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RED HAIR GREENFIRE
Don,t Know what i want not
really experienced in dating.
Dreddnot, 20, g
Seeks Harmony. BruceLeaf,
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We never went, I’m ready. Give
change a chance. “Only those
who will risk going too far can
possibly find out how far they
can go.” T.S. Eliot When:
Monday, June 18, 2012.
Where: east 34th ave-
nue. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902506
i saw you dancing down charnel-
ton at 13th..on thursday after-
noon would love to dance awhile
with such a free spirit..take a
shot..you wont regret it.. When:
Friday, June 15, 2012.
Where: charnelton at
13th. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902502
Keg party after the WOW Hall
You: sparkling black eyes, long
soft brown hair, magically deli-
cious. Me: lousy “British” accent .
. . apologies. When: Monday,
March 12, 2007. Where:
7th and Lincoln (?). You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902498
You sold me some tomatoes and
we talked nature writers. Can’t
believe I sat there like this sort
of exchange happens every day!
Would love to talk ecosophy over
coffee. When: Wednesday,
May 16, 2012. Where:
Gray’s Garden Center.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902494
Curiously seeking new friends,
benefits of laughter, play and
spontaneous adventure with
caution LOL Looking for some-
one to play with and enjoy
moments that we find together.
crzyvalentine, 48, g
WOODS
well I looking for friends with
benefits no strings attached get
to know each other see how
things go I don’t know heart’s
been broken too many times.
lonlyman69, 35, g
APOCALYPSE NERD
THREE WORD LIMIT
I want to meet someone with
interests that parallel mine -
very active, non-conformist,
seeking beauty, sensual/erotic,
and very disturbed by global
change processes. A sense of
humor
is
essential.
Naturelover1, 71, g
SUMMER-LET’S GO!
CURIOUS CAUTIOUS
ADVENTURE
Not one for sitting around, at
least not any longer than it takes
to pull out a map and choose
between which incredible won-
ders to go play at. COME ON!
RobinoftheLakes, 51, g
HONEST, MATURE MALE
I am physically fit, 5í11î, 160
pounds,I walk and practice yoga
daily.I like gardening and cook-
ing also, along with trips to the
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Looking for another nerd, some-
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phisking88, 24, g
ECCENTRIC CURIOUS IMPRO-
VISOR
Nice guy, but cant find girl.
Ultimately, committed relation-
ship, but am willing to settle for
friends with benefits, since I
really am after a long time
friend. :). bright_young, 19,
HAT
S , HO
STEENS MOUNTAINS TRIP
BUYING BEER@ 711
PRIMUS @ CUTHBERT
Give change a chance. We never
went, but I’m ready! “Only those
who will risk going too far can
possibly find out how far they
can go.” T.S. Eliot When:
Monday, June 18, 2012.
Where: east 34th ave-
nue. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902505
You were super adorable and we
smiled at each other outside 711.
You had a lil hat on and I stopped
so you could pass. Go for a walk
sometime? When: Saturday,
June 16, 2012. Where:
711 on Blair. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902501
...after the show rocking a leath-
er tri-corn. I mentioned mine and
we talked crafty. My leather tri-
corn wants to hang out with
yours. Let’s kick it soon. When:
Tuesday, June 12, 2012.
Where: Cuthbert. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902497
CHRIS K.
You were grabbing a case of beer
from the battle ship display at
noon. I passed you & smiled
wearing my work uniform. hope
to see u again. When: Friday,
June 15, 2012. Where:
wal mart W11th. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902500
YOU ARE THE SEXYEST MAN WHEN
YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR HAPPY
BIRTH DAY When: Friday,
June 22, 2012. Where:
IN THE MIRROR. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902504
ORANGEJUICE AND BEER?!
FRECKLE
I Love You more & more every
day. Thank you for being you.
