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NEEDED A LIGHT
FUNNY, OPEN MINDED
Ran into you outside max’s bar
friday night. i lit your cigarette,
you complemented my buzz
lightyear sweatshirt. i was too
nervous to make a move. coffee
sometime? When: Friday,
April 27, 2012. Where:
Max’s bar. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902441
ADVENTURE TIME FRIENDS
looking for someone funny that
can roll with punches.I like shop-
ping for crazy furniture, paint-
ings, and odd books.I believe
your never done learning, I try to
learn something every day.
mmc008, 23
I’m new to Eugene, just looking
for someone to spend some time
with me doing the things YOU
love. I’m an open book, so just
ask. ExpansiveThinker, 23,
OUTDOOR ADVENTURER
seeks COSTA RICAN citizen for
marriage. love all things
hispanic,have secure income 2
become perm. resident.can live
in style there.want wife 4 my
daughter. am clean & sober.
robertg6746, 52
Looking for a man who loves the
outdoors, traveling, backpack-
ing, and also simple fun-dinner
and a movie or a bike ride. I’m a
happy person with lots of friends.
You? looking4you, 51, g
g
COSTA RICA BOUND
MODERN MODIFIED MAN
I am a very laid back guy just
trying to make it through Art
School, looking for some female
attention and company. Friends,
more, whatever. Like walking,
videogames, talking, etc.
ErikTheViking, 26, g
INDECISIVE?
I moved here from Eugene a year
ago and it’s the first time being
single living here. I’m a down to
earth person, looking for friends
or possibly more. Coconut, 25
PODS ENCOUNTER
You: Beautiful talented fine-art-
ist across the table, talking
about latest Lavernne-Krause.
Me: Dark hair, tattooed, too shy
to ask you out. Kicked myself
afterwards. Coffee? Tea? Lets go
gallery hopping. When:
Friday, April 27, 2012.
W h e re :
AAA
Symposium, PDX. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902440
LIKABLE ROMANTIC
INTUITIVE
Sensitive w/ imagination yet
realistic too. Seeking LTR with
dimensions & mutually enliven-
ing energy. I like art, dancing,
movies, photography,plays and
driving. In Friendly-ville since
1978. Chi4two, 62, g
A SOUTHERN GUY
A LITTLE GUN-SHY
im a southern guy from alabama
that recently moved to spring-
feild. im just looking for people
to hang out with and possibly
more down the road.
benji1986, 26
Newly single father who wants to
get back out there. No drama, if
that’s possible. Let’s just take it
easy and see what happens.
TheElusiveRobertDenby,
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HIKING SPRING 2012?
MUSIC AND BEACH
I am 58 5”11” and weigh 160,
average looking. Would like to
meet someone to get out some-
times for a hike (Mt Pisgah) or
bike rides among other things.
Sparky57, 58
I am looking for an inshape
woman that likes art and music
of all types, new things and visit-
ing family and friends. Active
outdoor things such as kayaking,
hiking, etc.. bluemalt, 58
LOOKING FOR NEW
COOL BLACK BOOMER
I am new to the region. I am a
chef by trade and passion. I love
to spend time outside mountain
biking, surfing, and skiing.
sozzdea, 29, g
Interesting man. Trim and fit.
Described as attractive. enjoy
walking,excercise, outdoor activ-
ities. Can easily learn new tricks.
Earthy/intellectual. Spiritual but
not religious. Passionate, tropi-
cal nature. Seeking independent
woman.Inner/outer beauty.
Peace. africa12949, 63
REAL HUMAN!
YOUR #1 FAN!!!!
I am hoping to gain woman
friends. I am a widower seeking
companionship of a great lady
friend to get out and about who
can appreciate people & good
conversation! remo, 48, g
Im glad you came to talk with me
at the finish line. Perhaps one
day our paths will cross again.
