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Come with me to think outside
the tesseract. Let’s talk sci-fi
classics, and imagine curious
facets of the astounding uni-
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frisbee, and bike around.
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studying the fair-trade “Coffees
of the World” wall map, it doesn’t
say anything about diamonds,
anything at all. When:
Monday, May 21, 2012.
Where: leaving the door
unlatched. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902460
SMILING78
I like meeting new people I’m a
good friend and a good cofidente
discreet and enjoy every
moment I like the passion and
love like your freedom. yanez-
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PLAYFUL OTTER HERE
I’m out, good looking and mascu-
line looking for a cute, fun loving
mature man that doesn’t take
himself too seriously. scruffy is
hot disheveled is not. girrr, 42,
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DAHLING FRIEND
Thanks for showing me any boy
will want me in certain ways...
and that only a man will read the
Word w/me,pray w/me and for
me. Your an amazing man.
When:
Wednesday,
March 14, 2012. Where:
UO. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902461
NOITOM NI TEOP
3 years ago I caught a glimpse.
Struggled living between the
times. Thanks for quieting my
mind. I feel closer to the divine.
I’m sure we’ll eventually align.
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: Ireland.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902459
HAT
S , HO
ALIVE
3 years ago I got a glimpse. It
was a trainwreck trying to live
between the times. Thanks for
helping my state of mind. I’m
sure our paths with align.
When: Wednesday, May
16, 2012. Where: bi-
mart. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902458
GREEN EYED ANGEL
You’ve changed in all the right
ways, and stayed the same in the
best ways you could have. Thank
you for Being my Friend after
everything we’ve been through.
When: Friday, May 18,
2012. Where: Full City.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902457
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ODIES, T-SHIRTS, MUGS, STICK
RS
IN MY HEAD
If I could only paint one thing, it
would be you. When: Friday,
March 16, 2012. Where:
Everywhere.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902450
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sundance
natural
foods..05/12.12....9:45 pm...in front
of frozen food case...we
exchanged pleasantries...loved
your smile and brilliant blonde
tresses..sweet countenance..lets
talk if interested.. mr clean
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902452
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SARAH’S DOG COLLAR...
To the person who found my
dogs collar and returned it to
me. I wanted to say thank you,
I’m happy to have it back. Have a
wonderful day! When:
Saturday, May 5, 2012.
Where: Morse Ranch
Dog Park. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902454
FROZEN FOOD DELIGHTS
we exchanged smiles in sun-
dance..05/12/12 i was captivated..
wished i had said what i wanted
to...second chances? my interest
was piqued loved your golden
tresses and bright eyes mr clean
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902453
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BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “My soul is a fi re that suffers if it doesn’t
burn,” said Jean Prevost, a writer and hero of the French Resistance
during World War II. “I need three or four cubic feet of new ideas every
day, as a steamboat needs coal.” Your soul may not be quite as blazing
as his, Aries, and you may normally be able to get along fi ne with just
a few cubic inches of new ideas per day. But I expect that in the next
three to four weeks you will both need and yearn to generate Prevost-
type levels of heat and light. Please make sure you’re getting a steady
supply of the necessary fuel.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Here’s a great question to pose on a
regular basis during the next three weeks: “What’s the best use of my
time right now?” Whenever you ask, be sure to answer with an open
mind. Don’t assume that the correct response is always, “working with
white-hot intensity on churning out the masterpiece that will fulfi ll
my dreams and cement my legacy.” On some occasions, the best use
of your time may be doing the laundry or sitting quietly and doing
nothing more than watching the world go by. Here’s a reminder from
philosopher Jonathan Zap: “Meaning and purpose are not merely to be
found in the glamorous, dramatic moments of life.”
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Sometimes I think and other times I
am,” said French poet Paul Valery. Most of us could say the same thing.
From what I can tell, Gemini, you are now entering an intensely “I am”
phase of your long-term cycle — a time when it will be more important
for you to exclaim “woohoo!” than to mutter “hmmm;” a time to tune
in extra strong to the nonverbal wisdom of your body and to the sud-
den fl ashes of your intuition; a time when you’ll generate more good
fortune by getting gleefully lost in the curious mystery of the moment
than by sitting back and trying to fi gure out what it all means.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t pretend you can’t see the dark-
ness. Admit to its presence. Accept its reality. And then, dear Cance-
rian, walk nonchalantly away from it, refusing to fi ght it or be afraid of
it. In other words, face up to the diffi culty without becoming all tangled
up in it. Gaze into the abyss so as to educate yourself about its nature,
but don’t get stuck there or become entranced by its supposedly hyp-
notic power. I think you’ll be amazed at how much safety and security
you can generate for yourself simply by being an objective, poised
observer free of melodramatic reactions.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s OK with me if you want to keep the lion
as your symbolic animal, Leo. But I’d like to tell you why I’m proposing
that you switch over to the tiger, at least for now. People who work
with big cats say that lions tend to be obnoxious and grouchy, whereas
tigers are more affable and easy to get along with. And I think that in
MAY 24, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
“LIFESAVER” ROCK ON!