Love Deezy
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ODIES, T-SHIRTS, MUGS, STICK
Sexy angels OWNING it at the
Horsehead. You both seem
slightly repulsed by me. I find
that very arousing. Call me for
sushi and some doubleteam
supreme! When: Thursday,
June 14, 2012. Where:
Horsehead bar. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902503
BEAUTIFUL BUDWIESER GALL
JAN “FINCH” NM
Haven’t “saw” you YET. Find your
claims stating otherwise to be
rather amusing. Ready to rally
when you are. Bet my devil
dances better than yours. You
know my #. When: Friday,
June 15, 2012. Where: in
the pale moonlight. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902499
COSMIC FLAN RECIPE
1. Set aura free 2. Nitty Gritty get
down 3. Feast on Luv 4. Some day
down the road, Make me stop
singing!!!! When: Thursday,
May 17, 2012. Where:
Black Rock City. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902496
STRANGER?
REPLAY!!!
Face eating space birds attack
Eugene! (ekoj.....!epoH I) When:
Tuesday, June 12, 2012.
Where: through the
screen. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902493
THE STEENS MTNS.
I had the best 3 years of my life
with you! We talked about going
and never dissolved, this year
let’s accomplish this, its never
too late! Love you forever!
When: Tuesday, June 12,
2012. Where: E 34th
Ave
Eugene.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902492
Was coffee involved? Weird
images from a closet? Reverse
voyeurism in front of my neigh-
bors window? If so, I like to think
I am real. If not......... it wasn’t me.
When: Monday, June 4,
2012. Where: Market of
Choice. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902495
RS
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b: one who enjoys live music in large groups
c: one who is convivial with others in a festival setting
2: FESTIVALGOER(1959)
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BY ROB BREZSNY
fl ight feathers at once, which means they may be unable to fl y for
several weeks afterwards. We humans don’t do anything like that in a
literal way, but we have a psychological analog: times when we shed
outworn self-images. I suspect you’re coming up on such a transition,
Aries. While you’re going through it, you may want to lie low. Anything
resembling fl ight — launching new ventures, making big decisions,
embarking on great adventures — should probably be postponed until
the metamorphosis is complete and your feathers grow back.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 2011 car traffi c began fl owing across
Jiaozhou Bay Bridge, a newly completed span that joins the city of
Qingdao with the Huangdao District in China. This prodigious feat of
engineering is 26.4 miles long. I nominate it to serve as your prime
metaphor in the coming weeks. Picture it whenever you need a boost
as you work to connect previously unlinked elements in your life. It
may help inspire you to master the gritty details that’ll lead to your
own monumental accomplishment.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An apple starts growing on its tree in
the spring. By early summer, it may be full size and as red as it will
ever be. To the naked eye, it appears ready to eat. But it’s not. If you
pluck it and bite into it, the taste probably won’t appeal to you. If you
pluck it and hope it will be more delicious in a few weeks, you’ll be
disappointed. So here’s the moral of the story, Gemini: For an apple
to achieve its potential, it has to stay on the tree until nature has
fi nished ripening it. Keep that lesson in mind as you deal with the urge
to harvest something before it has reached its prime.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Dear Rob: In one of your recent
horoscopes, you implied that I should consider the possibility of asking
for more than I’ve ever asked for before. You didn’t actually use those
words, but I’m pretty sure that’s what you meant. Anyway, I want to
thank you! It helped me start working up the courage to burst out of
my protective and imprisoning little shell. Today I gave myself permis-
sion to learn the unknowable, fi gure out the inscrutable, and dream
the inconceivable. — Crazy Crab. Dear Crazy: You’re leading the way for
your fellow Cancerians. The process you just described is exactly what
I advise them to try in the coming weeks.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Picture yourself moving toward a building you
haven’t seen before. Trust the initial image that leaps into your imagi-
nation. What type of path are you on? Concrete or dirt or brick or
wood? Is it a long, winding way or short and direct? Once you arrive
at the front door, locate the key. Is it under a mat or in your pocket or
somewhere else? What does the key look like? Next, open the door
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KIND MINDED LOVER
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Swans, geese and ducks molt all their
LEO
HYPERACTIVE AND
AFFECTIONATE!
