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ARTISTIC. CULTURAL.
CURIOUS.
Demonstrative and tactile,
expressive and vivacious. Seeks
companion/love who shares a
passion for lifelong learning,
reading, the arts, kindness and
playfulness and loving well. Our
time
is
now.
SoundsofSunshine, 67,
g
LOVELY, CLEAR, COOL
Laughter,gentleness. Can walk/
talk at the same time. Bird
checkin for mate,wishing for sub-
stitutes till the real thing comes.
Dance with me slowlike, let what
unfolds unfold. open to out-
comes. 444alma, 55
LET’S GO HIKING!
I’m happiest out of doors. Liking
my life of creativity and friends,
but would sure like to add a
honey to the mix. Looking for
intelligence, humor, compassion
and creativity. magnolia, 63,
g
RELAXED, ADVENTUROUS
MUSICIAN
In Eugene for two months. Down
for anything from coffee dates to
all-night philosophical discus-
sions; walks in town to conquer-
ing mountains; thrift stores to
dumpster-diving; Bon Iver to
Skrillex. enkephalin, 20, g
SEXY, SWEET, INTELLIGENT
Fulltime student, UofO, 29. Wants
someone who wants to make a
connection with a nice woman,
slowly. I do LOVE sex though so
maybe just don’t rush the inti-
macy. Lol! pokerchick29, 30
account?
HIKING SPRING 2012?
profile?
I am 58 5”11” and weigh 160,
average looking. Would like to
meet someone to get out some-
times for a hike (Mt Pisgah) or
bike rides among other things.
Sparky57, 58
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LOOKING FOR NEW
I am new to the region. I am a
chef by trade and passion. I love
to spend time outside mountain
biking, surfing, and skiing.
sozzdea, 29, g
A LITTLE GUN-SHY
Newly single father who wants to
get back out there. No drama, if
that’s possible. Let’s just take it
easy and see what happens.
TheElusiveRobertDenby,
37
MUSIC AND BEACH
by my truck’s passenger side
back tire made for a big-time
smile in the early morning.
Chalkin’ up playafied double-
heart love to you, too. When:
Saturday, April 7, 2012.
Where: You know where.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902428
FUNNY CRAZY FUNNY
3 MONTH STAND?
I like to give a girl her jollies.
Smart and sensitive. Looking for
temporary companionship such
as kissing cuddling talking and
whatever else that may lead to ;).
VirdingVeurrJoffursonr,
21
ACTIVE MATURE FEMALE
I am an active, opinionated, edu-
cated woman looking for an
active, opinionated, educated
man to do fun outdoor activities
with. Movies and food OK occa-
sionally. No romance required.
Iris1952, 59, g
MUSIC LOVER
LOVES MUSIC ,BIKE RIDING ,
CONCERTS , BBQS , GOOD TIMES,
HIKING
GOOD FRIENDS.
RADAR, 47
Free Will Astrology
Hey its miles if you would like to
get ahold of my number is five
four one six seven one six four
three two. When: Sunday,
March 18, 2012. Where:
mcdonald theatre. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902425
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There is a possibility that a pot of gold
sits at the end of the rainbow. The likelihood is small, true, but it’s not
zero. On the other hand, the rainbow is defi nitely here and available
for you to enjoy. Of course, you would have to do some more work on
yourself in order to gather in the fullness of that enjoyment. Here’s
the potential problem: You may be under the impression that the
rainbow is less valuable than the pot of gold. So let me ask you: What
if the rainbow’s the real prize?
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “It’s eternity in a person that turns the
crank handle,” said Franz Kafka. At least that should be the case, I
would add. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that a lot of people
let other, lesser things turn the crank handle — like the compulsive
yearning for money, power, and love, for example. I challenge you to
check in with yourself sometime soon and determine what exactly has
been turning your crank handle. If it ain’t eternity, or whatever serves
as eternity in your world view, get yourself adjusted. In the coming
months, it’s crucial that you’re running on the cleanest, purest fuel.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): For a white guy from 19th century
England, David Livingstone was unusually egalitarian. As he traveled
in Africa, he referred to what were then called “witch doctors” as “my
professional colleagues.” In the coming weeks, Cancerian, I encourage
you to be inspired by Livingstone as you expand your notion of who
your allies are. For example, consider people to be your colleagues if
they simply try to infl uence the world in the same ways you do, even if
they work in different jobs or spheres. What might be your version of
Livingstone’s witch doctors? Go outside of your usual network as you
scout around for confederates who might connect you to exotic new
perspectives and resources you never imagined you could use.