When: Sunday, April 29,
2012. Where: Eugene
Marathon mile 2, 6 and
26.2. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902442
ACTIVE MATURE FEMALE
I am an active, opinionated, edu-
cated woman looking for an
active, opinionated, educated
man to do fun outdoor activities
with. Movies and food OK occa-
sionally. No romance required.
Iris1952, 59, g
QUANTUM SEEKS
HUCKLEBERRY
Brazilian Festival, Cosmic Pizza,
few years ago. Your mother from
Kentucky Old married man, now
single, wants to know you better.
When: Saturday, March
24,
2007.
Where:
Cosmic Pizza. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902437
SUZANNE LEGRO
I found your bus pass, contact
me. When: Sunday, April
22, 2012. Where: The
streets, yo. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902436
-JOSH-
I think yer cute. When:
Saturday, April 21, 2012.
Where: Meiji’s. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902435
BAND-AID AT JACKALOPE
CHRIS ECKERMAN
You complimented my glasses at
Jackalope on Sunday 4/22. You
had a band-aid on your chin. Was
meeting someone else but kind
of wished I was meeting you.
Next time? When: Sunday,
April 22, 2012. Where:
Jackalope Lounge. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902439
I see you from time to time, but I
hope to run into often. When:
Tuesday, April 17, 2012.
Where: Eugene. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902434
YMM
“Makes no difference where I
turn, I can’t get over you and the
flame still burns.” I miss you
love- The sunsets would be even
more beautiful with you here!
When: Thursday, April
26, 2012. Where: every-
where. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902438
“Kaylee” from the Nile
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): On the one hand, you’re facing a sticky
dilemma that you may never be able to change no matter how hard
you try. On the other hand, you are engaged with an interesting chal-
lenge that may very well be possible to resolve. Do you know which is
which? Now would be an excellent time to make sure you do. It would
be foolish to keep working on untying a hopelessly twisted knot when
there is another puzzle that will respond to your love and intelligence.
Go where you’re wanted.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): From an astrological perspective, it’s
the New Year season; you’re beginning a fresh cycle. How would you
like to celebrate? You could make a few resolutions — maybe pledge to
wean yourself from a wasteful habit or self-sabotaging vice. You could
also invite the universe to show you what you don’t even realize you
need to know. What might also be interesting would be to compose a
list of the good habits you will promise to cultivate, and the ingenious
breakthroughs you will work toward, and the shiny yet gritty dreams
you will court and woo.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “My father-in-law was convinced that
his sheepdogs picked up his thoughts telepathically,” writes Richard
Webster in his article “Psychic Animals. “He needed only to think
what he wanted his dogs to do, and they would immediately do it. He
had to be careful not to think too far ahead, as his dogs would act on
the thought he was thinking at the time.” To this I’d add that there
is a wealth of other anecdotal evidence, as well as some scientific
research, suggesting that dogs respond to unspoken commands. I
happen to believe that the human animal is also capable of picking up
thoughts that aren’t said aloud. And I suspect that you’re in a phase
when it will be especially important to take that into account. Be dis-
cerning about what you imagine, because it could end up in the mind
of someone you know!
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your right brain and left brain have
rarely been on such close speaking terms as they are right now. Your
genitals and your heart seem to be in a good collaborative groove
as well. Even your past and your future are mostly in agreement
about how you should proceed in the present. To what do we owe the
pleasure of this rather dramatic movement toward integration? Here’s
one theory: You’re being rewarded for the hard work you have done to
take good care of yourself.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A South African biologist was intrigued to
discover an interesting fact about the rodent known as the elephant
shrew: It much prefers to slurp the nectar of pagoda lilies than to nib-
ble on peanut butter mixed with apples and rolled oats. The biologist
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MAY 3, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
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your health. Please call offi ce
541-338-7810 or your method of choice
and leave a message with a human. I can
get back to you the way you are most
comfortable. 1989 silver dollar.
didn’t investigate whether mountain goats would rather eat grasses
and rushes than ice cream sundaes or whether lions like fresh-killed
antelopes better than Caesar salad, but I’m pretty sure they do. In a
related subject, Leo, I hope that in the coming weeks you will seek to
feed yourself exclusively with the images, sounds, stories, and food
that truly satisfy your primal hunger rather than the stuff that other
people like or think you should like.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There are only a very few people whose
ancestors were not immigrants. They live in Africa, where homo
sapiens got its start. As for the rest of us, our forbears wandered away
from their original home and spread out over the rest of the planet.
