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“LIFESAVER” ROCK ON!
420 NERD
Cute geek4cute geek. DND,
Merlin/Arthurian mythology,
VG’s, comicbooks, medieval-
times&swords, all makes me
happy. 2tattoos&lip pierced.
Been losing weight! 34lbs since
January, 30/40 to go. 420 every-
day-ish. GREAT cook; love
fruits&vegetables.
unblessed420heart, 21,
g
HI
i am careing and simply young
lady. please contact with my
email address for communica-
tion. Mercybaby, 28, g
MOON WORSHIPER
Cancer/Virgo looking for Prince
of Pentacles or King of Wands to
lift me out of the unfathomable
depths. Let’s mix Water/Fire,
immerse in radiant steam, rise
from ashes like Phoenix. lil-
ithofthedark, 52
You”poked”me.We rocked out in
the back to Foo Fighters.You left
me,I didnt want you to go. I was
a “life-saver” once too. Come
and get me with your beautiful
hands. When: Saturday,
May 12, 2012. Where: In
the
back
of
an
Ambulance. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902451
HELLO LADIES.
Looking 4 Female someone 2 get
along with. Id love 2 B on the
same page(just dont know tell I
talk 2 you)I encourage a open-
mind & room 4 more.
420MOMO, 26, g
IN MY HEAD
If I could only paint one thing, it
would be you. When: Friday,
March 16, 2012. Where:
Everywhere.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902450
THOUGHTFUL CARING
LOOK4SAME
Me: love to laugh, movies, eat
out, looking for soul mate, edu-
cated, Love to cook, not into
drama. You: please no drama, be
educated, be ready to be cared
about. thyme4romance, 48
INDECISIVE?
I moved here from Eugene a year
ago and it’s the first time being
single living here. I’m a down to
earth person, looking for friends
or possibly more. Coconut, 25
SARAH’S DOG COLLAR...
FROZEN FOOD DELIGHTS
To the person who found my
dogs collar and returned it to
me. I wanted to say thank you,
I’m happy to have it back. Have
a wonderful day! When:
Saturday, May 5, 2012.
Where: Morse Ranch
Dog Park. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902454
we exchanged smiles in sun-
dance..05/12/12 i was captivated..
wished i had said what i wanted
to...second chances? my interest
was piqued loved your golden
tresses and bright eyes mr clean
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902453
‘61 KHARMANN GHIA
Red convertible...Could you take
me for a spin sometime?
Mother’s Day, Sunday, May 13,
2012 we saw a car run a red light
When: Sunday, May 13,
2012. Where: Main St./
Mohawk in Spfd. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902455
THE ONE
Cheers to all sorts of interwo-
ve n
s u b co n c i o u s
connections,and The End being
but a new beginning. In Love.
When: Saturday, May 5,
2012. Where: My Lovely
Imagination.. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902445
PRETTY SMILE
SUNDANCE
sundance
natural
foods..05/12.12....9:45 pm...in
front of frozen food case...we
exchanged pleasantries...loved
your smile and brilliant blonde
tresses..sweet countenance..lets
talk if interested.. mr clean
When: Saturday, May 12,
2012. Where: sundance
natural foods. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902452
Sat. 4/21 at McMeniman’s North
Bank. You-woman dining alone.
Me-tall man dining with political
gal pal about 5:30 pm. I compli-
mented you on your smile.
Coffee? Tea? Kevin 541-
505-2842
WILL ROGER’S SISTER
Dancing-For-Charity,-At-The-
Zombie-Apocalypse, Counting-
Boll-Weevils-In-The-Soup-Kettle-
Of-An
Internment-Camp,
He-Turned-To-Them-And-Said:
It’s-Been-Five-Years-My-Son,You-
Can-Hope-She’d-Take-The-Hint-
And-Meddle-Where-The-Whiff-
Of-Opportunistic-Promise-Is-
More-Than-Passing-Diesel-
Fumes-Of-A-Public-School-Bus.
