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RELAXED, ADVENTUROUS
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In Eugene for two months. Down
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bike rides among other things.
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A LITTLE GUN-SHY
Newly single father who wants to
get back out there. No drama, if
that’s possible. Let’s just take it
easy and see what happens.
TheElusiveRobertDenby,
37
MUSIC AND BEACH
I am looking for an inshape
woman that likes art and music
of all types, new things and visit-
ing family and friends. Active
outdoor things such as kayaking,
hiking, etc.. bluemalt, 58
SUZANNE LEGRO
I found your bus pass, contact
me. When: Sunday, April
22, 2012. Where: The
streets, yo. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902436
-JOSH-
I think yer cute. When:
Saturday, April 21, 2012.
Where: Meiji’s. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902435
CHRIS ECKERMAN
I see you from time to time, but I
hope to run into often. When:
Tuesday, April 17, 2012.
Where: Eugene. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902434
SWEET POTATO PIE
Fifteen years of rockin’ the block
in downtown Eugene! Here’s to
another fifteen! Happy birthday,
Sweet Potato Pie! When:
Friday, April 20, 2012.
Where: 11th & Willamette.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902433
BIRTHDAY BOY FLAVIO
Happy happy birthday to the
HOTTEST man at Quizno’s. Hope
your birthday is as AWESOME as
you! I’m so glad that you were
born! YES! When: Thursday,
April 19, 2012. Where:
Quizno’s on Coburg Rd..
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902432
Maybe someday you will realize
that love does mean having to
say you’re sorry sometimes.
Friendship0 always means treat-
ing people the way you want to
be treated. When: Saturday,
March 17, 2012. Where:
Blind Pig. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902430
BURNIN’ MAN LOVE
by my truck’s passenger side
back tire made for a big-time
smile in the early morning.
Chalkin’ up playafied double-
heart love to you, too. When:
Saturday, April 7, 2012.
Where: You know where.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902428
SPELLBOUND
Your words: “Once again they
find themselves face to face
without fear--Spellbound. He fol-
lows her on a long life stroll for
in her eyes he sees his soul-
-Spellbound.” ILY YRMW When:
Friday, April 6, 2012.
Where: mountain climb-
ing. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902427
I HEART YOU
I heart you, you where torn from
my life we never got to say
goodbye. I’m sorry and think
about you everyday. miss you. In
another life we will meet When:
Saturday, January 21,
2012. Where: the last
place I saw you. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
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BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “True life is lived when tiny changes
occur,” said Leo Tolstoy. I agree. It’s rare for us to undergo rapid,
dramatic transformations in short periods of time. That’s why it’s delu-
sional to be forever pining for some big magic intervention that will fi x
everything. The best way to alter our course is slowly and gradually,
by conscientiously revamping our responses to the small daily details.
Keep these thoughts close at hand in the coming weeks, Aries. Be a
devotee of the incremental approach. Step-by-step. Hour-by-hour.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “What people really need and demand
from life is not wealth, comfort or esteem, but games worth playing,”
said psychiatrist Thomas Szasz. I love that thought, and am excited
to offer it up to you right now. You have been invited or will soon be
invited to participate in some of the best games ever. These are not
grueling games foisted on you by people hoping to manipulate you,
nor pointless games that exhaust your energy for naught. Rather, they
are fun challenges that promise to stretch your intelligence, deepen
your perspective, and enhance your emotional riches.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Is it conceivable that you’ve gotten a bit
off track? As I close my eyes and ask my higher powers for a psychic
vision, I get an impression of you staring at a blurry image of a symbol
that is no longer an accurate representation of your life goal. Now of
course there’s a chance that my vision is completely unfounded. But if
it does ring at least somewhat true to you — if it suggests a question
worth asking yourself — I invite you to meditate on the possibility that
you need to update your understanding of what your ultimate target
looks like.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): From an astrological point of view, it’s
prime time for you to attend a networking extravaganza or collabora-
tion spree. Likewise, this is an excellent phase in your long-term cycle
to organize a gathering for the close allies who will be most important
in helping you carry out your master plan during the next 12 months.
Have you ever heard of the term “temporary autonomous zone”? It’s
a time and place where people with shared interests and common
values can explore the frontiers of productive conviviality. It might be
a dinner party in an inspirational setting, a boisterous ritual in a rowdy
sanctuary, or a private festival for fellow seekers. I hope you make
sure something like that materializes.
(July 23-Aug. 22): To begin one of his performances, comedian
and musician Steve Martin ambled on stage and told his audience
what to expect. “Before every show,” he said, “I like to do one thing
that is impossible. So now I’m going to suck this piano into my lungs.”
That’s the kind of brag I hope to hear coming from you sometime
APRIL 26, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
Sensitive w/ imagination & realis-
tic too. Seeking LTR with dimen-
sions & mutually enlivening
energy. Chemistry? I think of a
playful kind of moving energy.
