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FUNNY, OPEN MINDED
looking for someone funny that
can roll with punches.I like shop-
ping for crazy furniture, paint-
ings, and odd books.I believe
your never done learning, I try to
learn something every day.
mmc008, 23, g
OUTDOOR ADVENTURER
Looking for a man who loves the
outdoors, traveling, backpack-
ing, and also simple fun-dinner
and a movie or a bike ride. I’m a
happy person with lots of friends.
You? looking4you, 51, g
ARTISTIC. CULTURAL.
CURIOUS.
Demonstrative and tactile,
expressive and vivacious. Seeks
companion/love who shares a
passion for lifelong learning,
reading, the arts, kindness and
playfulness and loving well. Our
time
is
now.
SoundsofSunshine, 67,
g
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for
substitutes till the real thing
comes. Dance with me slowlike,
let what unfolds unfold. open to
outcomes. 444alma, 55
LET’S GO HIKING!
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking
my life of creativity and friends,
but would sure like to add a
honey to the mix. Looking for
intelligence, humor, compassion
and creativity. magnolia, 63,
g
Free Will Astrology
LIKABLE ROMANTIC
INTUITIVE
SWEET POTATO PIE
Sensitive w/ imagination & realis-
tic too. Seeking LTR with dimen-
sions & mutually enlivening
energy. Chemistry? I think of a
playful kind of moving energy.
Dance. In Friendly-ville since
1978. Chi4two, 62, g
Fifteen years of rockin’ the block
in downtown Eugene! Here’s to
another fifteen! Happy birthday,
Sweet Potato Pie! When:
Friday, April 20, 2012.
Where: 11th & Willamette.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902433
BIRTHDAY BOY FLAVIO
A SOUTHERN GUY
im a southern guy from alabama
that recently moved to spring-
feild. im just looking for people
to hang out with and possibly
more down the road.
benji1986, 26
HIKING SPRING 2012?
I am 58 5”11” and weigh 160,
average looking. Would like to
meet someone to get out some-
times for a hike (Mt Pisgah) or
bike rides among other things.
Sparky57, 58
LOOKING FOR NEW
I am new to the region. I am a
chef by trade and passion. I love
to spend time outside mountain
biking, surfing, and skiing.
sozzdea, 29, g
A LITTLE GUN-SHY
Newly single father who wants to
get back out there. No drama, if
that’s possible. Let’s just take it
easy and see what happens.
TheElusiveRobertDenby,
37
MUSIC AND BEACH
I am looking for an inshape
woman that likes art and music
of all types, new things and visit-
ing family and friends. Active
outdoor things such as kayaking,
hiking, etc.. bluemalt, 58
ARIES (March 21-April 19): You had to take the test before you got
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “If you don’t run your own life, someone else
a chance to study more than a couple of the lessons. Does that seem
fair? Hell, no. That’s the bad news. The good news is that this test was
merely a rehearsal for a more important and inclusive exam, which is
still some weeks in the future. Here’s even better news: The teachings
that you will need to master before then are fl owing your way, and will
continue to do so in abundance. Apply yourself with diligence, Aries.
You have a lot to learn, but luckily, you have enough time to get fully
prepared.
will,” said psychologist John Atkinson. Make that your motto in the
coming weeks, Leo. Write it on a big piece of cardboard and hold it up
in front of your eyes as you wake up each morning. Use it as a prod
that motivates you to shed any laziness you might have about living
the life you really want. Periodically ask yourself these three ques-
tions: Are you dependent on the approval, permission, or recognition
of others? Have you set up a person, ideology, or image of success
that’s more authoritative than your own intuition? Is there any area of
your life where you have ceded control to an external source?
sitely individuated luminaries have in common: Salvador Dali, Martha
Graham, Stephen Colbert, David Byrne, Maya Deren, Malcolm X, Willie
Nelson, Bono, Dennis Hopper, Cate Blanchett, George Carlin, Tina
Fey, Sigmund Freud. Give up? They are or were all Tauruses. Would
you characterize any of them as sensible, materialistic slowpokes ob-
sessed with comfort and security, as many traditional astrology texts
describe Tauruses? Nope. They were or are distinctive innovators with
unique style and creative fl air. They are your role models as you cruise
through the current phase of maximum self-expression.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In December 1946, three Bedouin
shepherds were tending their fl ock near the Dead Sea. They found a
cave with a small entrance. Hoping it might contain treasure hidden
there long ago, they wanted to explore it. The smallest of the three
managed to climb through the narrow opening. He brought out a few
dusty old scrolls in ceramic jars. The shepherds were disappointed. But
eventually the scrolls were revealed to be one of the most important
fi nds in archaeological history: the fi rst batch of what has come to
be known as the Dead Sea Scrolls. Keep this story in mind, Gemini. I
suspect a metaphorically similar tale may unfold for you soon. A valu-
able discovery may initially appear to you in a form you’re not that
excited about.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The devil called together a commit-
tee meeting of his top assistants. He was displeased. Recruitments of
people born under the sign of Cancer had fallen far below projected
totals. “It’s unacceptable,” the dark lord fumed. “Those insufferable
Crabs have been too mentally healthy lately to be tantalized by our
lies. Frankly, I’m at wit’s end. Any suggestions?” His marketing expert
said, “Let’s redouble our efforts to make them buy into the hoax
about the world ending on Dec. 21, 2012.” The executive vice-president
chimed in: “How about if we play on their fears about running out of
what they need?” The chief of intelligence had an idea, too: “I say we
offer them irrelevant goodies that tempt them away from their real
goals.”
APRIL 19, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
Your words: “Once again they
find themselves face to face
without fear--Spellbound. He fol-
lows her on a long life stroll for
in her eyes he sees his soul-
-Spellbound.” ILY YRMW When:
Friday, April 6, 2012.