You-Lived-In-Nebraska,At-The-
Chuck-E-Cheese-In-Marietta-
G e o r g i a . H i s -A t t e m p t -To -
Comfort-Her-With-The-Idiom-
Coming-Apart-At-The-Seams-
Met-A-Jarring-Retort-Of-No-
Thread-In-Sight.Moving-Right-
Along-With-A-Paper-Bag-Of-
Roadside-Cajun-Boiled-Peanuts-
In-Hand-He-Looks-Back-And-
Queries-The-Which-Of-You-
Helped-Me-With-My-Homework
Happy, Happy Happy Birthday To
You,
(b-g)...
When:
Wednesday, May
9,
2012. Where: Mullets,
Mallets, And Wickets.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902 VIDA GIRLS SHOW
I just wanted to say thank you
Jason for the CD from the show.
Hope you had a levitating Super
Full Moon. When: Friday,
April 20, 2012. Where:
Sam Bond’s Garage.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902446
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
It has been a beautiful Dream,
and I’m sorry it has to end. I
wish Dreams were more then
pretty lies. I Love you more then
you know. When: Tuesday,
May 4, 2010. Where: in
our home. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902444
2459 ALDER
You: beautiful curvy brunette
dancing your heart out in your
underwear to the black keys with
the curtains open. Me: bearded
fellow holding a skateboard.
Black keys concert? When:
Tuesday, May 1, 2012.
Where: 2459 alder. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902443
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Is there a difference in sound quality be-
tween relatively inexpensive modern violins and the multi-million-dol-
lar violins created by master craftsmen in the 1700s? In research done
at the Eighth International Violin Competition, most violinists couldn’t
tell them apart. (Read more here: tinyurl.com/ViolinResearch.) In ac-
cordance with the astrological omens, Aries, I urge you to do compara-
ble tests in your own sphere. There’s no need to overpay for anything,
either with your money, your emotions, your energy, or your time. Go
with what works, not with what costs the most or has highest status.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If we thought of your life as a book,
the title of the next chapter could very well be “In Quest of the
Primal.” I encourage you to meditate on what that means to you, and
then act accordingly. Here are a few possibilities: tapping into the
mother lode; connecting to the source; communing with the core;
returning to beginnings; seeking out the original; being in tune with
the pulse of nature. Does any of that sound like fun? According to my
reading of the astrological omens, you have a mandate to be as raw as
the law allows — to be the smartest animal you can be.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A Russian woman named Marija Usova
decided to go skydiving even though she was eight months pregnant.
“I wanted my baby to have the beautiful feeling of fl ying through
the air and free-falling before it was born,” she said. Soon after she
jumped out of the plane and opened her parachute, she went into
labor. Luckily, her daughter waited until she landed to be born. What
does this have to do with you? I don’t recommend you do anything
even remotely like what Usova did in the next few weeks. But do be
alert for healthier, saner approaches to the basic theme, which is to be
adventurous and wild and free as you birth a new possibility.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You spend nearly one-third of your life
sleeping. For one-fi fth of that time, you’re dreaming. So pretty much
every night, you watch and respond to as much as 90 minutes’ worth
of movies created by and starring you. Much of this footage is obscure
and confusing and not exactly Oscar-worthy, which is one reason you
may not recall many of the details when you wake up. But according to
my astrological analysis, the immediate future could be different. Your
dreams should be full of riveting entertainment that reveals important
information about the mysteries of your destiny. Please consider keep-
ing a pen and notebook near your bed, or a small recording device.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s Oxymoron Season for you. That means
you’re likely to encounter more than your usual share of sweet and
sour paradoxes. The logic-loving areas of your brain will almost
certainly have to seek assistance from your non-rational wisdom. I’ll
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give you a heads-up on some of the lucid riddles you should be ready
to embrace: 1. a humbling triumph; 2. a tender rivalry; 3. a selfi sh
blessing; 4. an opportunity to commune with risky comfort; 5. an
invitation to explore a relaxing challenge; 6. a chance to get up-close
and personal with a long-distance connection. For best results, Leo,
memorize these lines from Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass and recite
them periodically: “Do I contradict myself? / Very well then I contra-
dict myself. / (I am large, I contain multitudes.)”
