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LIBRA BALANCING ACT
Quality girl seeking an intelli-
gent, fun-loving, and sensual
gentleman who can balance me.
Please be honest and drama-
free. LaBoheme, 35, g
DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY
YOUNG OLD SOUL
Oddities, oddities, oddities. Such
things we thrive on. What doesn’t
kill you simply makes you strang-
er. Come see the world through
square eyes. siberiancultist,
23, g
Coast to Coast AM long time lis-
tener. Ready for the dimensional
shift. i love plants, animals, trees,
water, nature, humans, extrater-
restrials, beer. watch only a little
tv. conscious omnivore. Namaste.
q123robin, 56, g
MR OPPOSITE,MARTIAN
Looking for the woman who
wants to be serenely tucked
back into a high mountain valley
along a beautiful creek in
Northern Cal. with her man,
goats, chickens and rabbits.
StarrBeorn, 56, g
i’m a walking paradox with no
head games ,i love sex and i am
a very good kisser and listener, i
care for the girl i meet ,i am vis-
ible. lepoetadisp_aru, 68,
g
QUIET HIKER ROCKER
To be completed. citizen-
communist, 25, g
CORNEROF WINSLOW,
ARZONA
I saw you standing. When:
Wednesday, February 8,
2012. Where: In a
Peaceful Feeling, Taking
it Easy.. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902402
A MAN, 59,
BY ROB BREZSNY
people to know that not all Native American tribes have the same
traditions. In the Cherokee belief system, it’s Grandmother Sun and
Grandfather Moon, which is the opposite of most tribes. There are no
Cherokee shamans, only medicine men and women and adawehis, or
religious leaders. They don’t have “pipe carriers,” don’t do the Sun
Dance, and don’t walk the “Good Red Road.” In fact, they walk the
White Path, have a purifi cation ceremony called “Going to Water,” and
perform the Green Corn ceremony as a ritual renewal of life. I suggest
you do a similar clarifi cation for the group you’re part of and the
traditions you hold dear, Taurus. Ponder your tribe’s unique truths and
ways. Identify them and declare them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the coming weeks, the activity going
on inside your mind and heart will be especially intense and infl uential
— even if you don’t explicitly express it. When you speak your thoughts
and feelings out loud, they will have unusual power to change people’s
minds and rearrange their moods. When you keep your thoughts and
feelings to yourself, they will still leak all over everything, bending and
shaping the energy fi eld around you. That’s why I urge you to take
extra care as you manage what’s going on within you. Make sure the
effect you’re having is the effect you want to have.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Artist Richard Kehl tells the story of a
teenage girl who got the chance to ask a question of the eminent psy-
chologist Carl Jung. “Professor, you are so clever. Could you please tell
me the shortest path to my life’s goal?” Without a moment’s hesita-
tion Jung replied, “The detour!” I invite you to consider the possibility
that Jung’s answer might be meaningful to you right now, Cancerian.
Have you been churning out overcomplicated thoughts about your
mission? Are you at risk of getting a bit too grandiose in your plans?
Maybe you should at least dream about taking a shortcut that looks
like a detour or a detour that looks like a shortcut.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): An old Chinese proverb says: “My barn hav-
ing burned to the ground, I can see the moon.” The speaker of those
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not sure if i heard you or you
heard me??? i’m a 6’2” red-
headed,glasses-wearing,weird-
on-the-outside,heart-on-the-
sleeve guy. if we discussed about
‘single’ cigs and “the corner”
then its one of you When:
Wednesday, February 8,
2012. Where: kiva. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902400
Stop light at 11th & Olive, you
were on your motorcycle with a
black/cream leather coat. Would
love to find a fellow fashionable
female to ride with! When:
Monday, February 27,
2012. Where: 11th &
Olive. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902399
STEELHEAD, MID-NINETIES
looking for a dance partner,
swing to ballroom dancing. I
don’t drink or smoke and am a
quality person. 541-790-1136.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Cherokee Heritage website wants
It’s ArcadeBeauty. Sorry cdn’t
make Sat, too sick bt thought of
u. Plz meet me Sat @ Meiji 10pm,
I’ll make it up. Plenty of Hugs :)
When: Sunday, February
19, 2012. Where: Blair
Alley. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902394
you’re beautiful. When:
Thursday, March
1,
2012. Where: whitaker.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902398
OLD FRENCHIE LOOKING
said playwright Arthur Miller in speaking about his creative process.
“To exist constantly in a state of controlled hysteria. It’s agony. But
everyone has agony. The difference is that I try to take my agony
home and teach it to sing.” I hope this little outburst inspires you, Ar-
ies. It’s an excellent time for you to harness your hysteria and instruct
your agony in the fi ne art of singing. To boost your chances of success
in pulling off this dicey feat, use every means at your disposal to have
fun and stay amused.
KDLANGS_AT LAST
DREADED-ONE
greetings earth girls! i am cur-
rently visiting this sector to
associate with your human
female culture. my species
needs information specifically
relating to your social
mores,habits of procreation and
recreation. drewski, 44, g
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Controlled hysteria is what is required,”
UNTIED DOG BITES!
Your dog wasn’t leashed. I got
bit, luckily it wasn’t the little kids
who were 20 seconds behind me.
Assholes like you don’t deserve
to have an animal. When:
Sunday, February 26,
2012. Where: Sundance,
9 PM. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902395
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WHERE AREYOU BILL???
You couldn’t stop kissing me at
Luckey’s Bar, Well I’m Hooked on
you. Meet me on St.Patty’s Day
for round two, I’ll be the one with
Silver/green Shamrock Necklace
on. When: Saturday,
January
21,
2012.
