly find out how far they
can go.” T.S. Eliot When:
Monday, June 18, 2012.
Where: east 34th ave-
nue. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902506
Hi this is your opportunity to
meet a very easy-going fun
black men who’s very sexual. I
will take you to the next level
with sex. Pleasure my business.
blackmagic, 41, g
HYPERACTIVE AND
AFFECTIONATE!
This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
active with glitter, rainbows, and
combat boots :). Flowcub, 24,
g
COUNTRY BOY
Im a good hearted man but just
got messed around to much and
dont wanna fall into a slumber of
sadness.i like to cuddle and be
romantic. lonelyman30, 30
PLAYFUL OTTER HERE
I’m out, good looking and mascu-
line looking for a cute, fun loving
mature man that doesn’t take
himself too seriously. scruffy is
hot disheveled is not. girrr, 42,
g
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Members of the Nevada Republican
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In Norse mythology, Fenrir was a big bad
Party have concocted a bizarre version of family values. A large
majority of them are opposed to gay marriage and yet are all in favor
of legal brothels. Their wacky approach to morality is as weird as that
of the family values crowd in Texas, which thinks it’s wrong to teach
adolescents about birth control even though this has led to a high
rate of teen pregnancies. My question is, why do we let people with
screwed-up priorities claim to be the prime caretakers of “family val-
ues”? In accordance with the astrological omens, I urge you to reject
the conventional wisdom as you clarify what that term means to you.
It’s an excellent time to deepen and strengthen your moral foundation.
wolf that the gods were eager to keep tied up. In the beginning they
tried to do it with metal chains, but the beast broke free. Then they
commissioned the dwarves to weave a shackle out of six impossible
things: a bear’s sinews, a bird’s spit, a fi sh’s breath, a mountain’s root,
a woman’s beard, and the sound a cat’s paws made as it walked. This
magic fetter was no thicker than a silk ribbon, but it worked very well.
Fenrir couldn’t escape from it. I invite you to take inspiration from
this story, Leo. As you deal with your current dilemma, don’t try to
fi ght strength with strength. Instead, use art, craft, subtlety and even
trickery. I doubt you’ll need to gather as many as six impossible things.
Three will probably be enough. Two might even work fi ne.
have the ardor of a nymphomaniac in their efforts to gather useful
information: infomaniac. That’s exactly what I think you should be in
the coming week. You need data and evidence, and you need them in
abundance. What you don’t know would defi nitely hurt you, so make
sure you fi nd out everything you need to know. Be as thorough as a
spy, as relentless as a muckraking journalist, and as curious as a child.
P.S. See if you can set aside as many of your strong opinions and
emotional biases as possible. Otherwise they might distort your quest
for the raw truth. Your word of power is empirical.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Of all the signs of the zodiac, you’re the
best at discovering short cuts. No one is more talented than you at the
art of avoiding boredom. And you could teach a master course in how
to weasel out of strenuous work without looking like a weasel. None
of those virtues will come in handy during the coming week, however.
The way I see it, you should concentrate very hard on not skipping
any steps. You should follow the rules, stick to the plan, and dedicate
yourself to the basics. Finish what you start, please! (Sorry about this
grind-it-out advice. I’m just reporting what the planetary omens are
telling me.)
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The epic breadth of your imagination
is legendary. Is there anyone else who can wander around the world
without ever once leaving your home? Is there anyone else who
can reincarnate twice in the span of few weeks without having to go
through the hassle of actually dying? And yet now and then there do
come times when your fantasies should be set aside so that you may
soak up the teachings that fl ow your way when you physically venture
outside of your comfort zone. Now is such a moment, my fellow
Cancerian. Please don’t take a merely virtual break in the action. Get
yourself away from it all, even if it’s only to the marvelous diversion or
magic sanctuary on the other side of town.
JULY 5, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
You work as a library assistant at
the Fern Ridge Public Library in
Veneta; I come in every day to
use computers, read newspaper
maybe check out books. Coffee?
When: Wednesday, June
27, 2012. Where: Fern
Ridge Public Library.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902510
BETTER DAYS AHEAD
T- Just because it got difficult,
doesnít mean it wonít get better.