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There’s at least a 50 percent chance that
the coming days will be over-the-top, out-of-the-blue, and off-the-
record. I’m half-expecting fl orid, luscious and kaleidoscopic events,
possibly even rococo, swashbuckling, and splendiferous adventures.
Are you ready for all this? Of course not. That’s the point life will be
trying to make: nudging you to learn more about the fi ne art of spon-
taneity as you improvise your way through unpredictable lessons that
will lead you toward the resources you’ll need to succeed.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Obsessions. Enchantments. Crushes.
Manias. Fetishes. Some astrologers think you Libras are mostly im-
mune from these indelicate but sometimes delightful modes of human
expression. They seem to believe that you love harmony and balance
too much to fall under the spell of a bewitching passion that rivets
your focus. I disagree with that view. It may be true that you’re better
able than the other signs to be objective about your fi xations. But that
doesn’t necessarily dilute the intensity you feel when they rise up and
captivate your imagination with the force of a thousand love songs.
My advice? Have fun and stay amused.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “The chains that bind us most closely
are the ones we have broken,” said Scorpio poet Antonio Porchia.
In other words, the oppression from which we have freed ourselves
may continue to infl uence us long after we’ve escaped. The imprint it
left on our sensitive psyches might keep distorting our decisions and
twisting our emotions. But I’m here to tell you, Scorpio, that you’re
entering a time when you have an enhanced power to dissolve the
lingering taint your broken chains still impose. You fi nally have the
resources and wisdom to complete the liberation process.
is a righteous approach to chatting about the human zoo. It might not
fl ow as easily as the cheap and shabby kind — at least at fi rst — but it
lasts a whole lot longer and creates connections that help keep your
mental hygiene sparkling clean.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sometimes I have a dream that
seems cryptic or meaningless when I fi rst wake up, but a few days
later I realize it was a brilliant insight into what I most needed to
transform about my life. If you don’t recall many of your dreams, that
might not be a familiar experience for you. But you’ve probably had
waking-life experiences with a similar arc. I predict you will be given
at least one of those in the coming week. It may confound you while
you’re in the midst of it, but will eventually reveal choice clues that
have the power to change your life for the better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may not have heard about the
“forbidden colors.” And you certainly haven’t seen them, even though
they exist. They’re reddish green and yellowish blue, which the cells of
your retina are not built to register. However, scientists have fi gured
out a trick by which these hues can be made visible. A few lucky
people have actually caught a glimpse of them. I bring this to your
attention, Aquarius, because I suspect you are close to experiencing
a metaphorical version of this breakthrough -- seeing something that
is supposedly impossible to see. (If you’d like to read more about the
forbidden colors, go here: tinyurl.com/ForbiddenColors
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “There’s no such thing as a wrong
note,” said jazz pianist Art Tatum. “It all depends on how you resolve
it.” Jazz trumpeter Miles Davis had a similar philosophy. “It’s not the
note you play that’s the wrong note,” he said. “It’s the note you play
afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” I think that’s an excellent un-
derstanding for you to keep in mind during the coming weeks, Pisces.
Be wary of coming to premature conclusions about alleged mistakes.
Wait to hear the entire song and see the bigger picture.
HOMEWORK: In what circumstances do you tend to be smart-
est? When do you tend to be dumbest? Testify at Freewillastrology.
com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the coming weeks, you
will have an excellent chance to develop more skill in the art of high
gossip. High gossip has almost nothing in common with the mindless
prattle that erodes reputations and fosters cynicism. It’s not driven by
envy, pettiness, or schadenfreude. When you engage in high gossip,
you spread uplifting whispers and inspirational hearsay; you speculate
about people’s talents and call attention to their successes; you con-
spire to awaken generosity of spirit and practical idealism. High gossip
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