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HI
LANCE STONE
BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!
THANK YOU!
You, middle aged guy dumping
your garbage behind my house in
the alley. what happened to
peace,love,and cleaning up after
yourself? Me,sad home owner
who had to clean it up. When:
Monday, May 28, 2012.
Where: back alley. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902472
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! your an
amazing person, friend, tattoo
artist and pollock. your the best
pretend brother i’ve ever had!!
hope your birthday is awesome,
just like you are Trav! When:
Wednesday, May 30,
2012. Where: memento
ink. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902468
I was a damsel in distress and you
were my night in, athletic cloths!
I don’t know if your the type for
reading this but I wanted to thank
you. When: Friday, May
25, 2012. Where: sub-
way on 18th. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902465
SHIFTY-EYED UNICORN
MY SCARY PAL
Met you at a Christmas party.
Existential angst did ensue.
Amazed that you liked it naughty.
I can do naught but dream of you.
Incalculable potential. I’m crazy
about you. When: Saturday,
December 17, 2011.
Where:
My
wildest
dreams. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902471
hmmmm i’m sorry...I was mad
and sad and ya know. The sea is
scary, don’t remind me, the skulls
are scary too! guns scare me too!
When: Tuesday, May 29,
2012. Where: On the
Internet. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902467
LOVE/FRIENDS/HOT SEX!
Come with me to think outside
the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi
classics, and imagine curious
facets of the astounding uni-
verse. Let’s have a picnic, play
frisbee, and bike around.
Bibliophage, 32, g
Looking for Love/friendship or
both! Hot/kinky Sex! Dreams
realized! Art, beauty Intelegent
Artist, loving, Creative, compas-
sionate, passionate,Spiritualist,
musician, music lover, Honest,
hardworking, fun, funny kinky
intellectual kinky babe!!
Lovelylulablue, 30
420 NERD
HELLO LADIES.
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables. unblessed-
420heart, 21, g
Looking 4 Female someone 2 get
along with. Id love 2 B on the
same page(just dont know tell I
talk 2 you)I encourage a open-
mind & room 4 more.
420MOMO, 26, g
KIND MINDED LOVER
PLAYFUL OTTER HERE
STRANGER
Nice guy, but cant find girl.
Ultimately, committed relation-
ship, but am willing to settle for
friends with benefits, since I
really am after a long time
friend. :). bright_young, 19,
I’m out, good looking and mas-
culine looking for a cute, fun
loving mature man that doesn’t
take himself too seriously.
scruffy is hot disheveled is not.
girrr, 42, g
This town is in need of someone
who won’t put up with Rubbish.
Just wondering if such a person
is “real” don’t make me start
singing When: Monday,
June 4, 2012. Where:
Market of Choice. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902475
g
YOGA GARDENS
Seeks Harmony. BruceLeaf,
36, g
VA-NESSA MI MARIPOSA.
SMILING78
I like meeting new people I’m a
good friend and a good cofiden-
te discreet and enjoy every
moment I like the passion and
love like your freedom. yanez-
lamia22, 33, g
MUSIC LOVER
LOVES MUSIC ,BIKE RIDING ,
CONCERTS , BBQS , GOOD TIMES,
HIKING
GOOD FRIENDS.
RADAR, 47
PEACEFUL FIRECRACKER
DRAMAFREE
Looking for work out partner
that likes yoga or other work out
workshops that are local or out
of town. Love to dance. Love
books or documentaries.
yogalover40, 35, g
Dance and
lessons
almost
every day!
No partner
needed.
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Blonde girl riding red bike with
blue basket. You truly are the
most beautiful person in the
world, thanks for making my day
perfect. Lets go for a bike ride!
When: Sunday, June 3,
2012. Where: Hideaway
Bakery. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902473
PASSPORT AMBER
Your name Amber. Met you get-
ting passports. 5foot, blonde hair,
cute smile & wearing a blue dress.
You’re heading to Japan. I want
to chat more really bad! Thank
You When: Thursday, May
31,
2012.
