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Cancer/Virgo looking for Prince
of Pentacles or King of Wands to
lift me out of the unfathomable
depths. Let’s mix Water/Fire,
immerse in radiant steam, rise
from ashes like Phoenix. lil-
ithofthedark, 52
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THOUGHTFUL CARING
LOOK4SAME
Me: love to laugh, movies, eat
out, looking for soul mate, edu-
cated, Love to cook, not into
drama. You: please no drama, be
educated, be ready to be cared
about. thyme4romance, 48
FUNNY, OPEN MINDED
looking for someone funny that
can roll with punches.I like shop-
ping for crazy furniture, paint-
ings, and odd books.I believe
your never done learning, I try to
learn something every day.
mmc008, 23
ADVENTURE TIME FRIENDS
I’m new to Eugene, just looking
for someone to spend some time
with me doing the things YOU
love. I’m an open book, so just
ask. ExpansiveThinker, 23,
OUTDOOR ADVENTURER
Looking for a man who loves the
outdoors, traveling, backpack-
ing, and also simple fun-dinner
and a movie or a bike ride. I’m a
happy person with lots of friends.
You? looking4you, 51, g
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WEIRD, NOT AWKWARD.
New to Eugene, looking for some
fun, intelligent, and cool people
to hang out with. I’m a recent
college grad, and like reading,
music, biking (fixed and MTB),
&420. :). NT, 24
COSTA RICA BOUND
seeks COSTA RICAN citizen for
marriage. love all things
hispanic,have secure income 2
become perm. resident.can live
in style there.want wife 4 my
daughter. am clean & sober.
robertg6746, 52
THE ONE
Cheers to all sorts of interwoven
subconscious human connec-
tions, and The End always leads
to new beginnings. In Love.
When: Saturday, May 5,
2012. Where: In My
Imagination. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902447
VIDA GIRLS SHOW
BEAUTIFUL DREAMER
I just wanted to say thank you
Jason for the CD from the show.
Hope you had a levitating Super
Full Moon. When: Friday,
April 20, 2012. Where:
Sam Bond’s Garage. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902446
It has been a beautiful Dream,
and I’m sorry it has to end. I
wish Dreams were more then
pretty lies. I Love you more then
you know. When: Tuesday,
May 4, 2010. Where: in
our home. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902444
THE ONE
YOUR #1 FAN!!!!
Cheers to all sorts of interwoven
subconcious connections,and
The End being but a new begin-
ning. In Love. When:
Saturday, May 5, 2012.
Where:
My
Lovely
Imagination.. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902445
Im glad you came to talk with me
at the finish line. Perhaps one
day our paths will cross again.
When: Sunday, April 29,
2012. Where: Eugene
Marathon mile 2, 6 and
26.2. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902442
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BAND-AID AT JACKALOPE
You: beautiful curvy brunette
dancing your heart out in your
underwear to the black keys
with the curtains open. Me:
bearded fellow holding a skate-
board. Black keys concert?
When: Tuesday, May 1,
2012. Where: 2459
alder. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902443
You complimented my glasses at
Jackalope on Sunday 4/22. You
had a band-aid on your chin. Was
meeting someone else but kind
of wished I was meeting you.
Next time? When: Sunday,
April 22, 2012. Where:
Jackalope Lounge. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902439
NEEDED A LIGHT
YMM
Ran into you outside max’s bar
friday night. i lit your cigarette,
you complemented my buzz
lightyear sweatshirt. i was too
nervous to make a move. coffee
sometime? When: Friday,
April 27, 2012. Where:
Max’s bar. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902441
“Makes no difference where I
turn, I can’t get over you and the
flame still burns.” I miss you
love- The sunsets would be even
more beautiful with you here!
When: Thursday, April
26, 2012. Where: every-
where. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902438
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QUANTUM SEEKS
HUCKLEBERRY
You: Beautiful talented fine-art-
ist across the table, talking
about latest Lavernne-Krause.
Me: Dark hair, tattooed, too shy
to ask you out. Kicked myself
afterwards. Coffee? Tea? Lets go
gallery hopping. When:
Friday, April 27, 2012.
W h e re :
AAA
Symposium, PDX. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902440
Brazilian Festival, Cosmic Pizza,
few years ago. Your mother from
Kentucky Old married man, now
single, wants to know you better.
When: Saturday, March
24,
2007.
Where:
Cosmic Pizza. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
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Free Will Astrology
have periodically done something like stick your tongue out or thumb
your nose at pretentious tyrants — and gotten away with it. At least
that’s one explanation for how confi dent you often are about speaking
up when everyone else seems unwilling to point out that the emperor
is in fact wearing no clothes. This quality should come in handy during
the coming week. It may be totally up to you to reveal the truth about
an obvious secret or collective delusion. Can you fi gure out a way to
be relatively tactful as you say what supposedly can’t or shouldn’t be
said?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus actor Daniel Day Lewis will
star as American President Abraham Lincoln in a fi lm to be released
later this year. Hollywood insiders report that Lewis basically became
Lincoln months before the fi lm was shot and throughout the entire
process. Physically, he was a dead ringer for the man he was pretend-
ing to be. Even when the cameras weren’t rolling, he spoke in the
cadences and accent of his character rather than in his own natural
voice. It might be fun for you to try a similar experiment in the coming
weeks, Taurus. Fantasize in detail about the person you would ulti-
mately like to become, and then imitate that future version of you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The idea of a housewarming party
comes from an old British tradition. People who were moving would
carry away embers from the fi replace of the home they were leaving
and bring them to the fi replace of the new home. I recommend that
you borrow this idea and apply it to the transition you’re making. As
you migrate toward the future, bring along a symbolic spark of the
vitality that has animated the situation you’re transitioning out of.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): My friend Irene has a complicated sys-
tem for handling her cats’ food needs. The calico, Cleopatra, demands
chicken for breakfast and beef stew at night, and all of it absolutely
must be served in a pink bowl on the dining room table. Caligula
insists on fi sh stew early and tuna later. He wants it on a black plate
placed behind the love seat. Nefertiti refuses everything but gourmet
turkey upon waking and beef liver for the evening repast. If it’s not on
the basement stairs, she won’t touch it. I’m bringing your attention
to this, Cancerian, because I think you could draw inspiration from it.