This boy (24) would like to be the
target of your affection. Outside
I’m shy, short (5’4”), athletic
young man. Inside I’m hyper-
active with glitter, rainbows, and
combat boots :). Flowcub, 24,
unconditional love is my game.
llotsa romance--paris. occult
arts. relationship as process...
like sex. looking for some one
who wants to enter unknown
realms, take risk, fall & rise.
shadow dancer. taproot11, 53
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and go inside to explore. Where have you arrived? See everything in
detail. This is a test that has no right or wrong answers, Leo — similar
to what your life is actually bringing you right now. The building
you’ve envisioned represents the next phase of your destiny. The path
symbolizes how you get here. The key is the capacity or knowledge
you will need.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): My fi rst poetry teacher suggested that
it was my job as a poet to learn the names of things in the natural
world. She said I should be able to identify at least 25 species of trees,
25 fl owers, 25 herbs, 25 birds and eight clouds. I have unfortunately
fallen short in living up to that very modest goal, and I’ve always felt
guilty about it. But it’s never too late to begin, right? In the coming
weeks, I vow to correct for my dereliction of duty. I urge you to follow
my lead, Virgo. Is there any soul work that you have been neglecting?
Is there any part of your life’s mission that you have skipped over?
Now would be an excellent time to catch up.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here’s my nomination for one of the Ten
Biggest Problems in the World: our refusal to control the pictures and
thoughts that pop into our minds. For example, I can personally testify
that when a fearful image worms its way into the space behind my
eyes, I sometimes let it stimulate a surge of negative emotions rather
than just banish it or question whether it’s true. I’m calling this is to
your attention, Libra, because in the weeks ahead you’ll have more
power than usual to modulate your stream of consciousness. Have
you ever seen the bumper sticker that says, “Don’t believe everything
you think”? Make that your mantra.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the hands of a skilled practitioner,
astrology can help you determine the most favorable days to start a
new project or heat up your romantic possibilities or get a tattoo of a
ninja mermaid. Success is of course still quite feasible at other times,
but you might fi nd most grace and ease if you align yourself with the
cosmic fl ow. Let’s consider, for example, the issue of you taking a vaca-
tion. According to my understanding, if you do it between now and
July 23, the experiences you have will free your ass, and — hallelujah!
— your mind will then gratefully follow. If you schedule your getaway
for another time, you could still free your ass, but may have to toil
more intensely to get your mind to join the fun.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What is your most hateable
and loveable obsession, Sagittarius? The compulsion that sometimes
sabotages you and sometimes inspires you? The longing that can
either fool you or make you smarter? Whatever it is, I suspect it’s
beginning a transformation. Is there anything you can do to ensure
that the changes it undergoes will lead you away from the hateable
consequences and closer to the loveable stuff? I think there’s a lot you
can do. For starters: Do a ritual — yes, an actual ceremony — in which
you affi rm your intention that your obsession will forever after serve
your highest good and brightest integrity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): As someone who thrives on
simple organic food and doesn’t enjoy shopping, I would not normally
have lunch at a hot dog stand in a suburban mall. But that’s what I did
today. Nor do I customarily read books by writers whose philosophy
repels me, and yet recently I have found myself skimming through Ayn
Rand’s The Virtue of Selfi shness. I’ve been enjoying these acts of re-
bellion. They’re not directed at the targets that I usually revolt against,
but rather at my own habits and comforts. I suggest you enjoy similar
insurrections in the coming week, Capricorn. Rise up and overthrow
your attachment to boring familiarity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The ancient Chinese book of
divination known as the I Ching speaks of “catching things before
they exit the gate of change.” That’s what happens when a martial
artist anticipates an assailant’s movement before it happens, or when
a healer corrects an imbalance in someone’s body before it becomes
a full-blown symptom or illness. I see this as an important principle
for you right now, Aquarius. It’s a favorable time to catch potential
disturbances prior to the time they exit the gate of change. If you’re
alert for pre-beginnings, you should be able to neutralize or transform
brewing problems so they never become problems.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Neurophysiologists say that singing
really loudly can fl ush away metabolic waste from your cerebrum. I
say that singing really loudly can help purge your soul of any tendency
it might have to ignore its deepest promptings. I bring these ideas
to your attention, Pisces, because I believe the current astrological
omens are suggesting that you do some really loud singing. Washing
the dirt and debris out of your brain will do wonders for your mental
hygiene. And your soul could use a boost as it ramps up its wild power
to pursue its most important dreams.
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