Where:
Downtown Post Office.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902470
RIGHT AROUNDTHE CORNER
happiness on the soles of her
shoes When: Sunday, May
27, 2012. Where: in the
grass. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902462
PASSIONATE OUT-OF-TUNE
DORK
MY DRESS
There may be plenty of fish, but
rarely does one swim like you. I
choose planetarium. Hold my
hand in the dark? I may not let it
go. ~C When: Thursday,
May 24, 2012. Where:
The Sea. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902463
Sundance’s parking lot Memorial
Day you eating an apple me get-
ting into my car your compli-
ments on my dress made my day
would you like to see more
Dresses? When: Monday,
May 28, 2012. Where:
Sundance Natural foods.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902466
DAHLING FRIEND
Thanks for showing me any boy
will want me in certain ways...and
that only a man will read the
Word w/me,pray w/me and for me.
Your an amazing man. When:
Wednesday, March 14,
2012. Where: UO. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902461
PISTOL ANDTHE SUIT
studying the fair-trade “Coffees
of the World” wall map, it doesn’t
say anything about diamonds,
anything at all. When:
Monday, May 21, 2012.
Where: leaving the door
unlatched. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902460
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): If your destiny has gotten tweaked by
bias or injustice, it’s a good time to rebel. If you are being manipulated
by people who care for you — even if it’s allegedly for your own good —
you now have the insight and power necessary to wriggle free of the
bind. If you have been confused by the mixed messages you’re getting
from your own unconscious mind, you should get to the bottom of the
inner contradiction. And if you have been wavering in your commit-
ment to your oaths, you’d better be intensely honest with yourself
about why that’s happening.
TA URUS (April 20-May 20): Diamonds are symbols of elegant
beauty, which is why they’re often used in jewelry. But 80 percent of
the world’s diamonds have a more utilitarian function. Because they’re
so hard and have such high thermal conductivity, they are used exten-
sively as cutting, grinding, and polishing tools, and have several other
industrial applications. Now let’s apply this 20/80 proportion to you,
Taurus. Of your talents and abilities, no more than 20 percent need be
on display. The rest is consumed in the diligent detail work that goes
on in the background — the cutting, grinding, and polishing you do to
make yourself as valuable as a diamond. In the coming week, this will
be a good meditation for you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The pain you will feel in the com-
ing week will be in direct proportion to the love you suppress and
withhold. So if you let your love fl ow as freely as a mountain spring
in a rainstorm, you may not have to deal with any pain at all. What’s
that you say? You claim that being strategic about how you express
your affection gives you strength and protection? Maybe that’s true
on other occasions, but it’s not applicable now. “Unconditional” and
“uninhibited” are your words of power.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): What actions best embody the virtue
of courage? Fighting on the battlefi eld as a soldier? Speaking out
against corruption and injustice? Climbing a treacherous peak or
riding a raft through rough river water? Certainly all those qualify. But
French architect Fernand Pouillon had another perspective. He said,
“Courage lies in being oneself, in showing complete independence, in
loving what one loves, in discovering the deep roots of one’s feelings.”
That’s exactly the nature of the bravery you are best able to draw on
right now, Cancerian. So please do draw on it in abundance.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his book The Four Insights, author Alberto
Villoldo tells the following story: “A traveler comes across two stone-
cutters. He asks the fi rst, ‘What are you doing?’ and receives the reply,
‘Squaring the stone.’ He then walks over to the second stonecutter
and asks, ‘What are you doing?’ and receives the reply, ‘I am building
JUNE 7, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
I saw you looking into my eyes on
top of city hall. I never will love
anyone as much as I love you.
Together or apart I will love you
Always. When: Friday, April
20, 2012. Where: Under
the stars at Cougar that
1st
summer.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902474
RE: FREEDOMROCKS
I love your attitude, and outlook
on life. I have lots of stories. Let’s
connect? Please send your email
address??? When: Thursday,
May 24, 2012. Where:
Eugene
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Me: Woman. #902464
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a cathedral.’ In other words, both men are performing the same task,
but one of them is aware that he has the choice to be part of a greater
dream.” By my astrological reckoning, Leo, it’s quite important for you
to be like that second stonecutter in the months ahead. I suggest you
start now to ensure that outcome.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Harpo Marx was part of the famous Marx
Brothers comedy team that made 13 movies. He was known as the
silent one. While in his character’s persona, he never spoke, but only
communicated through pantomime and by whistling, blowing a horn,
or playing the harp. In real life, he could talk just fi ne. He traced the
origin of his shtick to an early theatrical performance he had done.