(July 23-Aug. 22): The fl ag of California features the image of a
grizzly bear, and the huge carnivore is the state’s offi cial animal. And
yet grizzly bears have been extinct in California since 1922, when the
last one was shot and killed. Is there any discrepancy like that in your
own life, Leo? Do you continue to act as if a particular symbol or icon
APRIL 12, 2012 EUGENE WEEKLY
I HEART YOU
I heart you, you where torn from
my life we never got to say
goodbye. I’m sorry and think
about you everyday. miss you. In
another life we will meet When:
Saturday, January 21,
2012. Where: the last
place I saw you. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902426
MCDONALD’S GRAVEYARD
WORKER
You work at McDonalds in
Walmart. I had stopped by after
11:30pm-ish and you had a black
bow in your hair. You commented
my Horde tattoo, I think you’re
B-E-A-U-TI-FUL!
When:
Monday, March 26,
2012. Where: McDonalds
in Walmart on west 11th.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902424
KC1 YEAR AGO78
you tempted fate: first giving me
the perfect kiss, then shutting
me out just when i realized how
rare and passionate our friend-
ship was. you’re a fool, or was i?
When: Thursday, March
17, 2011. Where: james-
on’s. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902423
SUNNY CAMPUS ACTIVIST
“Do you care about rising
tuition?” I told you I’m not a stu-
dent here (which is *mostly*
true). You liked my shirt. I liked
you! Walk through campus
sometime? When: Monday,
April 2, 2012. Where:
13th and University.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902422
LAUNDRYMAT RIPOFF
don’t use the Coin-O-Matic laun-
dromat on 11th @ Almaden. most
machines are broken, they steal
your money, no attendant or
contact info for refunds. change
machine always empty. useless!
When: Friday, March 30,
2012. Where: coin-o-
matic laundrymat. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902419
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it-now fervor of the Aries tribe, thinking it must inevitably lead to care-
lessness. Please prove them wrong in the coming weeks. Launch into
the interesting new possibilities with all your exuberance unfurled.
Refuse to allow the natural energy to get hemmed in by theories and
concepts. But also be sure not to mistake rash impatience for intui-
tive guidance. Consider the likelihood that your original vision of the
future might need to be tinkered with a bit as you translate it into the
concrete details.
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SPELLBOUND
Your words: “Once again they
find themselves face to face
without fear--Spellbound. He fol-
lows her on a long life stroll for
in her eyes he sees his soul-
-Spellbound.” ILY YRMW When:
Friday, April 6, 2012.
Where: mountain climb-
ing. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902427
ROADSIDE TRUCKERS GIRL
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Some people misunderstand the do-
LEO
Wow. Those eyes. That hair. And
the voice. I’ll definitely be getting
frozen yogurt again soon,
smashwee. -TH When: Friday,
March 30, 2012. Where:
Juicy Berry at Valley
River
Center.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902421
BURNIN’ MAN LOVE
I am looking for an inshape
woman that likes art and music
of all types, new things and visit-
ing family and friends. Active
outdoor things such as kayaking,
hiking, etc.. bluemalt, 58
Hey,I am a funny guy that likes
everyone.Lets have fun. tomy-
2tone233, 47, g
FROYO QUEEN
COOL BLACK BOOMER
Interesting man. Trim and fit.
Described as attractive. enjoy
walking,excercise, outdoor activ-
ities. Can easily learn new tricks.
Earthy/intellectual. Spiritual but
not religious. Passionate, tropi-
cal nature. Seeking independent
woman.Inner/outer beauty.