You”poked”me.We rocked out in
the back to Foo Fighters.You left
me,I didnt want you to go. I was a
“life-saver” once too. Come and
get me with your beautiful
hands. When: Saturday,
May 12, 2012. Where: In
the
back
of
an
Ambulance. You: Man.
Me: Man. #902451
Red convertible...Could you take
me for a spin sometime?
Mother’s Day, Sunday, May 13,
2012 we saw a car run a red light
When: Sunday, May 13,
2012. Where: Main St./
Mohawk in Spfd. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902455
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MOROCCO
You told me I reminded you of
your cousin Priscilla, back in
August. Our brief encounter has
left me intrigued ever since.
When: Friday, August
24, 2012. Where: 36
bus. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902456
‘61 KHARMANN GHIA
Looking 4 Female someone 2 get
along with. Id love 2 B on the
same page(just dont know tell I
talk 2 you)I encourage a open-
mind & room 4 more.
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420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
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January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
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the coming weeks it’ll be important for you to be like the tiger. During
this time, you will have an enhanced power to cultivate friendships and
infl uence people. Networking opportunities will be excellent. Your web
of connections should expand. By the way, even though lions are called
kings of the jungle, tigers are generally bigger, more muscular, and
better fi ghters.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In 1977, the fi rst Apple computers were
built in a garage that Steve Jobs’ father provided for his son and Steve
Wozniak to work in. (You can see a photo of the holy shrine here:
tinyurl.com/AppleGarage.) I suggest you think about setting up your
own version of that magic place sometime soon: a basement, kitchen,
garage, warehouse, or corner of your bedroom that will be the spot
where you fi ne-tune your master plan for the coming years — and
maybe even where you begin working in earnest on a labor of love that
will change everything for the better.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I have a head’s up for you, Libra. Do your
best to avoid getting enmeshed in any sort of “he said/she said”
controversy. (Of course it could be a “he said/he said” or “she said/she
said” or “trans said/intersex said” brouhaha, too — you get the idea.)
Gossip is not your friend in the week ahead. Trying to serve as a media-
tor is not your strong suit. Becoming embroiled in personal disputes is
not your destiny. In my opinion, you should soar free of all the chatter
and clatter. It’s time for you to seek out big pictures and vast perspec-
tives. Where you belong is meditating on a mountaintop, fl ying in your
dreams, and charging up your psychic batteries in a sanctuary that’s
both soothing and thrilling.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In some Australian aborigine cultures,
a newborn infant gets two names from the tribal elders. The fi rst is the
name everybody knows. The second is sacred, and is kept secret. Even
the child isn’t told. Only when he or she comes of age and is initiated
into adulthood is it revealed. I wish we had a tradition similar to this. It
might be quite meaningful for you, because you’re currently navigating
your way through a rite of passage that would make you eligible to
receive your sacred, secret name. I suggest we begin a new custom:
When you’ve completed your transformation, pick a new name for
yourself, and use it only when you’re conversing with your ancestors,
your teachers, or yourself.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Please raise your hand if you
have ever sought out a romantic connection with someone mostly
because of the way he or she looked. You shouldn’t feel bad if you
have; it’s pretty common. But I hope you won’t indulge in this behavior
any time soon. In the coming weeks, it’s crucial for you to base your
decisions on deeper understandings — not just in regards to potential
partners and lovers, but for everything. As you evaluate your options,
don’t allow physical appearance and superfi cial attractiveness to be
the dominant factors.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The 21st fl ight of the 4.5-billion-
pound Space Shuttle Discovery was supposed to happen on June 8,
1995. But about a week before its scheduled departure, workers discov-
ered an unforeseen problem. Northern fl icker woodpeckers had made
a mess of the insulation on the outer fuel tank; they’d pecked a couple
of hundred holes, some quite deep. To allow for necessary repairs,
launch was postponed for over a month. I’m choosing this scenario to
serve as a useful metaphor for you, Capricorn. Regard it as your notice
not to ignore a seemingly tiny adversary or trivial obstacle. Take that
almost-insignifi cant pest seriously.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s offi cial: Dancing increases your
intelligence. So says a report in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Unfortunately, research found that swimming, bicycling, and playing
golf are not at all effective in rewiring the brain’s neural pathways. Do-
ing crossword puzzles is somewhat helpful, though, and so is reading
books. But one of the single best things you can do to enhance your
cognitive functioning is to move your body around in creative and
coordinated rhythm with music. Lucky you: This is a phase of your
astrological cycle when you’re likely to have more impulses and op-
portunities to dance. Take advantage! Get smarter. (More info: tinyurl.
com/DanceSmart.)
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your animal totem for the next phase
of your astrological cycle is a creature called a hero shrew. Of all the
mammals in the world, it has the strongest and heaviest spine propor-
tionate to its size. This exceptional attribute makes the tiny animal so
robust that a person could stand on it without causing serious harm.
You will need to have a backbone like that in the coming weeks, Pisces.
Luckily, the universe will be conspiring to help you. I expect to see you
stand up to the full weight of the pressures coming to bear on you —
and do it with exceptional charisma.
HOMEWORK : Write your ultimate personal ad. Address it to your
current partner if you’re already paired. Share it with me at Freewil-
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