A review of the show said that he “performed beautiful pantomime
which was ruined whenever he spoke.” So in other words, Harpo’s
successful career was shaped in part by the inspiration he drew from
a critic. I invite you to make a similar move, Virgo: Capitalize on some
negative feedback or odd mirroring you’ve received.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): What is your relationship with cosmic
jokes, Libra? Do you feel offended by the secrets they spill and the
ignorance they expose and the slightly embarrassing truths they
compel you to acknowledge? Or are you a vivacious lover of life who
welcomes the way cosmic jokes expand your mind and help you lose
your excessive self-importance and show you possible solutions you
haven’t previously imagined? I hope you’re in the latter category, be-
cause sometime in the near future, fate has arranged for you to be in
the vicinity of a divine comedy routine. I’m not kidding when I tell you
that the harder and more frequently you laugh, the more you’ll learn.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In addition to being an accomplished
astrophysicist and philosopher, Arthur Eddington (1882-1944) pos-
sessed mad math skills. Legend has it that he was one of only three
people on the planet who actually comprehended Einstein’s Theory of
Relativity. That’s a small level of appreciation for such an important
set of ideas, isn’t it? On the other hand, most people I know would be
happy if there were as many as three humans in the world who truly
understood them. In accordance with the astrological omens, I sug-
gest you make that one of your projects in the next 12 months: to do
whatever you can to ensure there are at least three people who have
a detailed comprehension of and appreciation for who you really are.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Yesterday the sun was shining
at the same time it was raining, and my mind turned to you. Today I
felt a surge of tenderness for a friend who has been making me angry,
and again I thought of you. Tomorrow maybe I will sing sad songs
when I’m cheerful, and go for a long walk when I’m feeling profoundly
lazy. Those events, too, would remind me of you. Why? Because you’ve
been experimenting with the magic of contradictions lately. You’ve
been mixing and matching with abandon, going up and down at the
same time, and exploring the pleasures of changing your mind. I’m
even tempted to speculate that you’ve been increasing your ability to
abide with paradox. Keep up the good work. I’m sure it’s a bit weird at
times, but it’ll ultimately make you even smarter than you already are.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Be on the alert for valuable
mistakes you could capitalize on. Keep scanning the peripheries for
evidence that seems out of place; it might be useful. Do you see what
I’m driving at, Capricorn? Accidental revelations could spark good
ideas. Garbled communication might show you the way to desirable
detours. Chance meetings might initiate conversations that will last
a long time. Are you catching my drift? Follow any lead that seems
witchy or itchy. Be ready to muscle your way in through doors that are
suddenly open just a crack.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): An article in the Weekly World News
reported on tourists who toast marshmallows while sitting on the rims
of active volcanoes. As fun as this practice might be, however, it can
expose those who do it to molten lava, suffocating ash, and showers of
burning rocks. So I wouldn’t recommend it to you, Aquarius. But I do
encourage you to try some equally boisterous but less hazardous ad-
ventures. The coming months will be prime time for you to get highly
imaginative in your approach to exploration, amusement, and pushing
beyond your previous limits. Why not get started now?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to my reading of the
astrological omens, you would be smart to get yourself a new fertility
symbol. Not because I think you should encourage or seek out a literal
pregnancy. Rather, I’d like to see you cultivate a more aggressively
playful relationship with your creativity — energize it on deep uncon-
scious levels so it will spill out into your daily routine and tincture ev-
erything you do. If you suspect my proposal has some merit, be on the
lookout for a talisman, totem, or toy that fecundates your imagination.
HOMEWORK:
Upon waking up for the next seven mornings, sing
a song that fi lls you with feisty hope. To report results, go to RealAs-
trology.com and click on “Email Rob.”
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