We all came from somewhere else! This is true on many other levels,
as well. In accordance with the astrological omens, I invite you Virgos
to get in touch with your inner immigrant this week. It’s an excellent
time to acknowledge and celebrate the fact that you are nowhere
near where you started from, whether you gauge that psychologically,
spiritually, or literally.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “When I’m good, I’m very good,” said
Hollywood’s original siren, Mae West, “but when I’m bad I’m better.”
I think that assertion might at times make sense coming out of your
lips in the next two weeks. But I’d like to offer a variation that could
also serve you well. It’s articulated by my reader Sarah Edelman, who
says, “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m batty, I’m better.”
Consider trying out both of these attitudes, Libra, as you navigate
your way through the mysterious and sometimes unruly fun that’s
headed your way.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The Weekly World News, my favorite
source of fake news, reported on a major development in the art
world: An archaeologist found the lost arms of the famous Venus de
Milo statue. They were languishing in a cellar in Southern Croatia. Hal-
lelujah! Since her discovery in 1820, the goddess of love and beauty
has been incomplete. Will the Louvre Museum in Paris, where she is
displayed, allow her to be joined by her original appendages and made
whole again? Let’s not concern ourselves now with that question.
Instead, please turn your attention to a more immediate concern: the
strong possibility that you will soon experience a comparable develop-
ment, the rediscovery of and reunification with a missing part of you.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Seventeenth-century physi-
cians sometimes advised their patients to consume tobacco as a way
to alleviate a number of different maladies, from toothaches to arthri-
tis. A few doctors continued recommending cigarettes as health aids
into the 1950s. This bit of history may be useful to keep in mind, Sagit-
tarius. You’re in a phase when you’re likely to have success in hunting
down remedies for complaints of both a physical and psychological
nature. But you should be cautious about relying on conventional
wisdom, just in case some of it resembles the idea that cigarettes are
good for you. And always double check to make sure that the cures
aren’t worse than what they are supposed to fix.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Outer space isn’t really that far
away. As astronomer Fred Hoyle used to say, you’d get there in an
hour if you could drive a car straight up. I think there’s a comparable
situation in your own life, Capricorn. You’ve got an inflated notion of
how distant a certain goal is, and that’s inhibiting you from getting
totally serious about achieving it. I’m not saying that the destination
would be a breeze to get to. My point is that it’s closer than it seems.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When most Westerners hear the
word “milk,” they surmise it has something to do with cows. But the
fact is that humans drink milk collected from sheep, goats, camels,
yaks, mares, llamas and reindeer. And many grocery stores now stock
milk made from soybeans, rice, almonds, coconut, hemp and oats. I’m
wondering if maybe it’s a good time for you to initiate a comparable
diversification, Aquarius. You shouldn’t necessarily give up the primal
sources of nourishment you have been depending on. Just consider
the possibility that it might be fun and healthy for you to seek suste-
nance from some unconventional or unexpected sources.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You wouldn’t want to play a game
of darts with an inflatable dartboard, right? If you were a smoker,
you’d have little interest in a fireproof cigarette. And while a mesh
umbrella might look stylish, you wouldn’t be foolish enough to expect
it to keep the rain out. In the spirit of these truisms, Pisces, I suggest
you closely examine any strategy you’re considering to see if it has a
built-in contradiction. Certain ideas being presented to you — perhaps
even arising from your own subconscious mind — may be inherently
impractical to use in the real world.
HOMEWORK : Do you allow your imagination to indulge in
fantasies that are wasteful, damaging, or dumb? I dare you to stop it.
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