Peace. africa12949, 63
is important to you even though it has no practical presence in your
life? If so, this would be a good time to update your attitude.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The cartoon character Felix the Cat
made his debut in 1919. He was a movie star in the era of silent fi lms,
and eventually appeared in his own comic strip and TV show. But it
wasn’t until 1953, when he was 34 years old, that he fi rst got his Magic
Bag of Tricks, which allowed him to do many things he wasn’t able
to do before. I bring this up, Virgo, because I believe you’re close to
acquiring a magic bag of tricks that wasn’t on your radar until you had
matured to the point where you are now. To ensure that you get that
bag, though, you will have to ripen even a bit more.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I have one child, a daughter, and raising
her conscientiously has been one of the great privileges and joys of
my life. Bonus: She has turned out to be a stellar human being. Every
now and then, though, I get a bit envious of parents who’ve created
bigger families. If bringing up one kid is so rewarding, maybe more
would be even better. I asked an acquaintance of mine, a man with
six kids, how he had managed to pull off that diffi cult feat. He told
me quite candidly, “My secret is that I’m not a good father; I’m very
neglectful.” I offer up this story as a way to encourage you, at this
juncture in your development, to favor quality over quantity.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I expect there’ll be some curious
goings-on this week. A seemingly uninspired idea could save you from
a dumb decision, for example. An obvious secret may be the key to
defeating a covert enemy. And a messy inconvenience might show
up just in time to help you do the slightly uncool but eminently right
thing. Can you deal with this much irony, Scorpio? Can you handle
such big doses of the old fl ippety-fl op and oopsie-loopsie? For extra
credit, here are two additional odd blessings you could capitalize on:
a humble teaching from an unlikely expert and a surge of motivation
from an embarrassing excitement.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Some of our pagan forbears
imagined they had a duty to assist with nature’s revival every spring
by performing fertility rituals. And wouldn’t it be fun if it were even
slightly true that you could help the crops germinate and bloom by
making sweet love in the fi elds? At the very least, carrying out such a
ceremony might stimulate your own personal creativity. In accordance
with the astrological omens, I invite you to slip away to a secluded
outdoor spot, either by yourself or with a romantic companion. On a
piece of paper, write down a project you’d like to make thrive in the
coming months. Bury the note in the good earth, then enjoy an act of
love right on top of it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Once upon a time, I fell in love
with a brilliant businesswoman named Loreen. I pursued her with all
my wiles, hoping to win her amorous affection. After playing hard to
get for two months, she shocked me with a brazen invitation: Would I
like to accompany her on a whirlwind vacation to Paris? “I think I can
swing it,” I told her. But there was a problem: I was fl at broke. What to
do? I decided to raise the funds by selling off a precious heirloom from
childhood, my collection of 6,000 vintage baseball cards. Maybe this
story will inspire you to do something comparable, Capricorn: Sacrifi ce
an outmoded attachment or juvenile treasure or youthful fantasy so
as to empower the future of love.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): We all know that spiders are talent-
ed little creatures. Spiders’ silk is as strong as steel, and their precisely
geometric webs are engineering marvels. But even though they have
admirable qualities I admire, I don’t expect to have an intimate con-
nection with a spider any time soon. A similar situation is at work in
the human realm. I know certain people who are amazing creators and
leaders but don’t have the personal integrity or relationship skills that
would make them trustworthy enough to seek out as close allies. Their
beauty is best appreciated from afar. Consider the possibility that the
ideas I’m articulating here would be good for you to meditate on right
now, Aquarius.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Have you ever had the wind knocked
out of you? It feels weird for a short time, but leaves no lasting dam-
age. I’m expecting that you will experience a form of that phenom-
enon sometime soon. Metaphorically speaking, the wind will get
knocked out of you. But wait -- before you jump to conclusions and
curse me out for predicting this, listen to the rest of my message. The
wind that will get knocked out of you will be a wind that needed to
be knocked out — a wind that was causing confusion in your gut-level
intuition. In other words, you’ll be lucky to get that wind knocked out
of you. You’ll feel much better afterwards, and you will see things
more clearly.
HOMEWORK : Why is this a perfect moment? Tell me at Truth-
rooster@gmail.com. To hear my reasons why, tune in to my podcast:
http://bit.ly/PerfectionNow.
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