Where: mountain climb-
ing. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902427
Happy happy birthday to the
HOTTEST man at Quizno’s. Hope
your birthday is as AWESOME as
you! I’m so glad that you were
born! YES! When: Thursday,
April 19, 2012. Where:
Quizno’s on Coburg Rd..
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902432
SPEAKEASY GAL
Keep the glasses on, they suit
you! When: Friday, April
13,
2012.
Where:
Speakeasy. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902431
MOTORHEAD LOVER
Maybe someday you will realize
that love does mean having to
say you’re sorry sometimes.
Friendship0 always means treat-
ing people the way you want to
be treated. When: Saturday,
March 17, 2012. Where:
Blind Pig. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902430
BURNIN’ MAN LOVE
by my truck’s passenger side
back tire made for a big-time
smile in the early morning.
Chalkin’ up playafied double-
heart love to you, too. When:
Saturday, April 7, 2012.
Where: You know where.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902428
I HEART YOU
I heart you, you where torn from
my life we never got to say
goodbye. I’m sorry and think
about you everyday. miss you. In
another life we will meet When:
Saturday, January 21,
2012. Where: the last
place I saw you. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902426
ROADSIDE TRUCKERS GIRL
Hey its miles if you would like to
get ahold of my number is five
four one six seven one six four
three two. When: Sunday,
March 18, 2012. Where:
mcdonald theatre. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902425
MCDONALD’S GRAVEYARD
WORKER
You work at McDonalds in
Walmart. I had stopped by after
11:30pm-ish and you had a black
bow in your hair. You commented
my Horde tattoo, I think you’re
B-E-A-U-TI-FUL!
When:
Monday, March 26,
2012. Where: McDonalds
in Walmart on west 11th.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902424
KC1 YEAR AGO78
you tempted fate: first giving me
the perfect kiss, then shutting
me out just when i realized how
rare and passionate our friend-
ship was. you’re a fool, or was i?
When: Thursday, March
17, 2011. Where: james-
on’s. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902423
BY ROB BREZSNY
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Let’s see if you know what these exqui-
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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Here are the last words that computer
pioneer Steve Jobs spoke before he died: “OH WOW. OH WOW. OH
WOW.” I’d propose that we bring that mantra into as wide a usage as
Jobs’ other creations, like the iPhone and iPad. I’d love to hear random
strangers exclaiming it every time they realize how amazing their lives
are. I’d enjoy it if TV newscasters spoke those words to begin each
show, acknowledging how mysterious our world really is. I’d be pleased
if lovers everywhere uttered it at the height of making love. I nominate
you to start the trend, Virgo. You’re the best choice, since your tribe,
of all the signs of the zodiac, will most likely have the wildest rides and
most intriguing adventures in the coming weeks.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A starfi sh that loses an arm can grow
back a new one. It’s an expert regenerator. According to my under-
standing of the astrological omens, you are entering a starfi sh-like
phase of your cycle. Far more than usual, you’ll be able to recover
parts of you that got lost and reanimate parts of you that fell dor-
mant. For the foreseeable future, your words of power are “rejuve-
nate,” “restore,” “reawaken” and “revive.” If you concentrate really
hard and fi ll yourself with the light of the spiritual sun, you might even
be able to perform a kind of resurrection.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Too much of a good thing isn’t neces-
sarily good. (Have you ever hyperventilated?) Too little of a good
thing can be bad. (Have you ever gotten dehydrated?) Some things
are good in measured doses but bad if done to excess. (Wine and
chocolate.) A very little of a very bad thing may still be a bad thing.
(It’s hard to smoke crack in moderation.) The coming week is prime
time to be thinking along these lines, Scorpio. You will generate a lot
of the exact insights you need if you weigh and measure everything in
your life and judge what is too much and what is too little.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sculptor Constantin Brancusi
had a clear strategy as he produced his art: “Create like God, com-
mand like a king, work like a slave.” I suggest you adopt a similar
approach for your own purposes in the coming weeks, Sagittarius.
With that as your formula, you could make rapid progress on a project
that’s dear to you. So make sure you have an inspiring vision of the
dream you want to bring into being. Map out a bold, defi nitive plan
for how to accomplish it. And then summon enormous stamina, fi erce
concentration, and unfailing attention to detail as you translate your
heart’s desire into a concrete form.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If there is one door in the castle
you have been told not to go through,” writes novelist Anne Lamott,
“you must. Otherwise, you’ll just be rearranging furniture in rooms
you’ve already been in.” I think the coming weeks will be your time
to slip through that forbidden door, Capricorn. The experiences that
await you on the other side may not be everything you have always
needed, but I think they are at least everything you need next.
Besides, it’s not like the taboo against penetrating into the unknown
place makes much sense any more. The biggest risk you take by
breaking the spell is the possibility of losing a fear you’ve grown ad-
dicted to.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When rain falls on dry land, it acti-
vates certain compounds in the soil that release a distinctive aroma.
“Petrichor” is the word for that smell. If you ever catch a whiff of it
when there’s no rain, it’s because a downpour has begun somewhere
nearby, and the wind is bringing you news of it. I suspect that you will
soon be awash in a metaphorical version of petrichor, Aquarius. A
parched area of your life is about to receive much-needed moisture.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Forty percent of Americans do not
know that the dinosaurs died out long before human beings ever ex-
isted. When these folks see an old cartoon of caveman Fred Flintstone
riding on a Diplodocus, they think it’s depicting a historical fact. In the
coming weeks, Pisces, you need to steer clear of people who harbor
gross delusions like that. It’s more important than usual that you
hang out with educated, cultured types who possess a modicum of
well-informed ideas about the history of humanity and the nature of
reality. Surround yourself with intelligent infl uences, please.
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