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Im pretty into domination and
have always wanted to find the
lucky girl to be my slave for a
night... or maybe more. 6”dick
and and 1.8” width. 123ran-
dom, 18
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EXPLORATIION
I am looking for some fun after a
self-inflicted
period
of
abstinence..I’ve always been bi-
curious, and would like to
explore this. But I am also up for
a good stuffing. mistresslis-
salickylou, 29, g
SHADOW LOVER
I’m just a young woman looking
for a man to dominate me.
DelinaRose, 20, g
SWE
i am a good girl looking for a
man i am a good girl. sharon-
bbb, 25, g
CURIOSITY ;)
With a bit of luck and some seri-
ous sex appeal you could be
added to my stable of studly
hobby horses. KuatoLives, 19
PLEASURE TO PLEASE.
Silly sub in serious relat. looking
to satisfy her darker ambitions.
No sex, all sensual and power-
play. Into protocol, corporeal,
bondage, submission, trust.
Respectful, knowledgeable,
vicious domme desired.
SensualSub999, 24, g
CURIOUS WET PUSSY
PENNIES FOR PUSHING
I need of a woman’s touch, dying
to know what it feels like when a
beautiful female licks my pussy
& ass, suck my tits and finger me.
Pinkcurious, 33
People call me Sissy. (; I like a
little of everything, multi-col-
ored, teeth sharp as a puppy and
I’m a bit freaky. Come get it.
sissy, 23, g
A GOOD FUCK
GOOD VANILLA GIRLIE
Never been with a women but
looking to change that.
jenna_m, 19
Back after hiatus. Friends say I’m
pretty. Not first time but not
every day. Not ordinary. I want
men who like femininity and
women who give and get relaxed
pleasure. tinkerbell, 43
WOULD LIKE 2PLAY
21 yr old bi girl with a boyfriend
but I’m just lookin for a girl for
some fun. Kinda shy. Love cud-
dles. Love to play. pandagirl,
21, g
FLEXIBLE-SUBMISSIVE- RED-
HEAD
Virgin, looking for my first time.
Looking for dominant woman,
for one night. I prefer rough, and
some pain (especially neck bit-
ing). Curvy woman, who will
make me feel wanted. MJ218,
20
CLIT PLAY
i want to have the mind blowing
ultimate fantasy lived out, and
there are alot to be lived i hope
there is time for it all...
NaughtyNice, 47, g
Hey i’m a 26 year old guy in
Eugene who loves to drink and
do a “little” 420, party naked and
have sex! no one over 40 please.
Shambam_bamina, 26,
g
THE MYSTERY GUY...
Well this mystery guy has what it
takes to make the girls happy at
all times. Looking for any ladies
who will want to take a chance in
life. Epyon, 25
DOM./MISTRESS NEED.
Mature,goodlooking male seeks
youngish unconventional dom.
Serve a mistress,your slave for
p l e a s u r e . N e e d
dominating,caned,harnessed on
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you wish,not many limits-serious
imaginative kinks.Plus dinner.
purpleballs, 66
WHY LIE?
Looking for a partially crazy/
strong/feminine woman who can
wake me up and help me feel
alive once again. monkey-
man, 41
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Looking to expand my horizons
and calm my stormy seas.
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waxing specialist
Just hoping for someone sexy.
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WORDS OF PURE WISDOM by Dan Savage
Thank you for your advocacy of monogamishy. (Monogamishness?) When I fell in love with
my gloriously kinky and GGG wife several years ago, we were honest about our sexual desires—
vast and wide-ranging—and we negotiated an arrangement that works for us. We encourage
each other’s outside crushes, and we both just want to be present while one of us is banging
that outside crush. Your column gave us the tools we needed to talk with other potentially
kinky folks. Thanks!
Anyway, on to our question: When one is staying at a hotel, what is the protocol for engag-
ing in sheet-staining activities? For example, if a session might spread santorum, menstrual
blood, female ejaculate, etc. all over the sheets, what to do? Is it better to cover the bed in tow-
els and stain them instead? Are dirty sheets all in a day’s work for the housekeeper, or should
we refrain from such activities in hotel rooms? We don’t want to make the housekeeping staff
miserable—and we always leave a tip for the maid!—but we don’t want to refrain from sex just
because my wife is on her period!
Sheets Tarnished After Intense Nooky
You’re welcome for monogamishamy—the correct noun form of the adjective monoga-
mish—and I’m delighted that it’s helped you and the wife negotiate successful encounters with
“outside crushes,” STAIN, and I trust that you and the wife strive to make sure those encoun-
ters are as rewarding for the crushes as they are for you two.
Now, about those sheets…
If you’ve booked a hotel room, STAIN, and it’s shark week for the wife or a certain former
senator routinely drops in (drops out?) when you have anal sex, there’s always the option of
bringing your own santorum- and/or menstrual-blood-colored/stained towels from home.