Dance. In Friendly-ville since
1978. Chi4two, 62, g
HIKING SPRING 2012?
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for sub-
stitutes till the real thing comes.
Dance with me slowlike, let what
unfolds unfold. open to out-
comes. 444alma, 55
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SPEAKEASY GAL
Keep the glasses on, they suit
you! When: Friday, April
13,
2012.
Where:
Speakeasy. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902431
MODERN MODIFIED MAN
looking for someone funny that
can roll with punches.I like shop-
ping for crazy furniture, paint-
ings, and odd books.I believe
your never done learning, I try to
learn something every day.
mmc008, 23
ARTISTIC. CULTURAL.
CURIOUS.
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FUNNY CRAZY FUNNY
Hey,I am a funny guy that likes
everyone.Lets have fun. tomy-
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MOTORHEAD LOVER
Demonstrative and tactile,
expressive and vivacious. Seeks
companion/love who shares a
passion for lifelong learning,
reading, the arts, kindness and
playfulness and loving well. Our
time
is
now.
SoundsofSunshine, 67,
LEO
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soon, Leo — the more outrageous the better. Why? Because I’d love to
see you cultivate a looser, breezier relationship with your actual ambi-
tions. To make boastful jokes about wacky or farfetched goals might
inspire you to be jauntier and friskier about those real ones. And that
would rouse a burst of fresh motivational energy.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The text for this week’s oracle comes
from Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), a great American statesman
who, after escaping slavery, became a leader of the abolitionist
movement. “Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate
agitation,” he said, “are people who want crops without plowing the
ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning ... The struggle
may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one, or it may be both. But
it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand.”
Please apply these thoughts to your own situation, Virgo. You have
entered the liberation phase of your cycle.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’m about to list some declarations that
I hope will come out of your mouth at least once in the next three
weeks. If for any reason you’re not fi nding yourself in situations where
these words would make sense for you to utter, please rearrange your
life accordingly. 1. “There’s nothing else I’d rather be doing right now.”
2. “Is it OK with you if we take this really slow?” 3. “No one’s ever
done that before.” 4. “Squeeze my hand when it feels really amazing.”
5. “It’s like we know what each other is thinking.” 6. “Can I have some
more, please?”
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A political strategist told me one of
her most important rules: To win an election, you have to help your
candidate choose the right fi ghts. I think that would be an excellent
guiding principle for you in the coming weeks, Scorpio. According to
my reading of the astrological omens, you will be getting invitations
to spar, joust, and wrangle. Although it might be exciting to leap into
each and every fray with your eyes blazing, I suggest you show careful
discernment. Try to confi ne your participation to those tangles that
will downplay your weaknesses and highlight your strengths.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): One of the classics of ancient
Sanskrit literature is the Kama Sutra, which gives practical advice
about erotic love. The most popular edition of the book offers instruc-
tions on eight kinds of kisses and 64 sexual positions, with additional
tips on styles of embracing and caressing. This would be an excellent
time for you to get inspired by information like that, Capricorn. Your
relationship with the amorous arts is due for expansion and refi ne-
ment. You don’t necessarily need to rely on book learning, of course.
You could accomplish a lot of empirical exploration simply by getting
naked and fi ring up your imagination.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Singer-songwriter Tom Waits was
strongly infl uenced by Bob Dylan’s down-to-earth album The Base-
ment Tapes. “I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp
left in,” Waits testifi es. “The noise and grit” of Dylan’s rootsy, intimate
songs, he says, creates a mood of “joy and abandon.” That’s the spirit
I wish for you in the coming weeks, Aquarius. Wherever you are and
whatever you’re doing, get down to the gritty, organic core of things.
Hunker down in the funky fundamentals. Hang out where the levels of
pretension are low and the stories are fresh and raw.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You’re not really breaking the rules,
right, Pisces? It’s more like you’re just testing their elasticity; you’re
helping them become more supple and fl exible. I’m sure that sooner
or later people will thank you for how you’re expanding the way the
game is played. It may take a while, but they will eventually appreci-
ate and capitalize on the liberties you are now introducing into the
system. In the short run, though, you might have to take some heat
for your tinkering and experiments. Try not to let that inhibit your
eagerness to try creative risks.
HOMEWORK: What famous person were you in your past life?
If you don’t know or weren’t really, make something up. Testify at
Freewillastrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the famous children’s book
The Little Prince, the hero lives on an asteroid with three volcanoes,
two active and one dormant. One day he decides to leave home and
travel to other realms. Before departing, he meticulously scours all
three volcanoes. “If they are well cleaned out,” the narrator reports,
“volcanoes burn slowly and steadily, without any eruptions.” I recom-
mend that you take after the Little Prince, Sagittarius. It’s high time to
attend to the upkeep of your volcanoes. Make sure they will burn slow
and steady in the coming months, even when you’re not at home.
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