Where: Luckey’s Bar and
Grill. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902401
words was making an effort to redefi ne a total loss as a partial gain.
The building may have been gone, but as a result he or she had a bet-
ter view of a natural wonder that was previously diffi cult to observe. I
don’t foresee any of your barns going down in fl ames, Leo, so I don’t
expect you’ll have to make a similar redefi nition under duress. How-
ever, you have certainly experienced events like that in the past. And
now would be an excellent time to revise your thinking about their
meaning. Are you brave enough and ingenious enough to reinterpret
your history? It’s fi nd-the-redemption week.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “You can discover more about a person
in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.” Numerous websites
on the internet allege that Greek philosopher Plato made this state-
ment, which I regard as highly unlikely. But in any case, the thought it-
self has some merit. And in accordance with your current astrological
omens, I will make it your motto for the week. This is an excellent time
to learn more about and become closer to the people you care for, and
nothing would help you accomplish that better than getting together
for intensive interludes of fooling around and messing around and
horsing around.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “When we are no longer able to change
a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves,” said Holocaust
survivor Viktor Frankl. His advice might be just what you need to hear
right now, Libra. Have you struggled, mostly fruitlessly, to change
a stagnant situation that has resisted your best efforts? Is there a
locked door you’ve been banging on, to no avail? If so, I invite you to
redirect your attention. Reclaim the energy you have been expending
on closed-down people and moldering systems. Instead, work on the
unfi nished beauty of what lies closest at hand: yourself.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In this passage from Still Life with
Woodpecker, Tom Robbins provides a hot tip you should keep in mind.
“There are essential and inessential insanities. Inessential insanities
are a brittle amalgamation of ambition, aggression, and pre-ado-
lescent anxiety — garbage that should have been dumped long ago.
Essential insanities are those impulses one instinctively senses are vir-
tuous and correct, even though peers may regard them as coo-coo.”
I’ll add this, Scorpio: Be crazily wise and wisely crazy in the coming
weeks. It will be healthy for you. Honor the wild ideas that bring you
joy and the odd desires that remind you of your core truths.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I don’t think you will need
literal medicine this week. Your physical vigor should be good. But I’m
hoping you will seek out some spirit medicine — healing agents that
fortify the secret and subtle parts of your psyche. Where do you fi nd
spirit medicine? Well, the search itself will provide the initial dose.
you drinking at the bar, me in the
dish pit. sometimes we’d make
out after work. but i never did
get to play with your toys!
When: Sunday, January
29, 2012. Where: steel-
head brewpub. You: Man.
Me: Man. #902397
FOUND LOST EARRING
I found a beautiful earring at the
5th ST. Market 2/23/12 Multiple
metals w/ jewels inlaid. Every
piece of it was handhammered. I
turned it into the Market
Administration
When:
Thursday, February 23,
2012. Where: 5th st.
market. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902396
DEAR GOLDENBROWN
BLACK HAT BASS-ACKWARDS
Keeper of the bar at Sammy B’s.
A frown used to be your uniform.
The smile you’ve been sporting
is
infectious.
When:
Tuesday, February 14,
2012. Where: In the
Whit. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902393
FATCAT TYCOON FARTFACE
I saw you riding around in your
Maserhini. Live it up while the
weather’s bad, dear corporate
vermin, because soon as it’s
warm out, the revolution is back
on. Occupy!!! When: Monday,
February 20, 2012.
Where: Bank of America.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902392
A LITERATE WOMAN
You are the woman reading my
help wanted ad in this paper
seeking women for a female pho-
tographer/videographer. I see
you there! :) When:
Thursday, February 23,
2012. Where: right now.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902391
ARCADE BEAUTY
2 am, walked behind you without
enough nerve. Newcomers hug-
ging in the middle of Blair. Be
there next Saturday or anywhere
we could share another hug
“Hello!” before then? When:
Sunday, February 19,
2012. Where: Blair Alley.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902390
Here are some further ideas: Expose yourself to stirring art and music
and fi lms; have conversations with empathic friends and the spirits of
dead loved ones; spend time in the presence of a natural wonder; fan-
tasize about a thrilling adventure you will have one day; and imagine
who you want to be three years from now.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Each of us is the star of our own
movie. There are a few other lead and supporting actors who round
out the cast, but everyone else in the world is an extra. Now and then,
though, people whom we regard as minor characters suddenly rise to
prominence and play a pivotal role in our unfolding drama. I expect
this phenomenon is now occurring or will soon occur for you, Cap-
ricorn. So please be willing to depart from the script. Open yourself
to the possibility of improvisation. People who have been playing bit
parts may have more to contribute than you imagine.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The “cocktail party effect” refers
to your ability to hear your name being spoken while in the midst of a
social gathering’s cacophony. This is an example of an important prac-
tice, which is how to discern truly meaningful signals embedded in the
noise of all the irrelevant information that surrounds you. You should
be especially skilled at doing this in the coming weeks, Aquarius — and
it will be crucial that you make abundant use of your skill. As you
navigate your way through the clutter of symbols and the overload of
data, be alert for the few key messages that are highly useful.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Shunryu Suzuki was a Zen master
whose books helped popularize Zen Buddhism in America. A student
once asked him, “How much ego do you need?” His austere reply
was “Just enough so that you don’t step in front of a bus.” While I
sympathize with the value of humility, I wouldn’t go quite that far. I
think that a slightly heftier ego, if offered up as a work of art, can be a
gift to the world. What do you think, Pisces? How much ego is good?
To what degree can you create your ego so that it’s a beautiful and
dynamic source of power for you and an inspiration for other people
rather than a greedy, needy parasite that distorts the truth? This is an
excellent time to ruminate on such matters.
HOMEWORK: Name your greatest unnecessary taboo and how
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