It’s in your interests, at least temporarily, to keep your loved ones and
allies happy with a coordinated exactitude that rivals Irene’s.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The moon’s pale glow shimmers on your face
as you run your fi ngers through your hair. In your imagination, 90
violins play with sublime fury, rising toward a climax, while the bitter-
sweet yearning in your heart sends warm chills down your spine. You
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In one of your past lives, I think you must
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part your lips and open your eyes wide, searching for the words that
could change everything. And then suddenly you remember you have
to contact the plumber tomorrow, and fi nd the right little white lie to
appease you-know-who, and run out to the store to get that gadget
you saw advertised. Cut! Cut! Let’s do this scene again. Take fi ve. It’s
possible, my dear, that your tendency to overdramatize is causing you
to lose focus. Let’s trim the 90 violins down to 10 and see if maybe
that helps.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “We all need a little more courage now
and then,” said poet Marvin Bell. “That’s what I need. If you have some
to share, I want to know you.” I advise you to adopt his approach in
the coming days, Virgo. Proceed on the assumption that what you
need most right now is to be braver and bolder. And consider the pos-
sibility that a good way to accomplish this goal is by hanging around
people who are so intrepid and adventurous that their spirit will rub
off on you.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the Byrds’ 1968 song “Fifth Dimen-
sion,” the singer makes a curious statement. He says that during a
particularly lucid state, when he was simply relaxed and paying atten-
tion, he saw the great blunder his teachers had made. I encourage you
to follow that lead, Libra. According to my analysis of the astrological
omens, now would be an excellent time for you to thoroughly question
the lessons you’ve absorbed from your important teachers — even the
ones who taught you the best and helped you the most. You will earn
a healthy jolt as you decide what to keep and what to discard from the
gifts that beloved authorities have given you.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): What are the most beautiful and
evocative songs you know? What are the songs that activate your dor-
mant wisdom and unleash waves of insight about your purpose here
on Earth and awaken surges of gratitude for the labyrinthine path you
have traveled to become the person you are today? Whatever those
tunes are, I urge you to gather them all into one playlist, and listen to
them with full attention while at rest in a comfortable place where you
feel perfectly safe. According to my reading of the astrological omens,
you need a concentrated dose of the deepest, richest, most healing
emotions you can tap into.
Aid!” — a reference to the beverage Jones spiked with cyanide before
telling his followers to drink up. But Greenwald was glad he went. The
lush, tangled magnifi cence of Guyana was tough to navigate but a
blessing to the senses and a fi rst-class adventure. Be like him, Sagit-
tarius. Consider engaging with a situation that offers challenging gifts.
Overcome your biases about a potentially rewarding experience.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “You have more freedom than
you are using,” says artist Dan Attoe. Allow that taunt to get under
your skin and rile you up in the coming days, Capricorn. Let it motivate
you to lay claim to all the potential spaciousness and independence
and leeway that are just lying around going to waste. According to my
understanding of the astrological omens, you have a sacred duty to
cultivate more slack as if your dreams depended on it. (They do!)
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you’ve been tuning in to my
horoscopes during the past months, you’re aware that I have been en-
couraging you to refi ne and deepen the meaning of home. You know
that I have been urging you to get really serious about identifying
what kind of environment you need in order to thrive; I’ve been asking
you to integrate yourself into a community that brings out the best
in you; I’ve been nudging you to create a foundation that will make
you strong and sturdy for a long time. Now it’s time to fi nish up your
intensive work on these projects. You’ve got about four more weeks
before a new phase of your life’s work will begin.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Is your BS detector in good condition?
I hope so, because it’s about to get a workout. Rumors will be swirling
and gossip will be fl ourishing, and you will need to be on high alert in
order to distinguish the laughable delusions that have no redeeming
value from the entertaining stories that have more than a few grains
of truth. If you pass those tests, Pisces, your reward will be handsome:
You’ll become a magnet for inside information, valuable secrets, and
unusual but useful clues that come from unexpected sources.
HOMEWORK : What were the circumstances in which you were
most amazingly, outrageously alive? Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Tourists rarely go to the South
American nation of Guyana. That’s mostly because much of it is virgin
rain forest and there are few amenities for travelers. In part it’s also
due to the reputation-scarring event that occurred there in 1978,
when cult-leader Jim Jones led a mass suicide of his devotees. Last
year, after travel writer Jeff Greenwald announced his trip to Guyana,
his friends responded with a predictable joke: “Don’t drink the Kool-
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