But let’s say you don’t want to bring towels from home—which is an admittedly anal-in-the-
other-sense-of-anal thing to do. Should you lay the hotel’s towels down on the bed or mess up
the sheets?
“Mess up the sheets, please,” said the head of housekeeping at the hotel where I happened
to be staying when your question arrived. (HOH agreed to speak to me on the condition that I
not name her, the hotel where she works, or even the city where it’s located.) “We bleach the
holy heck out of those sheets,” HOH continued. “And it is easier to get stains out of sheets
than towels. And sheets cost less to replace—at least ours do.”
Anything else someone should do if they’ve made a mess of the sheets?
“If you want to be a total sweetheart,” said HOH, “strip the bed. Pull the sheets off and
leave them balled up on the fl oor. All the ladies know what that means, and I promise you
that no one goes poking in sheets left on the fl oor. They toss that ball in the cart and send it
straight to the laundry.”
Where they bleach the hell/blood/santorum out of ’em.
Finally, STAIN, thanks for mentioning that you always leave a tip for the maid. It made me
feel less alone—I always leave a tip for the maid, too—and it gives me the opportunity to en-
courage others to do the same. Anyone who can afford a night or two in a hotel—on business,
on vacation, on someone else’s wife—can afford to leave a few bucks for the maid.
I’m a 25-year-old straight man. One of my best buddies is gay, and I’m in gay bars with him
twice a week or so. (We like to drink!) My question: What’s the correct response when I get
hit on by men in gay bars? If a guy comes on strong, I kind of feel bad saying, “I’m straight.”
Because I don’t want him to think I’m saying, “You’re disgusting.” So what’s the etiquette for a
straight guy in a gay bar? Is it wrong to say you have a boyfriend instead of just saying you’re
straight?
Not Overly Concerned Lost Useless Entity
Guys who either don’t have boyfriends or do have boyfriends but are in monogamish re-
lationships will frequently say “I have a boyfriend” to get rid of a guy at a bar who they don’t
fi nd attractive. So be honest, NOCLUE. Finding out he never had a shot at you because you’re
straight will be easier on a guy’s ego than having to wonder what it is you and your imaginary
boyfriend didn’t fi nd attractive about him.
Now, some gay dudes will be annoyed when they discover that the guy they’ve invested 10
whole minutes in eye-fucking isn’t gay, but most will welcome your presence as proof that—for-
give me—it gets better. Straight dudes hanging out in gay bars with their gay friends? Straight
dudes who are secure enough in their own sexuality that they’re comfortable with being
viewed as a sex object by other men? Sure signs of progress, NOCLUE. That some gay dudes
will have to waste a few precious minutes of their lives fl irting with men they can’t suckfuck-
rimdatemarry is a small price to pay to be reminded that we live in a less homophobic world.
I have a super-hot, considerate, caring girlfriend with a high libido with whom I share many
long-term goals. The problem is that she bugs the shit out of me. She chews with her mouth
open, she listens to music I dislike, and she swears at inappropriate times. I’m in my mid-30s
and not sure what I should do. Settle?
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We have something in common, ST: I once met a guy who was super-hot and caring and
considerate, a guy whose libido matched my own and whose long-term goals aligned with
mine, and who just so happened to bug the shit out of me.
Here’s what I did: I married that motherfucker.
My husband still bugs the shit out of me sometimes, just as I doubtless bug the shit out
of him sometimes. But there’s no such thing as a bug-free boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/
unicorn/gimp/whatever. LTRs are about identifying the bugs that some caring and consistent
prodding can fi x—like that chewing-with-her-mouth-open shit—and accepting and fi nally learn-
ing to ignore the bugs that no amount of prodding will ever change.
And take it from me, ST: Hot, considerate, caring, similarly libidinous, and shared long-term
goals isn’t a package that comes along every day. You could do a lot worse.
STRAIGHT-RIGHTS WATCH: In 2010, Americans voted Republican hoping—despite 30
years of evidence to the contrary—that the GOP might know something about creating jobs.
Surprise! Turns out that all the GOP knows how to do is wage war on American women. The
GOP’s attack on abortion morphed into an attack on Planned Parenthood which morphed into
an attack on access to contraception which fi nally morphed into an attack on the 98 percent
of American women who use or have used contraception. (Sluts and prostitutes, one and all,
according to Rush Limbaugh.) The GOP’s war on choice, contraception, cancer screenings, and
women won’t end until the fuckers waging it are driven out of offi ce.
Pissed off? Great! Do something about it.
Go fi nd a pro-choice Democrat who’s running for offi ce against an anti-choice/anti-woman
motherfucker and send that Dem a check or, if you live in his or her district, volunteer for that
Democrat. Fight back!
Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage.
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