We have so much to accomplish.
For starters lets go to Alaska!
Come waste your time with me.
When: Monday, June 25,
2012. Where: E 34th
Ave
Eugene.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902509
YOU ARE THE SEXYEST MAN WHEN
YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR HAPPY
BIRTH DAY When: Friday,
June 22, 2012. Where:
IN THE MIRROR. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902504
ORANGEJUICE AND BEER?!
Sexy angels OWNING it at the
Horsehead. You both seem
slightly repulsed by me. I find
that very arousing. Call me for
sushi and some doubleteam
supreme! When: Thursday,
June 14, 2012. Where:
Horsehead bar. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902503
BY ROB BREZSNY
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There’s a term for people who
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): This is a time when your personal ac-
tions will have more power than usual to affect the world around you.
The ripples you set in motion could ultimately touch people you don’t
even know and transform situations you’re not part of. That’s a lot of
responsibility! I suggest, therefore, that you be on your best behavior.
Not necessarily your mildest, most polite behavior, mind you. Rather,
be brave, impeccable, full of integrity and a little wild.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Goldfi sh that are confi ned in small aquari-
ums stay small. Those that spend their lives in ponds get much bigger.
What can we conclude from these facts? The size and growth rate of
goldfi sh are directly related to their environment. I’d like to suggest
that a similar principle will apply to you Librans in the next 10 months.
If you want to take maximum advantage of your potential, you will
be wise to put yourself in spacious situations that encourage you to
expand. For an extra boost, surround yourself with broad-minded,
uninhibited people who have worked hard to heal their wounds.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Over the years, you’ve explored some
pretty exotic, even strange ideas about what characterizes a good
time. In the coming days, I’m guessing you will add to your colorful
tradition with some rather unprecedented variations on the defi nition
of “pleasure” and “happiness.” I don’t mean to imply that this is a
problem. Not at all. To paraphrase the Wiccan credo, as long as it
harms no one (including yourself), anything goes.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There come times in your life
when you have a sacred duty to be open to interesting tangents and
creative diversions; times when it makes sense to wander around aim-
lessly with wonder in your eyes and be alert for unexpected clues that
grab your attention. But this is not one of those times, in my opinion.
Rather, you really do need to stay focused on what you promised your-
self you would concentrate on. The temptation may be high to send out
sprays of arrows at several different targets. But I hope that instead you
stick to one target and take careful aim with your best shots.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve been meditating on a certain
need that you have been neglecting, Capricorn — a need that has been
chronically underestimated, belittled, or ignored, by both you and
others. I am hoping that this achy longing will soon be receiving some
of your smart attention and tender care. One good way to get the
process started is simply to acknowledge its validity and importance.
Doing so will reveal a secret that will help you attend to your special
need with just the right touch.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Due to the pressure-packed infl u-
ences currently coming to bear on your destiny, you have Offi cial
Cosmic Permission to fl ing three dishes against the wall. (But no more
than three.) If you so choose, you also have clearance to hurl rocks in
the direction of heaven, throw darts at photos of your nemeses, and
cram a coconut cream pie into your own face. Please understand, how-
ever, that taking actions like these should be just the initial phase of
your master plan for the week. In the next phase, you should capitalize
on all the energy you’ve made available for yourself through purgative
acts like the ones I mentioned. Capitalize how? For starters, you could
dream and scheme about how you will liberate yourself from things
that make you angry and frustrated.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Check to see if you’re having any of
the following symptoms: 1. sudden eruptions of gratitude; 2. a declin-
ing fascination with confl ict; 3. seemingly irrational urges that lead
you to interesting discoveries; 4. yearnings to peer more deeply into
the eyes of people you care about; 5. a mounting inability to tolerate
boring infl uences that resist transformation; 6. an increasing knack
for recognizing and receiving the love that’s available to you. If you’re
experiencing at least three of the six symptoms, you are certifi ably
in close alignment with the cosmic fl ow, and should keep doing what
you’ve been doing. If none of these symptoms have been sweeping
through you, get yourself adjusted.
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rooster@gmail.com.
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